Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

It's interesting that Keffals got cancelled for saying the word "retard", making a black lesbian picrew joke, and the personal army request. But I'm sure I remember seeing a stream of him arguing with a woman and when she dared to disagree with him, he immediately went into an incel rage and called her a cunt. His audience was fine with this, even though they would have cancelled the shit out of a guy for acting that way (I know Lucas is a guy, but you get my point).

Seething hatred of women? Perfectly fine, just make sure you call them TERFs first! Convincing children to take drugs and adopt an anime porn aesthetic? Based!!! Saying 2016 edgelord shit? You're cancelled, buddy!

As for the rehab thing: like the shape of his spine, it's a big fat L. Because a huge part of the troon ideology is "This is the age of sin, be gay do crimes." In the absence of a higher authority or legitimate political project, they fall into a hedonistic nihilism. That's why the chapo / reddit left idolizes Hunter Biden as he smokes crack and fucks prostitutes -- their idea of 'cool' is acting like Bender from Futurama. A respectable job? That's bourgeois nonsense! The world is coming to an end! There's nothing to but coom and game and do drugs!

Except now Keffals is someone who can't handle his drugs. We'll see how it pans out for him, but I could see a lot of his audience losing interest in his channel. If he was wrong about drugs being cool and good, what else might he be wrong about? Sulking off to rehab is loser energy to these people. Even if it counterred his cancellation, it came at a serious cost.
 
I am a smoker and I have nicotine stains on my left hand I can tell you for a fact that nic stains dont look brown like shit. They are a light yellow and I know a guy with really bad nicotine stains and they are an orange color.

Keffals finger is probably brown cause he spends all day finger fucking his infected axe wound.
Sounds plausible...

My theory is similar, but when Lucas is exploring the Ruins of Sausage City it's with the other hand and that one just smells bad.

This one... well it's better we don't talk about it.
 
No matter what your problem is, the solution is never trooning.
I don't know about that. I mean what if your problem is
I really like doing a lot of drugs ,not working a productive job, and scamming people to finance it ...but I need some kind of excuse card that trumps any of my actions on the social media platforms to which I'm addicted...
 
I don't know about that. I mean what if your problem is
I really like doing a lot of drugs ,not working a productive job, and scamming people to finance it ...but I need some kind of excuse card that trumps any of my actions on the social media platforms to which I'm addicted...
Suicide is a far more resource and time efficient solution than trooning out, no?
 
The whole debate of which withdrawal is the worst is a hot topic amongst addicts. The best way I can put it is this:
Yes, bad Alcohol and Benzo WD can kill you if unmonitored while bad Opiate W/D will make you want to kill yourself.
Barbiturate (Nembutal, Seconal etc) WD's are supposedly the worst, even worse than Klonopin or other Benzos, but I don't know if they're even prescribed outside of in patient psychiatric hospitals or that Swiss suicide clinic.
Alcohol and Benzos are supposedly the worst thing these days, far worse than Opiates. Cocaine I don't think is even physically addictive, like it won't make you sick to come off coke.
All this talk of rehab is pretty much pointless as far as Lucas is concerned, I really doubt he's going to any Detox/Rehab programme, it's another fucking grift and sob story to use as a shield when he saw he was bleeding too many subs, and from what I've seen its worked.
Till next time at least. Lucas's biggest problem is his mouth and lack of impulse control, as demonstrated by the way he constantly blurts out retarded shit and then deletes it.
He's a fucking fat, hunchbacked, balding buffoon.

He's skinwalking his own mother.
Wonderful.
The connections are getting more and more convoluted.
Stop the Merge I want to get off.
No not like that!
Keep away from me Lucas you freak...

What's the bets this gross AGP fuck has got a little too close to his Mom?
 
I hope Lucas finishes hogwarts legacy and come back online soon. This thread turns to shit when there is no new content.
This thread goes to shit even when there’s content because of Lucas being pretty boring outside of drama. It’s a cycle that will continue to repeat until Lucas becomes less of a sleep aid.
 
