Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 86 27.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 51 16.0%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 113 35.5%

  • Total voters
    318
Nick has never supported abortion, which has NEVER made logical sense to me.
Ah, abortion and Nick Rekieta...

Quick storytime: I always challenged Nick in my history in that fandom - before it got toxic on Locals. It was mostly sport and we both had fun arguing/debating. He liked that there was a "liberal" in the house. (I'm not THAT liberal but consider the crowd.)

But... abortion. A year or two ago I REALLY pissed him off by saying approx this:: Libertarians are super conflicted on abortion and his pro-life stand does not actually align with his political ideology.

And it doesn't, really:
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This is from Wiki. (Currently - as far as I can tell - the US Libertarian Party has no position on abortion.)

Anyway, he lost his motherfucking mind. The response was roughly this: 'How DARE you try to tell me what Libertarians believe!! There is NO contradiction and you're an idiot!'

It was SUCH a disproportionate reaction to my point. (It's why I remember it so clearly). I mean, who tf cares if he's not 100% Libertarian - are any Libertarians? Just own it. He didn't. Nicky got big mad.
 
Was this a horror themed convention? Why is Leatherface there?

Nick looks like rancid chicken. Keep your shirt on faggot.
I've never seen someone so skinny and yet so fat at the same time.
I always wondered what exactly "skinnyfat" meant, now I know. Nick is the definition of Skinny fat.

As for Sally she looks like a woman I know that used to do nude modeling. They're definitely bolt ons. And yeah her posting cringe lewds for the weirdos on Locals just screams low self esteem and "validate me!" it's fucking sad, a woman in her 50's posting tiddy shots to bait complements from simping strangers online has fucking issues.
I can't believe someone beat me to the "very disrespectful" meme :story:
 
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Ah, abortion and Nick Rekieta...

Quick storytime: I always challenged Nick in my history in that fandom - before it got toxic on Locals. It was mostly sport and we both had fun arguing/debating. He liked that there was a "liberal" in the house. (I'm not THAT liberal but consider the crowd.)

But... abortion. A year or two ago I REALLY pissed him off by saying approx this:: Libertarians are super conflicted on abortion and his pro-life stand does not actually align with his political ideology.

And it doesn't, really:
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This is from Wiki. (Currently - as far as I can tell - the US Libertarian Party has no position on abortion.)

Anyway, he lost his motherfucking mind. The response was roughly this: 'How DARE you try to tell me what Libertarians believe!! There is NO contradiction and you're an idiot!'

It was SUCH a disproportionate reaction to my point. (It's why I remember it so clearly). I mean, who tf cares if he's not 100% Libertarian - are any Libertarians? Just own it. He didn't. Nicky got big mad.
It’s pretty easy. I used to occasionally describe myself as a libertarian, back when it meant something more like being a Ron Paul fan than one of Naomi Wolf.

The idea is that even though a fetus is in a temporary state of dependency, they still have rights. Not here to argue it, that’s just the thought process.

Edit: started reminiscing for a minute, here. If anyone’s curious about the aesthetics of republitarians in the 2008 campaign, this was a fan made song that didn’t end up having the most accurate predictions ever, but it lets you taste the vibe a tiny bit.

Ties in to the topic with this line that says, “Mitt Romney’s a whore of the business class, and a Mormon who says that he supports abortion, not for civil rights, wants to torture more and double Guantanamo with sodomy force”

 
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It’s pretty easy. I used to occasionally describe myself as a libertarian, back when it meant something more like being a Ron Paul fan than one of Naomi Wolf.

The idea is that even though a fetus is in a temporary state of dependency, they still have rights. Not here to argue it, that’s just the thought process.

Correct. It's not just a fetus that is in a temporary state of dependency either. Children remain unable to survive on their own for a period of years after birth, yet everyone implicitly understands that someone has a duty to care for them (whether that be the parents, the state, whoever) and it is wrong to simply abandon them and let them starve.

Ah, abortion and Nick Rekieta...

Quick storytime: I always challenged Nick in my history in that fandom - before it got toxic on Locals. It was mostly sport and we both had fun arguing/debating. He liked that there was a "liberal" in the house. (I'm not THAT liberal but consider the crowd.)

