Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[TheLazyMan]

As we’re all well aware, there are only two (2) reasons to visit Thailand:

1.) You’re CEO of a company that distributes cheap junk, and you’re there to conduct business. “This is the highest quality plastic dog poop I’ve ever seen! Send a thousand cases to our base in Texas!”

2.) You’re a pedophile intending to molest children.

I dunno- if this guy’s mobility issues were real (and not put on to torment the cabin crew), then he probably wouldn’t have been able to accomplish the latter. I imagine a 4-year old could escape him by delivering a single kick to the shin. He’d likely go for something younger and more defenseless *shudders*.

In any case, I can’t hear the word ‘deeper’ without being reminded of that story- completely ruined the word for me.

What about good ole fashioned, garden-variety ladyboy sex tourism?

 

[Falcon Sebben]

What about good ole fashioned, garden-variety ladyboy sex tourism?

That's the third kind of sex tourism although I've never understood the attraction to traps. If you're gay then that's cool. But often times the guys that are caught down there do so saying they're not gay or anything. If you're a man and the person you're having sex with has a penis then it's gay. Just ask Linkara.

 

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

 

[AnOminous]

This man had also died in Thailand just two months after the incident under mysterious circumstances. One report said "by adventure" and another stated "by illness". The airline refused to carry his body back on any of their flights.

Sounds like he pulled his bullshit on the wrong Thai. Thais tend to be pretty mellow. Until you cross the wrong line. And it takes a special kind of stupid to do that.

If you're a man and the person you're having sex with has a penis then it's gay. Just ask Linkara.

Didn't he dump Iron Liz after she got the chop because the only thing he was attracted to was the dick?

Gives a whole new meaning to "Jack on the Go."

 

[100BitchHere]

Their bedroom is upstairs, but we’ve seen evidence of Jack sleeping on the couch and in the recliner before. He really doesn’t need to waddle up there except to film stupid TechTime videos about a NetiPot or a makeup organizer or shower. I believe the first floor has at least a half bath. Plus the kitchen is close by…smart cheating and all.


He has a blog post pointing to an ischematic episode = stroke 1

Stroke 2 =

Stroke 3 =

(It happened during the filming of the video)

Stroke 4/5 allegedly happened this health episode.

His cognitive skills are trash right now and we are getting half assed info from him. He may have had 1 stroke or 2 or a heart attack or two as well. I guess we will have to wait until the next F as in Fat episode to try to discern what the hell happened assuming he doesn’t lie through his teeth about “”””””the accident”””””” (like he did last time).

Thanks for basically compiling these. My god he's so delusional and nonchalant about his health.
Stroke 1: Half his body is numb, bad enough to go to the ER. They give him pills to lower his blood pressure and he doesn't take it because "I don't have high blood pressure." Worried about a $100 bill a thousand times more than he's ever worried about his health.
Stroke 2: Calls it a "mild stroke" despite half of his body failing again. Calls it "the best stroke you can have" and a wake up call from God. Blames stress and coffee instead of his 200 pound gut and 100 pound face. Says he'll never drink energy drinks or coffee again.
Stroke 3: Cold brew coffee video lol. He officially announces his stroke here though: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNGuhhGBGdY Man he sounds so bad.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Didn't he dump Iron Liz after she got the chop because the only thing he was attracted to was the dick?

That's what people say. But he was kinda cheating on Liz with Viga at the time and he supposedly paid for her rent or something... I'm not fully up on my Linkara lore. All I really know is Liz wouldn't let him touch her dick and Lewis was all about fulfilling his "dirty cock slut" fantasies.

Later on he supposedly said she was too right wing for him because she supported Trump. But that was after they broke up. Remember Lewis always tries to paint himself in the best light.

Far be it from me to agree with Jagoff but he's right when he says that if the bathrooms in the restaurant are dirty then their kitchen will be dirty as well. It is a totally valid reason to walk out of a restaurant before you order.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Thanks for basically compiling these. My god he's so delusional and nonchalant about his health.
Stroke 1: Half his body is numb, bad enough to go to the ER. They give him pills to lower his blood pressure and he doesn't take it because "I don't have high blood pressure." Worried about a $100 bill a thousand times more than he's ever worried about his health.
Stroke 2: Calls it a "mild stroke" despite half of his body failing again. Calls it "the best stroke you can have" and a wake up call from God. Blames stress and coffee instead of his 200 pound gut and 100 pound face. Says he'll never drink energy drinks or coffee again.
Stroke 3: Cold brew coffee video lol. He officially announces his stroke here though: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNGuhhGBGdY Man he sounds so bad.

I've said before that Jack only trusts in Jesus to cure him along with magical thinking about coffee and keto, but at some point it has to be some deeper psychological issue where he just completely disconnects from his own body's state. Let alone his ability to care for himself.

Ironic for someone who puts " Jack's motto is "Do God's work and He will do your work!" on every video description.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

That's what people say. But he was kinda cheating on Liz with Viga at the time and he supposedly paid for her rent or something... I'm not fully up on my Linkara lore. All I really know is Liz wouldn't let him touch her dick and Lewis was all about fulfilling his "dirty cock slut" fantasies.