Barbiturate (Nembutal, Seconal etc) WD's are supposedly the worst, even worse than Klonopin or other Benzos, but I don't know if they're even prescribed outside of in patient psychiatric hospitals or that Swiss suicide clinic.
Alcohol and Benzos are supposedly the worst thing these days, far worse than Opiates. Cocaine I don't think is even physically addictive, like it won't make you sick to come off coke.
All this talk of rehab is pretty much pointless as far as Lucas is concerned, I really doubt he's going to any Detox/Rehab programme, it's another fucking grift and sob story to use as a shield when he saw he was bleeding too many subs, and from what I've seen its worked.
Till next time at least. Lucas's biggest problem is his mouth and lack of impulse control, as demonstrated by the way he constantly blurts out retarded shit and then deletes it.
He's a fucking fat, hunchbacked, balding buffoon.
Ya, Cocaine has almost no physical withdrawal profile.
I used to go on binges where I would IV up to an Ounce of acetone washed blow (95%+pure) in a week or so. Yes I would feel like shit after but generally I would sleep for like 20 hours and then be tired for a few days.

Barbs are so seldomly used now a days in the Western Hemisphere other than occasionally for seizure disorders and were basically wholly replaced by Benzo and Benzo-like drugs because they were marketed as a safer alternative with a higher theraputic index. Although there is some truth to this they still have a bad WD profile if not titrated off of properly.
While Alcohol, Barbs and Benzos are typically more dangerous to go cold turkey off of, the W/D for all of these is incredibly easy to manage with Benzos or just titrating the dose downward.
Someone on a high dose of street opiates who does not have a prescription is much harder to stabilize because methadone induction takes weeks or months and suboxone has a ceiling dose and will do nothing for someone with a huge habit and precipitated withdrawal is another possible complication altogether.
It is also a popular myth that you cannot die from opiate WD alone. There are thousands of recorded cases worldwide especially in places like Russia or the middle east where heroin is widely available and methadone is not an option.

The simplest way I can put it is this: Person A is huge alcoholic who has been drinking half a gallon of Whisky a day for years and Person B is Heroin/Fentanyl addict who has a 500 dollar a day habit. They both check in to a medical detox.

Person A is prescriped large amounts of Diazepam or Librium and then the dose is reduced slowly. They have cravings and feel uneasy for a few days but are generally doing well
Person B is prescriped Clonidine, Benzos, Muscle Relaxants, Pramipexole or Ropinirole and other ancillary drugs to treat symtoms. Their habit was way to high for suboxone and if they want to go on methadone they can but the max starting dose is 30mg a day and you can only go up 10 or 15mg every 3 days. Person B is going to be in absolute hell for at least 5 days if they chose methadone and probably 10-15 days if they chose to go cold turkey all while thinking if they could just get one more hit they will instantly go from feeling like offing themself to euphoric bliss.

TL:DR. Drugs are Bad.

Keffals will almost certainly relapse because it takes a lot of hard work, humility and self awareness to be successful in recovery and Keffals is a lazy, self centred idiot.
 
Ya, Cocaine has almost no physical withdrawal profile.
I used to go on binges where I would IV up to an Ounce of acetone washed blow (95%+pure) in a week or so. Yes I would feel like shit after but generally I would sleep for like 20 hours and then be tired for a few days.

Barbs are so seldomly used now a days in the Western Hemisphere other than occasionally for seizure disorders and were basically wholly replaced by Benzo and Benzo-like drugs because they were marketed as a safer alternative with a higher theraputic index. Although there is some truth to this they still have a bad WD profile if not titrated off of properly.
While Alcohol, Barbs and Benzos are typically more dangerous to go cold turkey off of, the W/D for all of these is incredibly easy to manage with Benzos or just titrating the dose downward.
Someone on a high dose of street opiates who does not have a prescription is much harder to stabilize because methadone induction takes weeks or months and suboxone has a ceiling dose and will do nothing for someone with a huge habit and precipitated withdrawal is another possible complication altogether.
It is also a popular myth that you cannot die from opiate WD alone. There are thousands of recorded cases worldwide especially in places like Russia or the middle east where heroin is widely available and methadone is not an option.

