Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Next Task]

I’ve seen a lot of people saying Lucas was dumped, but I’m inclined to think the reverse.

Lucas said he was dumped, but Lucas lies and is the only source of a lot of information, both for us and his simps. The part of me inclined to believe he's telling the truth is because he's a narc, so wouldn't like the idea of admitting to that blow to his ego unless he had to. The part of me that thinks he's lying is because he loves playing the victim - standard troon behaviour - and what he used the original announcement for was as a deflection like this 'going to rehab' story, if I recall correctly.

Either way, EFNO is clearly involved in some capacity. Maybe Lucas's partner is one of the very few troons not into polyamory, and didn't like Lucas going off to try and fuck an Irishman. We only have the words of unreliable narrators here because all troons lie, and it's troons all the way down. But EFNO and Lucas have a thing going on, or he wouldn't be constantly going to Ireland, and a timeline of their interactions would, I think, give a great deal of context to numerous speculation points.

Now, most of them were undoubtedly in a private manner, texts and whatnot. Such a shame we'll never see them, because troons don't inevitably fall out with each other because they're terrible people and then resort to posting private messages to damage each other and/or to try and prove that they're the real victim...

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

As I said a few pages back, I think he's a bar tard. Some sperging on the subject:

For downers there's two easy drugs to access in Ontario: Fentanyl and RC benzos. Any street opioids you buy are just going to be fent. Something like 9/10ths of oxys sold by dealers are just fent pressies made to look like 80s or other dosages. You can buy legit Percocet or Oxycets off people who get them prescribed for back injuries or the like and just sell them, but they're somewhat expensive at around $4-5 a pill. Not that he can't afford them, but they're kind of useless for people who are seriously addicted to opioids. When you're an opioid addict, you're at a point where not taking the drugs has you miserable and you need them just to maintain normalcy. Withdrawal is like having the worst flu of your life combined with a panic attack and being covered in poison ivy.

Dealers just sell "down" which is what heroin is called, but it's all just fent now. Real heroin is nonexistent. It's about 50/50 smoked/IV among addicts. If Luke's doing it, he's probably smoking it. IV takes prep, his occasional AFKs while on stream are about how long it'd take to smoke something.

Why I think he's a bar tard: smoking or slamming fent or other hard opioids causes even addicts to nod off and just pass out for a bit during the initial rush. He's never done that on a stream as of yet. His consistent slurred speech and erratic behavior is more in common with being a bar tard than a fent junkie. RC benzos can just be bought online from any of a dozen different clearnet sites that operate in Canada and sell them, along with RC opioid analogs. Most of these are Schedule I/II in the USA, but Canada doesn't have the analog act, so a lot of the RCs get around Canada's scheduling and are technically as legal to purchase as Tylenol is. They are also "safe" in that they don't contain fent, so you are much less likely to experience a random OD on them unless you're a retard and accidentally smoke 10x what you're supposed to.

I wouldn't be surprised if he's in a combination of addictions, like benzos plus alcohol or benzos plus opioids, along with an upper like Vyvanse or coke being taken to keep him awake for streams. Combination addictions involving downers are usually really dangerous, especially with alcohol, and do require managed detox. Whenever you hear about some celebrity dying of an OD, it's almost always a combination. Coke on its own isn't particularly deadly, for instance, unless you're slamming grams of it per day. But combined with alcohol it becomes cocaethylene, which is around 20x more cardiotoxic than coke is by itself.

Why has fentanyl become so popular? Is it a good way to cut your margins?

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Let's assume Lucas isn't actually at rehab atm but in Ireland with potato troon:
How long will it take that the story blows up bc a shitfaced Lucas can't shut up on live stream and the truth find its way?

Taking bets now.

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

Let's assume Lucas isn't actually at rehab atm but in Ireland with potato troon:
How long will it take that the story blows up bc a shitfaced Lucas can't shut up on live stream and the truth find its way?

Taking bets now.

