Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Tiresome]

The Scalfani McMansion is officially for sale.

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Archive courtesy of @Jack of the Lantern II.

An attractive if cookie-cutter burbs-abode. Let's hope the new owners are classier, but that's almost impossible to avoid. Also can't wait to see the new rural shack the Scalfanis are forced to blight after Jack's med bills and Tammy's continuing professional failures. GiveMeBankruptcy.

Edit: Jesus christ, look at those fucking furnishings. New potential buyers immediately know what kind of surface-effect moron fake-Christians they're dealing with, thanks to that utterly idiotic and beyond-kitsch Jesus Helps the Junkie poster, while we personally know the Nightmare Before Christmas shit upstairs is solely because Jack is so utterly infatuated with anything with his own name, like a 5 year old with his first gift-shop license plate placard. Also wipe down your dishwasher, you fucking trogs.

Also: So few books. So very few books.

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

Jack lived because he can't die until he taste tests the Double Down that just got announced to be returning.

He has unfinished fried chicken bacon business in this world.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Just because it's not Aunt Myrna's abortion, he feels the need to bitch about food that looks better than anything he's ever made.

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That's because they're sick of listening to you moan about your "successful" YouTube career.

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I doubt it'd taste amazeballs, considering it's nursing home food, but biscuits, gravy, and eggs is perfectly fine for most people. In fact, I'd say most of the residents would've been content with that.

I thought for a second the thumbnail looks pretty okay, I wonder where he stole it. Looks like it may be the actual food, though, but of course someone else made it. What a Jackhole. Jack deserves actual prison food from one of the shittier prisons where you get a bologna sandwich for breakfast with green meat and if you talk shit they smack you upside your stupid googly-eyed head a few times.

I would love it if an aide shoved lockup loaf into Jack's food hole.

We have pictures!

Spoiler: The Former Scalfani Set

Spoiler: Exterior / Backyard

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Spoiler: Kitchen / Dining Room

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Spoiler: Living Rooms / Offices

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Spoiler: Bedrooms / Bathrooms

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Why am I unsurprised that they have Bible verses on their walls like every other super religious hypocritical asshole I've known?

Almost $600k for that house is a joke. The market is already dropping. Good luck getting half of that six months from now.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Selling into a declining housing market while mortgage rates are nearing a 15-year high, what could possibly go wrong?

Not like Jack can even use that second story any more.

 

[Rod Dangerous]

Jack’s mother-in-law continues to share information regarding their potential move publicly.

 

[Tiresome]

Jack’s mother-in-law continues to share information regarding their potential move publicly.

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Of course it's Tammy's home, I imagine Jack didn't contribute a single dollar to its purchase or upkeep, because all his toobz earnings go to stuffing his fat face.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Almost $600k for that house is a joke. The market is already dropping. Good luck getting half of that six months from now.

Personally, I think putting any words on the wall, Bible verses or not is tacky and basic as fuck. I hate the whole trend.

As for the house, they bought it May 2014 for $284k. Even if they drop the selling price to $400k, they will still make good money off the house. The real question is what is next?

Edit: WTF are they moving to a 13 acre property? If true that would require an insane amount of physical upkeeping or paying someone to do it.

 

[p1138]

Not like Jack can even use that second story any more.

Definitely not. Ignoring fatty's previous nonsense about multiple sets, there's actually plenty of 2-3 bed 1-2 bath single story single family homes under 400k even within hendersonville to grab, assuming they can actually sell the existing place. And selling is going to be an issue since there's plenty of new construction available in the same range they're trying to sell for in addition to other places that have been up for a while.

edit: 13 ACRES? HOLY SHIT LOL, the only way that makes any sense is if Tammy wants to move Fatty out to the middle of nowhere so there's less of a chance of emergency services being able to save his ass when the next stroke hits. Unless they plan on doing the opposite of downsizing the house and moving Jr and his wife in?

 

[rubytintedchix]

Edit: WTF are they moving to a 13 acre property? If true that would require an insane amount of physical upkeeping or paying someone to do it.

