The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[glad vlad]

Meanwhile, on the other side of the mountain, a few developments have taken place regarding our black Ranchers.

Courtney has been arrested for stalking and petty theft, and Nicole with Felony menacing and Fraud.

All of their complaints seem to be part of an ongoing war with a neighbour, over what it is not clear, but these are apparently extremely volatile and paranoid people.

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Here’s the link to the Denver Post article

“Modern-day KKK assault” or bitter dispute between neighbors: What’s going on at Freedom Acres Ranch?

A review of court filings and interviews paints a more complicated picture of the situation in the small community 40 minutes east of Colorado Springs.

www.denverpost.com

And also a podcast which just popped up, I haven’t listened to it yet.

The Ranching-While-Black Case Goes Viral

The Mallery family claims that white neighbors are making life hell at the Freedom Acres ranch, and that police are part of the problem.

slate.com

Wow, man.

This is some really unbelievable shit. Do these people have a thread?

That Denver Post article is pretty even-handed, it sounds like the Mallerys are paranoid cranks who see racism and KKK hoods everywhere. What is really wild is the general black activist response. Like these are clearly not your guys if you want some victims to champion. They are egregious liars and there are receipts for their lies:

In one event, in April 2021, Nicole Mallery allegedly kicked a sheriff’s deputy repeatedly in his legs and bit him on his forearm, according to a summary of the encounter. She was charged with second-degree assault of a peace officer and received a two-year deferred sentence, court records show.

In body-camera video, Nicole Mallery can be heard calling one of the Black sheriff’s deputies a “field negro” and other personnel “white trash” and Klu Klux Klan members.

Nicole Mallery was taken to the hospital, where she told doctors that the cops “broke her shoulder and choked her out until she was unconscious.” The footage of the arrest that was released did not appear to show these events, nor are they detailed anywhere else in the police reports.

At Friday’s rally, Nicole Mallery told The Post that she hadn’t seen the video. Glover, her husband’s attorney, said law enforcement typically only puts out a curated selection of evidence to support their position.

But in current year, it appears to literally not matter. You can just threaten to kill a father and son checking out a cool snake on the public roadway adjacent to your property for "trespassing on your property" and the NAACP will hold a grift rally for your trauma.

I checked out the transcript of that Slate podcast. (Archive.)

It is insanity. I don't even know what to quote. It's just lies, lies, lies, lies. If you only listened to this podcast and didn't read anything else, you would come away believing that the Klan is out to drive the Mallerys off their land.

Small example, they play a clip where the husband of the crazy black paranoiacs claims that one of his animals was poisoned. (This transcript is by AI, so I don't know how accurate it is.)

Jason Johnson: We must say local authorities are telling a different story. They’re alleging that the Mallery are harassing and stalking their neighbors. How are the police claiming that this couple is somehow waging a harassment campaign against their neighbors?

Ezekiel Walker: That’s the crazy part because both of them are allegedly slinging somewhat of the same allegations towards each other about stalking and about harassment and about, you know, maybe you shouldn’t be on my property this time or you are on my property, you know. They’ve taken cameras on each other’s property to film each other. So there’s been a lot of ugliness to this whole thing for the last two years because 470 calls have been made to the same sheriff’s department. Obviously, a lot’s been done in two years. And on February 7th, Courtney was arrested on felony stalking, petty theft and tampering with a utility meter. Now, I say that to say, you know, he was arrested for that. And sure, there’s going to be a case filed later for that actual dispute.

Ezekiel Walker: But a large part of what’s happening for him and for Nicole is that they’re not being responded to in the same amount of urgency. And we know this within you don’t have to be in a rural area. You can be in the inner city or anywhere to know. Police typically respond slower to black calls, unfortunately. But for them, they’re trying to get, you know, necessarily a restraining order. They had a temporary protection order in December 2021 alleging that Theresa Clark was just, you know, the light. The white neighbor was chasing her in a vehicle, stalking and pointing guns. But nothing was done to her. You know, she wasn’t brought in for questioning. So a lot of what we’re seeing is that kind of like one sidedness to the police and what they’re doing to the Mallery in this particular case.

The way this is phrased, man. Any claim against the Mallerys is an allegation, any claim by the Mallerys is a fact.

The way this Walker guy talks is also wild, it's like how people talk when they're lying and spinning their wheels until they come up with an angle.

Anyway, this is bad news for America not collapsing into a nightmare, but great news for those of us jonesing for a new ranch drama to follow if the Tranch dries up.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

NEW SQUATTER ALERT
Apparently according to Bonnie there’s a NEW party of squatters on the tranch. Penny claims to not be involved. How they can stand to be in the house of amhole stench and cat piss, I don’t know.

Post I missed yesterday in which Bonnie references us. [A]


Mod Edit:
Who were these squatters? Sovereign citizens? Opportunistic transphobes? The alpaca uprising?
The answer may (or may not at all) shock you!