But... abortion. A year or two ago I REALLY pissed him off by saying approx this:: Libertarians are super conflicted on abortion and his pro-life stand does not actually align with his political ideology.

And it doesn't, really:
View attachment 4655389
This is from Wiki. (Currently - as far as I can tell - the US Libertarian Party has no position on abortion.)

Anyway, he lost his motherfucking mind. The response was roughly this: 'How DARE you try to tell me what Libertarians believe!! There is NO contradiction and you're an idiot!'

It was SUCH a disproportionate reaction to my point. (It's why I remember it so clearly). I mean, who tf cares if he's not 100% Libertarian - are any Libertarians? Just own it. He didn't. Nicky got big mad.

This annoys me, and because I am autistic, I am compelled to correct it. This shows a fundamental misunderstanding of the pro-life position. The pro-life position is that a child in the womb is, y'know, a child. Libertarians are not in favor of killing children, the same as Democrats or Republicans or anyone else. There is no contradiction. It's just a question of whether an unborn child counts as a human being or not. It doesn't surprise me that Mr. Balldo failed to articulate this in a reasonable manner, but he's not wrong about it.
 
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How about some potential breaking news as a palate cleanser from Vegas...

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Farmers, I don't have time today to dig into it. But a machine gun???? WHAT? This was sent to me by a 3rd party. I cannot authenticate anything but apparently, the hearing was today.

I'll leave it to you...
I don't know who originally reported this, but the name Terry Dean Nemmers is a red flag. He used to run something called "Lion News" and has a reputation as a crazy person.
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Here is a link to a Terry Dean Nemmers story from 2007 where he was on trial for making his own state license plates.
 
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I don't know who originally reported this, but the name Terry Dean Nemmers is a red flag. He used to run something called "Lion News" and has a reputation as a crazy person.
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Here is a link to a Terry Dean Nemmers story from 2007 where he was on trial for making his own state license plates.
"Lion News" is a legit unmedicated schizophrenic. If its the guy I'm thinking of he's about as reliable a source as fucking Kinochet or Jesse from Podawful. The guy is more deranged than fucking Montegraph, like fucking Acerthorne (the turkey gobbler) nuts.
 
This Sally woman is already known for making poor life choices? Anything worth looking back in the thread for?
I'll try and save you a trip regarding Sally78. There are a lot of lewds, but I'll just focus on the few particularly embarrassing contributions to this thread that indicate poor decision making skills.

Taking pictures like this in her daughter's bedroom is an odd thing to do at her age:

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Posted this with the words "Rackets was Here" scrawled on her tummy:

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The picture above is what gave people the idea that she may be a bit too invested in getting Nick's attention (especially since Nick is married and she already has a man in her life). Regardless of the implications of the means/method of Sally's message, Nick defended her lewdposting because she is a pretty woman (his words) and he isn't allergic to this brand of fun:

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Sally apparently thought the lewds of the group would be protected/private in some way (or at least from the likes of Elissa and Chudbere) which is a strange thing to assume. Realizing this is not the case, Sally espouses the sacredness of marriage.

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People tried to figure out more about her (here, here and here). Below is some information she has volunteered:

Sally has a family and a man who love her. Sally has 8 grandchildren at this time. Her man is 18 years older with 4 children of his own while she has 2. Grandchildren have spawned from the three eldest. Her first husband cried when his babies were born (plural indicates that her two kids were likely from the first marriage/relationship). All this and she's chosen to post lewds on the internet in Nick Rekieta's locals chat...

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So yeah, not a whole lot at this point, but there it is.

Side Note: between Drexel, Branca, and Sally's current man, the age gap seems popular within Nick's more dedicated circle.
 
Nick is the Jack Scalfani of LawTube. A marginal/no talent who has been surpassed by others who do it much better.
I'd say more DSP, in that he's regressed and hates doing what made him famous but doesn't know what else to do. Jack still likes eating even if it's killing him in real time.
By curating the content he would no longer be protected by Section 230, if he were the provider. He is implicitly approving these statements by not removing them. By banning users prior to this he set that precedent.
No, that's exactly what 230 doesn't mean. 230 was specifically passed to abolish that rule which was established in Stratton Oakmont.
Farmers, I don't have time today to dig into it. But a machine gun???? WHAT? This was sent to me by a 3rd party. I cannot authenticate anything but apparently, the hearing was today.
Was this one of Nick's pet fedposters?
 
