Sebastian Daskawicz-Davis / Cart Narcs / Agent Sebastian - I want you in me Cart Narc

[insensitive]

Also now I'm curious. How does this man get past california's retarded consensual recording laws?

 

[Gonzales]

Also now I'm curious. How does this man get past california's retarded consensual recording laws?

That applies to private conversations, generally phone calls, not public freakouts.

 

[YarrBlueballs]

Null needs to stop talking about fat white women, the Farms is getting infested with cart leaving niggers.

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

Well you know if niggers could keep their greasy trash in their pockets till their got to a trash can we wouldn't need jannies would we?

Actual janitors don't do it for free. Not only did you not understand the actual reference, but you missed the actual point of my post and instead focused entirely on the low effort shitpost meant for humorous flair. Good job.

 

[Lokenstien]

Anarchy can only be achieved if we kill all the niggers, shitskins and white trash. Informative.

True anarchy would not just be leaving the carts out, but actively putting them in the middle of empty parking spaces.

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

Actual janitors don't do it for free.

The price we pay to live in society is to janny the little messes that fall outside of "my responsibility". But I suppose hottentot trash such as yourself would consider it unbearable to mow an elderly lady's lawn or the other innumerable little jobs that get done for free and keep the world spinning.

Like I said the height of niggerdom.

 

[Little Pigboy]

Holy shit, this guy is like something AI came up with when you punched in descriptions of a bunch of lolcows. Probably autistic, usually a fag, still lives with Mom, has way to much free time, devotes their life to something absolutely retarded, makes shitty drawings/cartoons, makes stupid noises and delights in annoying the shit out of people. Oh, the biggest one, somehow ends up on fucking TV.

 

[MachineGunBoogie]

I greatly dislike this guy, but his channel is inoffensive. Its the usual formula of messing with niggers and white trash to get a reaction for the Internet. He can act all cheery and shit, pretending he's doing the world a favor but in reality he's just some dweeb who got some Internet fame because he makes people chimp out. His shit gets pushed really hard on youtube, I suspect because every one of his videos sparks a billion comments where people argue just like this in this thread.

Who cares about anyone's opinion on this, but since we're already 40 pages in on the discussion I might as well throw my 2 cents in. You should put your cart away because of the simple fact that wind can catch those things, and given enough distance they can really put a dent in someone's car. I used to work in a parking lot when I was in highscool, and one day a storm was rolling in, wind was kicking pretty hard. I see some loose cart start to take off from a handicap spot and get on a perfect route all the way down one of the lanes, and it got some serious speed Probably at least 15mph. I ran to try and get it, but I couldn't catch it, and it went directly into the bumper of a brand new bright blue mustang. I didn't get that cart because I didn't want that faggot to accuse me of hitting his car or whatever. I also never saw the reaction.

Obligatory "He had insurance on that, so who gives a fuck" argument. Dealing with insurance fucking sucks and takes way too long. You're probably on welfare if you make this dumb fuck argument, go buy something of value, insure it, and try and make a claim on it.
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Something that I think is way better than this dork's youtube channel is the "Stop a douchebag" youtube channel. Some slavs got pissed off that their third world shithole doesn't enforce traffic laws so they took it upon themselves to do something about it. They make these huge stickers that are paper thin and cheap as fuck so they don't peel off easily, and stick them on people's windshields when they break the laws. There is no gay "Skibbi beep bop woop woop" or "Howdily dootily lazybones," just angry slavs beating each other up on the side of the road.

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[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

You know what would be funny for cart cuck to do? He could get a radio that plays the MGS alert sound whenever he spots a grocery cart, then plays an alarm sound & the MGS encounter theme. Like this.

He should also have a shoulder mounted red alarm light on both sides. Top it off by giving himself a fake, plastic Cracker Jack box badge that reads "cart cop" to pin on his body armor. Do everything to make it look like he's a cop without breaking police impersonation laws to drive up the initial sense of alarm people feel when he first approaches them, then write them fake citations in an authoritative manner and drop the "Aww shucks, gee wilikers Batman" act.

He could even get a bunch of cart cuck buddies together and get golf carts with flashing red lights at the top, all bedecked in not-cop gear, all of them have the same MSG theme and alarm sound effects playing in a loop on their body speakers for maximum obnoxiousness, and they could even sport orange tipped bb-guns to point at grocery store shoppers while they yell "CART POLICE! COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP!"

