Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

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The real question is why Raxx decided to use a tripod of all things as a threat instead of breaking out the hammer he used last time. My guess is that he either lost it, was too lazy to grab it, or Sally is keeping it away from him. Which is the most likely?
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I'm guessing he thought he needed an upgrade, and grabbed the tripod as it's larger. He doesn't know it's going to break really easily, and it's not going to have the same impact, just he just thinks bigger is better.

The hammer was probably in a part of the house he doesn't want to do to, or a truck or something.
 
He's in Marty's stream.

...or well he was as I was typing that.
He came in just to say to leave Chloe out of this,
or it's going to get real rough, real quick. This is him saying it on her behalf.

And then he left.

On Chloe, I was listening to some other stuff and it seems he has an ex named Chloe. I wonder if he's mistaking the underaged Chloe for that one.
 
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Marty (apparently) booked an AirBnB right behind Cyraxx for Friday.
 
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ifxztykgdnfvmsdjhfbSD said:
The real question is why Raxx decided to use a tripod of all things as a threat instead of breaking out the hammer he used last time. My guess is that he either lost it, was too lazy to grab it, or Sally is keeping it away from him. Which is the most likely?
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I assumed he didn’t want to be holding anything that could be viewed as a weapon, like maybe he learned a little something. But Sally hiding it makes sense.

On another note, I legit had a question. How in the hell do all of these streams of Cyrax jerking it manage to stay up? Like I get his whole idea is to get the channels banned, and I get why it doesn’t work, but at the same time how does YouTube just leave it up there? I’ve seen way less graphic content get yeeted and I didn’t know if I was just missing something or what. You’d think even Scabby Boi would realize he could report the video for sexual activity himself, even if he was the weirdo jerking it.
 
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On another note, I legit had a question. How in the hell do all of these streams of Cyrax jerking it manage to stay up? Like I get his whole idea is to get the channels banned, and I get why it doesn’t work, but at the same time how does YouTube just leave it up there? I’ve seen way less graphic content get yeeted and I didn’t know if I was just missing something or what. You’d think even Scabby Boi would realize he could report the video for sexual activity himself, even if he was the weirdo jerking it.
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The bots don't recognize his dick as an actual dick, between his shitty webcam and it being so small and malformed because of infection, he might as well be stroking a vienna sausage.
 
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Dieter Laser said:
On another note, I legit had a question. How in the hell do all of these streams of Cyrax jerking it manage to stay up? Like I get his whole idea is to get the channels banned, and I get why it doesn’t work, but at the same time how does YouTube just leave it up there? I’ve seen way less graphic content get yeeted and I didn’t know if I was just missing something or what. You’d think even Scabby Boi would realize he could report the video for sexual activity himself, even if he was the weirdo jerking it.
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My only two guesses are
1. YouTube finds it too hilarious to delete
Or
2. His penis is so mangled from the many years of self inflicted penile mutilation and torture that his member can no longer be recognized by the algorithm as a human penis. That and it’s small and his hand is mostly covering it from view while he tugs in pure fury.
 
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Yeah he said something along the lines of "correction, it'll be on Friday".
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Dang. Sucks to wait another day, but alteast it happens on a friday.
Dieter Laser said:
I assumed he didn’t want to be holding anything that could be viewed as a weapon, like maybe he learned a little something. But Sally hiding it makes sense.

On another note, I legit had a question. How in the hell do all of these streams of Cyrax jerking it manage to stay up? Like I get his whole idea is to get the channels banned, and I get why it doesn’t work, but at the same time how does YouTube just leave it up there? I’ve seen way less graphic content get yeeted and I didn’t know if I was just missing something or what. You’d think even Scabby Boi would realize he could report the video for sexual activity himself, even if he was the weirdo jerking it.
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The content is possibly too niche to be in YouTubes radar?
On my commute home I've pondered how a troll could get Cyraxx to confront Marty on Friday. All the hypothetical troll would have to do is message Cyraxx, with an image of a bullet with "MBM" or "Marty", and tell him something along the lines of, "ayo, Cyraxx, this fat fuck Marty has been a menace for way too long. I got your back. When he's in Akron on Friday go out and confront him. Signal me and I'll roll up on him". Giving Cyraxx a false sense of confidence, which he would believe, would pretty much guarantee him not hiding in his house on Friday.

Not that I would want anybody here doing this. It's just a fun hypothetical scenario.
 
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Marty booked this airbnb on stream today. The back of this lot meets up to the back of Sally's lot. I think there will be some rage this Friday. Confirmed that it is booked for this Friday.

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Drumstick said:
Marty booked this airbnb on stream today. The back of this lot meets up to the back of Sally's lot. I think there will be some rage this Friday. Confirmed that it is booked for this Friday.

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Good lord... This is beautiful. I hope he really does have a cookout. And a laser light show to go with it.
 
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Look, I'm not trying to ruin the jokes but fuckin hell man, it's fucking cold this time of year in Ohio. Why couldn't Marty wait until spring??? That way it might actually be fun.
 
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Good lord... This is beautiful. I hope he really does have a cookout. And a laser light show to go with it.
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Ohio well it’s ohio I checked the weather and it’s currently a crispy 57 degrees at the time of me writing this
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In all my years I’ve never seen someone do a cookout in the rain/snow but this should be interesting nonetheless
 
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Ohio well it’s ohio I checked the weather and it’s currently a crispy 57 degrees at the time of me writing this
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I think it's better that way. I can imagine Chance walking over with his tripod in a puffy coat to keep warm and make himself look bigger.
 
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