Artcow Matthew Davis The Movie Lover / Cartmanfan921 - Cartoon Sperg, "Animator", Professional DVD Destroyer

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DerSandstrom said:
But don't you worry, he's made a couple of DVD's of his newest masterpiece for all of us to enjoy!


Now with glorious, hand-made CD's!

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That has to be the ugliest-looking DVD I've seen in my life. I wouldn't be surprised if his DVD player immediately bit the dust from the cancer he calls a movie.
 
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OMG, you guys, Matthew has just recorded an epic fire!


Go to 1:15 for family arguments about recording public departments trying to do their job.

He also has declared epic victory... because the copyright strike on his channel expired after six months.


And for the coup de grace, vintage sperging from the movie lover about a generic crossover that is mainly for fanservice.


He totally didn't get those opinions from MrEnter. Not at all.

EDIT: Got ninja'd on the last video by @Chrome Explorer.
 
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DerSandstrom said:
OMG, you guys, Matthew has just recorded an epic fire!


Go to 1:15 for family arguments about recording public departments trying to do their job.
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I love how he mentions that this incident interfered with him fixing his Atari 2600, like his ancient video game system can't wait.

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This is from a couple of days ago, but he made a video in which he attempts to "parody" some Goldeneye 64 meme, which is nothing more than him having an overglorified epileptic fit:
 
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that1guy said:
wow that was bad. Is he getting fatter too? That shirt is begging for more mercy than usual.
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Those arms are usually had on bodybuilders. Those are pure fat, though. That dude has probably never had any physical activity in years.

And noticing from day to day. He's wearing the same shirt as the day before.


Hygiene, much?
 
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DerSandstrom said:
Those arms are usually had on bodybuilders. Those are pure fat, though. That dude has probably never had any physical activity in years.

And noticing from day to day. He's wearing the same shirt as the day before.


Hygiene, much?
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He is just slowly ballooning. Compare what he looked like before:
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And now:
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How much you wanna bet as an adult, he'll probably look like this?:
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DerSandstrom said:
Matthew Davis Tries It: Political Sperging.


He's got the beginnings of a nice neckbeard growing, though.
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I thought he'd be all over Trump, given that his family wears God's Not Dead t-shirts and live in Virginia.

Speaking of family, where's his dad? I see his mother and sister, but no Dad. Has Matthew even mentioned him before?
 
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DerSandstrom said:
Matthew Davis Tries It: Political Sperging.


He's got the beginnings of a nice neckbeard growing, though.
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Would have taken him as hardcore Trump or Sanders fanboy. Gotta admit, I'm kinda surprised he's not either.

Sexy Times Hitler said:
Speaking of family, where's his dad? I see his mother and sister, but no Dad. Has Matthew even mentioned him before?
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Dad probably realized how much of a mistake he made with his manbabby of a son and skedaddled.
 
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