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Why go with Buffalo Bill when we have an eminently more obvious cultural touchstone for this very situation?
Edit: immanence vs eminence.
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Tasty Tatty said:
His mom is his only reference, I doubt he would want to fuck his mom. I hope. That's all he knows of women: porn and his mother.
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How many times was that said about chris chan? You see the implications it's giving off and what they mean. This really is worrying that this is going to go from funny to a criminal case very quickly.
 
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All right, ALL RIGHT! If Keffals wants to join and does something funny I'll be sort of nice about it. I won't be that nice and will still call him Lucas but I can't forget the reason for the website, to laugh at goofy shit. The insane amount of rage that would come from Keffals showing up and laughing at Ralph or something would make it all worth it. They can't even make the Star Wars comparison because Null already did that on MATI.
 
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BillTheButcher said:
1) Nobody announces they are going to fucking rehab.
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Bam Margera, although the success rate there will likely be the same as keffals'. Quit early, often, ruin at least two "relationships" and hopefully die while blaming all your problems on others.
 
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Haramburger said:
Bam Margera, although the success rate there will likely be the same as keffals'. Quit early, often, ruin at least two "relationships" and hopefully die while blaming all your problems on others.
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Fucking bam margera. The thing that pisses me off the most about that bum is that he LOVES to hinge on the "Im fucked up, but nobody understands and are ganging up against me" as if Steve-o didn't go arguably through a worst and more self destructive addiction (steveo was hours away from offing himself), and got the same ultimatum from the cast. Dude is in the clinical denial/narcissism stage of addiction, and I dont think he has the maturity/self-reflection to escape it.
 
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Eggman's Ghost said:
I know this site is full of silly boys doing silly boy things but I may have to challenge y'all on this one. A low v-neck white top is not exactly a unique piece of fashion for women. You could find something like that in pretty much any store, which is a more likely explanation as to why Lucas and his mom have a similar shirt.
That's not to say he's NOT actively skinwalking his mom because he probably is, but this one shirt isn't necessarily a great example.
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As a true and honest wooman hooman, it’s not just the shirt. It’s the look. As the kids would say, the aesthetic. It might be a chick thing but when I look at the picture of Lucas with his mom next to each other, her in the white top and black skirt - it’s not the outfit. It’s the aesthetic.

I would bet money on momma Roberts having similar if not almost identical mannerisms that Keffals displays.
 
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Neil said:
HOLY FUCKING SHIT LUCAS IS FUCKING SKINWALKING HIS OWN MOTHER WHAT THE FUCK
THIS IS SOME BUFFALO BILL SHIT
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Imagine being his mom, seeing that he's skinwalking you, then stumbling upon his fart porn dominatrix career and coming to the horrifying realization that he's literally trying to become you so he can do porn as you.

Chris just physically raped his elderly mother. Keffals is trying to rape his mother's identity and existence. I can't even come up with an appropriate metaphor to describe how many layers of irony he is above Chris.
 
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I'm Just A Worm said:
The allegations of wrongdoings on Lucas Roberts (Keffals) are piling up from all sides. Sometimes it can be hard to keep track of the extent of Lucas's transgressions - Ableism, Racism, Lying, etc. I've made a convenient series of avatars to help with this.

Please let me know if there's any allegations that need to be added. Keffals is a secret Nazi and I'm literally shakin RN.

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Fat.
 
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F13 Key said:
Imagine being his mom, seeing that he's skinwalking you, then stumbling upon his fart porn dominatrix career and coming to the horrifying realization that he's literally trying to become you so he can do porn as you.

Chris just physically raped his elderly mother. Keffals is trying to rape his mother's identity and existence. I can't even come up with an appropriate metaphor to describe how many layers of irony he is above Chris.
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Ain't it wild when you think about how over the top Chris Chan was that this somehow is worse? That's what really is throwing me off right now that you see that if he could, Lucas would probably eat his mom's soul and enter her body.
 
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F13 Key said:
Imagine being his mom, seeing that he's skinwalking you, then stumbling upon his fart porn dominatrix career and coming to the horrifying realization that he's literally trying to become you so he can do porn as you.
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Cathy encouraged this, she can reap what she's sown as far as I'm concerned.
 
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