Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[The Southwest Strangla]

Oh I’m aware.

I just found it funny that he thought the hospital Subway was in some secret room like he was in a video game. Nursing homes usually don’t have fast food chains on site so any Subway he got would be through Mommywife. I dont know if he’d be able to make a Doordash order on his own because of how fucked his thought process is. It’s probably be like toddlers that get ahold of a phone and ring up a $1000 bill because they mashed so many buttons.

Oh, Tammy and his friends will bring in a shit ton. They don’t want him to suffer. Lol

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

God I hate this shitty Jackmoji. I want to kill him every time I see it.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

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"Few more weeks". LOL you shit tard. BRB I'm gonna get a Subway BMT with extra sauce in your honor.

 

[slightly smashed corolla]

Looks like we have the first pic of him post-stroke #(2?)

 

[Tiresome]

Another classic JackVlogs compilation, where Jack gets ANGY in the drive-thru and also admits he likes to shout out fake orders over the people in front of him in line, because he's a puerile little bitch who's lucky he hasn't caught a fist by now. Special guest appearance by midget Qali, who perks significantly up when there's a mention of someone lacking chest hair.

Also re: the photo, Scalfani looks more like a conehead than ever now, and look at that eye droop!

 

[That Damned Tiger]

Looks like we have the first pic of him post-stroke #(2?)
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His eye's gotten even droopier.

 

[alawital]

His eye's gotten even droopier.

And his mouth.

 

[Tiresome]

His eye's gotten even droopier.

I'm calling that given that significant ptosis, he's now more mush-mouthed than he's ever been.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Looks like we have the first pic of him post-stroke #(2?)
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I like how Jack's Bitmoji self is perched on his shoulder, like a little cherub encouraging him to have another pound of meat and cheese.

 

[VenomPlug]

I love how the : OBJ : bitmoji on his shoulder looks like autistic Bakugan/Pokemon.

 

[AnOminous]

One in particular is brain cancer.

Almost nobody deserves something as awful as brain cancer.

But Jack does.

Looks like we have the first pic of him post-stroke #(2?)

He looks retarded and brain-damaged. But he's always looked that way. What a complete brain-damaged faggot idiot. Die, Jack!

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

Ok now let's hear him speak! What's the holdup, fatty?

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

Looks like we have the first pic of him post-stroke #(2?)
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Dead arm. Now dead eye. Also Pin head. lol.

 

[AnOminous]

Ok now let's hear him speak! What's the holdup, fatty?

He's literally too brain-damaged and retarded even to talk.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Looks like we have the first pic of him post-stroke #(2?)
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His head looks so deformed

 

[Chorton]

Looks like we have the first pic of him post-stroke #(2?)
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"You guys look pretty good." Can't say the same for you, Jack. Looking god awful with the double wonky eyes, the crooked mush mouth. I can't even imagine what sort of slurring garble that's going to come out of his mouth now. Come on and post a video Jack! You know you want to start on your next tour, you deserve it after all this.

 

[anliteralidiot]

He's literally too brain-damaged and retarded even to talk.

Honestly I would love a text-to-speech era of Jack vids. That would be funny.

 

[AskeDead]

Looks like we have the first pic of him post-stroke #(2?)
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man this is rough

 

[Slur Generator]

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Dam, a few more weeks without his cooking.

 

[Aaway]