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I'll try and save you a trip regarding Sally78. There are a lot of lewds, but I'll just focus on the few particularly embarrassing contributions to this thread that indicate poor decision making skills.

Taking pictures like this in her daughter's bedroom is an odd thing to do at her age:


Posted this with the words "Rackets was Here" scrawled on her tummy:


The picture above is what gave people the idea that she may be a bit too invested in getting Nick's attention (especially since Nick is married and she already has a man in her life). Regardless of the implications of the means/method of Sally's message, Nick defended her lewdposting because she is a pretty woman (his words) and he isn't allergic to this brand of fun:

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Sally apparently thought the lewds of the group would be protected/private in some way (or at least from the likes of Elissa and Chudbere) which is a strange thing to assume. Realizing this is not the case, Sally espouses the sacredness of marriage.

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People tried to figure out more about her (here, here and here). Below is some information she has volunteered:

Sally has a family and a man who love her. Sally has 8 grandchildren at this time. Her man is 18 years older with 4 children of his own while she has 2. Grandchildren have spawned from the three eldest. Her first husband cried when his babies were born (plural indicates that her two kids were likely from the first marriage/relationship). All this and she's chosen to post lewds on the internet in Nick Rekieta's locals chat...

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So yeah, not a whole lot at this point, but there it is.

Side Note: between Drexel, Branca, and Sally's current man, the age gap seems popular within Nick's more dedicated circle.
Before actually seeing it, I wouldn’t have expected a “free speech”, “libertarian” chat to have such a victim complex.

Like, is this group therapy, or them trying to create a counter-narrative against the “oh shit” realization that things like lewds and rape threats have escaped containment and loom as a threat?

Like, don’t send pics if it’s not ok to send pics.
 
I'll try and save you a trip regarding Sally78. There are a lot of lewds, but I'll just focus on the few particularly embarrassing contributions to this thread that indicate poor decision making skills.

Taking pictures like this in her daughter's bedroom is an odd thing to do at her age:


Posted this with the words "Rackets was Here" scrawled on her tummy:


The picture above is what gave people the idea that she may be a bit too invested in getting Nick's attention (especially since Nick is married and she already has a man in her life). Regardless of the implications of the means/method of Sally's message, Nick defended her lewdposting because she is a pretty woman (his words) and he isn't allergic to this brand of fun:

View attachment 4658205

Sally apparently thought the lewds of the group would be protected/private in some way (or at least from the likes of Elissa and Chudbere) which is a strange thing to assume. Realizing this is not the case, Sally espouses the sacredness of marriage.

View attachment 4658269

People tried to figure out more about her (here, here and here). Below is some information she has volunteered:

Sally has a family and a man who love her. Sally has 8 grandchildren at this time. Her man is 18 years older with 4 children of his own while she has 2. Grandchildren have spawned from the three eldest. Her first husband cried when his babies were born (plural indicates that her two kids were likely from the first marriage/relationship). All this and she's chosen to post lewds on the internet in Nick Rekieta's locals chat...

View attachment 4658209

So yeah, not a whole lot at this point, but there it is.

