Sebastian Daskawicz-Davis / Cart Narcs / Agent Sebastian - I want you in me Cart Narc

[Cake Farts]

sad to learn that burgerland doesn't have the great cottage industry of making trolley tokens, as we have since we are forced to use a pound coin to unlock any trolley. a good trolley token is much cherished

It's because I found out at Aldis pushing in my car key for a second will unlock it all the same

 

[Ogier]

Returning the carts is obviously a no-brainer. But this reminds me of all the “To Catch a Predator” clone youtube channels. Although people should obviously not prey on underage people, youtubers who bait and confront them without law enforcement are just clout-chasing and making a dangerous situation out of nothing, adding no benefit to society. Return the cart, but do not approach me regarding a social convention. Fuck Cart Fart.

 

[Rasputin's Side Piece]

I see nothing wrong with what he's doing. Everyone who takes offense to this is a faggot and unable to self-govern.
Spoiler: required reading

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Okay, I have a job and NO WAY can I invest the time and effort right now into reading this entire thread, so please no boolie if I cannot hold back this one observation (it may have already been made, so throw your clocks at me if you must):

Yes, if we do not put our shopping carts in the proper place we are certainly jerks. HOWEVER!!

Spoiler: Don't read if you don't want to go off-topic

PEOPLE WHO DO NOT CLEAN UP THEIR DOG'S POOP ARE A HUNDRED TIMES WORSE. I wish people would go on a crusade about that.

At least there are employees sent out to retrieve shopping carts. That dog excrement just sits there, stinking, waiting for some innocent passerby to step in it.

 

[Autism Spectroscopy]

"Hey, you dirty fucking nigger! Put your fucking cart away!"

That already exists and it's called IP2.

No objections to that line of thinking tho, I like me some trashfire

 

[Croaking Spider]

I agree with his view, but not his methods. There's much more polite and non-antagonist ways to ask someone to return a cart, but videos of people using common sense and civility doesn't get clicks. Even then, it's really none of his business, it's the store's. If it gets too bad, some assistant manager toadie will wrangle a wagie to deal with it.

Spoiler: Minor Powerlevel

As an aside from a former part-time buggy nigger, the demographic that was the worst about leaving buggies in the middle of the parking lot were predominately middle-aged white women with a phone in one hand and a Starbucks cup in the other.

Younger people were usually generous enough to return them if they were within sight of you, and some old bastards would use the last few precious good heartbeats they left had to make sure that buggy gets put away correctly. It all depends on how you were raised.

 

[thegrayman]

Well this thread is going to get locked for too much sperging. You can just block this guy if you find him that annoying OP he’s not a lolcow.

Josh woke up and chose violence today, so he featured it instead.

 

[Left Ass Cheek]

I used to work as office staff for a 55 and up 99% white gated community, and I would do a lap around the community to see the state of things. Beer cans and other stupid shit tossed about everywhere on the roads and sidewalks, all the time, every day. Meanwhile, I’d go to the supermarket (the one the boomers go to) just down the block and never ever see a cart out of place.

Even retiree boomers who have the most entitled nigger mentality about every slight inconvenience would return the cart. Cart Narc is pretty annoying, though, won’t deny that

 

[Israel's Top Guy]

I agree with his view, but not his methods. There's much more polite and non-antagonist ways to ask someone to return a cart, but videos of people using common sense and civility doesn't get clicks.

It's funny when Frank Hassle does it, and it's funny when Cart Narc does it.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Is he an annoying faggot? Yes

Is he right? Also yes

Is threatening an annoying faggot with violence an equal and opposite reaction? No. Although like someone pointed out earlier, if I saw somebody touching my car I'd dropkick them. That's the 1 exception.

Just fucking put the trolley back fellas, it's not difficult

 

[A Genuinely Retarded Dog]

Ohhhh, I remember this dipshit. I saw his first video and it got a quick laugh out of me like most one-off YouTube things do. Never in my wildest dreams would I have thought he would make it a series because even the first one showed shades of "This dudes is going to get his shit kicked in one day"

God speed Cart tard.

 

[BrunoMattei]

45 pages in 10 days? WTF happened?

Also

Someone forgot to mention, I'm not skimming 45 pages, there was a cow crossover with Perry Caravello:

 

[BikeLock]

Not a lolcow. A national - nay, international - hero can't be a lolcow.

People who don't return their carts are incompatible with civilization and should be exiled into the desert without food and water.

I hope Agent Sebastian carries, and someday I hope he uses it on some piece of shit lazybones who won't return their cart and decides to be violent about it (as those who are a drag on society tend to be).

 

[wintertide12]

Putting your cart back is the right thing, but why does this sperg care enough to bother people about it? Whoever works there will grab them anyways, it really isn't worth getting something pulled on you.

Definitely was the kid who watched Recess and didn't get why people hated Randall.

 

[GeorgeApley]

Slight power level, but I worked at Whole Foods while attending university and my favourite job was to gather all the carts in the parking lot that customers had neglected to put away.

It was great because I was able to go outside, listen to music, and smoke cigarettes all while escaping the watchful eyes of my managers and avoid having to deal with customers/other bullshit.

Fuck this guy, he is ruining the day for a lot of bored teenagers making $10/hr.

 

[Hard Toothbrush]

PEOPLE WHO DO NOT CLEAN UP THEIR DOG'S POOP ARE A HUNDRED TIMES WORSE. I wish people would go on a crusade about that.

There was a guy in my city (or country) who used to stick a little red flag into every dog poop he saw and posted pictures. Was pretty funny (and disgusting)

 

[Gender: Xenomorph]

Spoiler: Don't read if you don't want to go off-topic

PEOPLE WHO DO NOT CLEAN UP THEIR DOG'S POOP ARE A HUNDRED TIMES WORSE. I wish people would go on a crusade about that.

At least there are employees sent out to retrieve shopping carts. That dog excrement just sits there, stinking, waiting for some innocent passerby to step in it.

So beautiful in winter...

 

[Lurker]

Slight power level, but I worked at Whole Foods while attending university and my favourite job was to gather all the carts in the parking lot that customers had neglected to put away.

It was great because I was able to go outside, listen to music, and smoke cigarettes all while escaping the watchful eyes of my managers and avoid having to deal with customers/other bullshit.

Fuck this guy, he is ruining the day for a lot of bored teenagers making $10/hr.

sounds like you weren't the guy wrangling the carts at night. in the rain. during winter. you'd be surprised how many people shop in the evening. especially near the ghetto.

put yer cart back, ya lazybones

 

[Techpriest Mk II]

>Man returns shopping carts and gets into arguments with people over shopping carts
>Nearly got shot in Texas (of course)
>Has been on daytime TV
>Massive YouTube channel where he's a dick and other people are dicks to him
Now THIS is the content I come to the farms for

 

[Shig O'nella]

Still delivering? It's a good thread.

All I know about Cartdick here is that if someone runs up to me in a car park shouting or making siren noises, they'd best explain themselves very quickly indeed. Dislike being bothered.

 

[Invincible Wheel]

this faggot is doing all of this when he works at walmart

Wouldn't this be a severe liability for the store?