Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,454 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 286 11.0%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,604
The whorehouse with cars shit is killing me. I cant stop imagining like a bunch of dudes dressed like russel greer with their suit and suitcases and theyre all at the bus stop and the bus pulls up and they all get in and theyre all going to the brothel. Never making eye contact of course this is discreet. Its just a sex bus. The literal bang-bus.
 
I'm torn, but his belief that unsolicited policies are there solely to keep people (especially disabled people, namely him) from breaking into the "biz" might be my favorite Russ delusion. It's tied with his belief that everyone loves hookers.

I'm bored, so here's a list of my favorite Russ delusions, feel free to add to it:
  • Unsolicited policies are there just keep people without connections from breaking into the music business.
  • He's be famous already if it wasn't for those damn policies.
  • Everyone loves hookers, and would hire them all the time if it were legal more places.
  • He's a 9.
  • Every woman who uses her appearance to make money is selling sex, it's just a matter of price.
  • That he's psychic
He claims to have predicted his childhood dog would die the day before it did, the Afghan war, that the parents of someone he baptized would also be baptized in 6 months.

This is probably a bastardization of Mormon personal revelation, but he's an atheist now, so I guess he's just claiming to be innately psychic like Miss Cleo
 
More jealous Russ
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I still say that if you shaved an orangutan and put him next to Russtard you'd have a hard time telling them apart. Except the orangutan would be more pleasant to be with.
Orangutans are very social and have shown concern for humans they believed were in danger. Russ would never do that.
 
I try not to insult his disability, because he has no control over that, and undoubtedly it's made his life more difficult than it might otherwise be, but that's a really poor choice of words on his part.

He's dimly aware that hookers see clients besides him, but he thinks he's the only one who HAS to seek hookers to get laid, so his opinion counts more than that of other clients, and of course, him being Russ, he's talking over the women who actually ply the trade. Remember when he posted that quote from some sex worker who didn't seem to enjoy her job? He was astonished that someone who fucks complete strangers for a living every day might not enjoy it, and was only doing it for the money. He accused that person of being a fraud. Given what a lawsuit-suit happy loon he is, and his documented history of harassing people (especially women) who piss him off, I don't blame the hookers who've had the misfortune to have to had fuck him for not dishing on how horrible the experience was, but the evil part of me wishes just once one of those brave souls would post here and let us know the details, including how tall he is and how he comes across in real life.

Actually, I think such a film might have a large audience but not for the reason Russ wants. It would be a fascinating peek inside the mind of someone who has absolutely no idea how the rest of the human race functions. It would be like watching a movie made by an alien race that show how they THINK we act. Or it could just be RiffTrax fodder.

I mean...we already have Birdemic... 🤔
 
Now, I'm no Hollywood or film expert, but aren't trailers and teasers made from a complete movie? Doesn't the movie need to be about 60-75% complete, so you have enough filmed to both inspire interest and give your audience an idea of what your movie is about?
unless your name is Godfrey Ho, then you put all the best bits of the film in the trailer, including the funniest line ("I was so close to becoming the ultimate NINJAAAAA!!!"), making the rest of the film pretty pointless
 
His " business " & " Entertainment " projects endeavors. Sounds like all his other attempts which blow up in his face.
This reminds me of his first Taylor Swift song arc. Spend a lot of money and for nothing.

At least his Japanese Cheerleader didn't get " I love you " or " 💍 " posts on her 2 new photos.
 
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