Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Swole McPole]

Careful there sweetheart, dont forget where you've come from. If they are degens, what is the person who has lost favor with the degens?

Was this meant to be a gotcha? Because my money would be on someone who isn't part of the in-crowd, ie NOT a degen.

Didn't she lose favour precisely because she was calling them out for their degeneracy?

I know the locals crowd aren't the sharpest tools in the box, but it strains credulity to think they'd be dumb enough to think that this was somehow a burn.

 

[Bitcoin Henchman]

Coomalot probably deserves his own thread at this point. Listening to him is insufferable, he does so much cringey stuff, and I have no idea how he ended up latching on to Rekieta (I guess through Rekieta's attempts to enter the "manosphere"?). I bet he troons out in 3-5 years.

Camelot and Rekieta became friends back when Camelots gamestop videos were doing really well and gamestop management threatened to sue him. Rekieta invited him on and they didn't talk for a while after that, at least not on stream. Then hey began going on flashcast at the same time and seem to have become closer friends after that. At least that's what I remember lol.

Edit: Typo

 

[Not Who You Think]

Just in case anyone was wondering, which I’m sure people aren’t because they’re not retarded, blackouts are a warning sign that alcoholics should pay very close attention to. Nick is smarter than everyone else, however and is probably laughing at all the prudes who don’t black out on the regular. Clock’s ticking, dude.

I believe Nick thinks that he has gotten past the need to curry favour with an audience. He has the corporate money contract and cannot fathom it going away. He doesn't have to work hard now, he thinks. It will be a rude awakening when those sponsorships dry up and he finds he cannot make a living off his sycophants.

Reminder, Nick "knows that [he] has 14 years to be degenerate as fuck and [he's] gonna do all of it... because [he's] gonna do a bunch of fucking crazy bullshit becuz [he's] dumb."

Spoiler: Clips For Posterity

Based on the parameters Nick has set for himself, he isn't necessarily planning to even last another 14 years. Nick is more than likely planning to crash and burn within 14 years, and he's right on track for that. Every asset Nick has is expendable in this regard; health, money, fame, relationships, etc. In fact, it's preferable to him if he uses them up before his deadline.

This way of thinking also tracks with his "self-induced" midlife crisis. This is a self-destructive exhibition of impotent defiance. To put it another way; being out of control is Nicks way of being in control when he has no control. This is mentality is shared by certain people who exhibit suicidal tendencies (primarily those who do so out of frustration), and as such could be interpreted as a cry for help.

 

[Bartolomeow Kittensberger]

Indeed. Rekieta's suicide-baiting and BPD-esque behavior establish him as a bona fide Ralpha Male.

Reminder, Nick "knows that [he] has 14 years to be degenerate as fuck and [he's] gonna do all of it... because [he's] gonna do a bunch of fucking crazy bullshit becuz [he's] dumb."

Spoiler: Clips For Posterity

View attachment 4669558

Based on the parameters Nick has set for himself, he isn't necessarily planning to even last another 14 years. Nick is more than likely planning to crash and burn within 14 years, and he's right on track for that. Every asset Nick has is expendable in this regard; health, money, fame, relationships, etc. In fact, it's preferable to him if he uses them up before his deadline.

This way of thinking also tracks with his "self-induced" midlife crisis. This is a self-destructive exhibition of impotent defiance. To put it another way; being out of control is Nicks way of being in control when he has no control. This is mentality is shared by certain people who exhibit suicidal tendencies (primarily those who do so out of frustration), and as such could be interpreted as a cry for help.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

He has sadi he is trying to do 3-4 a year (and piggyback a vacation off each).

He has had Vegas, Philadelphia, Nashville, and Houston booked already as big meet-ups, but said he might do smaller 'hey I'm at this bar in FL' type stuff

If he does anime matsuri again this year I might go. I need a new waifu body pillow anyway

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

Indeed. Rekieta's suicide-baiting and BPD-esque behavior establish him as a bona fide Ralpha Male.

That makes Rekieta's quiet defense of the Ralphamale a bit more clear. He wanted to be Ralph all this time.
Incidentally what did we get after the eventual blowup between the two? Reoccuring snipes, remarks, and attempts to expose third parties to their bullshit. The only difference between them right now is that Nick has money.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Reminder, Nick "knows that [he] has 14 years to be degenerate as fuck and [he's] gonna do all of it... because [he's] gonna do a bunch of fucking crazy bullshit becuz [he's] dumb."

Spoiler: Clips For Posterity

View attachment 4669558

Based on the parameters Nick has set for himself, he isn't necessarily planning to even last another 14 years. Nick is more than likely planning to crash and burn within 14 years, and he's right on track for that. Every asset Nick has is expendable in this regard; health, money, fame, relationships, etc. In fact, it's preferable to him if he uses them up before his deadline.

