The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[AltisticRight]

Sounds like a more resourceful utilisation of the land.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I like how they expect people to believe the defense of "we left a month ago, the squatters must have come after!" Yeah, they were just coming across the Oregon Trail and said "this looks like a good place to ford up for the winter." Nothing squatters love more than wandering the landscape of Colorado in winter looking for a random compound that's been abandoned. Definitely wouldn't head towards the giant metropolis in the state.

 

[DagothUr]

Holy shit!
The "squatters" were Tranch guests, but when Penny & co moved out, they never really bothered to make their guests leave? They've totally trashed the place! Bonnie says he's going to sue! ( )
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the absolute irony in communists involving the police and suing squatters. it never ceases to amaze me.

 

[RodgerDodger]

I like how they expect people to believe the defense of "we left a month ago, the squatters must have come after!" Yeah, they were just coming across the Oregon Trail and said "this looks like a good place to ford up for the winter." Nothing squatters love more than wandering the landscape of Colorado in winter looking for a random compound that's been abandoned. Definitely wouldn't head towards the giant metropolis in the state.

 

[stupid frog]

Did they ever fix that bathroom pipe lmao

 

[Terrorist]

It's always fun to watch people fight battles they know they can't win. The troon bubble does not allow for alternative perspective, abstract thought, or any thoughts beyond surface level. Watching this fat Peruvian man try to toe the line while attempting to cross it at the same time will not work in this sphere.

It's great because objectively, Paul is in the right. It just doesn't matter because the people he's trying to appease don't care.

Hell, he doesn't even care about the property, it's all a PR battle. The closest thing to a W he can hope to achieve is for the alpaca mass graves to be discovered and accepting partial responsibility. That would at least make him slightly sympathetic comparative to the other troons involved.

Fuck Paul. Anyone who buys any sort of anti-woke turn from him should be forced to help him clean Kindness's bedpans and sort out his clusterfuck of a property as indentured niggercattle.

 

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Shiteater Jen fires back at Bonnie!
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Accusing Bonnie of being abusive, neglectful, and an alcoholic. Also that he "tried to sexually assault a 19 year old" and was cruel to the FTMs.

"Neglectful" when Boner had to pick up an extra job to babysit his BPD pitri dish who he treats like an organic fleshlight who sits around posting nudes all day. I find that questionable.

I do believe he hates FtM's, though. He genuinely despises women, so a woman transitioning would definitely harbor some hatred in him.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

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"Jen rated this post Deviant."

 

[Terrifying Organisms]

I've been watching this shitshow for years now. I was lurking from the very beginning and have seen this tale unravel in all its chaotic beauty.

The TURF stomping. The war with the Sangre de Cristo Sentinel. The furry conventions. Earl. The mainstream press clamoring to praise our fearless ladies in hilarious technicolor. The mystery of the missing documentary. The communal estrogen rituals. The epic rescue roadtrip to save the Trans Sister in distress from the wicked Nazi Tower. The great unsealing of Kevin's Transformer catacombs. The gentle ebb and flow of the eternal tide of 'rescue' animals as they came and disappeared - bravely protected from any harm under 6 feet of frozen moonscape. Kindness the baby robot bird pissing on the side of the road, in the bath, and on herself.

I feel the Tranch tale may soon come to a close, so I just want to say it's been an honour, Kiwis. A real fucking honour.

Spoiler: Long rant

Occasionally at the pub, I would tell my less-normie friends about some of the funnier advancements, and while they would laugh, they would ask why I would spend my time autisticly laughing at an alapaca farm on the other side of the world.

Its not an unreasonable question. In fact, it's a question the Tranchers themselves ask on their website (A).

'Why do we exist?'
'What's the goal for all this?'

Depends on who you ask. Ask Penny, and he'll tell you its to create a 'safehaven' for 'trans folks' 'not just to survive, but thrive'.

Ask Kevin, and he'll probably mumble something about capitalism.

Ask me, and I'll tell you there is no reason. Its just plain comedy gold, waiting to be mined by we Kiwi Prospectors. It has no reason. It just is. Yet another one of God's hilarious jokes like the platypus, or whatever it is he did to Fredrick Brennan.

And now, with (hilariously) no trannies saved, and (hilariously) thousands of dollars worth of bullshit-consumer-hell soaking in mud on the kerbside, I think I can say with confidence I was right.

The Tranch's land is barren, the house destroyed and all the animals confirmed dead and buried. Who could have possibly seen this coming?

We did. Two years ago, from the very beginning. Because clearly men in dresses waving around guns and children's figurines aren't cut out for the reality of homesteading. And we watched them fail because it was hilarious.

People hate the Farms for exactly this reason. The longer we are here, the more we are proven correct. And the more we are proven correct, the harder it is for people to ignore greater truths.

The emperor has no clothes.

 

[LGHDR+]

I thought that the tranchers were all about that collective ownership. I guess I was wrong.

