The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Constellationzero]

Daily reminder:
Bobby Riggs was 55 with his golden seniors card, Billie Jean King was 29
Karsten Braasch (203rd men's player) beat the Williams sisters (ranked 1 & 2), one right after the other, while hung over and having played 18 holes of golf right before.
A Dallas Highschool boys team stomped the Women's Olympic Champions in soccer.

I am sure there are women who would stomp my out of shape nerd ass at any number of physical challenges, but they're trained athletes. Its not even fucking close.

Bobby Riggs was also the pinnacle of hubris at the time. Up to, and including the Sugar Daddy/Babby grandstanding.

I read he died shitting in a bag.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Bobby Riggs was also the pinnacle of hubris at the time. Up to, and including the Sugar Daddy/Babby grandstanding.

Bobby was also massively in debt at the time and was well known to do anything for money, it's fully possible he didn't actually care and just wanted the pay check.

There's also a rumor that he may have betted against himself in the match.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Daily reminder:
Bobby Riggs was 55 with his golden seniors card, Billie Jean King was 29
Karsten Braasch (203rd men's player) beat the Williams sisters (ranked 1 & 2), one right after the other, while hung over and having played 18 holes of golf right before.
A Dallas Highschool boys team stomped the Women's Olympic Champions in soccer.

I am sure there are women who would stomp my out of shape nerd ass at any number of physical challenges, but they're trained athletes. Its not even fucking close.

Men in general are designed to be larger, stronger, faster, and more physically capable than women, no matter what. This becomes evident at a very young age.

 

[Drama Fan]

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Her access?

autocorrect from abscess?

 

[Vaclav]

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"With queer rights under attack in the United States and liberal leadership within the community failing us, The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch is our best hope."
"The people at the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch are heroes."

Behold: the face of bioleninism.

 

[Oxyjen]

I bet he's mad she's dying and he is gonna get stuck with the Tranch 100% lmao. I doubt she's giving him inheritance either, or he'd be bragging like with his dads. This faggot wouldn't care otherwise.

“To my dear son Paul, I bequeath the ranch at Westcliffe - its loan paid in full.”
Ouch.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

You know how they say "Would you rather have a live daughter or a dead son?"

There are times when the dead son is the preferred option.

 

[HackerX]

Daily reminder:
Bobby Riggs was 55 with his golden seniors card, Billie Jean King was 29
Karsten Braasch (203rd men's player) beat the Williams sisters (ranked 1 & 2), one right after the other, while hung over and having played 18 holes of golf right before.
A Dallas Highschool boys team stomped the Women's Olympic Champions in soccer.

I am sure there are women who would stomp my out of shape nerd ass at any number of physical challenges, but they're trained athletes. Its not even fucking close.

Reminds me of the people who seriously thought Ronda Rousey could beat Floyd Mayweather in any sort of combat sport competition during her heyday. I'm not disputing she could beat a retard who knows next to nothing about jujitsu, but an elite athlete is not the same.

Even looking at your average person doing powerlifting at the gym. Male v Female are vastly different, even without either group taking it more seriously.

 

[Bani]

Men in general are designed to be larger, stronger, faster, and more physically capable than women, no matter what. This becomes evident at a very young age.

There are a handful of sports where women have an advantage because they're smaller, lighter, or more flexible. For instance, equestrian sports (which are currently co-ed even at the Olympic level) are increasingly dominated by women, who generally weigh less and are more empathetic with animals. This is obviously the exception to the rule when it comes to sports, which typically test physical strength.

Men and women are equal in terms of average intelligence, which is what matters most on a sociopolitical level. However, our bodies are obviously designed to do different things. The biggest differences exist to accommodate pregnancies: a sharper curve in the spine, a higher ribcage, a tilted pelvis, and a different angle where the humerus meets the pelvis. Women also have adaptations meant to improve their ability to survive in harsh conditions, like a higher ratio of fat to muscle and a slower metabolism.

Horse piss doesn't change your skeleton, and it doesn't reduce the density of male muscle tissue to the point of parity with women. It's delusional to think that natal males won't have an advantage in strength and endurance-based sports even after HRT. Put it this way: trannies always point out that Michael Phelps had a bunch of unusual physical traits that gave him an "unfair" advantage over other athletes, but the difference between Phelps and other male swimmers is one tenth of the difference between the average male and female Olympians. Males competing against women isn't like Phelps versus other swimmers, it's like dolphins versus fucking goldfish. At that point, you're not even testing the maximum physical ability of female athletes, you're testing their tolerance for being disrespected and humiliated. You wouldn't have Hulk Hogan fight a middle schooler and then berate the latter for being a "poor sport."

 

[StillSpergingOnTheNet]

autocorrect from abscess?

Probably means IV access, her mom likely had a PIC line placed prior to the start of Chemo.

 

[lowenergy]

Probably means IV access, her mom likely had a PIC line placed prior to the start of Chemo.

Or autocorrect mistake affairs or affects to access?

