The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[LikeAStone 2.0]

The Alpaca Liberation Army has arrived, only to discover an Alpaca Concentration Camp, like some kind of WWII movie scene.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

NEW SQUATTER ALERT

Could we pay them to dig up the mass graves?

 

[Oxyjen]

The illegal squatters:

 

[BunchofMunch]

I love how it's all "ACAB! Calling the police on queer folx is literally murder!"...until there's the tiniest little risk of actual confrontation and then suddenly "authorities have been contacted".

 

[AnOminous]

Even looking at your average person doing powerlifting at the gym. Male v Female are vastly different, even without either group taking it more seriously.

If there's a single sport where it's more obvious that men are just on average going to be vastly better at it, that's it. That's why it's absolute lunacy to pretend men should be "competing" against women in that sport. It's like a sick joke.

The Tranchers moved into Penny's parents' house in early February, but a lot of their junk is probably still over at the Tranch. I imagine there are arguments over who owns what and who is responsible for throwing away all the trash. Remember they also have a fleet of dead vehicles, and so someone will have to pay to have those towed/repaired/scrapped/whatever. Untangling the Tranch's finances/belongings has probably been nightmarish.

The fact these are some of the laziest sons of bitches ever born is probably not helping. Most of that stuff that is sitting there will still be sitting there in months while these retards chimp out at each other on social media.

 

[TyrasGuard]

Bonnie's shown that he's too much of a coward to confront anyone, after all.
We'll have to wait and see, I guess!

To be fair, I have to give the squatters some kudos, I wouldn't want to step into the property of a mentally ill man who has access to weapons, who knows how these beings will react to being misgendered while they are holding their guns.

 

[negativlad]

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28 ANTIFA Marines pulling up in black Ford Econoline Trucks
Camrys landed
Tran Ranch is under siege. Under lockdown.
ANTIFA Marines are going to fuck Trans Ranch cow”girl” butts

 

[moocow]

Holy fucking shit I sincerely hope that whoever is "squatting" is indeed some flavor (I don't care which) of sovereign citizen. If they're moorish, that's a double bonus because they're all niggers and we'll be in for a delightful (for us) and uncomfortable (for woketards) exhibition match between ranks of the mighty Progressive Stack™.

Sovereign citizens of all stripes have three things in common: first, they hate authority figures; second, they're stubborn and vicious in employing "paper terrorism" against their enemies; and third, they're astonishingly stupid.

If some of those have burrowed into the tranch, get ready for fireworks lads because this'll be a good one.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

NEW SQUATTER ALERT
Apparently according to Bonnie there’s a NEW party of squatters on the tranch. Penny claims to not be involved. How they can stand to be in the house of amhole stench and cat piss, I don’t know.
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Post I missed yesterday in which Bonnie references us. [A]
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Buh... buh... but how did they get over the fence?!

Also love Bonnies first thing to address is "I don't know there political affiliation" . Why? because if they were commies or BLM'ers you would let them live (literally) rent free?

 

[HackerX]

Buh... buh... but how did they get over the fence?!

Also love Bonnies first thing to address is "I don't know there political affiliation" . Why? because if they were commies or BLM'ers you would let them live (literally) rent free?

I think he's trying to play the game. Obviously he wants whoever is in there out ASAP, but he also knows that he will get lambasted if (very likely btw, good job Phil!) they are of the troon clan.

He's probably scoping through his options on how to win the PR war AND remove the squatters. Tranny wars are an absolute spectacle. Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

 

[Faceless Whore]

What a twist! I really wasn't expecting something like this.
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I very strongly doubt that some random squatters / sovereign citizens have occupied the Tranch out of nowhere. Someone's lying, whether that's Bonnie or Penny... I'm not sure. Gayops afoot, maybe? The Tranch is out in rural Colorado, for God's sake! And it was occupied by heavily-armed troons up until a few weeks ago!

Oh my god please let it be true. I can't think of a more fitting punishment for a pack of deranged animal-murdering trannies than a pack of deranged maritime-truther sovereigns.

 

[Temperance]

Holy shit!
The "squatters" were Tranch guests, but when Penny & co moved out, they never really bothered to make their guests leave? They've totally trashed the place! Bonnie says he's going to sue! ( )
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edit: More info & pictures HERE.

 

[AnOminous]

If some of those have burrowed into the tranch, get ready for fireworks lads because this'll be a good one.

God I hope so. Sovcits (and their Negro variant) are among the funniest cows out there and we've been damn short on sovcit content lately.

Holy shit!
The "squatters" were Tranch guests, but when Penny & co moved out, they never really bothered to make their guests leave? They've totally trashed the place! Bonnie says he's going to sue! ( )

What an absolute pigsty. It doesn't even look like somewhere humans live (well nothing but troons lives there apparently), but like one of those pictures that's supposed to simulate what being a stroke victim is like. I don't even recognize half of the shit in these pictures.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

No, no, don't stop posting about it! Give us more details! Bonnie please! We need this. The world needs this.

Well guys, I for one am shocked that the squatters weren't the notorious Earl, but instead more troons! Who could have possibly suspected troons would ruin something?

 

[HackerX]

Holy shit!
The "squatters" were Tranch guests, but when Penny & co moved out, they never really bothered to make their guests leave? They've totally trashed the place! Bonnie says he's going to sue! ( )
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I'm kinda retarded, but I see 2 stumps and either dirt or ash scattered around them. I have so many questions.

Also, the treadmill apparently did not make the journey with the Tenacious Unicorns.

And the lower body of what appears to be a mannequin. Did we know they had a mannequin??

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Holy shit!
The "squatters" were Tranch guests, but when Penny & co moved out, they never really bothered to make their guests leave? They've totally trashed the place! Bonnie says he's going to sue! ( )
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NO FUCKING WAY THE SQUATTERS WERE OTHER TRANNIES HOLY FUCK MY SIDES

It does make sense tho. I was thinking the ranch hasn’t been abandoned long enough for outside squatters to of already made it home. The only way people squat in there is if they knew the current drama/status of the ranch.

 

[Goofy Logic]

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I guess that Nissan Leaf is not going to get on the road ever again...

 

[The Hoh Rainforest]

Holy shit!
The "squatters" were Tranch guests, but when Penny & co moved out, they never really bothered to make their guests leave? They've totally trashed the place! Bonnie says he's going to sue! ( )
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You need to share more pics, Bon-Bon, it'll help your legal case I swear! How about some footage?
The property's condition after years long occupation by hillbilly animal hording stoner alcoholic amholed troons is what I've been looking forward to. It's real estate snuff. Give us MOAR, show me the dead appliance pile in the yard, I know you have one.

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

Alright guys, I'll put up 2.5k towards buying the ranch off of Boner, who's throwing in with me? We'll deep clean the shit out of it and make it the official Kiwi hangout spot!

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Alright guys, I'll put up 2.5k towards buying the ranch off of Boner, who's throwing in with me? We'll deep clean the shit out of it and make it the official Kiwi hangout spot!

An actual Kiwi Farm?