Yeah that black and red flag changed to a thin blue line flag real fast. I figured there'd at least be a black and yellow phase but I was fucking wrong.

 

[Rungle]

"We have no idea of their intentions or political allignment"

Motherfucker their homeless, they probably dont have a political allignment.

 

[The Hoh Rainforest]

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[FunPosting101]

Wait, most of the tranchers no longer even live there and they're still upset about these hobos? What the fuck for? The Tranch is not valuable land.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

SJW-run cities become places like Portland, and SJW-run farms become like at "CHAZ" or that "The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch" thing.

I think I may be seeing a pattern here...

 

[Tacoidiot1955]

Finally,
The Lord, our Father, has sent the plagues upon the Tranch to free the Alpacalites. The messenger of YWNBAW, His words, Null.

“DE-LIV-ER US.
TO THE
PROM-ISED
LAAAAAAAAAAAANNNDDD!”

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"Traraoh! Let my people go!"
"THUS SAYETH THE LOOOOORD"
"YOU WHOM I CALLED PET, HOW COULD YOU HAVE COME TO HATe ME SO, IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED?"
"THEN LET MY HEART BE HARDENED AND NO MATTER HOW HIGH THE COST MIGHT GROW, THIS STILL WILL BE SO."
"I WILL NEVER LET. YOUR PEEOPLE GO!"
"THUS SAYETH THE LOOOOOORD!"

I Pray the lord YWNBAW delivers them to the land of grass and well secured insulation.

 

[Vesperus]

I like how they expect people to believe the defense of "we left a month ago, the squatters must have come after!" Yeah, they were just coming across the Oregon Trail and said "this looks like a good place to ford up for the winter." Nothing squatters love more than wandering the landscape of Colorado in winter looking for a random compound that's been abandoned. Definitely wouldn't head towards the giant metropolis in the state.

What do you mean? Surely it's a well documented fact that the Rocky Mountains are full of wandering ruffians in February,

Hang on...

Has the tranch been occupied by bigfoots (bigfeet)? Because that would explain the placing of the mystic toilet roll, and them not snaffling the Elder Scrolls disk...

(It's a matter of record that both Yeti and Bigfoot are Gameboy fans)

 

[Cuckoman]

I like how they expect people to believe the defense of "we left a month ago, the squatters must have come after!" Yeah, they were just coming across the Oregon Trail and said "this looks like a good place to ford up for the winter." Nothing squatters love more than wandering the landscape of Colorado in winter looking for a random compound that's been abandoned. Definitely wouldn't head towards the giant metropolis in the state.

Does it really matter if it was some random "squatters" or if it was just Kevin doing some final trashing as a fuck you to Bonnie?
Everyone involved is dead broke and will remain dead broke for the rest of their lives. No one is going to be sued.
Bank will take the property back and write it off as a loss since there is no money to claw back (except bonnies mum)

Suing in this situation is like paying tens of thousands of dollars to get a legal document that says someone owes you some random amount of dollars. A person that does not have that amount of dollars to pay you and never will.

 

[AnOminous]

Wait, most of the tranchers no longer even live there and they're still upset about these hobos? What the fuck for? The Tranch is not valuable land.

Boner's name is on the land which is owned by his mom and has a mortgage on it. He is both civilly and criminally liable for all the crimes that went on there.

Suing in this situation is like paying tens of thousands of dollars to get a legal document that says someone owes you some random amount of dollars. A person that does not have that amount of dollars to pay you and never will.

And Boner is just realizing how fucked he is because his name is on all this shit. He has no hope for a normal life now, because he trusted troons.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Does it really matter if it was some random "squatters" or if it was just Kevin doing some final trashing as a fuck you to Bonnie?
Everyone involved is dead broke and will remain dead broke for the rest of their lives. No one is going to be sued.
Bank will take the property back and write it off as a loss since there is no money to claw back (except bonnies mum)

Suing in this situation is like paying tens of thousands of dollars to get a legal document that says someone owes you some random amount of dollars. A person that does not have that amount of dollars to pay you and never will.

Oh, I meant "defense" in terms of what they're trying on Twitter or whatever. These idiots probably definitely outfoxed Bonnie legally. Good luck to him trying to explain the "damages" of their vandalism on the property he let them intentionally drive into negative value willingly.

 

[Vesperus]

Boner's name is on the land which is owned by his mom and has a mortgage on it. He is both civilly and criminally liable for all the crimes that went on there.

And Boner is just realizing how fucked he is because his name is on all this shit. He has no hope for a normal life now, because he trusted troons.

I do wonder what the mortgage company will make of this when they foreclose.

It can't be that often you repossess a property to find it now has negative value.

Edit: hey, at least Bonnie is about to get totally fucked by a whole bunch of dudes. That was the plan, wasn't it?

Am hole indeed. Hopefully he's got something to bite.