The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Moths]

I do wonder what the mortgage company will make of this when they foreclose.

It can't be that often you repossess a property to find it now has negative value.

Edit: hey, at least Bonnie is about to get totally fucked by a whole bunch of dudes. That was the plan, wasn't it?

Am hole indeed. Hopefully he's got something to bite.

probably less often when you send evaluators out to a property they come back and tell you the area is an anomalous deadzone and the toxicity of the burial grounds means it has been quarantined by the EPA

Prime real estate for the city's newest landfill!

 

[stupid frog]

People hate the Farms for exactly this reason. The longer we are here, the more we are proven correct. And the more we are proven correct, the harder it is for people to ignore greater truths.

The emperor has no clothes.

Bonnie isn't gonna send Null a thank you letter for all our archival work, like he did to the people they stole drugs from.

I hope Kevin realizes KF outlasted the "Tenacious Unicorns".

 

[PHILLIP BANKS]

imagine a new updated fallout nv parodying them by putting a location where you see a ranch occupied by raiders or prospectors where the whole place is littered with early funko pops, dilators, and other tranny shit, while residents says the tranny flag is a suicide flag and more down is a bunker filled with male skeletons.
Out side is an umarked series of graves with cute names, and the terminal reveals they are alapacas who died of starvation lmao. Also in the ranch you a shotgun that does 41% extra damage against mutants

 

[Fornicario]

This year is fucking insane. Corn and milk galore. It's like Ralph and the Tranch are trying to outdo each other in drama. Fucking anarchist militant granola hippies squatting on an alpaca killing field. Did Pepe appear on a moonless night and rape them?

 

[Vesperus]

This year is fucking insane. Corn and milk galore. It's like Ralph and the Tranch are trying to outdo each other in drama. Fucking anarchist militant granola hippies squatting on an alpaca killing field. Did Pepe appear on a moonless night and rape them?

Ralph is spiralling down to the crash, Keffels is 3 Xanax behind him, antitroon legislation is coming out, the tranch has imploded, and Chantal's cat has been rescued.

Edit: oh, and cloudflare lost a chunk of valuation for being cucks.

The corn is growing high this year. It's going to be one hell of a harvest

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I hope Kevin realizes KF outlasted the "Tenacious Unicorns".

Jamie, pull up the tweets:

Spoiler: there were way more of these than I remembered, I stopped in early September lol

 

[stupid frog]

KWF ALWAYS WINS
JOSH WINS

 

[Trianon]

I don’t really follow the Kindness thread because she's just too haram for me, forgive my dumb questions. So she larps as being epileptic now, and is going to be admitted to the epilepsy monitoring unit? Is it actually possible to fake epilepsy in this way? (Maybe I'm a jerk for just assuming she doesn't have epilepsy, but... come on.)

It's a little unclear, but she is on like 20 medications that are no doubt having bad side effects that could look like epilepsy or that would at least make ill health easier to larp. She frequently takes videos of herself "unable to move" and like crawling across the floor, or mentally regressing to some point five years ago.

She is currently being defensive on Twitter and saying that checking in will at least help her rule out some things, so I think she already doesn't expect them to find much while she's under observation. She just dropped a therapist who told her she was for sure psychotic. She's shopping for doctors who don't think that and can pin it on seizures.

 

[FinnSven]

probably less often when you send evaluators out to a property they come back and tell you the area is an anomalous deadzone and the toxicity of the burial grounds means it has been quarantined by the EPA

Prime real estate for the city's newest landfill!

How usual is this kind of situation?

Not a bunch of random stupid men who think they are girls trashing a farm like it’s an abandoned warehouse they have been squatting and doing crack in.

A situation in which improper burial of this many animals has rendered a property hazardous?

That’s got to be fairly rare in this day and age?

 

[repentance]

the absolute irony in communists involving the police and suing squatters. it never ceases to amaze me.

Defund the police!

 

[Vesperus]

How usual is this kind of situation?

Not a bunch of random stupid men who think they are girls trashing a farm like it’s an abandoned warehouse they have been squatting and doing crack in.

A situation in which improper burial of this many animals has rendered a property hazardous?

That’s got to be fairly rare in this day and age?

That's my thought. If you trash say, 20 acres of Kentucky or NZ or the UK or Papua New Guinea, that's ok (kind of) because the biodiversity and rainfall will fix that in a couple of years (faster if you excavate the corpses and toxins) if you leave it alone.

