Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Bitcoin Henchman]

Faran has just released a lengthy statement on her Twitter account.

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The portion relevant to Nick Rekieta. Faran appears to confirm the authenticity of the DM but says "Nick and his wife are monogamous":

This is a puzzling comment, since the DM says that conversation apparently in which Rekieta apparently "admitted his wife wants to swing... they were at swinger island... and he's building a sex room and all this shit..." occurred "the night of that infamous drunk stream with him and [Faran]".

Assuming that she means the drunk stream that Rekieta deleted afterwards, that occurred on September 22, 2022. I am not aware of any speculation on this thread that Rekieta had gone to "swinger island", presumably a reference to Hedonism II, before the nude beach pictures from Locals were posted here in November. And if it wasn't speculated here, I would be surprised if any such rumors occurred anywhere else.

EDIT: Faran apparently didn't proofread this before hitting send because she's edited the Tweet four times so far and she has a new version of the statement again different from the one I archived above. It appears to add the sentence "This depression brought on by the continued harassment by Divinity and me trying to ignore it." in paragraph 3. Maybe she will edit it again to add the missing "was" in that sentence.

I remember the Faran drunk stream decently well, and while it was really long I don't remember any talk of them swinging in the stream so I have to assume that was in DMs or immediately after. What I do remember is the really cringe and awkward drunk flirting coming from the two of them and I think there was one conversation where Nick talked about doing stuff you aren't really into for your partner and finding some sorta middle ground, though he did so many drunken relationship streams I could be blending conversation from several of them together tbh

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

I remember the Faran drunk stream decently well, and while it was really long I don't remember any talk of them swinging in the stream so I have to assume that was in DMs or immediately after. What I do remember is the really cringe and awkward drunk flirting coming from the two of them and I think there was one conversation where Nick talked about doing stuff you aren't really into for your partner and finding some sorta middle ground, though he did so many drunken relationship streams I could be blending conversation from several of them together tbh

He asked her when she lost her virginity and discussed when he lost his it was very cringe



What is he claiming Monty’s lawyers lied about? I haven’t been keeping up with the lawsuit thread

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I have a feeling that the chat archive from LOCALS will be gold tonight. So glad Panoptes is at full functionality.

Nick, this is your Murphy moment. Please be entertaining.

 

[AnOminous]

What is he claiming Monty’s lawyers lied about? I haven’t been keeping up with the lawsuit thread

It might be something else, but he submitted claims from Monty that he was a domiciliary of Illinois while actually being one of Colorado, and this is somehow relevant because of one of Randazza's razzle-dazzle bullshit arguments about how Colorado's anti-SLAPP law should apply in Minnesota, despite being very like the Minnesota law the Minnesota Supreme Court rejected as unconstitutional under Minnesota law. And, you know, the whole thing about it being a Colorado and not a Minnesota law.

Unless it's something else, though, I'm not sure why Monty's lawyer would know Monty was lying about this. Monty definitely lied, though.

 

[Bitcoin Henchman]

It might be something else, but he submitted claims from Monty that he was a domiciliary of Illinois while actually being one of Colorado, and this is somehow relevant because of one of Randazza's razzle-dazzle bullshit arguments about how Colorado's anti-SLAPP law should apply in Minnesota, despite being very like the Minnesota law the Minnesota Supreme Court rejected as unconstitutional under Minnesota law. And, you know, the whole thing about it being a Colorado and not a Minnesota law.

Unless it's something else, though, I'm not sure why Monty's lawyer would know Monty was lying about this. Monty definitely lied, though.

He also noticed earlier today on his trial stream that Monty lied about his domicile on his ethics complaint as well

 

[beef lo mein]

Nick needs to start shelling out for the good quality hair plugs. BPD bitches like him cannot handle going bald. Sad.

Maybe just fuck with the camera angle so that he’s not shooting the bald spot dead on and thereby drawing all the attention to it? Perhaps he‘d rather said attention goes to his thinning hair than his mega nose, which is growing because he’s old and only has fourteen degen years left or whatever the fuck it is. Hoes of Sally’s stature are not going to swing with a bald ass triple sized nose.

I see plastic surgery in the future.