This way of thinking also tracks with his "self-induced" midlife crisis. This is a self-destructive exhibition of impotent defiance. To put it another way; being out of control is Nicks way of being in control when he has no control. This is mentality is shared by certain people who exhibit suicidal tendencies (primarily those who do so out of frustration), and as such could be interpreted as a cry for help.

Shame he won't be around for his kids, if true. The youngest will be just over 18 if this timeline is accurate.

If he does anime matsuri again this year I might go. I need a new waifu body pillow anyway

If you go and want to help document it, DM me. I have a potential source that might be there, but I'd take two sources.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Apparently the Faran situation is coming up in Nick's chat. Such summer children.

Even Branca is gunt guarding Faran. What is she Eliza Blu?

 

[cypher3057]

Divinity released a video on rumble and this was the opening screenshot. A DM between her and Faran

.

 

[joshua moon nigger monkey]

Apparently the Faran situation is coming up in Nick's chat. Such summer children.

Even Branca is gunt guarding Faran. What is she Eliza Blu?

Maybe she has more dirt. A dm leak so take with a grain of salt

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Coomalot probably deserves his own thread at this point. Listening to him is insufferable, he does so much cringey stuff, and I have no idea how he ended up latching on to Rekieta (I guess through Rekieta's attempts to enter the "manosphere"?). I bet he troons out in 3-5 years.

There is a large and growing number of people who could potentially deserve their own thread, but don't get one because the only reason people care about them is the fact they are Rekieta orbiters. Camelot, Faran, Drexel, just off the top of my head.

If this ever degenerates to a Rekieta subforum, then they will get one.

Divinity released a video on rumble and this was the opening screenshot. A DM between her and Faran.View attachment 4670914

HOLY SHIT! She actually uploaded that!

Heinous Truth - Faran Balanced Doesnt Want You To See This

Dec 22 - 1 Feb 12 - 3 Feb 26 - 3 Mar 01 - 1 8 copyright strikes - hoes mad.

rumble.com

Maybe she has more dirt. A dm leak so take with a grain of salt

Looks like she's going scorched earth on Rekieta too.

 

[DiggieSmalls]

Divinity released a video on rumble and this was the opening screenshot. A DM between her and Faran.View attachment 4670914

BAHAHAHAHAH OMG
Sir Coomsalot is getting cucked and Drex will flex his bbc on mrs rackets. KFalways.win

 

[Dean Pentel]

Reminder, Nick "knows that [he] has 14 years to be degenerate as fuck and [he's] gonna do all of it... because [he's] gonna do a bunch of fucking crazy bullshit becuz [he's] dumb."

Spoiler: Clips For Posterity

View attachment 4669558

Based on the parameters Nick has set for himself, he isn't necessarily planning to even last another 14 years. Nick is more than likely planning to crash and burn within 14 years, and he's right on track for that. Every asset Nick has is expendable in this regard; health, money, fame, relationships, etc. In fact, it's preferable to him if he uses them up before his deadline.

This way of thinking also tracks with his "self-induced" midlife crisis. This is a self-destructive exhibition of impotent defiance. To put it another way; being out of control is Nicks way of being in control when he has no control. This is mentality is shared by certain people who exhibit suicidal tendencies (primarily those who do so out of frustration), and as such could be interpreted as a cry for help.

He's going to find out the hard way that his interpretation of how much time he has left with his current lifestyle is very, very optimistic. And that assumes he doesn't end up in an O.R. because, well gosh, he was in his hotel room naked and he tripped and fell backwards and a lubricated [thing] just happened to slide way up his rectum.

That makes Rekieta's quiet defense of the Ralphamale a bit more clear. He wanted to be Ralph all this time.
Incidentally what did we get after the eventual blowup between the two? Reoccuring snipes, remarks, and attempts to expose third parties to their bullshit. The only difference between them right now is that Nick has money.

If someone finds him and beats the fuck out of him on camera (and I sincerely hope that happens), how quickly do you think that shylock honker of his gets broken?

BAHAHAHAHAH OMG
Sir Coomsalot is getting cucked and Drex will flex his bbc on mrs rackets. KFalways.win

Nah, she's like three times older than our resident totally-secure-and-desirable alpha male likes 'em.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

Divinity released a video on rumble and this was the opening screenshot. A DM between her and Faran.View attachment 4670914

Of course he was talking to her about it he wanted to bang her so bad that night. She’s misinterpreting though he was telling her that his wife was into it so that she would be more comfortable with the idea and hopefully be into it too it’s a common tactic in these circles “oh my wife totally wants to swing isn’t that crazy…? Heh heh”

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Latest Chat Archive:

Oh noes! I been doxxed!

Spoiler: I am FAMOUS but I hate it...

