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Fapcop said:
“Stealth” FTM gets a unpleasant surprise: THEY KNOW!
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Lol. This is the best part:
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'If I say I'm a man and I dress "like a man" and I have a tiny pube beard and croaky frog voice, no-one could possibly tell I'm actually a woman!'

It's a truly bizarre bit of delusion amongst Aidens. It's actually worse than MtF Troons, because they mostly know they don't pass as women and will talk about how they wish they could, whereas the 5'2", frog-voiced, dumpy, tiny-handed TIFs are absolutely astonished that people clock them immediately.
 
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Geranium said:
I don't think this was posted ITT before. It's from an FtM at the weekend in r/honesttransgender.
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Transition has fucked my finances, social life, and most of my existing relationships, but I don’t regret it for a second. : honesttransgender (archive)
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Friends… Over the past couple of months, I have coded a Troon Translator software, using Chat GPT and some publicly available AI libraries.

I have taken the above post, and ran it through the software, giving us an approximation of what the troon is ACTUALLY saying underneath the cope and “it’s TOTALLY worth it!”

I think you will find the results illuminating.

MUST COOOOM!!! COOOOOM HAAAARDER!!!! COOOOM MAKES IT ALL GOOOD COOOOOM!!!!

Also LMAO at “getting traumatized by a psychiatrist”. What did the shrink do? Dared to be honest?
 
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Meiwaku said:
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How is this bigoted???
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You can feel the weakness in his dad's text; the same weakness that put him on the path to destruction in the first place. No father should say, "It's your decision", as his son (or daughter) makes horrific irreversible decisions that will leave his testicles smelling like battered cod for the rest of his life ."
 
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gateway said:
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Poor "woman" can't go into "her" bathroom
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The men's room is like 20 feet away if he needed to go that badly he would use it. Histrionic faggot.
Sorry but it's time we stopped pandering to these fucking perverts, if I saw one of these degenerates trying to go into the wrong bathroom I'd stop the bastard and (loudly) tell him/her why, this shit has gone on long enough.

Be the change you want to see.
 
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Stinkyboy said:
From his students’ discord, he was apparently almost fired for being misogynistic last school year and came back with giant fake tits.
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Lol!

Bless you based shop teacher!

If every shitlord opposed to troon insanity did something like this... Fuck scratch that…

If just ten percent did something similar, the whole gender nonsense would collapse under the weight of sane people playing the troon game, and libs coping, seething and trying to justify why a groomer pretending he’s a woman is “very valid” and non-groomers doing the same is a hate crime.
 
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Fapcop said:
Lol!

Bless you based shop teacher!

If every shitlord opposed to troon insanity did something like this... Fuck scratch that…

If just ten percent did something similar, the whole gender nonsense would collapse under the weight of sane people playing the troon game, and libs coping, seething and trying to justify why a groomer pretending he’s a woman is “very valid” and non-groomers doing the same is a hate crime.
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>This is BigTiddyTrollKing to Captain DeWitte, target sighted, we're heading in...
 
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Fapcop said:
Lol!

Bless you based shop teacher!

If every shitlord opposed to troon insanity did something like this... Fuck scratch that…

If just ten percent did something similar, the whole gender nonsense would collapse under the weight of sane people playing the troon game, and libs coping, seething and trying to justify why a groomer pretending he’s a woman is “very valid” and non-groomers doing the same is a hate crime.
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Nah, this seems par for the course. Many of them express that they were previously incels, and even after trooning they continue being openly sexist- just about 'TERFs' (aka, women). This, if anything, bolsters the case that he's legit trans.
As for the wearing men's clothing outside of school- this isn't completely unusual or proof he's not just like every other troon: it's a thing called 'boymoding'. Despite apparently 'dysphoria if I can't be in a dress and everyone calls me a lady!!!' it's a thing they talk about doing from time to time. Often it's used when applying for typically male dominated jobs, or even Sam Brinton at court recently- just looking like any other guy in a suit.
Look up 'boymoding' on the mtf subreddit and you'll get the idea.
 
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What is it with trannies and not reading some very basic "how to care for your skin" and "how to care for your hair" articles? I get that being raised male doesn't teach them much more than "use this Axe seventeen-in-one to stay clean", but the long-haired men (who identify as men) I know seemed to have no trouble learning what shampoo and conditioner are, so why can't troons? Doesn't it feel dysphoric to not do some of the very basic daily routines 99% of real women do? Doesn't looking at your limp, dead hair in the mirror every morning make you feel ugly? It doesn't even have to be a daily routine, literally doing it ever will still help you look less like a rat.
 
