Sebastian Daskawicz-Davis / Cart Narcs / Agent Sebastian - I want you in me Cart Narc

[Druidiclore]

Bunch of racism. Great

 

[Harvey Danger]

Why the fuck is this featured?

Why the fuck not?

Spoiler: important conclusions

Failing to return a cart is nigger behavior.
Confronting a random shopper about the cart is gay nigger behavior.
Slapping shit on the offender's car is double nigger behavior.
Everyone who thinks someone else being a double nigger excuses their own behavior is a niggerfaggot.

These are carefully researched technical terms, please use them appropriately during further debates.

 

[Fastest Hand In The East]

This is just to create scandal. Because scandal sells.
He doesn't care about carts or anything else. He just wants to irritate people so he can film them being upset and get dat youtube cheese for views. Just another form of IP2.
I think it should be legaly allowed to perform "field euthanasia" on people like him and IP2 streamers. Preferably with a blunt object like a shovel or a rock. USA police should carry vials of quick-acting poison and dart guns for such occasions. Some people get sad when police/animal handlers have to kill animals who endanger people- I understand that. But in this instance it will be like removing a tumor.

 

[Foxxo]

Not a lolcow. A national - nay, international - hero can't be a lolcow.

People who don't return their carts are incompatible with civilization and should be exiled into the desert without food and water.

Profile pic checks out.

 

[Ego]

Putting your cart away is the last bastion of white identity, if you don't do it you're no better than a nigger.

 

[Frankoid]

Imagine being OP and cooking up what you think is a banger lolcow thread but it turns out you actually generate the laughs and you accidentally expose yourself as being a cart-leaving subhuman. A vote demonstrates that a majority of the website thinks you're hardly human and as such you abandon thread

Made an account just for this cart shit

 

[IrrelevantJackDoe]

I really think Cart Narc found the perfect trolling method, it's something so small and so stupid that it shouldn't really matter but getting caught not putting their cart away with no real excuse except "I didn't want to" just pisses people off so much. Then they have to double and triple down and it becomes people raging with insane force at something completely asinine and worthless.
It's such a brilliant troll that even people Cart Narc isn't provoking are effected by it. All the people coping and sneeding in this thread at the idea that someone thinks you're a lazybones are falling for the troll hook, line, and sinker.

 

[Greasy Goblin]

I really think Cart Narc found the perfect trolling method, it's something so small and so stupid that it shouldn't really matter but getting caught not putting their cart away with no real excuse except "I didn't want to" just pisses people off so much. Then they have to double and triple down and it becomes people raging with insane force at something completely asinine and worthless.
It's such a brilliant troll that even people Cart Narc isn't provoking are effected by it. All the people coping and sneeding in this thread at the idea that someone thinks you're a lazybones are falling for the troll hook, line, and sinker.

He raises a mirror to our very souls, and for some the nigger in the reflection chills them to the (lazy) bone.

 

[PeggieBigCock]

Anarchy can only be achieved if we kill all the niggers, shitskins and white trash. Informative.

 

[${Sandy}]

The more you guys argue about fucking shopping carts the more I am tempted to start leaving them in the handicapped parking space.

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

Toilet Thought

Do the same people that get hot and bothered over carts left behind get upset when people don't scan their items at self check correctly?

Like, when I was a kid they had people take your groceries to your car just like they had people who scanned your items. How long before Big Grocery™ brainwashes you guys into thinking that not scanning some toothpaste is degenerate behavior that deserves the worst punishments hell has to offer?

 

[Terffals]

When I worked at a grocery store, cart corralling was my one pleasure of the day. I got to go out of the store, be by myself for a small bit.

Why would you cart-returners deny me that?

 

[Premium Gonzo]

Also, no one gets paid to track down carts outside of the receptacle. In other countries, they make you put a dollar in to use the cart and you can't get it back until it's properly returned.

I get so many coins out of people being lazy enough to leave 2 bucks in the trolley, even better when they get jammed. I've got a collection of tokens i keep in a little coin pouch. Give em out to nice old ladies and gents who forget their bags when i'm at the shops those things are fucking expensive.

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

Maybe if they didn't want people to leave their cart so many grocery stores shouldn't have gotten rid of carry outs? It's the same reason why you should actively not scan a few items at self scans.

"Yeah if they didn't want me to throw my greasy trash everywhere they should pay someone to pick it up for me cause my fat ass is just too lazy to walk the ten feet to the garabage can."

The very height of niggerdom

 

[batterybee]

this guy is a retard, a hilarious retard but a retard none the less...
your also a bit of a nigger if you dont return your cart(we call em shopping trolleys here)
so i dont have a dog in this skirmish but its pretty funne in an autistic cringe kinda way xdddd

 

[IrrelevantJackDoe]

People don't realize how much money there is in haulin' carts. Normally I'd get a whole shit ton of them from the parking lot just sitting around, polish them up, then sell them to another grocery store down the way. Used to be the day I could make 18 bucks a pop on those carts. Now that fucking Narc feller has everyone aware of their social responsibilities or some horse shit and I can't get no damn carts. I swear if my kitties have to go hungry because this dumb bastard is running around making siren noises I'm gonna hit him with my damn go kart.

 

[Greasy Goblin]

When I worked at a grocery store, cart corralling was my one pleasure of the day. I got to go out of the store, be by myself for a small bit.

Why would you cart-returners deny me that?

Why does your enjoyment supersede my desire to not be brown? If I'm already outside, my carefully cultivated ghastly white skin is already at risk of tanning, such brown behavior can only worsen my odds.

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

"Yeah if they didn't want me to throw my greasy trash everywhere they should pay someone to pick it up for me cause my fat ass is just too lazy to walk the ten feet to the garabage can."

The very height of niggerdom

Doing it for free. The very height of janniedom.

 

[insensitive]

while i do think that putting your cart back is the right thing to do sebastian is an absolutely insufferable faggot that actually harrasses the living shit out of people that dont put their carts back, I have seen this mans videos for years and ive gone from apathetic towards him to actually fucking hating him. He REALLY wants that fucking magnet on your car and will run as fast as he fucking can to make sure you dont leave the parking lot without it. This man is an absolute wagie crusader and probably takes any slight on unskilled laborers as one of the highest sins. I once watched him get salty enough about someone not giving a shit he decided to mald on camera before sticking a second fucking magnet on their car. The appropriate way to treat these people is with mild scorn yet sebastian treats them like they killed his dog. This man is a moral crusading faggot and really shouldn't be defended by anyone on this forum.

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

Doing it for free. The very height of janniedom.

Well you know if niggers could keep their greasy trash in their pockets till their got to a trash can we wouldn't need jannies would we?