Gambling Gunt - Gunt's Latest Vice

[AnOminous]

Ralph the moron isn’t smart enough to get around location restrictions on these apps. So I’m pretty sure one reason he’s hitting the pills and booze and coke and weed so hard is that he can’t gamble every waking minute anymore.

He also isn't smart enough to gamble even remotely competently and keep it to fun stakes on the negative EV shit he almost certainly degens on. About the only advantage is he's probably poisoning himself less but it's probably the combo of booze and drugs and gambling that he really likes, which means he probably gambles really badly.

You can bet he's one of those degens who thinks he's a winner because he remembers every big score he has but doesn't remember the nights of going back to the ATM over and over until the account is empty.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

You can bet he's one of those degens who thinks he's a winner because he remembers every big score he has but doesn't remember the nights of going back to the ATM over and over until the account is empty.

Now that’s not fair. Ralph doesn’t have a bank account and so can’t even access an ATM. He’s got to take Meigh’s card for these things so CHACKMATE: The losses are hers, not his!

 

[AltisticRight]

Ralph the moron isn’t smart enough to get around location restrictions on these apps. So I’m pretty sure one reason he’s hitting the pills and booze and coke and weed so hard is that he can’t gamble every waking minute anymore. Gambling probably took the edge off all those other addictions at least somewhat. Now pills, coke, weed, alcohol and whores are all he has.

I bet if they lived closer to the US, Ralph would be making frequent border crossings just to whip out those apps.

Build that wall.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Build that wall.

Both countries will fight over who gets the pleasure of picking up the check to motherfuck Ethan “Fat Fucking Pillhead Infant Abuser” Ralph.