Lostnconfusd​

I'm still mad at @urse tho...​

Darkomen42​

Why's that?​

Lostnconfusd​

don't want kiwi farms to document it...​

Lostnconfusd​

She's a peach. Lol but she made me Kiwi farms famous​

Sally78​

Really do tell​

Darkomen42​

Just something some retard posted​

Buzzion​	I think I've managed to avoid that. I got a pic with Tamara at the meetup and don't think she's posted that​
Sally78​	Ya...I never get on there...don't see the point​

Lostnconfusd​

I'm just offended they called me a soy boy ​

Sally78​	Ass if​
Lostnconfusd​	I've got a nice butt what can I say​

I has reading pwoblems...

Darkomen42​

The last time I looked at it was when you know who got banned, the thread advanced 300 PAGES since that happened. It went from 1100 something to 1400 something to get to the new stuff.​

Sally78​

What's the point of looking for gossip and things out of context​

I have and post the full context, bitch... Give me credit for that...


Tamara had her skull opened. YIKES!

Buzzion​

I think I've managed to avoid that. I got a pic with Tamara at the meetup and don't think she's posted that​

Buzzion​

I took her pic with Camelot. Camelot took her pic with me​

Sally78​

I have been waiting to see her in chat. I really liked her​

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

An invitation to Kiwis? (Plus admission of trolling)

Spoiler: Why can't we be fweinds?

Darkomen42​

Well we were sitting at the beer park laughing at the retards trying to shit on people's vacations, because it was genuinely fucking sad to have nothing better to do.​

Sally78​

They should have just came and has fun. Who was posting pics from party to kiwi​

Lostnconfusd​

They screenshotted from the chat​

Darkomen42​	Mostly it was just stuff of Nick and things that got posted here, but someone of course had pictures of you and they were pointing out people in the background of Rackets photos and giving them shit because of their looks or whatever​
Buzzion​	Yeah all they're going by is what was posted in here​

Lostnconfusd​	That and what I posted on Kiwi farms myself. Lol​
Darkomen42​	They reposted the picture of me and you @Sally78 and you and Branca and your husband, shit like that.​

Sally78​	Oh no..not that ​
Sally78​	U post in farms...lol​

Darkomen42​	Yeah, that stuff was who gives a shit. It's just the other stuff where people who didn't even know they were in pictures and were minding their own business just wanting to meet Nick and people were having shit talked for no good reason​
Lostnconfusd​	They funded my trip so I could infiltrate and spy on you all lol​
Sally78​	That's why I took few pics at event. Of people want their picture posted and taken they can do it themselves​
Sally78​	Smart...double agent​
Lostnconfusd​	Exactly lol​

Darkomen42​

That's also why I asked everyone that wasn't a YouTuber before I posted pictures with them in them. We took some group photos that won't get posted because they're pictures of us on vacation that had a good time with each other and it's not the business of busy body retards. Everyone that was in them got copies and that was it.​

Lostnconfusd​

Thank you for asking, @urse didn't even ask before she doxxed me ​

A pickpocket hooker's tale...

Spoiler: Trash people doing trash things...

Darkomen42​

I think the hooker that tried to rob my Branca book out of my jacket was the best part at the bar ​

Lostnconfusd​

Which hooker was that?​

Darkomen42​	The one in the white hoodie that kept hanging around. My jacket was laying on that computer table and she walked up to it with her back to it and was feeling around to see what was in my pockets and it was only my Branca book​
TheMildOne​	That was special....that chick was clearly coke'd out​
Darkomen42​	Lol yeah, she was looking to get paid​
Lostnconfusd​	Ah she was the pickpocketing hooker everyone was talking about.​

TheMildOne​

Trying to pay off the botched lip injection financing....​

Darkomen42​

I saw her doing it because I was sitting at that slot machine and I just spoke up and said "unless you're looking for a book there's nothing in my jacket to take" and she tried to play it off and wandered away pretty quick​

Darkomen42​

At least now I have a funny hooker story​

Picking a fight in Vegas

Spoiler: Urse almost starts a cat fight

Darkomen42​

Then @urse tried to pick a fight with those girls with the tiny tight shirts lmao​

Lostnconfusd​

She called one of them trash apparently...haha​

Darkomen42​

Lol she was looking for the trash can and thought it was in that computer desk and said outloud "is that trash?" Right as they walked up from behind her and took it personal​

Buzzion​

Oh yeah that was great. She was looking for trash and turns around painting "is that trash?" at that computer station right as the girl walks by​

Buzzion​

And to be fair: they were​

Lostnconfusd​

no @urse was just being honest and called her trash ​

Darkomen42​

Yes, yes they were. Trashy, but not ugly.​

TheMildOne​

Wait who were these girls?​

Darkomen42​	Did you see the light skinned black girls with the tiny crop top shirts that had like one button holding the front together?​
TheMildOne​	I must've missed this....was this at Bellagio or Paris or somewhere else​

