Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

It's real and some good comments

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Wouldn't this imply that Jesus's magic voodoo powers gave him the stroke?

Let me guess, this is about some evangelical pearl clutching or something View attachment 4641187

Jack is aware that gluttony is a sin, right?

It is healthier in a manner of speaking considering some of the sandwiches are low in fat which concerns some people. So in that sense it is.

But it's a shitty sub. It's the place you go to when you have no other choice or you just don't want a fast food burger.

As far as fast food, Subway is probably about as healthy as it gets (except arguably Chipotle/etc burrito bowls). Last I checked, it was healthier than the other sub options and is healthier than a burger joint.

Yeah, it's high in carbs, but for some people, that's not a huge deal (and the other places are just as high in carbs). It is low in fat and it has some pretty healthy options (i.e. turkey breast on whole wheat is not too unhealthy unless you're on a carb restricted diet). I don't hate Subway, but it's really nothing special. I'll go to one if I want a sub but am too lazy to go somewhere else, but it's probably been like 7 years since I've been to one now that I think about it.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Jack is aware that gluttony is a sin, right?

most christians don’t really care about being “holy”. They use it to justify their actions. Feed the poor? No, ridicule them. Feeding the homeless? Nah, rather stuff my fat face than feed the hungry. Look at how many of them are morbidly obese. Go to the south and look inside any Baptist church, it’s like looking at a pod of whales.

 

[curbside2]

Let me guess, this is about some evangelical pearl clutching or something View attachment 4641187

People like him lean into religion when they won’t own their own mistakes. You can shit on other people using the Bible and ignore your dead limbs. Hypocrite escapism.

 

[V4L_Penis]

Inb4 jacks cancer diagnosis

He’s been living a sedentary lifestyle with a diet of red meat, ultra processed foods, and melted plastic for decades now. The only way Jack could be even more of a giant cancer incubator would be if he was an Ashkenazi Jew instead of an Ayrab/covert Mexican.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Four strokes > Cancer

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Cunt could have said thank God I'm in a good hospital with a good staff and I have the support of my loving family and friends. But no, he deicides "Hey at least I don't have cancer." Fuck you fatty I hope you get cancer and its stomach cancer, and they have to put in a feeding tube, and you can never eat again. Oh, and you can't even do a double thumbs up.

 

[Tiresome]

As far as fast food, Subway is probably about as healthy as it gets (except arguably Chipotle/etc burrito bowls). Last I checked, it was healthier than the other sub options and is healthier than a burger joint.

You can get a salad with vinaigrette practically everywhere. If you must eat healthy via fast food, it's better than the dishwasher-baked bread at Subway.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Four strokes > Cancer

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Yes Jack getting a stroke because of your choices is certainly better.

Cancer usually happens not as a consequence of choices (with some exceptions) so Jack can go fuck himself.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Cunt could have said thank God I'm in a good hospital with a good staff and I have the support of my loving family and friends. But no, he deicides "Hey at least I don't have cancer." Fuck you fatty I hope you get cancer and its stomach cancer, and they have to put in a feeding tube, and you can never eat again. Oh, and you can't even do a double thumbs up.

Just goes to show he takes his family and the doctors for granted. The man is an asshole.

 

[salmonellajack]

Wow, what a cunt.

Most cancer sufferers do nothing to deserve it. They are victims.

Jack's strokes are entirely as a result of his own behaviour and choices.

 

[captkrisma]

I present a comparison for you all:

Spoiler: Virgin Stroke Guy

And

Spoiler: Chad Cancer Man

 

[ZipDisk]

if jack dies i call dibs on his wifi crock pot.

He returned it after greasing it to high hell.
I honestly don't know if he has a slow cooker collection or if he returns all of them, You'd have to track down one of the loremasters.
I know he said he was returning one previously. but not which one.

Jack is the kind of customer that causes restocking fees.

 

[smug comporon]

Did Garrett end up visiting Jack, or did he quickly give up on that plan when he realised the fat fuck isn't going to die just yet?

