Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[The Mist]

It seems like Keffals is regaining some followers. It might return back to a net positive, or at the very least remain stagnant. It seems like this little stunt may have worked for now.

 

[Kingfisher9000]

My cat has scratched me leaving deeper scars than that, those are so fucking weak attention grabs even a generic bpd white egirl would laugh at.

You can even count the individual scars. I’ve met chicks whose forearms had so much scar tissue they looked like burn victims. This dude just had an emo phase in high school and wanted to look cool. The invader zim Johnny the Homicidal Maniac tattoo is a dead giveaway.

 

[80's Dad]

This whole rehab arch sure is convenient for Keffals, isn't it? It makes him a victim again. It gives him an out for where some of the money went, and for saying erratic shit on stream. It stopped the bleed of unfollowings on twitter. It gives him a reason to disappear off the internet and let this all blow over.

I can't believe you all sperged for like 20 pages over what exactly he was addicted to. He does drugs, clearly, but there is no addiction He was never going to die from detox. ffs, remember who you are dealing with. He was just lying for the theatrics, and probably without realizing he was narrowing the speculation down to two drugs, which went against the initial thread that the issue was cocaine.

He's going to come back in a month or so and people will praise him for the achievement of getting sober, and he will be back on his throne. He will issue a half ass apology and explain away some of the controversy. And now he knows not to say 'retard', because that's where these faggots draw the line.

The only way this would get blown open is for him to be spotted irl or for him to succumb to his actual addiction - twitter.

Anyway, now he's got lots of free time to finally play Hogwart's Legacy without anyone getting mad at him. Sounds kinda nice.

 

[Kees H]

This whole rehab arch sure is convenient for Keffals, isn't it? It makes him a victim again. It gives him an out for where some of the money went, and for saying erratic shit on stream. It stopped the bleed of unfollowings on twitter. It gives him a reason to disappear off the internet and let this all blow over.

I can't believe you all sperged for like 20 pages over what exactly he was addicted to. He does drugs, clearly, but there is no addiction He was never going to die from detox. ffs, remember who you are dealing with. He was just lying for the theatrics, and probably without realizing he was narrowing the speculation down to two drugs, which went against the initial thread that the issue was cocaine.

He's going to come back in a month or so and people will praise him for the achievement of getting sober, and he will be back on his throne. He will issue a half ass apology and explain away some of the controversy. And now he knows not to say 'retard', because that's where these faggots draw the line.

The only way this would get blown open is for him to be spotted irl or for him to succumb to his actual addiction - twitter.

Anyway, now he's got lots of free time to finally play Hogwart's Legacy without anyone getting mad at him. Sounds kinda nice.

The thing is tho that Keffals keep inside is a failed shitposter who has to be edgy. He will ride on his "zomg i was addicted and now i am not anymore uWu pls gib money" for a while, and then do something that will piss off the trannies or niggers on Twitter again. He just needs to do baity edgy shitposts, it's too deep in his character.

I think he will be fine for a while, but I'd bet on this cycle repeating a couple of times like we see with a bunch of other lolcows.

 

[AutoClownMaker]

He just needs to do baity edgy shitposts, it's too deep in his character.

Keffals only knows success doing that. When commenting on news (Canadian trans teacher who got back breaking breast implants) Keffals just makes things up and has a history of fabrication live on stream with Hambly-come-on-stream/trying to have big joel be mad at someone.

What actual skills does Keffals have someone would pay for in a job market Keffals could not e-beg and be able to pay their own way in society? None that I can tell from here.

 

[CatharticShitHead]

This whole rehab arch sure is convenient for Keffals, isn't it? It makes him a victim again. It gives him an out for where some of the money went, and for saying erratic shit on stream. It stopped the bleed of unfollowings on twitter. It gives him a reason to disappear off the internet and let this all blow over.

I can't believe you all sperged for like 20 pages over what exactly he was addicted to. He does drugs, clearly, but there is no addiction He was never going to die from detox. ffs, remember who you are dealing with. He was just lying for the theatrics, and probably without realizing he was narrowing the speculation down to two drugs, which went against the initial thread that the issue was cocaine.

