The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Mr.Bucket]

Alright guys, I'll put up 2.5k towards buying the ranch off of Boner, who's throwing in with me? We'll deep clean the shit out of it and make it the official Kiwi hangout spot!

It would take more than a deep clean. More like completely demolishing the house. Won't be able to get rid of the stank.
Might get away with just tearing out the interior down to the studs and foundations.
On a side note I got an e-mail from these guys and this is a very fitting patch for this occasion: https://www.violentlittle.com/products/women-dont-have-penises-patch

 

[retard strength]

Oh yeah because the tranch was in such pristine condition before, Paul.

e: "Noooo your honor my trans rights mean more than their trans rights... nooo Twitter I'm not a landlord it's totally different I'm queer and neurodivergent too.... nooo officer they left Nutter Butters wrappers and Qtips and mannequins on the floor, I just let cats and dogs piss on the floor and helped bury the alpacas you smell decaying carried on the cold winter's breeze...."

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Oh yeah because the tranch was in such pristine condition before, Paul.

e: "Noooo your honor my trans rights mean more than their trans rights... nooo Twitter I'm not a landlord it's totally different I'm queer and neurodivergent too.... nooo officer they left Nutter Butters wrappers and Qtips and mannequins on the floor, I just let cats and dogs piss on the floor and helped bury the alpacas you smell decaying carried on the cold winter's breeze...."
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Yeah you’re right, there’s also so much of Penny and Kevin‘s property there (lol remember when kevin said he was going to be on the treadmill every day). I honestly think that Penny and co left the place in a state beforehand. I wouldn’t be surprised if the squatters show up on Twitter defending themselves saying the place was already like that when they got there.

 

[Autismobili Lamborghini]

Holy shit!
The "squatters" were Tranch guests, but when Penny & co moved out, they never really bothered to make their guests leave? They've totally trashed the place! Bonnie says he's going to sue! ( )
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The squatters killcount was 0 alpacas. They were arguably less destructive environmental stewards/caretakers than the alpacalypse that was the Tranch.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Oh yeah because the tranch was in such pristine condition before, Paul.

e: "Noooo your honor my trans rights mean more than their trans rights... nooo Twitter I'm not a landlord it's totally different I'm queer and neurodivergent too.... nooo officer they left Nutter Butters wrappers and Qtips and mannequins on the floor, I just let cats and dogs piss on the floor and helped bury the alpacas you smell decaying carried on the cold winter's breeze...."
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Adding on to that note, here’s some other images of the Tranch house I had on hand:

Last two images come from news articles written about the Tranch, as well as this one.

Who would’ve known that Bonnie would be standing in the same place, taking this photo?

Proof: He’s standing right above the fireplace thing, marked by the purple and black flag.

Also, happy 999 pages!

 

[Peru oso donas]

Oh yeah because the tranch was in such pristine condition before, Paul.

e: "Noooo your honor my trans rights mean more than their trans rights... nooo Twitter I'm not a landlord it's totally different I'm queer and neurodivergent too.... nooo officer they left Nutter Butters wrappers and Qtips and mannequins on the floor, I just let cats and dogs piss on the floor and helped bury the alpacas you smell decaying carried on the cold winter's breeze...."
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Hey now, Bonner actually helped with the piss situation at the Tranch!... And by help i mean had Alyssa do it all herself (if she can be believed that is, which lol lmao)

 

[Vesperus]

I mentioned buying the tranch (just for a laugh) to Mrs Vesperus a while back, and she pointed out that even if you bought it for $1, you'd probably owe $25k in back taxes (you think they paid them?) for a fucking moonscape with a potential superfund site in the middle.

A more sensible idea would be to fund $10k for a full site survey (with photos, chemical and structural analysis and ground-scanning radar) as a "potential buyer" and publish it here.

Then let some other poor bastard buy it for $1.

I'm in for $500 if we want to do that.

Edit: hey, @KiwiFuzz this is your bailiwick - know anyone with ground scanning radar who will work for beer?

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

I mentioned buying the tranch (just for a laugh) to Mrs Vesperus a while back, and she pointed out that even if you bought it for $1, you'd probably owe $25k in back taxes (you think they paid them?) for a fucking moonscape with a potential superfund site in the middle.

