Where to move in the US to avoid humidity?

There is pretty much zero overlap in the Venn diagram that you've given. It sounds like you want England with AR-15s which just doesn't exist in the US. The Pacific Northwest used to be what you want, but shitlibs took over the state governments and sent prices sky-high. If you're willing to compromise on cold winters and slightly more muggy days, that opens up a lot of the northern tier of the US. If you absolutely will not compromise on having any more muggy days than London or Paris get, but you are willing to either spend more or deal with less land, then northern Idaho or the northwest corner of Montana are pretty much the only reasonable options, but the winters can get quite cold. If that's still not acceptable, you're out of options.
 
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Spasticus Autisticus said:
There is pretty much zero overlap in the Venn diagram that you've given. It sounds like you want England with AR-15s which just doesn't exist in the US. The Pacific Northwest used to be what you want, but shitlibs took over the state governments and sent prices sky-high. If you're willing to compromise on cold winters and slightly more muggy days, that opens up a lot of the northern tier of the US. If you absolutely will not compromise on having any more muggy days than London or Paris get, but you are willing to either spend more or deal with less land, then northern Idaho or the northwest corner of Montana are pretty much the only reasonable options, but the winters can get quite cold. If that's still not acceptable, you're out of options.
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He's being way too fucking picky. I'd literally love to be somewhere like any of those. I could deal with the Snowy Winters and Hot summers no problem. In fact I think a large climate variation is pretty cool, though I've heard it can be tough on cars? Causing rust due to constant shifting throughout the years. Don't quote me on that one, but that's the only downside I can possibly assume.

He can either take those states which have that type of climate, or deal with the Libshit ones. Personally if you're that autistic that you fucking value something trivial like fucking climate over how a place would actually effect your life socially and politically, you're out of fucking luck.
 
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DickCheeseEarCheeseBeyond said:
He can either take those states which have that type of climate, or deal with the Libshit ones. Personally if you're that autistic that you fucking value something trivial like fucking climate over how a place would actually effect your life socially and politically, you're out of fucking luck.
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"shit nigger, you can either be miserable because of the weather and your clothes and ballsack sticking to your skin, or you can be miserable because the state forced you to let your child cut his dick off. welcome to america!"
 
zuG said:
"shit nigger, you can either be miserable because of the weather and your clothes and ballsack sticking to your skin, or you can be miserable because the state forced you to let your child cut his dick off. welcome to america!"
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Alright either trolling, which pretty good attempt, or legitimately Autism. Nobody has this black and white level of thinking, unless tism or just flat out fucking not having basic education.

Either way, man the fuck up and stop being a bitch, you're exaggerating like fuck. Most of the climates are fine.
 
Check crime statistics, then see how many pawn shops, basketball courts, and KFC locations are around there.

Wait, what are we talking about, again?
 
Bad gun laws in Eurostan?
1. Kill your elected officials
2. Make better gun laws
3. ???
4. Profit, and now you don't have to live in humidity or whatever.
 
FuckedUpDeer said:
Impossible for a europeen.
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Western, and Northern European*
Shitted Scaredless said:
Don't come here it sucks.
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Regardless of whether it sucks or not, I think some autistic British or Swedish kid (whatever he is) will struggle hardcore over here in America. If he struggles socially and economically there, imagine how much harder it will be for the dude in America. He shouldn't even bother. It's not for him.
777Flux said:
Bad gun laws in Eurostan?
1. Kill your elected officials
2. Make better gun laws
3. ???
4. Profit, and now you don't have to live in humidity or whatever.
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The best bet for this guy is to learn Czech and move to the Czech Republic. Out of all European countries, they have at least some level of Gun freedom. He can also try Austria, Switzerland, Finland, or even Slovakia. But generally Czechia is called the "Texas of Europe"

Have fun learning a Slavic language though, it's not easy.
 
zuG said:
"shit nigger, you can either be miserable because of the weather and your clothes and ballsack sticking to your skin, or you can be miserable because the state forced you to let your child cut his dick off. welcome to america!"
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It's not that bad, unless you're doing literal outdoor manual labor for a living you'd barely notice it most of the time.
 
zuG said:

The closest I can find in AZ is something like this which has seasonal creeks but no real foliage. It's also still muggy in this area, but only relatively considering it gets up to 40C.
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Try looking closer to the Prescott area or the Flagstaff area.

goodbudweiser said:
most likely state based on most criteria and five minute autism search; Texas

least to most likely
1 Oregon/ Nebraska/ Utah
2 Wyoming/ South Dakota/ California/ Kansas/ New Mexico
3 Idaho/ Nevada/ Colorado
4 Arizona/ Oklahoma
5 Texas

this depends on what's most important to you though.
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Hard pass on Texas and Oklahoma if you're trying to avoid humidity.
 
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Arkansas hasn't been mentioned. It's not as muggy as most of the South, is arable, and for the most part, cheap compared to the rest of the country. It sounds like he wants to be by himself so being surrounded by Arkansans wouldn't be a problem.

Good luck, Eurofag, try sneaking in at Niagara Falls, even the wetbacks are becoming icebacks because it's so easy now.
 
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zuG said:
Muggy. I want to avoid hot, muggy misery that is almost everywhere in the US.
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Here you go m8.
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With that last one you can start an alpaca ranch.
 
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With a budget of half a million dollars, I am looking for:

  • Decent house.
  • 30 acres.
  • Fresh water source.
  • Climate suitable for self-sufficient living.
  • As little humidity as possible.
  • Good homeschooling laws.
  • Gun rights.
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I can't quote your post for whatever reason but I'll indulge your LARP; this budget is a stretch at best. Not only do you need to immigrate, but you need to acquire land with house or have house built (you don't have the tone of someone who can build a house), and set up generators and solar, water or wind power for it, prep the land for farming, construct animal shelter and/or farmed goods storage and buy farming implements and animals (unless you're just mouthing off about being "self sufficient"). It's 2023, not 2009.

Bitter cold and blizzards are tougher to be "self-sufficient" in than humidity, but you do you in your little thulean perspective esque fantasy.
 
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I lived in Wyoming for years, it was wonderful. Virtually no humidity in the summer, 80 degrees almost every day, super conservative politically, very pro gun rights. Only thing is the first snowfall of the season is in September and last snowfall is usually the first week of June. Winters are bitterly cold (-30 degrees F was common with 50+mph winds) and you measure snowfall in feet, not inches. I'm now living in a big city in the midwest and would go back out there in a heart beat.
 
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