I give it inside a week. He cant help himself with attention and status so he will fuck it up at one point.

 

[Sonichu-choo trainwreck]

Why has fentanyl become so popular? Is it a good way to cut your margins?

probably on both ends...seller and buyer
it's super powerful so you can probably use just a bit of that, some grits, rat poison, and some dandruff to make a pretty sellable product for cheap
it's synthetic so I imagine there's some streamlining both legal and illegal production since you don't have to have to source opium/poppies (though I don't know what the precursors are)
for the junkie...cheap high, but then you get ahold of a real one, a good un and blast your little brain to the moon...course the problem is that blast-off will have you reaching galactic escape velocity so off you go...never to return

 

[LanceHaver]

probably on both ends...seller and buyer
it's super powerful so you can probably use a bit of that, some grits, rat poison, and some dandruff to make a pretty sellable product for cheap
it's synthetic so I imagine there's some streamlining in illegal production since you don't have to have to source opium/poppies (though I don't know what the precursors are)
for the junkie...cheap high, but then you get ahold of a real one, a good un and blast your little brain to the moon...course the problem is that blast-off will have you reaching galactic escape velocity so off you go...never to return

It's not just that fentanyl is far cheaper and far more potent - fentanyl causes much more respiratory depression than traditional opiates, so the distance between safe and lethal dose is much narrower.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

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keffals posted this on his youtube channels community page claiming that switching over to youtube hurt his income so he put his vods behind a paywall.

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and this is what it costs to subscribe to keffals on youtube. the prices seem more or less similar to the things on his patreon but with less roles. i dont know how much any of this helps since i cant find anything that shows me how many people that are subscribed to him on youtube are channel members vs regular viewers.

but i would bet there are at least one or two paypigs crazy enough to give keffals money on every single website possible. im wondering if anyone in keffals discord server could see if the roles are based on how much money you donate.

because that would be a pretty easy way to at least get some type of number as far as how many people donate at what tier.

Didn’t know they’re allowed to have phones at rehab

 

[Tarlach]

I slowly find myself applauding and cheering every time I see some traggot self destruct on social media. Every time a new law is introduced which makes them freak out, I feel the world becoming more sane. The more neuroticism I see, which is prevalent in a vast majority of traggot scum, the more I am inclined to withhold my empathy, grant no sympathy, and leave them to the fucking crows. God bless their weak little hearts, because he certainly knows I'm losing my patience REALLY damned fast.

 

[National Tragedy]

Kinda Junkie-Levelling here but I feel like I could provide a lot of perspective to the drug and rehab situation in Ontario as I was a Junkie for 4-5 years and went to 4 different private rehabs in Southern Ontario and now have been clean for closing in on 3 years.

If I had to guess Keffals was mostly smoking fentanyl which in pretty much all of Canada is readily available and is usually from the raw powders and mixed with a buffer at a ratio of 40-50 to 1 and then food coloring is added to it and is widely available. So the final product has about 20-25 mgs of fentanyl per gram. When it first came out it was popcorn colored then mostly purple and it was mostly called "purp" amongst junkies. Now the colors vary wildly from green to pink to blue and is often cut with Xylazine which is a veterinary drug that can create severe memory loss and black out periods.

Prices for "purp" range from 20-30 CAD a point and 150-250 a gram and drop significantly if you are buying ounces or more.
Cocaine prices have stabilized in Ontario since the COVID peaks and are generally 100 CAD for a gram and 250-300 per 1/8th ounce 1400-1600 per ounce. Quality varies wildly but if you know the right people 70-80% purity is pretty standard when buying ounces.

I can only speculate what Rehab (if at all) he went to but I will say the price for 30 days is going to be at least 15K CAD. Of the four rehabs I went to only one of them had a strict No-Phone policy, two of the rehabs had peroids of 2 hours a day you could have your phone as long as you were in good standing and participating and one of the rehabs (the best and most expensive one) allowed you to have your phone at all times once you had been medically stabilized. I did inquire with about a dozen rehabs in Ontario and Quebec when looking for the right one and it seemed only a small few had a strict no cell phone at any time policy and given that Keffals life is twitter I am sure he picked one that allowed some access.

