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Carnivore Diet / Ancestral Living / Lion Diet - Food abominations, pseudoscience and cholesterol problems galore!
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Forget eating a stick of butter, I can't get over how got dang ugly this bitch is, look at that face.
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Maybe. At some point human shoulder anatomy diverged from primates so we could throw shit accurately at far distances.
Whatever happened made up for the evolutionary mistakes of having a big head (high maternal mortality) and having gonads on the front of our bodies.
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A brief soak in vinegar (or other acids) will soften meat and make it juicier and tenderer. Apple cider vinegar has more flavor, and it can help give flavor to an otherwise unseasoned meat. At least, that's my presumption, I occasionally use a vinegar brine myself.
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Standing up gave us weird hips so our babies' giant heads don't fit right, as a result we give birth to premature young. Based on what we know of the other great apes, we should carry our babies for 12 months, not 9.
Put another way, a 3-month-old human is developmentally equivalent to a newborn chimp.
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Apple cider vinegar has some health benefits. They've presumably latched on to this knowledge without understanding it.
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Then again, a lot of plant foods have some health benefits, and they've thrown them all out...
And vinegar is usually plant based.
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I'm surprised they haven't latched onto fish sauce yet., but I wouldn't be surprised if they think MSG is cancer-inducing.
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This is butter__dawg on instagram. This is his latest video.
I'd let the thumbnail speak for itself, if not for the fact that most of y'all probably don't know pizzle is dicks
In come the green crescents, oh boy...
Here's a recent full day of eating he posted. I'm not gonna spoil it too much for you guys, but let's just say he's just like the Liver King, minus 90% of the testosterone.
But what's a Testy Pop? Don't worry, I got you covered:
I'd let the thumbnail speak for itself, if not for the fact that most of y'all probably don't know pizzle is dicks
In come the green crescents, oh boy...
Here's a recent full day of eating he posted. I'm not gonna spoil it too much for you guys, but let's just say he's just like the Liver King, minus 90% of the testosterone.
But what's a Testy Pop? Don't worry, I got you covered:
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It's interesting they don't really seem to eat fish/seafood much at all. They seem to stick only to beef, pork, dairy, and eggs.
Not much of carnivores if they only eat a few types of meat.
On one hand, I'm all for people utilizing all parts of an animal carcass (and it's not like people eating pizzles or testicles is a new thing), but on the other, GAY!!!
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"Humans don't need fiber."
*shits motor oil because your bowels have failed*
*shits motor oil because your bowels have failed*
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A meat based diet should be mostly lean meat. Not pure fat like butter or cheese. They must be deranged to eat that much grease in one sitting
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That cake distinctly reminds me of those ice cakes zoo staff give to the big cats and I don't mean that as a compliment.But what takes the cake for me is the Epic Carnivore Meat Cake recipe from ladycarnivory.com:
This really do be some Epic Meal Time bullshit.
epic carnivore meat cake - Lady Carnivory
Take your meat game to the next level with this delicious cake recipe. Perfect for special occasions, this meaty creation is sure to impress.www.ladycarnivory.com
The recipe is as follows:
Links to recipes for the fondant, gravy, hollandaise and crispy egg bits were included. The hollandaise was a pretty normal one, just with no herbs or spices.
Fondant:
She tells you to basically take a sheet of those non-noodles and wrap the cake with it.
Gravy:
The ingredients speak for themselves.
The crispy egg bits were essentially scrambled eggs that were left on the pan too long and dried out.
I just genuinely can't see myself eating all that fat and meat without throwing up.
And if you have a dog and have given them a pizzle stick, you would also know that they commonly smell like piss. I cannot imagine boiling that or chitlins for hours on end to have my place smell like shit or piss and then biting into something that probably still tastes like shit or piss. Testicles, coming from what I heard from my relatives, also taste like piss.
Also it's boggling how he can eat three fucking pounds of meat and be hungry in an hour or two and still be thin like that. He said ground beef and if he's eating that, that's fucking 2,385 calories in one sitting if it's 90% beef and 10% fat and it gets worse if the fat percentage increases. I don't know how long that tapeworm is in his body but man is that parasite hungry.
It's very strange how he keeps saying "The kids are going to love these" for each video. No child is going to eat this. Kids don't like some veggies because they're bland, bitter, or has a weird texture. I cannot for the life of me see a child willingly eat a mountain oyster or pizzle.
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Yeah but that's all easily explained by the fact that he's not doing it because it tastes good, he's doing it because he's a clearly deranged, creepy homosexual man and eating genitals is a fetish thing for him.
When some dude with a super faggy voice asks "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a testicle", you don't exactly need high sensitivity gaydar to parse that one out.
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If I didn't know any better, I would think he was trolling. I counted about 5 cock and balls related recipes in his "what I eat in a day" videos. Something you wanna tell us?
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I might just be retarded but I looked at this guy's Instagram to confirm it and his face often looks quite red and I don't know if that's coming from meat sweats, high blood pressure, or something else.
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So basically these guys are the equal and opposite number to the retarded vegans of the world. I have never and will never understand either group, honestly. I like a nice grilled chicken sandwich with mayo, baby spinach leaves and those little cherry tomatoes. I would never have steak without some potatoes on the side, and a salad without some chicken in it is utterly unappealing to me.
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Inshallah this will be rated 
This thread (or at least my contributions to it) has largely been focused on food horrors. But today I present @rawcarivore on Instagram, a proponent for raw meat and dairy. He puts out a fair bit of pseudoscience, and is a follower of Aajonus Vonderplanitz.
SIKE! You get food horrors anyway!
Some slideshows he put up in IG (spoiler'ed for space-saving)
This thread (or at least my contributions to it) has largely been focused on food horrors. But today I present @rawcarivore on Instagram, a proponent for raw meat and dairy. He puts out a fair bit of pseudoscience, and is a follower of Aajonus Vonderplanitz.
SIKE! You get food horrors anyway!
Some slideshows he put up in IG (spoiler'ed for space-saving)
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On a related note, one of my favorite medical lolcows is Dr. Eric Berg. Not a real MD, a chiropractor, and a lifelong member of the Church of Scientology. He does not disclose any of this, or that the profits from his products are funneled into the church. Grant Cardone does this with his stupid real estate scams. He's mostly keto but his take on primal is bizarre. Hot dogs for breakfast. Great idea. His second meal of the day is like 2 pounds of vegetables. This guy's asshole must look like Goatse 2.0, which is a higher honor in Scientology.
He even had his bot army brigade this cat lady nutritionist.
He then went back and edited the video after the fact and cut down the full screen of his blackboard showing his terrible diet, and inserted a short little jab at her and a few doctors (actual MD's) who did reaction videos.
He even had his bot army brigade this cat lady nutritionist.
He then went back and edited the video after the fact and cut down the full screen of his blackboard showing his terrible diet, and inserted a short little jab at her and a few doctors (actual MD's) who did reaction videos.