MASSIVE Erection Thread 2016 - Lizard has the advantage. Trump is spiraling towards defeat.

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All discussion of the candidates, updates and results should go here

For example- here's a video of Ted Cruz vying for world domination.

Also Hilary Clinton is a crook and nobody should have sex with her.

Discuss

(Note- The title will change as we get nearer the election, previous titles will be archived in the OP)

 

[autisticdragonkin]

Trump being hated by political circles is part of his appeal though, since the average person hates the majority of people in politics. Hillary on the other hand... I'm not even sure who supports Hillary or why. People who thought Obama's been doing a great job? People who just want a woman to be president and don't care who she is?

I think Hillary supporters are just people who have a hateboner for Trump

 

[Shokew]

I think Hillary supporters are just people who have a hateboner for Trump

I hate Trump and even I think HRC as president is a bad idea, knowing her track record, thanks in part to you guys...

 

[AN/ALR56]

I hate Trump and even I think HRC as president is a bad idea, knowing her track record, thanks in part to you guys... So... FALLOUT IRL, when???

I know its off topic but I fucking hate "booo humanity is retarded and evil,i wish we all died we are cancer" that plagues any discussion from politics to environmental.
Can't you guys just shoot yourselves?
Who the fuck cares,trump and Hillary are not evil fascist bastards nor bernie is the revolution people hype about.

 

[Shokew]

I know its off topic but I fucking hate "booo humanity is retarded and evil,i wish we all died we are cancer" that plagues any discussion from politics to environmental.
Can't you guys just shoot yourselves?
Who the fuck cares,trump and Hillary are not evil fascist bastards nor bernie is the revolution people hype about.

Meh... I was joking, honestly. I did not, nor am willing to say ANYTHING like that!
Besides, I fucking hate "FUCK HUMANITY" diatribes, as it is.

You know what? Trump can run this nation if he wants to (even if I disagree with that.)... At this point, I got bigger things to worry about, such as finding a better job someday.

 

[melty]

Do Hillary voters even exist? Everyone I've talked to irl is either a Bernout or a Trumpit. I've literally never met a Hillary supporter.

I don't really know any either. I have no explanation.. I was going to say older democrats, but all the ones I know like Bernie, I was going to say people that don't have much of an internet footprint, but even those I know support Bernie. My boyfriend's cousin works for a Hillary supporter, that's as close as I can get lol
Maybe there are far more reptillians living in the hollow earth than we previously thought, and they all crawled out and put on their human suits to vote this time around.

 

[IwegalBadnik]

Do Hillary voters even exist? Everyone I've talked to irl is either a Bernout or a Trumpit. I've literally never met a Hillary supporter.

I have found them difficult to find outside political sites.

This video (and prior knowledge) was part of what compelled me personally to look at the ticket as Sanders > Trump > Clinton.

Spoiler

 

[Bork Laser]

I think I've said I'm voting for Trump because if the next few years are gonna be shit, they might as well be interesting.

 

[Emiya Kiwitsugu]

I hope we get rid of terms limits and have Hillary serve as president forever.

 

[IwegalBadnik]

I hope we get rid of terms limits and have Hillary serve as president forever.

To me the 22nd Amendment is a bad thing because it takes away the incentive for doing well once elected to the second term.

 

[melty]

I think I've said I'm voting for Trump because if the next few years are gonna be shit, they might as well be interesting.

See this is why I like this site. While everyone is crying and wringing their hands we can at least get some laughs out of it.
I've been trying to figure out when exactly I'll stop finding Trump funny. Will it take a little while, or will we go to war with China like, one week after the inauguration? Because I still find him really funny even though I probably shouldn't.

 

[AnOminous]

I hate Trump and even I think HRC as president is a bad idea, knowing her track record, thanks in part to you guys...

I'm probably voting for the bitch if the election in my state is close. If not, maybe Jill Stein or even Gary Johnson.

If I have to vote for Hillary, I'll just vote a straight ticket rather than think about it too much.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

This election will be good for HYDRA. A lot of chaos caused by our candidates and their ideas!

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Well... At least Hillary has a lot more experience than Trump? That's... something, right?

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a little asspained that Hillary won.

I don't live in a battleground state, so all I have left to do is watch it play out.

 

[AnOminous]

I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a little asspained that Hillary won.

Emphasis on "little" though. I've backed so many losing candidates my skin is like a fucking crocodile's at this point. Fuck, my first vote was for Ron Paul rather than Clinton way back when.

 

[Cosmos]

Do Hillary voters even exist? Everyone I've talked to irl is either a Bernout or a Trumpit. I've literally never met a Hillary supporter.

Me neither. And not just irl, on the internet, too. Everyone seems to actively despise her or simply wouldn't vote for her. Honestly, I think corruption is the only way she's gotten this far. She's been a good lackey for the Democratic Party so now they're throwing their weight behind her.

See this is why I like this site. While everyone is crying and wringing their hands we can at least get some laughs out of it.
I've been trying to figure out when exactly I'll stop finding Trump funny. Will it take a little while, or will we go to war with China like, one week after the inauguration? Because I still find him really funny even though I probably shouldn't.

If Trump gets elected and ends up fucking us all over, this will be us:

 

[AnOminous]

Me neither. And not just irl, on the internet, too. Everyone seems to actively despise her or simply wouldn't vote for her. Honestly, I think corruption is the only way she's gotten this far. She's been a good lackey for the Democratic Party so now they're throwing their weight behind her.

I'd vote for her if it would make a difference. Probably.

Also I voted Nader in 2000. My state was safely Gore, but I have had to refuse steadfastly to apologize for having done that hundreds of times. I'd do it again, too! I'm not kidding, either. I have had these earnest dumbfucks actually demand that I apologize. I didn't actually formally refuse, I just said "Go fuck yourself."

 

[Ruin]

The main reason I think Trump with be the next POTUS is because Hillary and the Democrats have absolutely no idea how to counter him. Normally the democrats win by calling the Republican candidates racist and like the spineless wimps they are, they usually cower and grovel for forgiveness. That doesn't work with Trump and if Hillary is forced to actually talk about her record on foreign and domestic policy she's fucked. In addition most politicians treat Hillary with kid gloves, Trump is an utterly classless individual and if given the chance he will humiliate her.

 

[Coldgrip]

Do Hillary voters even exist? Everyone I've talked to irl is either a Bernout or a Trumpit. I've literally never met a Hillary supporter.

The only one I've met so far has been my ex-wife. I don't quite know if she's just saying that to try and get under my skin (possibly) or if she honestly believes what she's been told, which is more likely knowing her.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

I'm probably either gonna vote for Stein or Johnson, or write in Sanders. Don't think I could vote for either Clinton or Trump and look at myself in the mirror after. My state will probably end up going fairly solidly toward one of the main candidates, so it doesn't matter.

EDIT: I don't know any Hillary supporters but the guy who lives down the street had a Hillary sign in his yard in the couple weeks before the primary, and I've seen maybe one other. Literally every other sign in town has been either Bernie or Trump.