All of the rehabs require you to go through Detox/Acute Withdrawal before participating in the program. In most cases they will have a supervised medical detox where depending what your drug of choice was you might be there for 12 hours or 10 days.

As someone who has gone through Opiate withdrawal more times than I would like to remember the truth is it does suck terribly but it is almost never life threatening. And as many people will point out Benzos and Alcohol W/D can be fatal, however the truth is they are rather easily treated with benzos and other ancillary medications and you can be stabilized fairly quickly.

The whole debate of which withdrawal is the worst is a hot topic amongst addicts. The best way I can put it is this:
Yes, bad Alcohol and Benzo WD can kill you if unmonitored while bad Opiate W/D will make you want to kill yourself.

Anyway if this idiot actually did go to rehab, I am almost certainly familiar with it and either know someone who worked there or went there.

Anyway just thought I would share my experiences and I am sure I can offer more if needed.

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

Kinda Junkie-Levelling here but I feel like I could provide a lot of perspective to the drug and rehab situation in Ontario as I was a Junkie for 4-5 years and went to 4 different private rehabs in Southern Ontario and now have been clean for closing in on 3 years.

If I had to guess Keffals was mostly smoking fentanyl which in pretty much all of Canada is readily available and is usually from the raw powders and mixed with a buffer at a ratio of 40-50 to 1 and then food coloring is added to it and is widely available. So the final product has about 20-25 mgs of fentanyl per gram. When it first came out it was popcorn colored then mostly purple and it was mostly called "purp" amongst junkies. Now the colors vary wildly from green to pink to blue and is often cut with Xylazine which is a veterinary drug that can create severe memory loss and black out periods.

Prices for "purp" range from 20-30 CAD a point and 150-250 a gram and drop significantly if you are buying ounces or more.
Cocaine prices have stabilized in Ontario since the COVID peaks and are generally 100 CAD for a gram and 250-300 per 1/8th ounce 1400-1600 per ounce. Quality varies wildly but if you know the right people 70-80% purity is pretty standard when buying ounces.

I can only speculate what Rehab (if at all) he went to but I will say the price for 30 days is going to be at least 15K CAD. Of the four rehabs I went to only one of them had a strict No-Phone policy, two of the rehabs had peroids of 2 hours a day you could have your phone as long as you were in good standing and participating and one of the rehabs (the best and most expensive one) allowed you to have your phone at all times once you had been medically stabilized. I did inquire with about a dozen rehabs in Ontario and Quebec when looking for the right one and it seemed only a small few had a strict no cell phone at any time policy and given that Keffals life is twitter I am sure he picked one that allowed some access.

All of the rehabs require you to go through Detox/Acute Withdrawal before participating in the program. In most cases they will have a supervised medical detox where depending what your drug of choice was you might be there for 12 hours or 10 days.

As someone who has gone through Opiate withdrawal more times than I would like to remember the truth is it does suck terribly but it is almost never life threatening. And as many people will point out Benzos and Alcohol W/D can be fatal, however the truth is they are rather easily treated with benzos and other ancillary medications and you can be stabilized fairly quickly.

The whole debate of which withdrawal is the worst is a hot topic amongst addicts. The best way I can put it is this:
Yes, bad Alcohol and Benzo WD can kill you if unmonitored while bad Opiate W/D will make you want to kill yourself.

Anyway if this idiot actually did go to rehab, I am almost certainly familiar with it and either know someone who worked there or went there.

Anyway just thought I would share my experiences and I am sure I can offer more if needed.

Thanks for the insight and congratulations on being clean

 

[FudgeFish]

Why has fentanyl become so popular? Is it a good way to cut your margins?

It's incredibly cheap by comparison, and can be several times more powerful on it's own. As someone else mentioned, it can be synthesised fairly easily, so there's relatively no need for complex smuggling operations across borders.