A more sensible idea would be to fund $10k for a full site survey (with photos, chemical and structural analysis and ground-scanning radar) as a "potential buyer" and publish it here.

Then let some other poor bastard buy it for $1.

I'm in for $500 if we want to do that.

Can you get a site survey on a property you don't own? I'm assuming no, but I'm also an idiot, so....

 

[William Tyndale]

Nah it’s peaked as in I reached the peak amount of this shit I’m going to take

SOP for these (and most) troons. Make a half-assed effort, fail, wonder aloud why it failed, then give up.


It's a reference to "peak tranny" -- that moment a person is exposed to enough troon insanity to overcome their pro-troon conditioning to realize how fucking insane, stupid, evil and dangerous they are. "Peaking" someone means guiding them to (and pushing them over) that peak. A moment of enlightenment, as it were.

A person's interest is piqued by curious or entertaining knowledge. A person's troon-ignorant mind is peaked by horrifying and hilarious forbidden knowledge.

My bad folks I read it the wrong way. I thought op meant he increased their interest in the subject by showing his friends the degeneracy.

 

[Vesperus]

Can you get a site survey on a property you don't own? I'm assuming no, but I'm also an idiot, so....

Unless there's some weird local law, you generally can. It's like having your motorhead mate poke at the car you're thinking of buying.

You need legal access, but once it's on the market that's a realtor issue.

 

[stupid frog]

Considering what Alyssa apparently had to clean, all the gross photos they already showed...
Most of this mess was already left there, imo. You gonna tell me "squatters" were the ones that tore apart most of the deck? If by squatters you mean trannys, then sure. But it's not like some Colorado nomads fucking showed up and decided to move in.

Penny is just trying to pass the blame, when he was IN CHARGE.

 

[Zaryiu2]

Holy shit!
The "squatters" were Tranch guests, but when Penny & co moved out, they never really bothered to make their guests leave? They've totally trashed the place! Bonnie says he's going to sue! ( )
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So the guests moved in and continued living like the tranches did, lol at saying this is more anarchy than what the tranchers did

 

[one_time_user]

My god, is there ANY chance that Kevin wasn't able to bring much of his hoard and the squatters found it?

 

[Vesperus]

Now is the time when we really  do need a KF drone division...

 

[Niggerphobe]

Why is there a baby toy in on of the photos

 

[Grift Garrison]

How much filthier is this than the tranch baseline? I'm not seeing it. Its indiscernible from when Kevin was living there and pissing on himself.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

Holy shit, it’s just like old days, when they would bless us with an I-Spy esque image from the tranch! The main living area one is level extreme!
In this photo:
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You can see many things. My personal favorites are the toilet paper on the chess board (seriously were they shitting in the living room)
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The logs next to the books scattered everywhere
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and… the legs of a mannequin.
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I think that these people were living IN this mess, and they didn’t just trash it to look this bad on their way out the door. My first thought was, “how the fuck do troons live like this???”

I’ve been laughing for 20 minutes straight at the copy of Adam Sandler’s “Click” just sitting in the corner and I don’t know why.

 

[Temperance]

That's a good point I didn't even consider... maybe all this mess was done by the Tranchers, and they're just trying to blame it on a third party.

The Nissan Leaf being all smashed up and the logs/ashes present in the living room made me think this was vandalism by the "squatters", but thinking about it more... It's true that the Tranchers could have destroyed the Leaf as revenge against Bonnie. And maybe the logs/ashes weren't for burning down the house - that could have been the Trancher's ghetto way of fueling the wood stove. [Remember that their big propane tank was repo'd months ago, so they probably started relying on the wood stove more.] What a horribly messy way to live!

Bonnie, if you're reading this:
You need to consider that the Tranchers are lying to you, and that THEY are the ones who wrecked your house and smashed the Leaf. You NEED to immediately record videos and take a bunch of photos of all the damage - this will be crucial evidence for when you take them to court. You also need to call the cops and lawyer up TODAY. No excuses! This isn't the time for your usual "ACAB" nonsense.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Holy shit!
The "squatters" were Tranch guests, but when Penny & co moved out, they never really bothered to make their guests leave? They've totally trashed the place! Bonnie says he's going to sue! ( )
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Moral of the story:

Never let trannies into your home

 

[P. Barnes’ THOT 2.0]

Man, Bonnie really needs to post more pictures. I need a stove update.