Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[biggacracka]

Looks like we have the first pic of him post-stroke #(2?)
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Behold my autistic artistic talent
one version has added drool

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Hey, wasn't Jack using erythritol back when he was pretending to give a shit about his keto diet?

Artificial sweetener erythritol linked to heart attacks and strokes

The sweetener, called erythritol, caused blood clots in mice and and is linked with higher numbers of deaths in people

www.newscientist.com

Literally just read this article and this faggot was the first thing I thought about.

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He's going to die there. Or he'll be there longer than a couple weeks.

Looks like we have the first pic of him post-stroke #(2?)
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Right side of his face is droopier than it was. This is going to be good when he tries to come back. Guy will have to take speech therapy to learn to speak properly again.

 

[biggacracka]

Guy will have to take speech therapy to learn to speak properly again.

I think you mean pray to Jesus for it to be fixed magically and then celebrates his "recovery" when he can produce on half-assed sound like he did that one time he held his arm "up"
Edit: typos

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

He's literally too brain-damaged and retarded even to talk.

That bitmoji is tarded x gay = gaytarded?

And yeah if this is his "best" I wouldn't expect any new videos.

BRB gonna get a footlong meatball marinara with extra sauce.

 

[Preciate it youtube]

Oof. Imagine Tammy pushing a spoon and bowl into each of Jack's claws, clicking them in place like a lego man. Whatever awaits us will be among the bleakest forms of entertainment ever known.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

He looks like he is melting.

 

[Tiresome]

June 22, Hendersonville TN. The McDonalds on Township Drive. It's a busy midday but you finally pull up to the speaker, ready to order your cheeseburger and Dr Pepper and head back to work. You roll down your window, letting the humid early-summer air in, the intercom crackles with the minimum wage teenager greeting you, and suddenly from the large white truck behind you hear, bellowing and nearly incoherent...

"FUH BIGH MUCKSS! FUFF BUFH MUHHGUSS! TUMMY, DRUFF CLOGHSER! FUGH BIGUH MUGHHSSSSS!!!!"

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

Wind blows, a crow screams: 'Both'.

Is this the end of Jack's saga?

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Both sides? Holy fucking shit. Sounds like God really really tried to kill Jack, but the Wendigo prevailed. Should've tried ol' fashioned smiting.

 

[densedance]

I am surely God played Careless Whisper when his Arteries shit hit the fan.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

Both sides? Holy fucking shit. Sounds like God really really tried to kill Jack, but the Wendigo prevailed. Should've tried ol' fashioned smiting.

Don't cry because Jack lost use of both sides, smile because the Wendigo gained use of both of them...

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Don't cry because Jack lost use of both sides, smile because the Wendigo gained use of both of them...

So is it the Wendigo who's sending these messages? Makes sense.

Has anybody seen Hammy recently? Maybe the Wendigo finally ate her. Either that or she's too busy finally getting railed by Jim Traynor and his brother all over the house.

 

[Dirty Harry]

Dam, a few more weeks without his cooking.

Which is saving lives and future stroke victims.

For having a major stroke, he actually still talks well although his right side is certainly impacted.

Do yourself a favor. Don't become a fat slob.... Don't be a Jack or a Lardass

 

[Charlie Delicious]

Jack is finally the Edgar suit from MiB

 

[stets]

Tammy’s having a nervous breakdown, apparently.

 

[SteveGoatman]

Tammy’s having a nervous breakdown, apparently.
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What an ass. Lady could be alone, scared out of her mind, in pain, confused, mentally ill etc and Jack's first thought is "what an annoying bitch" and STILL thought he should post that to FB. I understand he also could be scared and had a knee jerk reaction...but then don't post that publicly and say you have "mixed emotions".

Eat shit, Jack.

 

[Dirty Harry]

How many times has Jack gotten food poisoning like salmonella?

 

[biggacracka]

Tammy’s having a nervous breakdown, apparently.
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Imagine being stuck in a hospital/nursing home and the guy next door is a drooling 300+lbs wendigo-possessed grease elemental than can only muster words like "gud", "meat", and "hungy"
I would scream HELP too.

edit: typos

edit 2: I'm retarded and didn't read Jack's post in whole. I thought the woman was screming HELP when she saw him and he was heartbroken that someone would be scared by his appearance.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

How many times has Jack gotten food poisoning like salmonella?

At this point Jack is salmonella.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Tammy’s having a nervous breakdown, apparently.
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Jack you're in a nursing facility half the people in your building have some form of Dementia or Alzheimer's. Here's the people you'll meet.

Group 1: The confused they usually are yelling for help because they have no God damn idea where they are.

Group 2: The lucid they know who they just they might think it's 1975 and they shape their reality around that.

Group 3: The Walkers they just walk around all day usually never saying a word just walking in a Haze.

Group 4: The Comatose they just lay in bed or are brought out to sit in a special recliner so they're out of the room once and in a while. They never say a word look like they're staring into the void.

Group 5: The Screamers they just scream the poor things are frightened and have no other response.

Group 6: The Violent ones they walk around talk to themselves and get violent if said no to anything.

After healing in one of these places I vowed if ever diagnosed with dementia or alzheimer's I'm offing myself no way I'm going down that road.