I think I read somewhere that most "heroin" is barely 20% actual heroin anymore. Cocaine is also going the same route at the moment.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

It's incredibly cheap by comparison, and can be several times more powerful on it's own. As someone else mentioned, it can be synthesised fairly easily, so there's relatively no need for complex smuggling operations across borders.

I think I read somewhere that most "heroin" is barely 20% actual heroin anymore. Cocaine is also going the same route at the moment.

It must be great profit for the drug dealers to lace smaller amounts of heroine or cocaine with tons of cheap fentanyl and sell it for regular price by passing it off as pure stuff.

 

[FudgeFish]

It must be great profit for the drug dealers to lace smaller amounts of heroine or cocaine with tons of cheap fentanyl and sell it for regular price by passing it off as pure stuff.

Massively. I forget the numbers involved, but it's drastically increased the profit margins for dealers.

This is from a couple of years ago in the UK, but basically gives you the same information direct from the source. You can skip to about 1.30 into the video;

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

Spoiler: A Small list

The Frog Lady @wowcoolfrog ***
Durian Keffals@DurianKeffals
Anime Keffals @AnimeKeffals
Seinfeld Keffals @SeinfeldKeffal
floridian keffals @floridiankeffal
grass keffals #DropKiwifarms @grasskeffals
cute keffals @cuteffals
Keffals Pony @KeffalsP
Sad Keffals @SadKeffals
Spanish Keffals @SpanishKeffals
German Keffals @germankeffals
English (US ) Keffals @EKeffals
Boomer Keffals @BKeffals
Piss Keffals @PissKeffals
British Keffals @BritishKeffals
Brazilian Keffals @BrazilKeffals
xXx_rawr_K3ff4wz_xXx @k3ff4wz
deep fried keffals @DeepFKeffals
Clara Sorrenti @keffalsbackup ***
Clara Sorrenti @Keffals
Italian-American Keffals @ItsaKeffals
booster - clara sorrenti @clarasorrenti
keffals out of context @keffaltwt
grass keffals #DropKiwifarms @grasskeffals
Villain Keffals @VillainKeffals
Rapping Keffals @RappingKeffals
Outlaw Keffals (1884) @KeffalsFrom1884
Space Keffals @keffal_space
Country Keffals @countrykeffals
drunk keffals (drunkkals) @drunkkals
emo keffals @EmoKeffals
Hebrew Keffals @HKeffals
Polish Keffals @PolishKeffals
BassistKeffals @BassistKeffals
Maga Keffals @MagaKeffals
Cishet Keffals @cishetkeffals
Boston Keffals @BostonKeffals
a retired keffals gimmick @RetiredKeffals
voidkeffals @voidkeffals
Emotional Support Keffals @KeffalsSupport
Dutch Keffals @DutchKeffals
keffals gimmick keffals @keffa1s
Black Keffals @BlackKeffals
Tree Keffals @TreeKeffals
wiggler cafe @SleepyKeffals

found my list i mentioned from about 50 or so pages ago:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/keffal...-sorrentithott.115295/page-3052#post-15020034

astro turfed into fame doesn't mean you'll remain famous lucas you deadbeat druggie

 

[Super-Chevy454]

It must be great profit for the drug dealers to lace smaller amounts of heroine or cocaine with tons of cheap fentanyl and sell it for regular price by passing it off as pure stuff.

We could also add the opioids to the list as well.

 

[A Sunset]

The allegations of wrongdoings on Lucas Roberts (Keffals) are piling up from all sides. Sometimes it can be hard to keep track of the extent of Lucas's transgressions - Ableism, Racism, Lying, etc. I've made a convenient series of avatars to help with this.

Please let me know if there's any allegations that need to be added. Keffals is a secret Nazi and I'm literally shakin RN.