Later on he supposedly said she was too right wing for him because she supported Trump. But that was after they broke up. Remember Lewis always tries to paint himself in the best light.


Far be it from me to agree with Jagoff but he's right when he says that if the bathrooms in the restaurant are dirty then their kitchen will be dirty as well. It is a totally valid reason to walk out of a restaurant before you order.

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

 

[Staffy]

Jack will transcend and shed his physical body in that nursing home, and the entirety of Tennessee will end up a place where everyone becomes batshit crazy ala Dusk.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

That's what people say. But he was kinda cheating on Liz with Viga at the time and he supposedly paid for her rent or something... I'm not fully up on my Linkara lore. All I really know is Liz wouldn't let him touch her dick and Lewis was all about fulfilling his "dirty cock slut" fantasies.

Later on he supposedly said she was too right wing for him because she supported Trump. But that was after they broke up. Remember Lewis always tries to paint himself in the best light.


Far be it from me to agree with Jagoff but he's right when he says that if the bathrooms in the restaurant are dirty then their kitchen will be dirty as well. It is a totally valid reason to walk out of a restaurant before you order.

Yeah but that's not the big insight he thinks it is. Like most people if they walk into a filthy bathroom they're not gonna order food there. TBH Jack has gone into enough shitty strip mall places where the bathroom is cleaned maybe once a day but will still chow down (poorly washed and barely heated up) plates of mextex slop that I don't think he even cares.

 

[Grassy_Knoll]

Jack will transcend and shed his physical body in that nursing home, and the entirety of Tennessee will end up a place where everyone becomes batshit crazy ala Dusk.

He certainly has enough fat accumulated to move onto the pupal stage

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

Jack's off his diet, shockingly. And still a retard. Like literally any bigger hospital I've been in has a Subway and they're not "hidden". They're there for families that are staying long term that don't want to eat from the hospital cafeteria.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Jack's off his diet, shockingly. And still a retard. Like literally any bigger hospital I've been in has a Subway and they're not "hidden". They're there for families that are staying long term that don't want to eat from the hospital cafeteria.
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I guess he's not aware that a lot of hospitals have a food court or a small franchise in them. If you're going to be in the hospital for a while, you're visiting then you're going to need food and it only makes sense to have something there. Although why anybody would want to eat at Subway is beyond me. There are much better places to get a sub. Jersey Mike's springs to mind.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

Jack's off his diet, shockingly. And still a retard. Like literally any bigger hospital I've been in has a Subway and they're not "hidden". They're there for families that are staying long term that don't want to eat from the hospital cafeteria.
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This is one of those things that boggles my mind about death fats. Jack is literally killing himself with food, but he chooses the absolute shittiest food to do it with. Any one of these meals could be his last and he's going to fucking s*bw*y of all places.

I bet he's one of those morons who thinks subway is healthy. Yeah dude, your footlong italian sub with extra cheese, and 3 sauces is totally healthy bro because they also sell 6in veg subs in the same building.

 

[Tiresome]

Yeah but that's not the big insight he thinks it is. Like most people if they walk into a filthy bathroom they're not gonna order food there. TBH Jack has gone into enough shitty strip mall places where the bathroom is cleaned maybe once a day but will still chow down (poorly washed and barely heated up) plates of mextex slop that I don't think he even cares.

Jack's standards only exist in the moment and to suit his current need to be a miserable little shit. He'll overlook anything if he's hungy and nothing if he's angy.

 

[Comma]

Jack's off his diet, shockingly. And still a retard. Like literally any bigger hospital I've been in has a Subway and they're not "hidden". They're there for families that are staying long term that don't want to eat from the hospital cafeteria.
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Pressing X, hard.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I bet he's one of those morons who thinks subway is healthy. Yeah dude, your footlong italian sub with extra cheese, and 3 sauces is totally healthy bro because they also sell 6in veg subs in the same building.

It is healthier in a manner of speaking considering some of the sandwiches are low in fat which concerns some people. So in that sense it is.

But it's a shitty sub. It's the place you go to when you have no other choice or you just don't want a fast food burger.

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Pressing X, hard.

All that means is he moved his legs a bit when Hammy was pushing him around in his wheelchair.

 

[Tiresome]

It is healthier in a manner of speaking considering some of the sandwiches are low in fat which concerns some people. So in that sense it is.

But it's a shitty sub. It's the place you go to when you have no other choice or you just don't want a fast food burger.


All that means is he moved his legs a bit when Hammy was pushing him around in his wheelchair.

Now I'm picturing Jack, head lolling, mouth sagging open, hopping in something like this, so thank you and goddamn you.

 

[TheCrushinator]

It is healthier in a manner of speaking considering some of the sandwiches are low in fat which concerns some people. So in that sense it is.

But it's a shitty sub. It's the place you go to when you have no other choice or you just don't want a fast food burger.

What's crazier, is that Subway has normalized eating an entire loaf of bread in one sitting.

 

[Seymour Duncan]

Jack's off his diet, shockingly. And still a retard. Like literally any bigger hospital I've been in has a Subway and they're not "hidden". They're there for families that are staying long term that don't want to eat from the hospital cafeteria.
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This is such incredible perfection as a Jack post that I'm honestly in awe. There's just so many fatty layers to this.