Orbiter Demon Baby #3 / The Gunt’s Third Possible Piglet - A possible third Demon Baby on the Way?

[Hüftpriester]

Ralph already admitted he has trouble performing in the bedroom. If he had ED back in 2020, imagine how bad it is now. With all the drinking and drugs he's done since then....

Here's another relevant message from the leaks, where he admits there are years he doesn't remember due to his xanax addiction. It's great for sleeping....and just forgetting.

It turns out xanax is not so great for pleasing a woman though, something Ralph has never done anyway.

 

[Mango Cobra]

>we are actively trying
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Is this loss?

 

[beef lo mein]

Rozy is, hopefully, the end of the Ralphamale line.

Curious to know how much time he spends pillstreaming and in a total blackout these days, but my feeling is that answer is ‘a lot’. The very elite tier alkies have a hard time when it comes to viable pregnancies. Add a few bars of xannies a day into the mix, and you get a bunch of sad and deformed swimmers lurching unevenly through the muck, much like the genetic mishaps at the end of Tod Browning’s Freaks.

Ralph can certainly keep trying out of spite, but I think he’s well past that point. Not saying severe alcoholics are never able to get women pregnant, but it’s not easy. The spite might help, though. Tough to say.

I’d rather he continue to pass out in a corner of Casa Verde surrounded by empty cans of Modelo, as opposed to molesting the horse live on air while his kid screams in the background. Fingers crossed that he’s used up, ‘cause shit’s bleak.

 

[Haint]

Broke dick and broke pockets. Damn Kiwis I dont know how we are going to recover from this one!
Ralph really showed us up, using his mare wife as the butt of a joke.

 

[CowPox]

You guys are gay stalking this lard ass everywhere and fretting over the hardness of his dick, you realize that right?

 

[Haint]

You guys are gay stalking this lard ass everywhere and fretting over the hardness of his dick, you realize that right?

Yes. Dick jokes are funny.

 

[FagAlaska]

You guys are gay stalking this lard ass everywhere and fretting over the hardness of his dick, you realize that right?

Not enough blood in his body to fully make the Memphis mamba stand straight

 

[Tren Shapiro]

You guys are gay stalking this lard ass everywhere and fretting over the hardness of his dick, you realize that right?

Fretting necessitates concern. Nobody is concerned about Ralph. They are mocking him and he is reading every single word.
Also, don't do the smug Redditor "Like, you DO realize that right?" shit.

 

[CowPox]

Fretting necessitates concern. Nobody is concerned about Ralph. They are mocking him and he is reading every single word.
Also, don't do the smug Redditor "Like, you DO realize that right?" shit.

Quick! Lets make a totally seperate thread to speculate on his hard on! The other ten just weren't enough!

Yeah, you're a faggot.

 

[Hüftpriester]

Quick! Lets make a totally seperate thread to speculate on his hard on! The other ten just weren't enough!

Yeah, you're a faggot.

Retard, we renamed the thread as a joke because Ralph and his ugly wife faked a pregnancy for no reason.

 

[break these cuffs]

Retard, we renamed the thread as a joke because Ralph and his ugly wife faked a pregnancy for no reason.

And he admitted they were trying and not having any success. Broke Dick Ethan Ralph is true by his own admission.

 

[CowPox]

Retard, we renamed the thread as a joke because Ralph and his ugly wife faked a pregnancy for no reason.

Does ethan ralph have a small penis? Cast your vote now!

Homo.

 

[Snusmumriken]

And here I thought Ralph had an eating disorder. What a relief—I don’t know if he could survive to lose another pound!

 

[Hüftpriester]

Does ethan ralph have a small penis? Cast your vote now!

Homo.

I'm getting the impression that people making jokes about small dicks and ED hits a little close to home for you...

 

[CowPox]

I'm getting the impression that people making jokes about small dicks and ED hits a little close to home for you...

Ooo, good one.

 

[Procrastinhater]

This is how this begins.

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

You literally going to create another spite baby by taunting Ralphs about his broken dick. Or another sex tape

 

[Tren Shapiro]

Quick! Lets make a totally seperate thread to speculate on his hard on! The other ten just weren't enough!

Nobody is speculating. He's a morbidly obese drug addict.

Yeah, you're a faggot.

Oh yeah because that's totally how being gay works, right? You do realize that's not how being gay works, right? Like, you do realize that right?

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

You literally going to create another spite baby by taunting Ralphs about his broken dick. Or another sex tape

During the Italy trip, he threatens May with releasing of a tape. There might be or it was Ralph being drunk and not learning from Faith.

 

[Israel's Top Guy]

This is how this begins.

What a timely coincidence, I think about this actor's performance in Mulholland Drive whenever I see Ralph sink to a new low.

It shouldnt surprise me anymore, but it still does.