Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 25.7%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 63 17.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 144 39.0%

  • Total voters
    369
Idk if this is even worth posting but Ron Coleman made a 7 min. live-streamed vertical phone video while he was waiting for “Rick Rekieta’s thing to start”. Ron was clearly regretting his decision to attend “I don’t even know why I’m here…”



I do wonder if this will result in some damage for Nick now that people can see for themselves what a Rekieta superfan looks like in 2023. Rekieta's image before last summer was that he was a Youtube content creator on legal issues that was actually entertaining.

Ron Coleman, who actually practices law at a high level, must have been looking at the people in the audience and saying "Why the hell am I here? What benefit to me is there from these people knowing who I am?"

My stereotype of someone who watches legal content, even from a creator like Nick who's more on the entertaining side, is that they really ought to be more highbrow than the average YT watcher. These people.... I don't even need to ask what their education level is or anything. I can look at most of them and they look like they crawled right off the Ralphaswamp onto the plane to Vegas. These are the people who watch Nick talk about packing suitcases full of sex toys or Nick gush over Camelot's alleged sexcapades and think it's the best content he's ever done. It answers quite a few questions for me, frankly.

I thought what I'm about to say is unfair, so I double checked the Ralphamania crowd shots.

It's sad to say but true: the average Ethan Ralph superfan looks more put together than the average Rekieta superfan. I guess you could argue it's a draw.

I did not catch anyone in the Ralphamania video who was toothless.

It's such a bad scene that I didn't even feel comfortable this morning to even mock them until I saw the screenshot indicating that, according to Locals superposter Carimachet, Nick was talking shit about David Schneider's disabled son with Down's Syndrome. That kid had no choice of the state he was born in. There were audience members there who had a choice to put the money they dropped at a hat to head to Vegas when Rekieta announced he was going there towards getting dentures or whatever, and they still chose to rock up to the Ahern ballroom missing nearly half their front teeth.


Nick was musing about doing shows, including a Vegas show, in the last months of 2022.

It is hard not to notice that coincides with the start of his Locals era, the thirstposting, and Rekieta bragging about how his audience had gone from under 10% female on YT pre-2022 to 50% on his Locals.

Given that he has gone to Hedonism II and the Gay 90s, and the interactions on stream and in the Locals chat, it is also hard not to speculate that even if they are not active swingers who have sex with other people, at the very least he or his wife love flirting with other people.

So I do believe Nick's "win condition" was being fêted as a celebrity by large numbers of reasonably attractive 25-45 year old women. He probably thought that for every woman who posted her ass on Locals, there were a dozen who didn't do so but would be on the first flight to Vegas. Based on the pictures here, unless the rape scene in Deliverance really gets him going, he probably was disappointed by the turnout dominated by Duck Dynasty extras who look like they just came out of the Ralphs' land in Caldwell Parish.


Rekieta was talking about doing multiple events, like one every couple months. I'd be surprised if he's ever going to do any more on his own again this year. He's already said he's piggybacking off a Dick Masterson meetup in Philly in April and I suspect that'll be it.
I think Nick really lost some goodwill with Ron here... Given how much influence he has over Joe, I would not be surprised if he got a bit of a warning and admonishment...

Also check 5.35 in Ron's video. Someone in the crowd yells 'It's a Jewish bibi!' (Assuming this is a reference to Netanyahu). Ron does NOT look happy... Sounds like Nick invited him out, and then ghosted him in a sea of strangers...

EDIT: More follow-up from Ron:

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You win - this is hilarious!

Some updates:

1) New pic. This is SaneMillennial (with Nick) from Locals
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2) This is pretty funny...
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3) Cari making fun of the Downs kid who Nick joked about last night. She is beyond awful.
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4) Video will be uploaded. (Bet he deletes the part making fun of the Downs kid.)
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5) Pretty much...
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Edit: Grammar

More... Sally in the house (she posted these).

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Something something taking shirts off to sign autographs on chests.

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The resident manlet...
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Seeing Sally dressed up like this, taking care of herself to at least some degree seeing that her hair is done and weight is managed... I feel bad for her. She could be a relatively respectable and well aged older woman, but her lack of self respect has ruined it. She's such a broken woman that she feels the need to post degrading photos of herself for validation when she should be able to get it from people in her real life. There's no reason she should be doing this to herself.
 

Sally identifies her partners for the evening's spit-roast?

Those have got to be some fake ass titties, no? She doesn't appear to be wearing a bra here, and yet they don't even appear to have the natural sag that you'll see on a twenty year old woman's breasts.

Presumably, men whose sexual experience comes primarily from fapping to porn would find this attractive? As somebody who's never actually seen a breast that's been modified through surgery in real life, they look really off-putting to me. Wouldn't it be like having sex with one of those huge japanese silicone sex dolls?
 
Sally identifies her partners for the evening's spit-roast?

Those have got to be some fake ass titties, no? She doesn't appear to be wearing a bra here, and yet they don't even appear to have the natural sag that you'll see on a twenty year old woman's breasts.

Presumably, men whose sexual experience comes primarily from fapping to porn would find this attractive? As somebody who's never actually seen a breast that's been modified through surgery in real life, they look really off-putting to me. Wouldn't it be like having sex with one of those huge japanese silicone sex dolls?
Some dresses have built in bras, but the padding is thin. This means women with tough or prominent nipples will have their nipples show through. The third picture has shadowing around her top that makes me believe it's a thin built in bra.
 
More... Sally in the house (she posted these).

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Something something taking shirts off to sign autographs on chests.

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The resident manlet...
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I’m pretty sure I’ve seen her somewhere before.. kinda hard to put my finger on it..

Oh wait

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PS: shirtless rekieta is like the gay, off Broadway version of Edward Norton in Fight Club
 
That's some nice body language analysis that we all know Nick really loves. I'm surprised the collective autismo powers of the forum didn't comment on Nick's sitting posture. Of all the 4 on the lawn chairs, Nick is the only one whose legs and feet are splayed inward like a newborn deer. What an effeminate posture.

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That may be effeminate but he’s also probably already mostly wasted and high on whatever dick gave him (heh)
All those fans in those pictures and not a single fuckable woman that’s pretty much exactly what I expected. Well other than branca’s wife but her I’d bang just to petty
 
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More... Sally in the house (she posted these).

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Something something taking shirts off to sign autographs on chests.

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The resident manlet...
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Good god, drink some water you crusty cooze.
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What's up with his fupa? I thought it was razor burn at first but now I'm not so sure.
Cesarian scars after hysterical pregnancy.
 
Nick can't say these things himself, but he obviously agrees with them if he's letting this fedposting retard post obviously illegal death and rape threats on his behalf. Assuming this sick psychopath isn't just a Nick sock.

Otherwise, why is he tolerating this obviously illegal behavior?
I agree! I thought he supported free speech, but he's already banned people over their speech if he thinks it'll hurt his business. If he knows about it, I can only assume that he supports the message, or otherwise thinks it's a net positive to his brand. Very sad!
 
I agree! I thought he supported free speech, but he's already banned people over their speech if he thinks it'll hurt his business. If he knows about it, I can only assume that he supports the message, or otherwise thinks it's a net positive to his brand. Very sad!
By curating the content he would no longer be protected by Section 230, if he were the provider. He is implicitly approving these statements by not removing them. By banning users prior to this he set that precedent.
 
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