Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[Suspicious Activity]

Are you sitting down?

Salad Toss is just a taaaaaaaaaaad too stupid to even think of something like that, I'm afraid.

Maybe he is. He has never come across as intelligent in any respect on her videos or in chats, but it is harder to tell when someone is only just getting by in the language. He’s very ESL.

And remember that there are different kinds of intelligence. He’s made a fundamentally stupid choice getting tangled up with Madam, here, that’s for sure. But there’s such a thing a ‘native cunning’ and when combined with greed, it’s a powerful thing.

Especially them Arab types that see a Western target…..ping! Greed and native cunning….throw in a little charm to reel them in…..(he didn’t need much with Madam. She was desperate for anyone who’d look at her twice.)

Yeah. I’d call it greed and cunning. Sees YouTube. Madam lies….”make sssoooo much money….famous yoootuuber”. Thinks “Ooh money. Get money”.
When she was forced to tell him about the bankruptcies, she might have suggested the idea for him. Perfect opportunity to get control over her finances.

Romance scammers don’t need much intelligence. They need to be chancers, opportunists, money-oriented and act superficially charming. High IQ not required. We also know nothing much about Murad who is almost certainly in on this deal.

 

[Stowaway 2.Something]

Maybe he is. He has never come across as intelligent in any respect on her videos or in chats, but it is harder to tell when someone is only just getting by in the language. He’s very ESL.

You don't have to be fluent in English to know better than to play "Merry Had a Little Lamb" on a cheap Casio in front of the internet. He's an idiot.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Sorry, can’t get into my last post to add.

Nader was a classic example of feral, guttersnipe cunning with zero charm.

I suspect Salah due to father’s job, is less guttersnipe but with comparatively more superficial charm.

Regardless, landing a sucker like Chantal is all too easy.

 

[Angry New Ager]

Anyway, Salah must have some kind of long game for courting our heroine, God knows what, but Chinny has always been impulsive and frivolous with money, and destroying her entire life in Canada so she can be a Kuwaiti housewife purely for the optics is something she would do, and apparently is doing. I’m not guessing at her motives, but I can’t wait to find out what Salah’s are.

My personal hypothesis is that he hopes his pet whale will hork up the occasional glob of ambergris, thus making him a wealthy man.

That, or by Kuwaiti standards he's an unmarriageable, unfuckable loser on par with Peetz, yet somehow he has been blessed with a Canadian sharmuta who is not only willing to fake-marry him to be his personal concubine, but will pay him for the privilege of living under his roof. Even better, she might, one day, help him get into Canada. Salah has nothing else going for him, so who is he to turn down such a gift from Allah?

Good luck with that plan, dude; you're going to need it.

Chantal said:

I: 15 times
Me: 2 times
My/Myself: 6 times

Others: 2 times
You: 0 times
Sorry: 1 time
Apologize: 0 times
Wrong: 0 times

Too much I/Me/My talk here, especially since none of it describes faults or failures with herself that she's had time to reflect on. Already starting off looking like a half-assed apology

She hits us with the classic line, "I'll keep trying to get better/I'm doing my best to improve", that an abusive partner uses when faced with a breakup. She missed the chance to use "I'm still learning", and "I'm not perfect", to really rack up the pity points so I'm docking points for that. Another classic, "I don't want to hurt anyone", after her warpath of hurting everyone and everything around her, living and inanimate. Blatantly false, and never lie in an apology! More points deducted. Don't ever mention "ignoring" anything in an apology either. You're supposed to be receptive and open Chantal, like your maw welcoming food and drugs, not talking about ignoring things while you said in the same breath you've done things incorrectly.

Overall I rate it a 3/10 apology. She's trying to sound sincere but the narc shines through. Either make it short and actually sincere, or make it a long-winded, manipulative, blame shifting, word twisting rant. Very poor show

"I know I have said hurtful things to others during my time on the internet and it really makes me feel like crap."

Not, "and I really regret it."

Not, "and it was totally uncalled for."

Not, "and I owe personal apologies to a lot of you because of that."

Not, "because I got a thrill out of hurting other people, and thought it was funny."