 

[notafederalagent]

FedposterJ is still alive:

https://twitter.com/josiebean42/status/1629976709759123457 (https://archive.ph/3GSPh)

 

[Temperance]

Shiteater Jen has been posting more regularly on the Fediverse, although most of his posts are boring (complaining about his health or talking about his RPG Maker game).

I thought these were interesting though - kinda cryptic:


Could be wrong, but my interpretation is that Jen is acting as the main mediator or spokesman on the Tranch's side of the feud. Penny and Bonnie are too angry/immature to talk to each other directly, so a lot of their negotiations are taking place via Jen (and maybe Sky).

The Tranchers moved into Penny's parents' house in early February, but a lot of their junk is probably still over at the Tranch. I imagine there are arguments over who owns what and who is responsible for throwing away all the trash. Remember they also have a fleet of dead vehicles, and so someone will have to pay to have those towed/repaired/scrapped/whatever. Untangling the Tranch's finances/belongings has probably been nightmarish.

[There's also the possibility that a bunch of the alpacas haven't been rehomed yet, and they're still at the Tranch - maybe with Fedposter J taking care of them all by himself. I really hope this isn't the case...]

 

[Dr. Funk]

Unsurprisingly, Jen has been busy tinkering in RPG maker rather than doing any useful. He's one of Penny's "pets" after all, so he doesn't need to work.

Fuck's sake, that looks atrocious. Even that trans furry lesbian RPGmaker game that Kevin was hyped about playing has better production values than... whatever this shit is.

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

Shiteater Jen has been posting more regularly on the Fediverse, although most of his posts are boring (complaining about his health or talking about his RPG Maker game).

I thought these were interesting though - kinda cryptic:
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Could be wrong, but my interpretation is that Jen is acting as the main mediator or spokesman on the Tranch's side of the feud. Penny and Bonnie are too angry/immature to talk to each other directly, so a lot of their negotiations are taking place via Jen (and maybe Sky).

The Tranchers moved into Penny's parents' house in early February, but a lot of their junk is probably still over at the Tranch. I imagine there are arguments over who owns what and who is responsible for throwing away all the trash. Remember they also have a fleet of dead vehicles, and so someone will have to pay to have those towed/repaired/scrapped/whatever. Untangling the Tranch's finances/belongings has probably been nightmarish.

[There's also the possibility that a bunch of the alpacas haven't been rehomed yet, and they're still at the Tranch - maybe with Fedposter J taking care of them all by himself. I really hope this isn't the case...]

Not to mention that tractor they financed after the 100k grift was successful, unless they gave that up.

 

[HackerX]

Horse piss doesn't change your skeleton, and it doesn't reduce the density of male muscle tissue to the point of parity with women.

Assuming trannydom is actually fizzling out the public's goodwill, (They just want to be married and are exactly like normal people, afterall.) I think you're being rash. I, for one, would like the trannies continue to pump themselves full of Brazilian coom. For science!

 

[DatBepisTho]

Could be wrong, but my interpretation is that Jen is acting as the main mediator or spokesman on the Tranch's side of the feud. Penny and Bonnie are too angry/immature to talk to each other directly, so a lot of their negotiations are taking place via Jen (and maybe Sky).

Tfw the shiteater and the slow in da mind are the two most mature/rational individuals left of the bunch.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

It's not too late to still hope for a shootout.

 

[Oxyjen]

Meanwhile, on the other side of the mountain, a few developments have taken place regarding our black Ranchers.

Courtney has been arrested for stalking and petty theft, and Nicole with Felony menacing and Fraud.

All of their complaints seem to be part of an ongoing war with a neighbour, over what it is not clear, but these are apparently extremely volatile and paranoid people.



Here’s the link to the Denver Post article

“Modern-day KKK assault” or bitter dispute between neighbors: What’s going on at Freedom Acres Ranch?

A review of court filings and interviews paints a more complicated picture of the situation in the small community 40 minutes east of Colorado Springs.

www.denverpost.com

And also a podcast which just popped up, I haven’t listened to it yet.

The Ranching-While-Black Case Goes Viral

The Mallery family claims that white neighbors are making life hell at the Freedom Acres ranch, and that police are part of the problem.

slate.com

 

[HackerX]

Meanwhile, on the other side of the mountain, a few developments have taken place regarding our black Ranchers.

Courtney has been arrested for stalking and petty theft, and Nicole with Felony menacing and Fraud.

All of their complaints seem to be part of an ongoing war with a neighbour, over what it is not clear, but these are apparently extremely volatile and paranoid people.

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Here’s the link to the Denver Post article

“Modern-day KKK assault” or bitter dispute between neighbors: What’s going on at Freedom Acres Ranch?

A review of court filings and interviews paints a more complicated picture of the situation in the small community 40 minutes east of Colorado Springs.

www.denverpost.com

And also a podcast which just popped up, I haven’t listened to it yet.

The Ranching-While-Black Case Goes Viral

The Mallery family claims that white neighbors are making life hell at the Freedom Acres ranch, and that police are part of the problem.

slate.com

Jesus Christ. How could you possibly look at all this shit and think they aren't batshit insane.

Unfortunately we all know the answer