They need a plot of land that large to bury Jack’s corpse. Tammy should probably start calling around now before inground pool installation season really steps off to secure the labor and lock in the price for the back hoe.

 

[Tiresome]

I'll give them 150k, or 200 if they get on their knees and hail the God of the Belly before signing the papers.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Of course it's Tammy's home, I imagine Jack didn't contribute a single dollar to its purchase or upkeep, because all his toobz earnings go to stuffing his fat face.

Is only her name on the deed? Hmmm...

Edit: No, it is both of them as listed owners.

 

[biggacracka]

No, it is both of them as listed owners

I bet he insisted on being on the deed "in case you (Tammy) die before me"

 

[AnOminous]

Of course it's Tammy's home, I imagine Jack didn't contribute a single dollar to its purchase or upkeep, because all his toobz earnings go to stuffing his fat face.

She has to know Jack hates having his shameful history broadcast to the public because you know he has to have thrown an angy fit about it in the past. She's doing it and pointing out it's TAMMY'S house because she has had it with Jagoff's shit.

I bet he insisted on being on the deed "in case you (Tammy) die before me"

That makes it even funnier his m-i-l is calling it "Tammy's house."

 

[SteveGoatman]

This picture tour shows a house that is 100% what I expected. Pleasant(ish) enough but very basic bitch suburban sprawl house with absolutely no personality, nor risks taken, or interesting additions made by them. There is, in spite of all the faux Christian decorations, no soul to that house at all.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

She's doing it and pointing out it's TAMMY'S house because she has had it with Jagoff's shit.

No doubt. You know Mama Flanders is having to/will have to fork over loads of cash for these gluttonous medical bills since Tranny's controller job at the chair factory won't nearly cut it.

 

[Tiresome]

No doubt. You know Mama Flanders is having to/will have to fork over loads of cash for these gluttonous medical bills since Tranny's controller job at the chair factory won't nearly cut it.

Highly unlikely Qarolyn will be laying out anything when the Scalfanis can just go into that great American pastime, unsolvable medical debt. Jack's no stranger to it.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Highly unlikely Qarolyn will be laying out anything when the Scalfanis can just go into that great American pastime, unsolvable medical debt. Jack's no stranger to it.

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I think were are at the beginning of the SS disability arc. I imagine they are applying now. Jack could still larp as a cook on YT because how much money would he get as a drooling vegetable making slop anyway? I think this is probably the end of the CWJ show, but probably not of him tard raging on Facebook or on YT from time to time.

 

[AnOminous]

I think were are at the beginning of the SS disability arc. I imagine they are applying now. Jack could still larp as a cook on YT because how much money would he get as a drooling vegetable making slop anyway? I think this is probably the end of the CWJ show, but probably not of him tard raging on Facebook or on YT from time to time.

Has he been paying self employment tax? Does he even qualify? I know he has no qualified W-2 employment in the last 20+ years.

 

[stets]

Has he been paying self employment tax? Does he even qualify? I know he has no qualified W-2 employment in the last 20+ years.

Self-employment tax on what? Jack doesn’t net anything. The entire CWJ & JotG universe is a tax avoidance scheme so they can write off their food and entertainment. You have to go back in time a quarter century to his secretarial job to find a time he’s definitely paid any appreciable amount of taxes. The guy is in his mid fifties, but probably only has a decade of actual, documented work history.

I’m not an expert, but it looks like he needs to have reported at least $65K in net income total over the past decade. He probably has. But if he hasn’t, it looks like he’s toast.

 

[AnOminous]

Self-employment tax on what? Jack doesn’t net anything. The entire CWJ & JotG universe is a tax avoidance scheme so they can write off their food and entertainment.

He did at some point before his channel entered its death spiral. I just don't know if he's earned enough income in his entire life to qualify for actual Social Security Insurance. And to qualify for SSDI, you need to practically live in total squalor. He can't own what he does and qualify.

But he's definitely had some reportable 1099-foo income, possibly even enough to qualify for SSI.