Nah. It's all about her, and her feelings, and everybody's supposed to just say, "Poor Chantal; she feels like crap because she used to be a meanie on the internet, but she wants to be a better person, and she'll keep trying, and oh yes, yes, she knows she's not the easiest person to like, but she's so grateful to us for being patient with her..."

"I also don't want to live my life hurting others," coming from a woman who refused to take any responsibility for the condition of an inconvenient old cat she was going to have euthanized, and was enraged when the cat was rescued by the "wrong" person, and would rather have seen the cat dead? That's pretty rich. As is leaving her landlord to deal with her filth and squalor, and probably James (who is no peach himself) to deal with any financial fallout.

 

[Doxmatix]

As Confucius says "Chantal always disappoints".

She can't even get a decent romance scammer in her life, it has to be another Peetz. This retard plays Crazy Frog and Happy Birthday one handed on a children's' keyboard, and considers it 'playing love songs for hours'. Salad is as close to 'Romance' as Chins is to 'Muslim'.

This is the kind of daily IG post she needs:

Spoiler: Inspirational Quotes from Chins

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

My personal hypothesis is that he hopes his pet whale will hork up the occasional glob of ambergris, thus making him a wealthy man.

That, or by Kuwaiti standards he's an unmarriageable, unfuckable loser on par with Peetz, yet somehow he has been blessed with a Canadian sharmuta who is not only willing to fake-marry him to be his personal concubine, but will pay him for the privilege of living under his roof. Even better, she might, one day, help him get into Canada. Salah has nothing else going for him, so who is he to turn down such a gift from Allah?

Good luck with that plan, dude; you're going to need it.


"I know I have said hurtful things to others during my time on the internet and it really makes me feel like crap."

Not, "and I really regret it."

Not, "and it was totally uncalled for."

Not, "and I owe personal apologies to a lot of you because of that."

Not, "because I got a thrill out of hurting other people, and thought it was funny."

Nah. It's all about her, and her feelings, and everybody's supposed to just say, "Poor Chantal; she feels like crap because she used to be a meanie on the internet, but she wants to be a better person, and she'll keep trying, and oh yes, yes, she knows she's not the easiest person to like, but she's so grateful to us for being patient with her..."

"I also don't want to live my life hurting others," coming from a woman who refused to take any responsibility for the condition of an inconvenient old cat she was going to have euthanized, and was enraged when the cat was rescued by the "wrong" person, and would rather have seen the cat dead? That's pretty rich. As is leaving her landlord to deal with her filth and squalor, and probably James (who is no peach himself) to deal with any financial fallout.

I think she got a talking to from Smee, or Salah, or maybe even Rasta Auntie. She doesn't have these "moments of clarity" from within her own brain. It's no different when she "regretted" talking about Nader. Nader told her she had to stop talking about him if she still wanted to visit the trap for a gunting.

In her Last Live stream, she said she had a conversation with Rasta Auntie that started with Phyllis saying "Think about it, Cutie..." but wasn't entirely clear about (or cherry-picked around) what she said after. I bet it was along the lines of "You brought this all on yourself."

 

[I call shenanigans]

She has to fleeing Canada with every piece of plastic she had & shouldn’t maxed out. As in, bankruptcy #3 territory.

She’d have to get bankruptcy #2 discharged before #3 can happen. The red flags are there already with the CRS and the bankruptcy court. Legally she isn’t allowed to have any credit cards during an undischarged bankruptcy. She was legally required to hand every card she had over to her LIT at time of filing and not allowed to get any new ones. If she has illegally got hold of new ones I can’t see herself getting them written off by an attempt at a third bankruptcy….and a 3rd means an automatic date with bankruptcy court.

Also, earlier in the thread someone posted links to denied bankruptcy filings in Canada. Many had overseas trips as reasons for denials. Even if she manages to eventually get #2 discharged, I doubt #3 would be given she’s turned into a serial offender when it comes to financial non-compliance.

I remember before she went to Kuwait she had that bizarre statement that they are both getting something out of this that each of them want. At the time we thought it was to have a man claim her, but what if it’s, the bankruptcy? What if somehow, Salah convinced her that if he “married” her and she gave him her YouTube check, she could get out of bankruptcy?