He's going to come back in a month or so and people will praise him for the achievement of getting sober, and he will be back on his throne. He will issue a half ass apology and explain away some of the controversy. And now he knows not to say 'retard', because that's where these faggots draw the line.

The only way this would get blown open is for him to be spotted irl or for him to succumb to his actual addiction - twitter.

Anyway, now he's got lots of free time to finally play Hogwart's Legacy without anyone getting mad at him. Sounds kinda nice.

I agree that it's convenient and that Lucas is a very unreliable narrator but you, an old fag, do have to admit that lolcows will and have broken their modus operandi to do wacky and off the record shit. It's quite literally what makes some of them so very entertaining.

Am I saying Lucas is for sure an addict? No.

Would I be surprised if he was actually telling the truth about being addicted? No.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

https://www.sportskeeda.com/esports...on-since-starting-gofundme-campaign-last-year oh boy I wonder if more articles will drop
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[Something Awful]

And now he knows not to say 'retard', because that's where these faggots draw the line.

lol, I'm pressing X. Keffals has no impulse control, as evidenced by his constant deleted tweets. The retard couldn't stop saying "retard" even if he wanted to.

Ok, maybe if he actually gets sober and gains the ability to think more than five minutes ahead. But that's never happening.

 

[fuckidunno]

and somehow that magically means there aren't people that got fucked over (they've already worn out "victim")

 

[Premium Dog Food]

I guess this is also because of KF.
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Sideways for attention, straight for intention. While self harm is a real issue, I know well this troon just did it for attention.

 

[Something Awful]

I decided to do another financial update. It's not the end of the month yet, but close enough. This time I'm also including proceeds from his site keffals.gg (kind of a pain in the ass, since I had to count the donations semi-manually). So here's how much Keffals "earned" in February:

Patreon: USD 1,739


Twitch: about USD 1,200 (don't know exactly, the lowest-tier subs are worth $2.50 each, but there might be some higher-tier subscribers)


YouTube: dunno. He makes some money from ads and paying members, but those numbers aren't public and I don't know how to estimate them accurately.

Keffals.gg: about USD 3,500 from subscriptions and USD 1,720 in direct donations. He has a few major paypigs who enjoy throwing hundreds of dollars into the ditch.

Approximate total: $8,200 + YouTube revenue, which may be enough to put him over $10k for the month. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[AnOminous]

I can't believe you all sperged for like 20 pages over what exactly he was addicted to. He does drugs, clearly, but there is no addiction He was never going to die from detox. ffs, remember who you are dealing with. He was just lying for the theatrics, and probably without realizing he was narrowing the speculation down to two drugs, which went against the initial thread that the issue was cocaine.

Ironically, if he actually is addicted to the white people drugs that are more likely, like benzos, detox is way more dangerous.

You are better off being hooked on crack or heroin than on benzos. I am not joking.

Big pharma has seriously invented and patented shit way worse than drugs that have been illegal for over a century.

Would I be surprised if he was actually telling the truth about being addicted? No.

He's been very obviously wasted on most of his streams.

 

[Tanner Glass]

I decided to do another financial update. It's not the end of the month yet, but close enough. This time I'm also including proceeds from his site keffals.gg (kind of a pain in the ass, since I had to count the donations semi-manually). So here's how much Keffals "earned" in February:

Patreon: USD 1,739
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Twitch: about USD 1,200 (don't know exactly, the lowest-tier subs are worth $2.50 each, but there might be some higher-tier subscribers)
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YouTube: dunno. He makes some money from ads and paying members, but those numbers aren't public and I don't know how to estimate them accurately.

Keffals.gg: about USD 3,500 from subscriptions and USD 1,720 in direct donations. He has a few major paypigs who enjoy throwing hundreds of dollars into the ditch.

Approximate total: $8,200 + YouTube revenue, which may be enough to put him over $10k for the month. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

"Sustainable Stream Goal" - Minimum of $90,000 a year, after a $100,000 a year fundraiser.