​

 

[F13 Key]

To hole up in the apartment doesn't stop the various delivery services will still be interacting with the pico-celebrity. The neighbors still exist. Neighbors who might learn of the Keffals habits and have opinions. Customs agents and laws exist which may have real opinions about an admitted drug addict who's supposed to be in rehab because DEATH! being admitted to their nation. The pubic transportation system has people who carry around cameras. What about the clinical staff for the legal meds Keffals gets - what will be the medical systems reaction over the Keffals drug abuse/rehab claims on social media?

I doubt his neighbors in there even know he exists or care. Unless he's having loud parties or guests coming and going at weird hours, or he has pets he's not supposed to like some wretched pit bull that barks all day, nobody's liable to give a shit. That building he lives in is really modern and probably has concrete walls and good ventilation, nobody's likely to know he's smoking cigs indoors or doing fent unless his dealer is showing up twice daily or cops/ambulances start showing up for him periodically. Most people living in cities don't ever talk to their neighbors for months at a time or even at all, unless they're the same ethnicity or share IRL things in common like going to church. Luke doesn't likely leave his apartment for days at a time. He doesn't go to church, doesn't do any local activism anymore, doesn't go to school, doesn't have a regular job, orders all his food online and has it delivered, and likely has his meds and other stuff delivered too. You could be living right next door to him and never know he's there.

Lucas said he was dumped, but Lucas lies and is the only source of a lot of information, both for us and his simps. The part of me inclined to believe he's telling the truth is because he's a narc, so wouldn't like the idea of admitting to that blow to his ego unless he had to. The part of me that thinks he's lying is because he loves playing the victim - standard troon behaviour - and what he used the original announcement for was as a deflection like this 'going to rehab' story, if I recall correctly.

Luke claimed on stream that he was the one who initiated the breakup, citing that he wanted to be single and didn't want to be tied down by a relationship. This was shortly after he first went to Ireland, as I recall. My thought at the time was it was probably 50/50 whether that was true or whether he got dumped and was just bullshitting. If he got dumped, I don't see why he wouldn't be honest about it because his simps would toss him money, gifts and sympathy.

If I had to come up with a theory, it's that he and the ex clashed over him and his react streaming career bringing so much scrutiny and the swatting upon him, and his ex wanting to be apart from all of it. His ex is doing a PhD in sociology and probably doesn't want the controversy that comes with "keffals, professional online activist and victim" to be tied to his name if he wants to pursue a career in academia. His ex also got our pal the based dox cat, who Luke obviously wasn't bringing to Ireland with him or capable of taking care of.

Why has fentanyl become so popular? Is it a good way to cut your margins?

Fent is produced in bulk by Chinese labs and has an immense potency by weight compared to plain morphine or heroin, so it's much easier to transport large quantities around discretely. It gets cut at a ratio of 40-50:1 or more and put in fake oxy pressies or mixed with random "harmless" drugs like arthritis meds or vet meds and sold on the street as @National Tragedy described above. The drug trade in Canada is largely controlled by either biker gangs or triads/Chinese gangs, and with Afghanistan and Pakistan both being total disasters right now, growing poppies and making real heroin is not happening much. Fent is just cheaper and easier to move around and distribute, and neither drug dealers nor gangs really care about how much more dangerous it can be.

 

[AutoClownMaker]

I doubt his neighbors in there even know he exists or care.

This falls under the idea of what one can control.

Keffals can't control the people of the building being reached out to and informed of the Keffals happenings. A QR code on flyers next to the building, simple marketing data about the people in the building, or even geofenced advertisements on social media platforms to the people who's geo-data the advertisers have place them in that building area. The adverts can be targeted to different demographics. Hardcore religious conservatives, parents, or porn watchers of trannies/dom shit are gonna hit different than others. My mouth twists into a grin imaging there being a watcher of that kind of porn finding out Keffals past and then asking what kind of live show she'd put on for $20.

All it takes is the gossip of the complex to become aware. Buying advertising would be amusing to watch Keffals to start railing about how EVIL advertisers are and watch the attempt to defeat advertisers and what they know as the final boss.