I still think it was the man to claim her. She was expecting that bankruptcy to be discharged the day after she returned home. She even bragged that the bankruptcy was a done easy deal. I doubt Salah even got told about it until after she was in Kuwait and Perfectly Imperfect broke the news to the world. The fact that it wasn’t discharged was a major spanner in the works. I have no doubt whatsoever that it is now a very significant reason for her determination to not return to Canada because that’s where all her problems supposedly are, but that’s only a 4 week old reason.

In her Last Live stream, she said she had a conversation with Rasta Auntie that started with Phyllis saying "Think about it, Cutie..." but wasn't entirely clear about (or cherry-picked around) what she said after. I bet it was along the lines of "You brought this all on yourself."

Rasta Aunt is hardly the voice of reason. She hightailed it to Jamaica for brown dick, but at least in her scenario she got to grow her own drugs there. Even tried to convince cutie to go back with her (and no doubt finance their joint lifestyle). The thorn in Rasta Aunt’s plan was developing a pulmonary condition that she needed to return to Canada for free health care to be able to manage. If Gunt can manage to beeze anywhere else in the world long term …and that’s where Thailand becomes such a favoured location…then it will eventually be free healthcare that sees her finally return home as well. Rasta Aunt set her that shining example of escaping adult responsibilities.

 

[brooky]

As we wait for her to return to her natural state of streaming live, high, and enraged, I noticed something. Unique recent events have caused YouTube to suggest this woman's videos to me. Every now and then I get a glimpse or YouTube outside of lolcows, a normie YouTube if you will, and it is full of anti-Chantals.

https://youtu.be/G60y4xH-_FI

This anti-Chantal
- is actually pretty
- is actually Muslim
- makes content about her cat, one of the easiest ways to get viewers
- appears to take good care of her cat (although it is easily riled up and bites her, so some might call that debatable. Just acknowledging that before setting off another cat sperg avalanche.)
- has 100k subscribers
- even talks about farts and burps sometimes-- but sparingly, and without actually ass blasting the poor viewers.

I can see Chantal coming across videos like this and getting enraged that life seems so easy for others, like how she used to rage that other mukbangers didn't get hate, and were sometimes even skinny! The main difference is this woman, like all the other anti-Chantals who make low effort content in similar spheres and yet vastly outperform her, is that she has a real human personality.

Thousands of people are out there "being themselves" on YouTube and getting success literally cutting fucking paper shapes to play with a cat. While Chantal is throwing her entire life away to move to fucking Kuwait (of all places!) to marry someone who obviously does not care about her because she has no idea how to be a person, let alone herself.

Do the Germans have a word for deeply tragic + existentially unsettling + incredibly hilarious?

 

[Constellationzero]

One for the ages here.

 

[YEETED]

Not to shit up the thread but moving to the ME is the dumbest idea. ME imports most of its food. Food produced by Ukraine or food produced from fertilizers from Russia. Arab spring is gonna look like a tea party compared to what's coming. Arab spring was the result of a poor crop season in 2010. Kuwait may be stable right now but it's surrounded by countries that are not so much. Oh and Canada is a producer of a key fertilizers - potash. TLDR ME is fucked. Canada not so much.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Not to shit up the thread but moving to the ME is the dumbest idea. ME imports most of its food. Food produced by Ukraine or food produced from fertilizers from Russia. Arab spring is gonna look like a tea party compared to what's coming. Arab spring was the result of a poor crop season in 2010. Kuwait may be stable right now but it's surrounded by countries that are not so much. Oh and Canada is a producer of a key fertilizers - potash. TLDR ME is fucked. Canada not so much.

I don't know if you are aware of this, but Chantal isn't buying fresh Kuwaiti grown produce. She eats McDonalds. McDonalds gets its beef from cows raised in South America that graze on land that used to be rain forest. She'll be fine.

 

[Burger King]

She doesn't go to McDonald's. She goes to my restaurant.

 

[Random Internet Person]

She can't even get a decent romance scammer in her life, it has to be another Peetz

She's always trying to run away from Peetz, only to realize she ran in a circle.