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Gramlol said:
Nah, this seems par for the course. Many of them express that they were previously incels, and even after trooning they continue being openly sexist- just about 'TERFs' (aka, women). This, if anything, bolsters the case that he's legit trans.
As for the wearing men's clothing outside of school- this isn't completely unusual or proof he's not just like every other troon: it's a thing called 'boymoding'. Despite apparently 'dysphoria if I can't be in a dress and everyone calls me a lady!!!' it's a thing they talk about doing from time to time. Often it's used when applying for typically male dominated jobs, or even Sam Brinton at court recently- just looking like any other guy in a suit.
Look up 'boymoding' on the mtf subreddit and you'll get the idea.
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Except according to his neighbors he only dresses like a woman at work he dresses normal outside work. If he was a Troon he wouldn't only be dressing like a woman at work, and certainly not with those ridiculous comical rubber tits.
If it was only a case of him dressing like a man sometimes, yeah, ok boymoding troon, but when he's only wearing that shit for work or when he knows he's being filmed... naw :story:
The guys a shitlord gaming the farcical system in Canada. He was under disciplinary investigation, and since he started wearing those stupid tits for work, he's paralysed the school system because he knew they're a bunch of woke cucks and are terrified to go against the Cult.
And I salute him honestly.
More people should use their ridiculous protection against them. If the only thing you need to do to be a Troon is say you are, people should start abusing the shit out of it and watch the wokies squirm.
 
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snov said:
What is it with trannies and not reading some very basic "how to care for your skin" and "how to care for your hair" articles? I get that being raised male doesn't teach them much more than "use this Axe seventeen-in-one to stay clean", but the long-haired men (who identify as men) I know seemed to have no trouble learning what shampoo and conditioner are, so why can't troons? Doesn't it feel dysphoric to not do some of the very basic daily routines 99% of real women do? Doesn't looking at your limp, dead hair in the mirror every morning make you feel ugly? It doesn't even have to be a daily routine, literally doing it ever will still help you look less like a rat.
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Because trooning out is living life on easy mode in their minds. You can wake up at the crack of noon, roll out of bed, throw on a stretched-out dress you wore yesterday, and walk out the door. If anyone calls you on it, just scream transphobe at them until they get hauled off by the sensitivity police.
 
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RazorBackBacon said:
Because trooning out is living life on easy mode in their minds. You can wake up at the crack of noon, roll out of bed, throw on a stretched-out dress you wore yesterday, and walk out the door. If anyone calls you on it, just scream transphobe at them until they get hauled off by the sensitivity police.
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It's also the autistic-to-troon pipeline.

Why bother wearing a pair of uncomfortable and ill-fitting man jeans when you can wear a muumuu instead?

Why bother going to the barber and having someone touch you when you can have long and flowing locks instead?

Also, I think most of them genuinely cannot tell the difference between, say, actually beautiful woman hair and cheap fake hair, or between a $15 3x WalMart sundress and a $200 WHBM sundress.

Rate me optimistic but I think a lot of the low-effortness is just ignorance of women's beauty standards. They never got heckled in high school because they missed a spot shaving their legs.
 
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Procrastinhater said:
Except according to his neighbors he only dresses like a woman at work he dresses normal outside work. If he was a Troon he wouldn't only be dressing like a woman at work, and certainly not with those ridiculous comical rubber tits.
If it was only a case of him dressing like a man sometimes, yeah, ok boymoding troon, but when he's only wearing that shit for work or when he knows he's being filmed... naw :story:
The guys a shitlord gaming the farcical system in Canada. He was under disciplinary investigation, and since he started wearing those stupid tits for work, he's paralysed the school system because he knew they're a bunch of woke cucks and are terrified to go against the Cult.
And I salute him honestly.
More people should use their ridiculous protection against them. If the only thing you need to do to be a Troon is say you are, people should start abusing the shit out of it and watch the wokies squirm.
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On one hand I'm like "heh, big titty troll"
But otoh any man who would subject kids to this is a creep. I kind of don't care if he's actually based or whatever. "Yeah at high school I make kids sit in a room with me, a man who comes in dressed like a walking talking porno nightmare. Abstract ideas about the disintegration of society are made real, right in their faces, by adults in charge, complete with huge floppy silicone titties. But wait, it's because I want to make a point! I'm not a pervert.....I promise."
Yeah nah
In 7th-8th grade we had this principal who would be like "if you guys fundraise X amount of money for (thing), I'll dress as a lady for a whole day!!" And he did it more than once as a "reward." Looking back I think he was probably a perv and I think this dude is too tbh
 
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