Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Maude Snew]

Well done autistic Illuminati, we got one nog deported to Nigeria, next we'll get Fat Rick deported too, then I'm thinking we'll fake another moon landing, this time on the sun though. Keep practicing the new secret handshake.

 

[I Can Smell My Balls]

Well done autistic Illuminati, we got one nog deported to Nigeria, next we'll get Fat Rick deported too, then I'm thinking we'll fake another moon landing, this time on the sun though. Keep practicing the new secret handshake.

Both secret forums have been wild lately.

 

[cigarettesalsa]

I guarantee you Pat has not read one of the Nigerians short stories

 

[Maude Snew]

I guarantee you Pat has not read one of the Nigerians short stories

He has proudly stated that he doesn't read but even if he didn't, from the way he writes you know he doesn't. I'd be surprised if he read anything other than a menu and even that's a stretch, probably makes his wife read those to him.

 

[Clusterfuckk2]

I guarantee you Pat has not read one of the Nigerians short stories

Judging by his writing; I don’t think he reads at all.

 

[306h4Ge5eJUJ]

I guarantee you Pat has not read one of the Nigerians short stories

Oh child. He's a writer, not a reader.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Judging by his writing; I don’t think he reads at all.

You shut your whore mouth. Pat is constantly saying #amreading in his asinine tweets. Surely a man of Pat's culture and breadth of knowledge certainly has books open constantly, absorbing the experiences and stories of any number of accomplished writers!

Knowing Pat, he thinks tweeting #amreading is an actual adequate substitute for reading, which I'm sure he struggles with, having such massive deficits in attention, comprehension and retention. I knew guys in high school who made no effort at school, but were bright and voracious readers. None of them ended up with a 1.2 academic GPA or needed to rely on gym class to get their diploma.

 

[Maude Snew]

You shut your whore mouth. Pat is constantly saying #amreading in his asinine tweets. Surely a man of Pat's culture and breadth of knowledge certainly has books open constantly, absorbing the experiences and stories of any number of accomplished writers!

Knowing Pat, he thinks tweeting #amreading is an actual adequate substitute for reading, which I'm sure he struggles with, having such massive deficits in attention, comprehension and retention. I knew guys in high school who made no effort at school, but were bright and voracious readers. None of them ended up with a 1.2 academic GPA or needed to rely on gym class to get their diploma.

That's just how he thinks eating is spelled.

 

[JKLawling]

Times long wonder spent
At season of Lent just how
How it is so fat

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Judging by his writing; I don’t think he reads at all.

Oh, he reads tweets, child. I'm sorry you're too stupid to understand that, stalker. Wait for the knock.

 

[I Can Smell My Balls]

Judging by his writing; I don’t think he reads at all.

Hasn’t he bragged on twitter about how he hasn’t read a whole book since high school or something? He also has a LOTR tattoo and has stated he hasn’t read them, because the movies are good enough.

If he actually read books, he’d tweet about it, like everything else in his life. He’d tag the authors and their publishers and make bad jokes and pretend that they go way back and use the phrase “the craft” to refer to getting drunk at a shitty bar with your gay laptop open and tweeting for 4 straight hours. He’d jump on whatever the latest thing in the literary world was and tell us all how important it is like an expert. He’d definitely be shilling his terrible book ideas too, which would be unbelievably hilarious to watch because he’d have a batting average of 0.

But he doesn't do any of that, because he doesn’t read books. He reads his own shitty writing that doesn’t get published and he reads twitter. Sometimes he skims a wikipedia article when tries to sound smart. That’s it.

It really goes to show how he doesn’t give a fuck about writing as a craft. He doesn’t want to be good at writing. He just wants to be famous, and somehow he managed to get publishing deals for his gay books about “X but in space!”. Now he’s stuck with it, and he is terrible at it, and I think he has to know it on some level at this point. He coped about blockbuster movies ruining it for the little guys like him, but I think he knows deep down he isn’t going to be published again. He apparently does not see the irony of him saying that while he owns at least 6 captain america shirts, and who knows how much marvel/disney stuff in general.

He’s also not thin. Actually, to be honest, he is really fucking fat and I’m tired of avoiding the subject. It’s jarring. His jowls extend out farther than his ears.

 

[AntiSchwuletteAktion]

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Please don't disrespect Mr. Frog. He's a handsome fella and doesn't look a thing like Pat.

 

[internet friend]

Please don't disrespect Mr. Frog. He's a handsome fella and doesn't look a thing like Pat.

A frog is a noble creature that uses his vocal sac to pull frog bitches. There are no bitches getting pulled by Fatrick's double chin.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Please don't disrespect Mr. Frog. He's a handsome fella and doesn't look a thing like Pat.

A frog is a noble creature that uses his vocal sac to pull frog bitches. There are no bitches getting pulled by Fatrick's double chin.

@FROG has pulled in over a million dollars in comics, is an excellent artist, and is a better writer than Patrick can ever hope to be. Also, do not refer to him as fat; Patrick is fat. Mr. van Sciver is pleasantly plump.

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

#amdrinking #ameating #amoinking

 

[John_Smith]

I wonder what Patso's lexile text measurement is. It's some sort of scale to measure reading ability. He's somewhere in the 3rd-4th grade level, judging from his twitters. Knows his ABCs but not how to arrange them properly.

#amsoundingoutthewords #phonicsarehard

 

[Maude Snew]

Wrong as always, spellcheck child, I did not misspell that word, those are your delusions again. You have been instructed, many thousands of times to stop correcting me, wait for the knock.

 

[Ophelia]

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We absolutely do not need any of those, Patrick. We have a surplus of “creatives” who think they don’t need a day job to make ends meet while they try to win the creatives lottery and make it big.

The last time a bunch of actors and artists whined about moving to Canada if their politician didn’t win, I read an article about how Canada was rejecting applications by creatives because they have enough of them. That probably goes double for the US.

He has proudly stated that he doesn't read

I thought he bragged about not rereading. Either way, he’s lying; he doesn’t read books.

 

[Sir Dank-a-Lot]

When it comes to actually reading books, we all know that Patrick is fat.

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

now taking bets that pat suddenly tweets about the epic amount of books he's read recently and how he has read more than anyone he dislikes