 

[San Dimas High School]

I don't know if you are aware of this, but Chantal isn't buying fresh Kuwaiti grown produce. She eats McDonalds. McDonalds gets its beef from cows raised in South America that graze on land that used to be rain forest. She'll be fine.

He's saying that because of the war Russian fertilizers and Ukrainian wheat will be in short supply and countries that import their food will be the most hurt. It doesnt really matter where she buys her slop if that happens. But he's forgetting that nothing ever happens.

 

[ButterMyMuffin]

There is only one reason Chantal is excited for Ramadan.

In her mind, she has this vision that there is a ten hour non-stop gorging feast from sunset to sunrise for an entire month.

She has pretty much said as much a few times now. When someone in chat reminds her of the fasting involved, she has said "Yeah, but there is a big (FOOD) party at the end of the day, right?"

If she does make it to Kuwait (and I think she will), she will justify "fasting" during the daytime by gorging twice as much as she usually would to make up any loss of food during the day.

Instead of gaining 20 pounds that months, she will could easily gain 50.

 

[I call shenanigans]

In her mind, she has this vision that there is a ten hour non-stop gorging feast from sunset to sunrise for an entire month.

Big eating feasts with friends and family, so no work for her. What she forgets is that she has no friends and family there, and has gone to great effort to distance Salah from his. I hope he goes to their places but foodie gets left behind with her ibuprofen and migraines.

If she does make it to Kuwait (and I think she will), she will justify "fasting" during the daytime by gorging twice as much as she usually would to make up any loss of food during the day.

She’s not planning on fasting. Sun up to sun down will be her turn in the bed. She intends to sleep through the fasting hours, and has said the same. No different to any other day in her world.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

There is only one reason Chantal is excited for Ramadan.

In her mind, she has this vision that there is a ten hour non-stop gorging feast from sunset to sunrise for an entire month.

She has pretty much said as much a few times now. When someone in chat reminds her of the fasting involved, she has said "Yeah, but there is a big (FOOD) party at the end of the day, right?"

If she does make it to Kuwait (and I think she will), she will justify "fasting" during the daytime by gorging twice as much as she usually would to make up any loss of food during the day.

Instead of gaining 20 pounds that months, she will could easily gain 50.

Don't forget, she sleeps all day anyway. Not hard to fast from sunrise to sunset when you go to bed just as the sun is coming up and sleep until dusk.

Edit: Dang, somehow I missed the previous post. But yeah, she's a sloth anyway and it's cooler at night so there's no chance she'll be doing much fasting regardless.

 

[Dona Morte]

This person needs to keep their camera off if they are doing shit in the background looks weird.

Foodie Beauty was in our chat tonight

@hellofoodiebeauties #foodiebeauty #salahandchantal #chantalFoodie Comes in around the 2:50 mark

www.youtube.com

I am not sure if I am bored enough to watch 4 hours though.
Credit to @Fatty2988 for bringing this live up in BP chat, because Chantal was sighted in Sarah Jane's chat.

 

[Fornicario]

An important question, how long will it be before Nader starts looking to begin a new disease cluster with Chantal?

 

[ButterMyMuffin]

She’s not planning on fasting. Sun up to sun down will be her turn in the bed. She intends to sleep through the fasting hours, and has said the same. No different to any other day in her world.

Don't forget, she sleeps all day anyway. Not hard to fast from sunrise to sunset when you go to bed just as the sun is coming up and sleep until dusk.

Guise, I know she's not really going to fast. I mean, that's obvious.

I should have been more clear. She is still going to eat during the day. (Maybe not as much as she is accustomed to, because food places will be closed). Because "I take medication" or "I'm new to Islam, I can't be perfect overnight!" So she will still be exempt from fasting in her mind.

But Salad will plan in advance and have snack cakes, chicken nuggets, frozen fries etc. to keep his "Fat pretty Canadian queen" pleased when she is awake during daylight hours.

But the huge feast at sundown that she pictures, she will do mental gymnastics to justify to her audience.

And yeah, they will have no real life friends or family to have this traditional breaking of the fast with.

They will just go out to the fucking Cheesecake Factory and Ubereats Burger King twice as hard. I can see this coming a mile away.