Darkomen42​

At the venetian with Rackets and Branca and everyone, it was early before Kurt left I think​

TheMildOne​	Oh shit....yeah I didn't see them. Not sure wtf I was doing...​
Darkomen42​	You were there I know, you might just not have been there right that second​
Lostnconfusd​	I was there but didn't catch that. Wish I had. Would have laughed my ass off. Lol​
TheMildOne​	Good thing I didn't....or I would have caused a scene.... i would have said "She doesn't like being trash, but she shows up looking all recycled"​

Lostnconfusd​

I would have laughed harder then @Darkomen42 did reading kiwi farms threads ​

Darkomen42​	The one girl turned around and was pissed lol​
Darkomen42​	They kept walking though​

Darkomen42​

I think it was something along the lines of "what did you say bitch?"​

Darkomen42​

Lol yeah, @urse wouldn't take well to getting hit, she'd go hard lol​

Buzzion​	It was just some thing like "what do you say" we defused it quick though​
Lostnconfusd​	She would've stabbed a bitch lol​

​

Late to the news of Panoptes

Spoiler: Late breaking news

angi_harrover​

Have you seen that crazy Kiwi Farms has a bot in here and posting locals chat in the forums I think thats wrong imho​

ThisJustinCase​

yeah its been like that for a while =/​

Sally78​

Who cares. It's just gossip and shit taken out of context​

FULL CONTEXT! Stop lying...

Freedom1982​

No have I made it yet? Lol​

You did now...

The script flips. LOCALS is NOT LONGER PRIVATE!

Spoiler: Revisionist history

RekietaLaw​

Who cares? All the chats are visible.​

Freedom1982​	Same as the clippers​
angi_harrover​	@Freedom1982 we all have lmao​

sanglant​	lol, what did the kiwis think of honey bee?​
Sally78​	Doesn't matter..I come here to have fun...not worrying about it​

Buzzion​	Don't worry. Just remember them doing that means they are mint just obsessing stupidly over Nick. They're obsessing stupidly over a bunch of nobodies in his chat, and how sad that is.​
AgBiochemist​	As long as those autists pay $5 a month, I’m fine with it. Let Nick grift off those nuts​
RilW​	All of this is public to everyone​

Is this the final stage of grief? Acceptance?

angi_harrover​

@RekietaLaw I know just thought it was crazy​

RekietaLaw​

It is. It's peak spergery​

Sally78​

Nothing I do in here causes me shame.​

LM F'n AO!

Freedom1982​

Good​

RilW​

if your not a creator kiwis are pretty harmless​

Buzzion​

A bunch of us were sitting outside of The Paris laughing at their posts​

ThePieMaker​

Kiwis are an imaginary people off of an imaginary land​

​

Nick posts Ass... Again

Spoiler: And starts a trend...

RekietaLaw​

Ass wednesday

Freedom1982​	Lol​
Sally78​	Wowza​
Stan27​	​

RilW​

we need baldo octopi stat​

ThisJustinCase​

Well, our leader did it. I guess...

Sally78​

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NicksGheyLover​

Sally78, now that you’re back from Vegas, are you able to describe the girth and texture of Nick’s cock for us?​

Sally78​

.

Is this her daughter's room again?

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

An invitation to Kiwis?

Darkomen42​

Well we were sitting at the beer park laughing at the retards trying to shit on people's vacations, because it was genuinely fucking sad to have nothing better to do.​

Sally78​

They should have just came and has fun. Who was posting pics from party to kiwi​

They are the ones keeping track of their haters while they are on vacation and we are the sad ones? Projection thy name is locals chat

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I find it interesting that some of the Rumble comments are taking the DM leak as confirmation that it was Faran who maliciously started the "Rekieta swinger" narrative without any basis in reality.



I do wonder if Divinity was equally stupid and went to Nick with this info and the same spin.

If Nick had more warning that this DM would leak, it would make a lot more sense why he's suddenly planning to cover the controversy and seemed to signal that he's going to be taking Faran's side tonight.

Nick almost never openly leans into drama in a case like this where both parties are ostensibly on his side.

EDIT: Here's Rekieta from a few days ago whining about people asking him to cover the story.

 

[AnOminous]

I find it interesting that some of the Rumble comments are taking the DM leak as confirmation that it was Faran who maliciously started the "Rekieta swinger" narrative without any basis in reality.

That's funny because I thought it was months of open public degeneracy, going to a swinger resort called Hedonism II to engage in swinging activities, becoming obsessed with Balldos and spending most waking moments drunk, then doubling and quadrupling and octupling down on that recently that caused that.

Apparently we just hallucinated all that after being brainwashed by some law e-thot.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

They are the ones keeping track of their haters while they are on vacation and we are the sad ones? Projection thy name is locals chat

I do this for fun in my free time...

Speaking of which, I have an obligation. I will go ahead and post more later.