 

[ZipDisk]

I doubt Tammy would welcome him. I could see a horribly wasted trip where Garret spends time with Junior, learns absolutely nothing, and then has to fly home.

Tammy that kind of petty.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Did Garrett end up visiting Jack, or did he quickly give up on that plan when he realised the fat fuck isn't going to die just yet?

Garett is living it up in Thailand with his Monkey NFT, weed and lots of lady boys his personal life coach.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Four strokes > Cancer

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I've lost a parent and other family members to cancer, and to be totally honest: I think it's better than slowly losing parts of yourself. Especially when compared to having multiple strokes because you can't stop eating.

My dad died with both of his arms working, but Jack won't.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Wow, jack, it’s like they want monies from dumb religious fags like you. Christians always are an easy sale

 

[Sonic T]

Wow, jack, it’s like they want monies from dumb religious fags like you. Christians always are an easy sale View attachment 4645777

He's laughing off his four strokes saying they're better than cancer, laughing off the food he should actually be eating, and posting on FB that's he's worried about Disney representing his sky daddy.

Fucking die.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I've lost a parent and other family members to cancer, and to be totally honest: I think it's better than slowly losing parts of yourself. Especially when compared to having multiple strokes because you can't stop eating.

My dad died with both of his arms working, but Jack won't.

I've lost relatives to cancer. It seems pretty awful. I've also lost family members to strokes. It also seems pretty awful.

Honestly, if I were terminally ill with cancer, I'd probably just off myself. It sounds agonizing

He's laughing off his four strokes saying they're better than cancer, laughing off the food he should actually be eating, and posting on FB that's he's worried about Disney representing his sky daddy.

Fucking die.

The ironic thing is that if christianity is the true religion, then bible thumpers like Jack will be burning in hell while those godless heathens who advocate for welfare, healthcare, loving your gay/trans/non-white neighbors, etc.. will be the ones in heaven because they do what Jesus actually said to do

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Did Garrett end up visiting Jack, or did he quickly give up on that plan when he realised the fat fuck isn't going to die just yet?

Haven't heard anything from him or at least nobody posted anything. My guess is he didn't go or Hammy didn't want him there.

Wow, jack, it’s like they want monies from dumb religious fags like you. Christians always are an easy sale View attachment 4645777

Yeah we can't tell his stroke isn't affecting him. "The July 8th" as opposed to just any July 8th.

But Disney wants money and they know knobheads like Jagoff with spend money to see them. It doesn't even have to be a good movie. These God botherers will say it's great just because the message is one they agree with.

Honestly, if I were terminally ill with cancer, I'd probably just off myself. It sounds agonizing

I've said that for those that are terminally ill, give them heroin. It's actually terrible trying to keep them alive as long as possible. They're in incredible amounts of pain that even the morphine drip can't help take away completely. Too much and it kills them but seriously at that point a mercy killing is actually a mercy.

The ironic thing is that if christianity is the true religion, then bible thumpers like Jack will be burning in hell while those godless heathens who advocate for welfare, healthcare, loving your gay/trans/non-white neighbors, etc.. will be the ones in heaven because they do what Jesus actually said to do.

Exactly. The ironic thing is these people aren't following the words of Jesus. They're modern day Pharisees who think they're somehow more pious than anybody else. While I don't think Jesus is ever coming back because I'm a fedora tipping atheist I'm pretty sure if he did Jagoff and the rest of these false Christians are going to be in trouble.

 

[Blasterisk]

The ironic thing is that if christianity is the true religion, then bible thumpers like Jack will be burning in hell while those godless heathens who advocate for welfare, healthcare, loving your gay/trans/non-white neighbors, etc.. will be the ones in heaven because they do what Jesus actually said to do

I don't think that charity-at-gunpoint means anything to God. So what if the state forces you to "tithe" and give to the poor? Isn't the full weight of the nationstate you live in (and its army) behind that "donation"? Better to advocate for no welfare and pay those would-be taxes to the poor directly before a bureaucrat can skim off the top.

Rather, give freely and generously, because the poor we'll always have with us.

(and to remain on-topic, Jack is a stingy bastard who has never in documented history been generous)