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Keemstar is really making this fat old man embrass himself so he doesn't have to beg for a job at Walmart.

Imagine your dad doing this shit lol

He's out of breath just standing up and talking

This idiot is going to "fight" in public in a few months
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Keemstar is really making this fat old man embrass himself so he doesn't have to beg for a job at Walmart.
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Imagine your dad doing this shit lol

He's out of breath just standing up and talking

This idiot is going to "fight" in public in a few months
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Just over 2 months. For two dudes who can't stick to a single thing for more than a week without having a meltdown. For two dudes who consider punching a punch bag for 12 seconds to be hardcore cardio work out.

This is what? Boogie's 3rd "boxing opponent" in 8 months now?

Boogie, the dude who apparently is high risk of strokes and heart attacks BEFORE he got diagnosed with cancer... is going to get in a boxing ring?

Cool story, bros.
 
Wings has backed out of less at the last minute, he's going to want some stupid amount of money to do this.
Wings is on livestream. He's not really talking about it much, he didn't even know the announcement was out at all. He then stated he was "90% in" which is a really bad sign and also that if it happens, it won't be in the USA.

Remember one of that last HappyPunch fights was over in London. Who knows? Maybe Boogie is gonna request Dublin lol
 
I cant believe I'm gonna say this but, he got even bigger somehow.
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Knowing Wings, he's demanding money up front before he is 100% in, which means this most likely wont happen.
Yeah he's looking bigger again. I don't even know what to say about the pedo-tache but we'll deal with one drama at a time.

Wings barely talked about it the entire livestream but he said that he hasn't signed a contract yet and he's apparently waiting because he wants them to pay for Kellie to come too. He also repeatedly pointed out over and over again that him and Boogie aren't fighters, that it basically won't be a good match, that it's going to be pay-per-view, they won't be high on the card at all and he isn't "counting the money until it's in his pocket".

Wings is however saying that they should be doing a weigh in for the event because HE'S happy to tell people his weight. I think it was a bit of a sly dig but who knows?

Honestly, Wings didn't really seem to give that much of a shit the entire time. Him and Keemstar have a pretty bad relationship, so much so the Wings/Boogie/DSP podcast that was meant to be happening apparently needed Boogie to contact Wings to organise it. He also wanted a ridiculous amount of money last time people asked him about boxing (that I saw), I think he wanted something like $200,000+, and that was the starting rate, not including portions of ticket sales and prize pools.

Wings answered people in chat talking about him boxing and said "I'm working on things behind the scene... wait, did Boogie and Keem already put out an announcement?" So they didn't even bother to tell him they were going public with it. I'm gonna guess that's Keem trying to force them into it which never works well with Wings.
I'm firmly in this camp, but I also desperately want to see it happen for the accurate pre-fight live weigh-ins.
Yeah, that weigh-in will be the only actually interesting bit.

People replying to the announcement tweet are already pointing out that neither of them are going to take this seriously and likely won't even train if they have a guaranteed payday and I agree.

Boogie and Wings have no reputation to uphold. They won't care if they lose. If they sign to get a guaranteed payday, I could easily see the two of them walk to the ring and both fall over and get counted out the second the bell rings. Wings would lose exactly nothing by that, Boogie might have a tiny bit of support to lose still but that's it.
 
Wings answered people in chat talking about him boxing and said "I'm working on things behind the scene... wait, did Boogie and Keem already put out an announcement?" So they didn't even bother to tell him they were going public with it. I'm gonna guess that's Keem trying to force them into it which never works well with Wings.
Keem did the same thing with the Boogie vs Ethan and Boogie vs Sam Hyde fights too, he only told one side about it and was thinking the attention it got on social media would make the other person sign the contract.

Ironically the UFC does this a lot when they announce some of the main events for the smaller fight night cards, half the time one of the fighters will come out on Twitter and say they didn't sign the contract yet, even though they end up doing it privately within a week because of the pressure anyways.
 
Does anyone remember when his probation is up, and if he's he required to stay in state as a condition of it? That's usually a pretty boilerplate condition AFAIK. Something like this may require PO approval before it should happen, and that usually requires specific travel dates and plans, in addition to verification with the organizers etc..
 
Yeah I doubt it's happening either. I think Jordyn won't do it, Boogie will because he loves attention and being a victim.

According to the people's champ, Boogie, he is trying to make the fight free:
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I'm sure Boogie will be doing the fight for free then? I assume Keem knows no one will pay to see this so he's hoping to rope in advertisers and make a quick buck on two desperate lolcows
 
Yeah I doubt it's happening either. I think Jordyn won't do it, Boogie will because he loves attention and being a victim.

According to the people's champ, Boogie, he is trying to make the fight free:
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I'm sure Boogie will be doing the fight for free then? I assume Keem knows no one will pay to see this so he's hoping to rope in advertisers and make a quick buck on two desperate lolcows
Wings in previous videos made a point about wanting a huge amount of money as well as cuts from the Pay-per-view to make it "worth my time". I think Boogie is just trying to play the hero here by claiming he's pushing for this, because there's no way. Companies sometimes will have a "free fight" to start it off, to get you interested and buy a pay-per-view last minute... but would they really put Boogie and Wings as the free-trial? Two guys the majority of the internet don't care about and are only there to serve as a freak-show match for lolcow fans?

And how many lolcow fans do you think are going to pay for it and not just wait until the next day for the highlights to be on Youtube or on here?
Does anyone remember when his probation is up, and if he's he required to stay in state as a condition of it? That's usually a pretty boilerplate condition AFAIK. Something like this may require PO approval before it should happen, and that usually requires specific travel dates and plans, in addition to verification with the organizers etc..
His probation was 2 years, at least that's the number he usually claims. He's travelled out of state since then because Retropalooza is out of state. Pretty sure they'd have no issue with him traveling for something like this if he's on the fight card.
The winner is going to fight the Candyman. If you win your diabetes is cured.
It's actually going to turn into a tag-team without them realising it. Boogie and Wings vs Candyman and Metokur.
 
LOL, for a second I thought that someone somehow tricked him into fighting True Geordie. Like how in the Old Rome some poor bastards were thrown to the lions to entertain the people.

Now that I think about it, if you throw Booger to the lions, they're going to die from cholesterol poisoning...
 
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