 

[Hraf]

To the DM regarding Nick Rekieta: Nick and his wife are monogamous. This conversation happened at a time when rumors were circulating. I misinterpreted the situation. I have apologized to Nick, his wife, and his family. The fault is my own for misinterpreting it. It’s disgusting this kind of DM talking about someone else’s marriage – that I don’t know – was released in an effort to hurt me.

"I shared the salacious details, but FUCK YOU for sharing them too!"

Has anyone ever directly asked Nick if he's a swinger? He seemed to take pride in his honesty. Though, he also seemed to take pride in his free speech absolutism, and so much for that. I know he laughed at the idea, but did he actually say no? Maybe someone will ask tonight.

 

[Bitcoin Henchman]

"I shared the salacious details, but FUCK YOU for sharing them too!"

Has anyone ever directly asked Nick if he's a swinger? He seemed to take pride in his honesty. Though, he also seemed to take pride in his free speech absolutism, and so much for that. I know he laughed at the idea, but did he actually say no? Maybe someone will ask tonight.

I believe there was a super chat a month or two ago that asked or accused him of swinging but he gives the same response as he does responding to his thread here "we are happily monogamous"

 

[Mr.Bucket]

"I shared the salacious details, but FUCK YOU for sharing them too!"

Has anyone ever directly asked Nick if he's a swinger? He seemed to take pride in his honesty. Though, he also seemed to take pride in his free speech absolutism, and so much for that. I know he laughed at the idea, but did he actually say no? Maybe someone will ask tonight.

He also lies, a lot.

Source: Most of this thread.
Maybe he's secretly Pinocchio and that's why his huge nose keeps getting bigger?

 

[ForTheHoard]

Ok some thoughts. I don’t care about the dms with her daddy or whatever but you don’t blow a 0.0 and then plead guilty to a DUI thats some grade A bullshit. I didn’t respect her before but I definitely don’t now driving drunk is one thing that I won’t associate with anyone who has been convicted of for personal reasons.
In regards to the Nick thing you’re right there wasn’t any speculation about them swinging at that time (I was reading the thread earlier from around that time) if there had been the rumors would have been much more vicious she should have checked with the monogamous balldo lawyer before she released her statement. She said she apologized to his family too? That’s strange.

Spoiler: Unrelated

remember when faran was in the balldo lawyer’s chat every night asking him to fat shame her? That comes across as really creepy now like lose weight so I can stand fucking you bitch. Also her sister definitely did coke.

You can blow zeros and still get a DUI/DWI. They still prosecute people for driving fucked up on drugs. The fact that she had to plead guilty instead of no contest seems a bit weird but it all depends on the jurisdiction you're in.

 

[Rainforest Cactus]

I remember the Faran drunk stream decently well, and while it was really long I don't remember any talk of them swinging in the stream so I have to assume that was in DMs or immediately after. What I do remember is the really cringe and awkward drunk flirting coming from the two of them and I think there was one conversation where Nick talked about doing stuff you aren't really into for your partner and finding some sorta middle ground, though he did so many drunken relationship streams I could be blending conversation from several of them together tbh

I might be getting it confused with another stream or person, but I vaguely remember talk of taking her to a sex shop to buy a first sex toy. Faran said something about Catholic guilt being too much to even buy a dildo. Nick offered to visit with the wife for a sex store shopping trip to ease her nerves.

 

[dustnight]

Faran has just released a lengthy statement on her Twitter account.

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The portion relevant to Nick Rekieta. Faran appears to confirm the authenticity of the DM but says "Nick and his wife are monogamous":

This is a puzzling comment, since the DM says that conversation apparently in which Rekieta apparently "admitted his wife wants to swing... they were at swinger island... and he's building a sex room and all this shit..." occurred "the night of that infamous drunk stream with him and [Faran]".

Assuming that she means the drunk stream that Rekieta deleted afterwards, that occurred on September 23, 2022. I am not aware of any speculation on this thread that Rekieta had gone to "swinger island", presumably a reference to Hedonism II, before the nude beach pictures from Locals were posted here in November. And if it wasn't speculated here, I would be surprised if any such rumors occurred anywhere else.

EDIT: Faran apparently didn't proofread this before hitting send because she's edited the Tweet four times so far and she has a new version of the statement again different from the one I archived above. It appears to add the sentence "This depression brought on by the continued harassment by Divinity and me trying to ignore it." in paragraph 3. Maybe she will edit it again to add the missing "was" in that sentence.