 

[Temperance]

NEW SQUATTER ALERT
Apparently according to Bonnie there’s a NEW party of squatters on the tranch. Penny claims to not be involved. How they can stand to be in the house of amhole stench and cat piss, I don’t know.
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Post I missed yesterday in which Bonnie references us. [A]
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What a twist! I really wasn't expecting something like this.
[archive]

There is a new party of squatters on the ranch property right now
Penny insists on not being involved
We have no idea of their political alignment or motivation
At least with TUR there was a loose arrangement
The authorities are currently working on this matter

The current theory is sovereign citizens taking advantage of the situation
As per usual the Custer County Sheriff's department is useless (I did not call them on TUR) and we need to acquire the appropriate documentation to get them removed, should be handled tomorrow

I very strongly doubt that some random squatters / sovereign citizens have occupied the Tranch out of nowhere. Someone's lying, whether that's Bonnie or Penny... I'm not sure. Gayops afoot, maybe? The Tranch is out in rural Colorado, for God's sake! And it was occupied by heavily-armed troons up until a few weeks ago!

Alternatively, maybe this is revenge from Fedposter J or one of the field troons (like the currently MIA @TransgirlTac). I could see them being pissed off and telling some of their Denver Antifa friends that the Tranch is fair game for squatting. Bonnie's shown that he's too much of a coward to confront anyone, after all.
We'll have to wait and see, I guess!

 

[Humbert Humbert]

What a twist! I really wasn't expecting something like this.
[archive]
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I very strongly doubt that some random squatters / sovereign citizens have occupied the Tranch out of nowhere. Someone's lying, whether that's Bonnie or Penny... I'm not sure. Gayops afoot, maybe? The Tranch is out in rural Colorado, for God's sake! And it was occupied by heavily-armed troons up until a few weeks ago!

Alternatively, maybe this is revenge from Fedposter J or one of the field troons (like the currently MIA @TransgirlTac). I could see them being pissed off and telling some of their Denver Antifa friends that the Tranch is fair game for squatting. Bonnie's shown that he's too much of a coward to confront anyone, after all.
We'll have to wait and see, I guess!

Maybe we’ll get Waco after all. I was assuming that it was probably related to the previous residents, considering it’s in the middle of nowhere, relatively unknown about, and most of all, reeks of cat piss and biohazards (and the ghosts of alpacas running rampant). The last part tells me that only a troon could handle living there, because anybody else would have passed out in the doorway on their way in. Also, thanks for updating the thread with Bonnie’s reply to it!

 

[Bob_]

What an amazing twist to this macbethean drama!

TUR Battleon One may finally see some action!!!

Lock and load boys! We got some dirty hippie squatters to wrassel!!!!!

 

[Ghostse]

What a twist! I really wasn't expecting something like this.
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I very strongly doubt that some random squatters / sovereign citizens have occupied the Tranch out of nowhere. Someone's lying, whether that's Bonnie or Penny... I'm not sure. Gayops afoot, maybe? The Tranch is out in rural Colorado, for God's sake! And it was occupied by heavily-armed troons up until a few weeks ago!

Alternatively, maybe this is revenge from Fedposter J or one of the field troons (like the currently MIA @TransgirlTac). I could see them being pissed off and telling some of their Denver Antifa friends that the Tranch is fair game for squatting. Bonnie's shown that he's too much of a coward to confront anyone, after all.
We'll have to wait and see, I guess!

Earl's Militia has seized the land.

 

[AssignedEva]

What a twist! I really wasn't expecting something like this.
[archive]
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I very strongly doubt that some random squatters / sovereign citizens have occupied the Tranch out of nowhere. Someone's lying, whether that's Bonnie or Penny... I'm not sure. Gayops afoot, maybe? The Tranch is out in rural Colorado, for God's sake! And it was occupied by heavily-armed troons up until a few weeks ago!

Alternatively, maybe this is revenge from Fedposter J or one of the field troons (like the currently MIA @TransgirlTac). I could see them being pissed off and telling some of their Denver Antifa friends that the Tranch is fair game for squatting. Bonnie's shown that he's too much of a coward to confront anyone, after all.
We'll have to wait and see, I guess!

Yeah my money's on Jarrod. He was working with some rural Colorado based antifa eco collective or something, they were sending him seeds and gardening supplies and he was doing "trades" with them. He's also a missing piece in the puzzle because he doesn't seem to have moved to Penny's grandparents' homestead and has been very off radar.

My working theory is he got abandoned on the Tranch, pending Bonnie eviction, to look after the remaining animals that weren't taken by the polycule or rehomed (yet to see any evidence or acknowledgement of alpaca or other animals actually being rehomed - Bonnie claims to have been told it was going on but presumably has no idea), couldn't manage to look after those animals even to Tranch standards by himself, called his friends for help and then moved them in.

I can't wait to see how this develops

 

[Gengar]

What the fuck is he actually talking about, genuinely? He's talking about it like it's some government or military operation. What a weird LARP.

ETA: (https://twitter.com/EntrancingStars/status/1630549584157245442) (Archive)

 

[break these cuffs]

What the fuck is he actually talking about, genuinely? He's talking about it like it's some government or military operation. What a weird LARP.