They can even have a walkie talkie system like real cops and they can call each other for back up and roll up on an unsuspecting rando from every direction like a SWAT raid. Everyone will slap their own stickers on the person's vehicle, making it impossible to remove them all. The cart cops never talk like normal, it's always aggressive, guttural yelling.

Imagine you leave a cart behind in the parking lot and just suddenly this happens.

 

[internet friend]

You know what would be funny for cart cuck to do? He could get a radio that plays the MGS alert sound whenever he spots a grocery cart, then plays an alarm sound & the MGS encounter theme. Like this.

He should also have a shoulder mounted red alarm light on both sides. Top it off by giving himself a fake, plastic Cracker Jack box badge that reads "cart cop" to pin on his body armor. Do everything to make it look like he's a cop without breaking police impersonation laws to drive up the initial sense of alarm people feel when he first approaches them, then write them fake citations in an authoritative manner and drop the "Aww shucks, gee wilikers Batman" act.

He could even get a bunch of cart cuck buddies together and get golf carts with flashing red lights at the top, all bedecked in not-cop gear, all of them have the same MSG theme and alarm sound effects playing in a loop on their body speakers for maximum obnoxiousness, and they could even sport orange tipped bb-guns to point at grocery store shoppers while they yell "CART POLICE! COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP!"

They can even have a walkie talkie system like real cops and they can call each other for back up and roll up on an unsuspecting rando from every direction like a SWAT raid. Everyone will slap their own stickers on the person's vehicle, making it impossible to remove them all. The cart cops never talk like normal, it's always aggressive, guttural yelling.

Imagine you leave a cart behind in the parking lot and just suddenly this happens.

I unironically agree. That shit would be hilarious

 

[IrrelevantJackDoe]

You know what would be funny for cart cuck to do? He could get a radio that plays the MGS alert sound whenever he spots a grocery cart, then plays an alarm sound & the MGS encounter theme. Like this.

He already makes siren noises with his mouth. His flamboyant and silly demeanor helps seal the trolling. "WHAT IF HE MADE THE VIDEO GAME NOISE" would just ruin the esthetic of a retard telling you to take your cart.

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

I never would have thought that this many people on KF don't put their carts back

 

[internet friend]

I never would have thought that this many people on KF don't put their carts back

It's a fucking epidemic

 

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

1. Returning your shopping cart is a litmus test for your ability to function as a member of society.
2. Anyone not in a wheelchair who chimps out over a literal autist calling them "lazybones" needs to get put on meds to make them stop acting like a nigger.
3. Insinuating in no uncertain terms that whoever gets violent is in the right is absolute nigger logic. Think about what website you're saying that stupid shit on.
4. Wishing death or other harm on a harmless cow in the OP or anywhere else is exceptional.
5. LOL calm down.

 

[AfroMegan]

wow first world problems. I respect your struggle, brave Americans.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

He already makes siren noises with his mouth. His flamboyant and silly demeanor helps seal the trolling. "WHAT IF HE MADE THE VIDEO GAME NOISE" would just ruin the esthetic of a retard telling you to take your cart.

No, that just makes him look like a spaz and cringelord, having the actual sound effects and music play in real time would add real entertainment value.

 

[Sprocket]

wow first world problems. I respect your struggle, brave Americans.

Here in this 3rd world shithole country where I reside, people are employed to return the cart. That's they're whole job. Their whole existence. Returning the cart.

 

[AfroMegan]

Here in this 3rd world shithole country where I reside, people are employed to return the cart. That's they're whole job. Their whole existence. Returning the cart.

Returning the cart is stealing the job of a fellow illegal. I'm team lazybones.

 

[Photonic]

I find him unbelievably amusing but part of me wishes he would stop. I know in my heart this poor man is going to end up livestreaming his murder as hes downed in a hailstorm of bullets after confusing a shoplifter trying to drive off with twenty dollars of stolen malt liquor from a harmless lazy man.

 

[IrrelevantJackDoe]

No, that just makes him look like a spaz and cringelord

That's the point, if you think he's actually trying to present himself as badass and cool then you're missing the point.