The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[KiwiFuzz]

"Cupcake head" sounds more like a safe word than a term of endearment.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

I wonder if she'd fucked Kevin would Phil have let her stay and and larp as a therapist? It's pretty funny to realise the self-sustaining troon friendly ranch experiment may have fallen apart due to two men beefing over crazy pussy.

 

[Deer Warts]

I'm a faithful acolyte of this thread and well-versed in most of the cast of characters, but can't quite pin Jarrod down.

How did he end up on the ranch? Does he have intact genitalia (I seem to recall that he and Sky were the only ones with those)? How does he "identify", i.e., tranny or no tranny?

Why is he called Fedposter J? Does he go by another name? And is there a photo of him somewhere that I can see?

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

surrounded by the ghosts of a 1000 alpacas.

How is this a downside? You have a free army of Angry Ghost Alpacas to unleash upon your enemies.

 

[HackerX]

From Alyssa's statement:

Penny was trying to get Kevin hooked up with Alyssa before they even met at Denfur, when she was paying him for counseling. It seems like an incredible coincidence that Kevin instantly imprinted on her when they met (only to be scooped by Paul), if Penny was acting like he didn't remember Alyssa. Is the trans world just this small, or was Kevin like "OH YOU'RE THE ROBOT BABY MISTRESS WAS TELLING ME ABOUT."




Again, the matchmaker aspect of this is WEIRD.

Maybe he wanted a retard friend for his retard? Like when sometimes people will get a 2nd pet so they have an animal friend.

 

[AnOminous]

Yea, someone steals it commits a crime and the gun gets found, they trace its last known buyer. Aka the troons. Fun thing about gun laws is they'll be liable. If the gun is stolen, they would get in trouble for not reporting it and/or not securing it well enough. If they sold it, they'll get in trouble for supplying a firearm to someone to use in a crime. Irrelevant here but it's just a fun thing the gov uses to fuck over private sellers

Sometimes the people are innocent (other than knowing it was stolen or lost and failing to report it). But obviously providing firearms to a felon is a serious issue too. You're in trouble either way if you don't report.

 

[stupid frog]

@Humbert Humbert
Is it bad that my thought when I saw that was immediately troon degeneracy of some sort?

Man, you guys are really over thinking this TP. Plenty of poors and slobs and lazys just use it instead of buying kleenex. This is not a man or woman thing, except sometimes the latter can be shamed in to not doing it.

 

[LGHDR+]

Very convenient that his dead car that he was planning to trade in has been vandalized. The dust bowl they created filled it with dirt, not sure how long that would take to get like that. None of the other pictures look like vandalism. The trashed house looks like every other place where a bunch of filthy, lazy assholes moved out of and left shit behind.

I literally finally registered after 8 years just to reply to this comment. If I wanted to commit auto insurance fraud, this is exactly how I'd do it, and likely get away with it . Then again I'm not pumped full of synthetic bathtub hormones so I don't know if this was actually the plan, but it would work.

 

[Ghostse]

This just in: people are three dimensional and have complex facets of personality, beliefs and morals instead of black and white, left and right, good and bad!

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ETA: (https://twitter.com/EntrancingStars/status/1630913058825736192) (Archive)

ETA 2 to add my thoughts: It's absolutely fascinating that trannies who proclaim themselves to be experts of science and biology - fields that must recognise diversity in their data, flaws in their research, etc - can only think in this-or-that. Human beliefs aren't booleans. Voted for right? You vile scum, you must be a fascist. Voted left? You must be pro-LGBT and love the blacks. I can't tell whether it's a symptom of terminally online-itis or retardation. I've met my fair share of those fiscally right-wing who are pro-gay and so-called leftists who struggle showing immigrants basic respect, you just need to go outside. It's astounding that Bonnie just had this realisation now - or at least the fact that he needed to tweet this implied such, LOL.

What I love is hard core "Girl" trannylord Boner goes from prison abolition gay "all property is theft" anarchist liberal to law & order conservative tranny-oppressing landlord within like 8 months of getting some pussy.

"Cupcake head" sounds more like a safe word than a term of endearment.

Sounds more like a college term for slathering frosting on your dick before getting a beej. (shit was so cash)

 

[stupid frog]

Weird how Alyssa can't string a fucking tweet together, but can apparently do all this documentation and editing for Bonners!

OK, snark aside, who fucking cares if he uses Kiwi as his source? If ANYONE should be, it's him.
He may not get money, but he can at least make sure their lives are even more ruined.

I, for one, pray for petty bitch Bonnie. Not only is it entertaining, deserved for Penny and Co, but it gives him a slight womanly aura
Keep us updated my man, I'm sure our collected retard memory can point in certain directions, but reading the thread by yourselves is probably better.