ETA: (https://twitter.com/EntrancingStars/status/1630549584157245442) (Archive)

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When I saw Toren was headed to Colorado I immediately thought of the Tranch and come to see this post. Please let all the homeless dregs of the Rat King and Stinkditch subforums converge to create a Troonpocalypse.

 

[HackerX]

When I saw Toren was headed to Colorado I immediately thought of the Tranch and come to see this post. Please let all the homeless dregs of the Rat King and Stinkditch subforums converge to create a Troonpocalypse.

This is why half the shit that gets posted here is better than reality TV. I couldn't have dreamt up this recent predicament if I tried. It's only funnier that an absolute dumb-dumb like Paul is responsible for handling the situation.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

TRAN-NY WA-CO, TRAN-NY WA-CO, TRAN-NY WA-CO, let's gooooooooooo

 

[Dr. Funk]

The theory that Fedposter J has been abandoned on the tranch and has, in the absence of anyone to stop him, recruited a bunch of queerio malcontents to his larp and is squatting on Boner's land is by far the most hysterical scenario. So for sheer comedy and happenings potential, I hope it's true. However, what evidence do we actually have, aside from tweets, that there are actually ANY squatters on the ranch at all? They pulled this crap with the Earl attacks before, so it might not be below Fat Paul to try something similar again, to drum up interest in his ongoing attempts at a tranch exposé.

 

[Oxyjen]

Yeah my money's on Jarrod. He was working with some rural Colorado based antifa eco collective or something, they were sending him seeds and gardening supplies and he was doing "trades" with them. He's also a missing piece in the puzzle because he doesn't seem to have moved to Penny's grandparents' homestead and has been very off radar.

My working theory is he got abandoned on the Tranch, pending Bonnie eviction, to look after the remaining animals that weren't taken by the polycule or rehomed (yet to see any evidence or acknowledgement of alpaca or other animals actually being rehomed - Bonnie claims to have been told it was going on but presumably has no idea), couldn't manage to look after those animals even to Tranch standards by himself, called his friends for help and then moved them in.

I can't wait to see how this develops

This seems like the most likely explanation. If it’s not Jarod and friends then it may be the paramilitary anarchist type troons that Penny was attracting, acting on their own.

Excellent little twist, just when things had gone a bit quiet.

This is some really unbelievable shit. Do these people have a thread?

They don’t have a thread, and probably don’t count as traditional lolcows because they’re not personally online. I just threw in a few updates on them here, since it’s similar subject matter.
But as you rightly say, it’s really eye opening to see the factual and sober Denver Post article compared to the fantastical GFM claims and the uncritical reporting of it. I mean the GFM even claims their ranch hand was murdered in cold blood.
Thanks for posting the transcript. $200,000 raised?

That was factual at least.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

What the fuck is he actually talking about, genuinely? He's talking about it like it's some government or military operation. What a weird LARP.

I love how the tranch and his days of living there are over, yet he carries on acting like everything involving it is a military operation.

This is why half the shit that gets posted here is better than reality TV. I couldn't have dreamt up this recent predicament if I tried. It's only funnier that an absolute dumb-dumb like Paul is responsible for handling the situation.

Honestly, it really is. The entire KGIU is a one big soap opera reality television thing. I will never forget Bonnie running away with Alyssa that fateful night in September of 2021.

TRAN-NY WA-CO, TRAN-NY WA-CO, TRAN-NY WA-CO, let's gooooooooooo

I hate you, I read that like a cheerleader chant and now it’s gonna be stuck in my head all day.
Reminds me of this old meme

 

[SlaanyChaser]

Oh god oh fuck the alpacas got into the gun storage and are reclaiming the land

 

[Procopius]

You know you're a failure when even other troons laugh at you behind your back

https://twitter.com/FutaBettyFord/status/1629879494843711488

https://archive.is/Mozu6

Elle

https://twitter.com/FutaBettyFord

Rain

https://twitter.com/EstroRain

And some random gives a hint ar what may be happening

 

[AssignedEva]

What the fuck is he actually talking about, genuinely? He's talking about it like it's some government or military operation. What a weird LARP.

ETA: (https://twitter.com/EntrancingStars/status/1630549584157245442) (Archive)

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The squatters are queer? Jarrod! Jarrod! Jarrod!

This is why half the shit that gets posted here is better than reality TV. I couldn't have dreamt up this recent predicament if I tried. It's only funnier that an absolute dumb-dumb like Paul is responsible for handling the situation.

I legitimately peaked a few of my friends by introducing them to this thread and getting them to skim highlights under the guise of "like Real Housewives, but jucier"

 

[Ghostse]

Oh god oh fuck the alpacas got into the gun storage and are reclaiming the land

This but its Zombie alpacas against trannies

 

[Jack Awful]

NEW SQUATTER ALERT
Apparently according to Bonnie there’s a NEW party of squatters on the tranch. Penny claims to not be involved. How they can stand to be in the house of amhole stench and cat piss, I don’t know.
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Housing the homeless is probably the most beneficial the tranch has ever been to the less privileged.

 

[Spunt]

If it really is Jarrod holed up in the Tranch, things could get really spicy. Penny was all talk, but Jarrod is fucking crazy and is by far the most likely of the crew to do something rash.