EDIT 2: Corrected video date, was off by a day.

>this conversation (where nick told me his wife wants to swing and they were at a swingers island) happened at a time in which rumors were circulating

 

[Bitcoin Henchman]

I might be getting it confused with another stream or person, but I vaguely remember talk of taking her to a sex shop to buy a first sex toy. Faran said something about Catholic guilt being too much to even buy a dildo. Nick offered to visit with the wife for a sex store shopping trip to ease her nerves.

I think that was Megan Fox but you could be right I don't remember that too well

 

[ForTheHoard]

I might be getting it confused with another stream or person, but I vaguely remember talk of taking her to a sex shop to buy a first sex toy. Faran said something about Catholic guilt being too much to even buy a dildo. Nick offered to visit with the wife for a sex store shopping trip to ease her nerves.

Wasn't that with Megan Fox? She said that her and her husband were too vanilla and would be super uncomfortable in a sex shop. Maybe it happened to more than one person.

Ninja'd

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Assuming that she means the drunk stream that Rekieta deleted afterwards, that occurred on September 23, 2022.

I just wanted to clarify this statement.

I'm pretty sure that the stream was entitled "Let's Watch a Bit of the Completely Fair Trial of Alex Jones" and started on September 22 and dragged into the morning of September 23 (Archived Tweet Link). If that's correct, that would mean the purported conversation with Rekieta until 7am would have occurred on September 23.

I remember the Faran drunk stream decently well, and while it was really long I don't remember any talk of them swinging in the stream so I have to assume that was in DMs or immediately after. What I do remember is the really cringe and awkward drunk flirting coming from the two of them and I think there was one conversation where Nick talked about doing stuff you aren't really into for your partner and finding some sorta middle ground, though he did so many drunken relationship streams I could be blending conversation from several of them together tbh

I really doubt it was on stream. I presume it would have been picked up on here if Rekieta talked about going to "Swinger Island" (lol) on stream, or whatever else Faran said in the DMs.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

Wasn't that with Megan Fox? She said that her and her husband were too vanilla and would be super uncomfortable in a sex shop. Maybe it happened to more than one person.

Ninja'd

He did it to both of them. The guy is right about her talking about catholic guilt although I doubt she doesn’t own a sex toy.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

For clarification, there was NO talk about Nick ans Kayla being swingers before Hedonism II. The lone exception might be the 'Drex takes care of Kayla since she liked that book massage... hurr durr...'

Nose is also in chat on LOCALS defending himself right now and getting asspats

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

For clarification, there was NO talk about Nick ans Kayla being swingers before Hedonism II. The lone exception might be the 'Drex takes care of Kayla since she liked that book massage... hurr durr...'

Nose is also in chat on LOCALS defending himself right now and getting asspats

I had my suspicions about them going to a sex resort since he was always super vague about it, Mr over share on everything, and they've been to the Caribbean multiple times. I figured he just didn't want fans to bother them instead of them being super secret swingers.

 

[AltisticRight]

Faran has just released a lengthy statement on her Twitter account.

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The portion relevant to Nick Rekieta. Faran appears to confirm the authenticity of the DM but says "Nick and his wife are monogamous":

This is a puzzling comment, since the DM says that conversation apparently in which Rekieta apparently "admitted his wife wants to swing... they were at swinger island... and he's building a sex room and all this shit..." occurred "the night of that infamous drunk stream with him and [Faran]".

Assuming that she means the drunk stream that Rekieta deleted afterwards, that occurred on September 23, 2022. I am not aware of any speculation on this thread that Rekieta had gone to "swinger island", presumably a reference to Hedonism II, before the nude beach pictures from Locals were posted here in November. And if it wasn't speculated here, I would be surprised if any such rumors occurred anywhere else.

EDIT: Faran apparently didn't proofread this before hitting send because she's edited the Tweet four times so far and she has a new version of the statement again different from the one I archived above. It appears to add the sentence "This depression brought on by the continued harassment by Divinity and me trying to ignore it." in paragraph 3. Maybe she will edit it again to add the missing "was" in that sentence.

EDIT 2: Corrected video date, was off by a day.

What a lot of words from her to say the DMs are real.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Rekieta is flipping out at a chatter already. It's about 3 minutes into the stream.