These retards fucked up high desert. That's a pretty fragile ecosystem at the best of times, and with 100 rotting alpacas in the topsoil it will take decades to recover without intervention. Maybe centuries.

 

[Cuckoman]

And Boner is just realizing how fucked he is because his name is on all this shit. He has no hope for a normal life now, because he trusted troons.

No offense but I think Boners destiny to never have a normal life and never have money for basic food was set in stone long way back before this current situation.
Remember, this is the guy that wanted to have sex with his girlfriend in the OliveGarden restroom (because his appartment was too shitty?)

 

[AnOminous]

No offense but I think Boners destiny to never have a normal life and never have money for basic food was set in stone long way back before this current situation.

Maybe but it's definitely even worse now because now it's written in title deeds and other binding documents. He never gets away with this shit he did and allowed others to do.

He's super big mad now that he realizes that, but he allowed all this to happen. He ran off for some crazy actual female pussy (like the heterosexual male he is) the instant he got the chance, and let a bunch of other criminal troons ruin his mom's property and destroy everything on it.

 

[stupid frog]

Who's the guy from the Onision thread, when Greg was first destroying his swamp. Was it @Jet Fuel Johnny ? I know it's not a swamp, but maybe he knows some things.
Sorry if I tagged you and you don't know shit dude

 

[Mexican Molotov Marauder]

Sic semper troonis.

 

[Irate Feline]

If you look at some of the pictures of the tranch interior a few pages back you can see the place slowly go from "shelves overstuffed with consoomer crap, but otherwise tidy" to "boxes and stuff stacked in corners" to "hoarder's delight". I'm perfectly willing to believe that without an actual, genuine female there to clean up after the herd of chemically-obliterated slobs it just got worse to the point where the only walkable spaces on the floor are narrow paths between piles of waste. The initial motivation from the project could only carry them so far before they realized working your ass off for a handful of ungrateful failed men blows if you're not even getting paid for it and they just stopped giving a shit entirely.

The "vandalism" was probably just some angsty last-minute spray paint and maybe some boxes of crap shoved off tables and onto other boxes of crap so it's only marginally worse than it was before the "squatters" arrived. Whether it was the tranchers as a final "fuck you" or Boner in a weird insurance ploy we might never know.

Spoiler: sperging

...But what I do know is this is the beginning of a new form of Tranch Warfare. Without boots on the ground now combat between the Boner Battalion and the Penis Patrol will evolve into small-scale proxy wars of coordinated mercenary Trans Echelon Reactionary Forces (TERFs for short) over the battlefields of Twitter and the parking lots of law offices. This is.... Mutually Assured Dilation.

Coming soon to an inhospitable wasteland hovel near you.

 

[Philipp Amthor]

Now will the tranch be eradicated like Drachenlord's Schanze or will it be allowed to stay as a monument of human failure?

 

[Souji Tendou]

Jamie, pull up the tweets:
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Its really funny how often Kevin and other DKFers say we want them to die. But if they're dead, how can we continue laughing at them? Why the hell would we want some of the funniest people to go away?

 

[whatever I feel like]

To think, these fuckers got multiple fawning NPR pieces on them...

 

[MadDisaster]

I read through the report for the IRS, and I am deeply, deeply confused by it. Bonnie is obviously trying to paint himself in a good light, but everything written combined with his participation makes it look like bullshit, unless he's planning to claim he is literally retarded.

Everything on that document that he wants to blame on Penny exclusively shows his complicity or that he was responsible. Militant? He was wandering around with a gun like the others. Raising money while not a charity? He was the CFO, and in his own documents it shows that the greatest amount of the funds, in theory, went to him for the "nonprofit". Taking out mortgages, credit cards, loans, etc. in his personal name for the tranch, and doing nothing to secure them, repay them, or even make written agreements? Well, that's poor decision making on his part. Trying to act like he has no responsibility because he left while also saying he was supposed to go back, but didn't, and doing nothing to sever finances, still owning the property, and still neglecting responsibility for the property, its use, the animals, or the "nonprofit".

If this is an attempt to make him look better, he'd better hope no one actually reads this document. Luckily, everyone directly involved is stupid, and twitter troons can't read more than 140 characters, but the IRS probably will. I just can't see how this helps him in any way, and doesn't potentially leave him open for accusations of major financial misconduct.