Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Ophelia]

now taking bets that pat suddenly tweets about the epic amount of books he's read recently and how he has read more than anyone he dislikes

“I read everything by Rebecca Roanhorse, N. K. Jemisin, and Tahereh Mafi in one day, child.”

 

[Table Country]

now taking bets that pat suddenly tweets about the epic amount of books he's read recently and how he has read more than anyone he dislikes

Better yet, some retard will text Fatrick, mocking the fact that he doesn't actually read for several messages and Fat will predictably answer each with "I do read stalker, unlike you, enjoy prison" and then somebody will post these texts in a series of screencaps and it'll get tonnes of winner stickers despite not being funny.

 

[Broadside]

Better yet, some retard will text Fatrick, mocking the fact that he doesn't actually read for several messages and Fat will predictably answer each with "I do read stalker, unlike you, enjoy prison" and then somebody will post these texts in a series of screencaps and it'll get tonnes of winner stickers despite not being funny.

Some of us appreciate the endless texts to Pat. It's not about the content, it's about what the daily bombardment is doing to his blood pressure/sanity

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

his sanity

His what?

 

[Ophelia]

Some of us appreciate the endless texts to Pat. It's not about the content, it's about what the daily bombardment is doing to his blood pressure/sanity

I like them better when the long ones are under spoilers, but generally I am amused.

 

[Table Country]

Some of us appreciate the endless texts to Pat. It's not about the content, it's about what the daily bombardment is doing to his blood pressure/sanity

I appreciate the Lizard King (god rest his soul) and Wookieposting, but texting Pat and telling him he's a fat liar is like calling Chris's house to scream JULAAAAAY.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

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Wow, Patirck, sounds like you want the White West to steal award-winning native artists and creatives from Nigeria which clearly needs them considering they're ranked 131st in GDP per capita (PPP) and which is only a third of the global average. You just did a heckin' imperialisms, buddy.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Has anyone asked the Nigerians if they want oogie back? I mean, Nigeria's got enough problems already, and more than enough scam artists.

 

[Maude Snew]

Has anyone asked the Nigerians if they want oogie back? I mean, Nigeria's got enough problems already, and more than enough scam artists.

What, they run out of black on black violence and need to borrow some from Detroit? Nah, they got this.

 

[Broadside]

I appreciate the Lizard King (god rest his soul) and Wookieposting, but texting Pat and telling him he's a fat liar is like calling Chris's house to scream JULAAAAAY.

Oh yeah there's an artform to it, otherwise like you say it's just endless "Lol you're in debt fatty".
But sometimes he slips up or something reveals itself- Remember how he accidentally copy+pasted that Torque Wheeler screed during a text spat? That little slip-up exposed his secret Automanic blog and Twitter account and brought more milk as a result.

We abide by the banality of the endless aTalking because it occasionally throws up some random chaos that proves to be gold. It's like that Bible verse about the rotting lion with honey or something

"And he said unto them, Out of the eater came forth meat, And out of the strong came forth sweetness."

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

@FROG has pulled in over a million dollars in comics, is an excellent artist, and is a better writer than Patrick can ever hope to be. Also, do not refer to him as fat; Patrick is fat. Mr. van Sciver is pleasantly plump.

He also hasn't abandoned his children.

 

[Dean Pentel]

@FROG has pulled in over a million dollars in comics, is an excellent artist, and is a better writer than Patrick can ever hope to be. Also, do not refer to him as fat; Patrick is fat. Mr. van Sciver is pleasantly plump.

@FROG is a fucking faggot who supports other fat faggots that'd pimp their children out for clout. I strongly dislike that man but still recommend those that don't agree with me have the courtesy to give him a better compliment than stating he's a better writer than Patrick.

I appreciate the Lizard King (god rest his soul) and Wookieposting, but texting Pat and telling him he's a fat liar is like calling Chris's house to scream JULAAAAAY.

So...funny, you mean?

 

[bile demon]

Current thread theme song:

 

[Chef Red Pill]

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Pig is once again inciting violence and dehumanizing people for holding different political views. Pretty sure this tweet violates some sort of twitter rule about encouraging harassment but I'm not going to report him because I'm not a faggot.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

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Pig is once again inciting violence and dehumanizing people for holding different political views. Pretty sure this tweet violates some sort of twitter rule about encouraging harassment but I'm not going to report him because I'm not a faggot.

If the old owners were still around that would lock his account until he paid another $5k, Now with Elon in charge that's a few days in twitter jail.

@FROG is a fucking faggot who supports other fat faggots that'd pimp their children out for clout. I strongly dislike that man but still recommend those that don't agree with me have the courtesy to give him a better compliment than stating he's a better writer than Patrick.

So...funny, you mean?

His books are equally as bad.

He also hasn't abandoned his children.

If he had any he'd just pimp them out.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

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Pig is once again inciting violence and dehumanizing people for holding different political views. Pretty sure this tweet violates some sort of twitter rule about encouraging harassment but I'm not going to report him because I'm not a faggot.

Fat Rick's coming awfully close to tweeting the magic words that opened the floodgates of torrential shit for Ralph. How did that tweet go again? It went something like "Everything's fair game."

 

[Throwing Romans]

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Pig is once again inciting violence and dehumanizing people for holding different political views. Pretty sure this tweet violates some sort of twitter rule about encouraging harassment but I'm not going to report him because I'm not a faggot.

once again proving that the only thing Fat is capable of conserving is his (substantial) weight and gravity for those orbiting him

 

[Maude Snew]

once again proving that the only thing Fat is capable of conserving is his (substantial) weight and gravity for those orbiting him

Conservation of mass, it's the law, child.

 

[Broadside]

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Pig is once again inciting violence and dehumanizing people for holding different political views. Pretty sure this tweet violates some sort of twitter rule about encouraging harassment but I'm not going to report him because I'm not a faggot.

The only thing more pathetic than being a reply guy is being a failed reply guy

 

[Schwarzwald]

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Pig is once again inciting violence and dehumanizing people for holding different political views. Pretty sure this tweet violates some sort of twitter rule about encouraging harassment but I'm not going to report him because I'm not a faggot.

That restaurant? Hooligan's.
That insane woman? Mama Raven.
That adult son? Patrick.