The simplest way I can put it is this: Person A is huge alcoholic who has been drinking half a gallon of Whisky a day for years and Person B is Heroin/Fentanyl addict who has a 500 dollar a day habit. They both check in to a medical detox.

Person A is prescriped large amounts of Diazepam or Librium and then the dose is reduced slowly. They have cravings and feel uneasy for a few days but are generally doing well
Person B is prescriped Clonidine, Benzos, Muscle Relaxants, Pramipexole or Ropinirole and other ancillary drugs to treat symtoms. Their habit was way to high for suboxone and if they want to go on methadone they can but the max starting dose is 30mg a day and you can only go up 10 or 15mg every 3 days. Person B is going to be in absolute hell for at least 5 days if they chose methadone and probably 10-15 days if they chose to go cold turkey all while thinking if they could just get one more hit they will instantly go from feeling like offing themself to euphoric bliss.

TL:biggrin:R. Drugs are Bad.

Keffals will almost certainly relapse because it takes a lot of hard work, humility and self awareness to be successful in recovery and Keffals is a lazy, self centred idiot.
Pretty much exactly this.
I don’t doubt the veracity of the fact that Keffals has a habit- just his actual genuine desire to be clean, rather than a little bit of a break in order to get a more enjoyable high when he immediately gets back on, and a useful redemption grift.

He’s a user, he’s using drugs and he’s using his use of drugs as a useful tactic.
Gamification, boi!
 
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I hope Lucas finishes hogwarts legacy and come back online soon. This thread turns to shit when there is no new content.
The drug/rehab arc has been terrible in part because luke is offline, but more so because of all the drug sperging in this thread. It’s worse than the gay poetry.

addicted to drugs
the details do not matter
we just want more milk
 
Heard this thread was content deprived, so I went to the content store and picked this up:
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I didn’t know the Buffalo Bills were transphobic. Lucas also doesn’t cover those bills anymore because of PTSD. All he does is play vidya and poorly react to videos. I know what Cathy is referring to with “sausage videos” and it’s just really bad cooking videos. I will not link any of these because they trigger my PTSD. Back to the tweet thread, maybe Lucas shouldn’t have bragged about taking away Destiny’s primary source of income, even if he followed it up with a weak “i didn’t report anything”. Lucas will be back for the money, he does not care about the trans community at large.
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I didn’t know the Buffalo Bills were transphobic. Lucas also doesn’t cover those bills anymore because of PTSD. All he does is play vidya and poorly react to videos. I know what Cathy is referring to with “sausage videos” and it’s just really bad cooking videos. I will not link any of these because they trigger my PTSD. Back to the tweet thread, maybe Lucas shouldn’t have bragged about taking away Destiny’s primary source of income, even if he followed it up with a weak “i didn’t report anything”. Lucas will be back for the money, he does not care about the trans community at large.
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Tbh, I am betting on this being Lucas posting under his moms account. He needs a burner account to read whatever people are saying about him without risking people realising he's still there (clicking like on "zomg that's transphobic" tweets must be muscle memory for him now) and this would be the perfect cover for Lukeyboy.
 
Heard this thread was content deprived, so I went to the content store and picked this up:
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I didn’t know the Buffalo Bills were transphobic. Lucas also doesn’t cover those bills anymore because of PTSD. All he does is play vidya and poorly react to videos. I know what Cathy is referring to with “sausage videos” and it’s just really bad cooking videos. I will not link any of these because they trigger my PTSD. Back to the tweet thread, maybe Lucas shouldn’t have bragged about taking away Destiny’s primary source of income, even if he followed it up with a weak “i didn’t report anything”. Lucas will be back for the money, he does not care about the trans community at large.
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ok now im starting to get suspicious. why does his mom sound almost exactly the same as he does? i get being proud or whatever but this comes off like someone who is talking about themselves in the third person or something. looking at the twitter account i could easily believe this is an alt account or an account his mom no longer uses that he has access too.
 
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