Side Note: between Drexel, Branca, and Sally's current man, the age gap seems popular within Nick's more dedicated circle.
WELL, if we're gonna be all Kiwi about it, here are my notes...
  • Got kicked out of her gym for being non-clothed for Utah, once a personal trainer, and now does eyelash extensions privately.
  • Lives 8 hours drive from LV - likely northern Salt Lake City
  • Scorpio (shocking - lol)
  • Paints as a hobby
  • 6th of 7 kids,
  • Has had lots of therapy
  • Takes Adderal and Xanex and coaches Locals on how to get Rxes from drs (see below)
  • Former Mormon - def drinks
  • Very tall - 5'10" abt
  • Dad died of opioid addiction
  • Raised by mom - dad left after 19 yrs, mom died on 1/14
  • Dad died when she was 20, mom when she was 34
  • Claims to have been raped but see 1st Locals comment below
Husband on right (confirmed in chat):
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Some recent Locals:
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BUT THEN... like, wtaf?
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The rest...
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WELL, if we're gonna be all Kiwi about it, here are my notes...
  • Got kicked out of her gym for being non-clothed for Utah, once a personal trainer, and now does eyelash extensions privately.
  • Lives 8 hours drive from LV - likely northern Salt Lake City
  • Scorpio (shocking - lol)
  • Paints as a hobby
  • 6th of 7 kids,
  • Has had lots of therapy
  • Takes Adderal and Xanex and coaches Locals on how to get Rxes from drs (see below)
  • Former Mormon - def drinks
  • Very tall - 5'10" abt
  • Dad died of opioid addiction
  • Raised by mom - dad left after 19 yrs, mom died on 1/14
  • Dad died when she was 20, mom when she was 34
  • Claims to have been raped but see 1st Locals comment below
Husband on right (confirmed in chat):
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Some recent Locals:
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BUT THEN... like, wtaf?
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The rest...
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For some reason beyond my understanding, every time someone quits being a Mormon, they skip past normal and go full Sally78
 
"Lion News" is a legit unmedicated schizophrenic. If its the guy I'm thinking of he's about as reliable a source as fucking Kinochet or Jesse from Podawful. The guy is more deranged than fucking Montegraph, like fucking Acerthorne (the turkey gobbler) nuts.

He also lives only about 40 miles away from Nick. He is a soverign citizen who doesn't recognize the authority of police or judges. He has a youtube channel called Arrest a Judge Kit .
 
He also lives only about 40 miles away from Nick. He is a soverign citizen who doesn't recognize the authority of police or judges. He has a youtube channel called Arrest a Judge Kit .
I didn't know he lived near Nick lol :story: I hope he doesn't travel (not drive, travel) to Spicer to discuss the finer points of Admiralty Law and the Articles of Confederation with him.
 
I have no idea, but is it possible that the guy being discussed here is the guy Rekieta was talking obliquely about earlier? He was referring to someone he called Monty's "Minnesota lapdog" last month. It's in one of the Monty v. Rekieta clips on Elissa's channel.

Husband on right (confirmed in chat):
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There's a lot going on in that picture.
 
I didn't know he lived near Nick lol :story: I hope he doesn't travel (not drive, travel) to Spicer to discuss the finer points of Admiralty Law and the Articles of Confederation with him.
I was quite skeptical when Amazon first announced LOL (Legend of Lawfare) show, and especially having such a dysgenic skinnyfat dweeb like Rekieta in the lead role, but damn if it isn't the streaming show of the season. The supporting cast do the heavy lifting of course.

Even if they cancel it and it never gets a second season, the way this is building to a climax (phrasing) and the bold homosexual plotlines about coming out and refusing to age gracefully are inspired.
 
Before actually seeing it, I wouldn’t have expected a “free speech”, “libertarian” chat to have such a victim complex.
Because it's a cult of personality, not a "free speech" community. Every action is an attempt to earn asspats from the rest of the cult and dear leader and anyone who goes against the cult gets crucified. Nick went from "here's some libertarian principals I'd like to adhere to when dealing with my community" to "Give me sexual favors to earn my favor" in the span of several months.

All of this takes place online though so when the built up fantasy clashes with reality like with Vegas you're left with old ladies missing front teeth posing with Nick which if you didn't know about her cleavage posting could be seen as wholesome.
 
Because it's a cult of personality, not a "free speech" community. Every action is an attempt to earn asspats from the rest of the cult and dear leader and anyone who goes against the cult gets crucified. Nick went from "here's some libertarian principals I'd like to adhere to when dealing with my community" to "Give me sexual favors to earn my favor" in the span of several months.

All of this takes place online though so when the built up fantasy clashes with reality like with Vegas you're left with old ladies missing front teeth posing with Nick which if you didn't know about her cleavage posting could be seen as wholesome.
I can sort of understand where catfishing comes from when the catfisher keeps it a LARP, but it’s completely fucking beyond me how some of them will SHOW UP and act like it’s no biggie that they’ve misrepresented themselves with pics from ten years and fifty pounds ago. It’s so much concentrated awkward and I only like my cringe content diluted with some absurdity or something
 
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