Advertiser info gathering is ignored as a threat to privacy and Keffals is unhinged enough to have a spectacular reaction to such a revelation. That is a FAR bigger threat to trans because they self-tattle about their status via where they go online and that "private business" data is cheap to gain access to. And Keffals is JUST enough of an asshole to others that one day Keffals will target someone who's all about neghole pozzing.

There are too many people who are not pro-Keffals around Keffals who can cause narcissistic injury. For Keffals to live an UN-challenged life Keffals can't do that in an apartment complex.

Luke claimed on stream that he was the one who initiated the breakup,

We the observers DO have some datum.

1) The faking the Hambly private DM. While doing that faking the "no" voice does sound like the SO calling Keffals on outright lying. Seems to have been a tone of conflict.
2) The SO correcting Keffals publicly about the cops showing up with a warrant. I detected a bit of a "tone".

The Hambly faking resulted in a viewership bump along with showing up on others channels to mock Hamboned. I can well imagine the SO being told "See, faking the DM made money and nothing happened.". The swatting story made money.

The SO may have done a throw down over the casual lies. And perhaps over an uptick in drug use due to the sudden windfall.

As Queen KefFAILS can't do anything wrong the ultimatum of 'stop lying' or I'll walk would have resulted in the door being opened and huffing-their-own-farts KefFAILS saying "see ya!"


Best damn thing that could have happened for the SO. God speed Alex!

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

I doubt his neighbors in there even know he exists or care. Unless he's having loud parties or guests coming and going at weird hours, or he has pets he's not supposed to like some wretched pit bull that barks all day, nobody's liable to give a shit. That building he lives in is really modern and probably has concrete walls and good ventilation, nobody's likely to know he's smoking cigs indoors or doing fent unless his dealer is showing up twice daily or cops/ambulances start showing up for him periodically. Most people living in cities don't ever talk to their neighbors for months at a time or even at all, unless they're the same ethnicity or share IRL things in common like going to church. Luke doesn't likely leave his apartment for days at a time. He doesn't go to church, doesn't do any local activism anymore, doesn't go to school, doesn't have a regular job, orders all his food online and has it delivered, and likely has his meds and other stuff delivered too. You could be living right next door to him and never know he's there.


Luke claimed on stream that he was the one who initiated the breakup, citing that he wanted to be single and didn't want to be tied down by a relationship. This was shortly after he first went to Ireland, as I recall. My thought at the time was it was probably 50/50 whether that was true or whether he got dumped and was just bullshitting. If he got dumped, I don't see why he wouldn't be honest about it because his simps would toss him money, gifts and sympathy.

If I had to come up with a theory, it's that he and the ex clashed over him and his react streaming career bringing so much scrutiny and the swatting upon him, and his ex wanting to be apart from all of it. His ex is doing a PhD in sociology and probably doesn't want the controversy that comes with "keffals, professional online activist and victim" to be tied to his name if he wants to pursue a career in academia. His ex also got our pal the based dox cat, who Luke obviously wasn't bringing to Ireland with him or capable of taking care of.


Fent is produced in bulk by Chinese labs and has an immense potency by weight compared to plain morphine or heroin, so it's much easier to transport large quantities around discretely. It gets cut at a ratio of 40-50:1 or more and put in fake oxy pressies or mixed with random "harmless" drugs like arthritis meds or vet meds and sold on the street as @National Tragedy described above. The drug trade in Canada is largely controlled by either biker gangs or triads/Chinese gangs, and with Afghanistan and Pakistan both being total disasters right now, growing poppies and making real heroin is not happening much. Fent is just cheaper and easier to move around and distribute, and neither drug dealers nor gangs really care about how much more dangerous it can be.

That makes a whole lot of sense tbh. Thanks.

 

[Big Al's Famous Pork]

Imagine actually embezzling money from the fucking Communist Party of Canada and anyone ever trusting you again.