 

[F13 Key]

"Former fed" Paul S Liistro (documented here) has joined the fray.

https://twitter.com/paulsl_3/status/1631093135882289155

No surprise an anarcho-communist deadbeat faggot who now lives with his mother would side with squatters here.



Paul likes to default on his credit cards and hides from process servers, getting his mom to deal with them. What a brave guy. Fight the system Paul!



His divorce is still pending. Good luck seeing any child support, Lindsay.

Yeah, you're one to talk about not paying bills, Paul.

 

[Punished Brent]

Its the alpacas. Clearly they are drawn to this land as were their ancestors from time immemorial. Embrace the Amhole/catpiss and you too will be cursed as these foul creatures

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

but like one of those pictures that's supposed to simulate what being a stroke victim is like. I don't even recognize half of the shit in these pictures.

Holy shit, this is a perfect comparison.

Holy shit!
The "squatters" were Tranch guests, but when Penny & co moved out, they never really bothered to make their guests leave? They've totally trashed the place! Bonnie says he's going to sue! ( )
[archive]

Just like clockwork, troons' greatest enemies are troons themselves. Love it.

 

[Temperance]

I'm a faithful acolyte of this thread and well-versed in most of the cast of characters, but can't quite pin Jarrod down.

How did he end up on the ranch? Does he have intact genitalia (I seem to recall that he and Sky were the only ones with those)? How does he "identify", i.e., tranny or no tranny?

Why is he called Fedposter J? Does he go by another name? And is there a photo of him somewhere that I can see?

His real name is Jarrod Stanley. His troon name is "J" or Josie. He joined the Tranch around ~2020, but he didn't really become a prominent member until the number of Tranchers started whittling down and Penny started relying on him more and more (for free manual labor, lol). Remember there were like twelve Tranch residents at their peak, so Fedposter J was a pretty minor character at the time. He basically became Penny's right-hand man after Bonnie left.
IIRC, he identified as nonbinary early on, but he's fully trooned out since then. Still acts/dresses like a man though. I don't think he's had any surgery, but he does dabble with HRT.

Jarrod lived in an RV at the Tranch, and he had a weird relationship with the two FTMs (who I think lived in the RV with him?). He was also the Tranch's self-proclaimed "horticulture expert", meaning he would try to grow weed/mushrooms/vegetables - with little success. He's a big fan of hiking / the outdoors.

People call him Fedposter J because he has a lot of repressed anger (IIRC from growing up in a very religious, "oppressive" household), and he would occasionally post deranged shit on Twitter. Threatening violence against Christians/conservatives/transphobes while showing off his guns, that kind of stuff. He seemed like the Trancher most likely to blow a gasket someday and actually kill someone.

 

[Glowie]

NEW SQUATTER ALERT
Apparently according to Bonnie there’s a NEW party of squatters on the tranch. Penny claims to not be involved. How they can stand to be in the house of amhole stench and cat piss, I don’t know.
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Post I missed yesterday in which Bonnie references us. [A]
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Mod Edit:
Who were these squatters? Sovereign citizens? Opportunistic transphobes? The alpaca uprising?
Believe it or not, the answer may (or may not at all) shock you!

I thought that the tranchers were all about that collective ownership. I guess I was wrong.

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

Land back?

 

[NSA]

They were prepared for anything but what they didn't know was that THE MONSTER WAS ALREADY INSIDE THE HOUSE the whole time.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Land back?
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LAND BACK!

 

[SuperShibuyaFighter]

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This APG MFer having a very visible boner from wearing women's sportswear. I can't with these people.

 

[The Hoh Rainforest]

Adding on to that note, here’s some other images of the Tranch house I had on hand:
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Last two images come from news articles written about the Tranch, as well as this one.
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Who would’ve known that Bonnie would be standing in the same place, taking this photo?

Proof: He’s standing right above the fireplace thing, marked by the purple and black flag.
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Also, happy 999 pages!

That wood paneling was beautiful, fuck these creatures.

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I also wonder if the outgoing tranchers had some of their stuff semi-neatly packed, then Boner came in, tard-raged, and threw shit everywhere, then took photos like "Why would heckin' valid trannies do this?"

I propose this as an idea because there's obviously a dump pile outside, so some effort was taken to clear the place out.

Something is not clicking for me about this scenario.

Dump pile looks like a yard shit pile, a common slow-accreting landscape feature in rural America. I bet they've been building it for years.
I wonder if the interior mess is what they devolved to, at the end, and I wonder how much Paul is drinking.