Not sure how anyone would think he's a woman with huge balls like these.

 

[Super-Chevy454]

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It seems like Keffals is regaining some followers. It might return back to a net positive, or at the very least remain stagnant. It seems like this little stunt may have worked for now.

I guess that short vlog where it was mentioned then Lucas is being cancelled on Twitter aged like milk?

 

[ShrekFarts]

I decided to do another financial update. It's not the end of the month yet, but close enough. This time I'm also including proceeds from his site keffals.gg (kind of a pain in the ass, since I had to count the donations semi-manually). So here's how much Keffals "earned" in February:

Patreon: USD 1,739
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Twitch: about USD 1,200 (don't know exactly, the lowest-tier subs are worth $2.50 each, but there might be some higher-tier subscribers)
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YouTube: dunno. He makes some money from ads and paying members, but those numbers aren't public and I don't know how to estimate them accurately.

Keffals.gg: about USD 3,500 from subscriptions and USD 1,720 in direct donations. He has a few major paypigs who enjoy throwing hundreds of dollars into the ditch.

Approximate total: $8,200 + YouTube revenue, which may be enough to put him over $10k for the month. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Wow my buddy who makes fart fetish animations makes more on patron

 

[Subaru Impreza WRC]

I still can't believe that the thing that got him cancelled is "muh digital blackface". Absolute lunacy. All of this is a performative tug of war where trannies and niggers fight each other in their own self-interest to claim the top of the oppressed totem pole. And it seems niggers won this time.

 

[Balr0g]

I decided to do another financial update. It's not the end of the month yet, but close enough. This time I'm also including proceeds from his site keffals.gg (kind of a pain in the ass, since I had to count the donations semi-manually). So here's how much Keffals "earned" in February:

Patreon: USD 1,739
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Twitch: about USD 1,200 (don't know exactly, the lowest-tier subs are worth $2.50 each, but there might be some higher-tier subscribers)
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YouTube: dunno. He makes some money from ads and paying members, but those numbers aren't public and I don't know how to estimate them accurately.

Keffals.gg: about USD 3,500 from subscriptions and USD 1,720 in direct donations. He has a few major paypigs who enjoy throwing hundreds of dollars into the ditch.

Approximate total: $8,200 + YouTube revenue, which may be enough to put him over $10k for the month. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Why is every fucking lolcow earning the DSP standard each month? Fuck me I might try that for once. though on the other hand only if i can keep my fianacial skills and not turn into full retard.

 

[FrigginWeeb]

Weird. Lucas is now regularly gaining followers.

Spoiler: Image

And those followers seem to be elderly men wearing anime girl wigs, or tranny porn addicted alt accounts, empty two post accounts, a ministry services bot, basically a bunch of retweet bots.

I think lucas bought followers but didn't get enough to fully counter the losses, so ends up with 10-20 a day net gain.

 

[Punished Neco]

During my search for the holy grail "I'm going to Ireland again in March" clip I've come across some clips that I missed before.

A new soundbite: "I will buy drugs with your money if you subscribe, you cannot stop me from doing this"

Keffals talks about the time years ago that they took DMT and also the time they got their friend high on DMT accidentally because they let her use a weed pipe that they'd smoked DMT out of because they didn't know how to smoke DMT correctly and it melted into the bottom of the pipe which was then given to the friend to smoke weed from.

Chat recommends that Keffals start smoking meth in order to avoid being hungry

Keffals explains they don't smoke weed anymore because of a bad trip that occurred whilst watching Moulin Rouge

All of these drug clips are from the same stream.
There's also this where Keffals explains how having their friend lick their toes was enjoyable

Enjoy, I'm back off to continue the hunt for the grail

 

[A Sunset]

A new soundbite: "I will buy drugs with your money if you subscribe, you cannot stop me from doing this"
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“When people tell you what they’re about, you should listen to them.” - Jordan Kermitson



Lucas told the troons what he was about. But they refused to listen.

Just like everyone refused to believe Hitler’s words in Mein Kampf.

What I’m saying is that the tranny cancellation brigade is right and Lucas is basically Hitler.