Jim Sterling / James "Stephanie" Sterling / James Stanton/Sexton & in memoriam TotalBiscuit (John Bain) - One Gaming Lolcow Thread

[Mrsneksnekson]

P.S. Justin, despite being the Pan&Zoom King, has a very reasonable and easy to follow explanation of how Jim wasn't paying him enough. Never forget, every time you watch a Jimquisition, you are supporting the systemic abuse of a poor editor.

This is why you shouldnt buy donate from to TRIPPPPPPLE CAAAAAAALAPITISTLE content creators, they exploit their workers to MAKE ALL OF THE MONEY not just some. With Live-in service workers, Micro-transactional jobs and WRASLING for some reason...

In fairness, Justin also probably went through crunch when Jim likely sat on him

 

[Mr.Bucket]

From what I learned from Jim:

• The last few videos have been noticeably less obnoxious with the pan+zoom because Jim was doing his own editing again.
• Jim touts his editing is better than Justins.
• Despite this, he insists on getting someone else on doing his fucking editing even though he does it better and by his own admission it only takes a few hours to do it.

Who the fuck was financially abusing him?? The woman cucking him??? $100,000 of debt! He's never even mentioned this before.

He also claims he's not rich. If you take $11,000 and deduct 7% for Patreon, 33% for business expenses (OBSCENE and probably twice reality), and then another 33% multiplicatively for income tax (likely twice his actual), he's still making $4600/mo. Doing four videos a week. And he can't find time for his own editing. Nobody is giving him money for the fucking podcast or wrestling shit. This is $55,200/yr after taxes, which is firmly above average in the US. Now factor in that he is an expat and will have a $110,000 deduction for not living in the US. He also mentions that his merchandise "saved him" so that's money on top of what I mentioned.

He also mentions the cornflake homunculus again. I take this as direct confirmation he listens to me because I am the only one that brings up the cornflakes homunculus in the history of ever.

Here's the good advice for Jimbo, from a true red-blooded American crapitalist.

• Do your own editing.
• Stop using stockphotos. Stockphotos are for soulless corporate websites. Corporates are crapitalists and thus bad and evil, so don't use stock photos. Every single time there's a space for a stock video, there's space for a more relevant screenshot, footage from the video game, or just footage of Jim at the podium talking and playing with a dildo or something.
• Justin's pan+zoom technique is literally nauseating. For the love of fuck, stop putting motion effects on NEWSPAPER HEADLINES because I CAN'T FUCKING READ SHIT FLYING ACROSS MY SCREEN. There is almost ZERO reason to use PAN AND ZOOM. Just delete the effect from Premiere! GET RID OF IT!!!!! Forbid new editors from using it, ever!
• Never mention wrestling in any context ever. If you feel like adding a clip of something wrestling related, simply do not do that.

If he followed this advice, the channel will actually gain subs. I bet money. I bet $2000 to whatever LGBTQIAP+ charity of Jim's choosing that if these four principles are followed, you will see a positive subscriber growth in two months.

P.S. Justin, despite being the Pan&Zoom King, has a very reasonable and easy to follow explanation of how Jim wasn't paying him enough. Never forget, every time you watch a Jimquisition, you are supporting the systemic abuse of a poor editor.

That's because I actively try to forget that existed. Along with the pog fucking.

 

[Looney Troons]

Hey Justin,

We know you read this thread. Why not pop on over and share your thoughts? We’d love to read them and promise you that we aren’t as bad as your former fat mongoloid boss says.

 

[Gremlin from the Kremlin]

That's because I actively try to forget that existed. Along with the pog fucking.

I actually enjoyed the Cornflakes Homunculus.

 

[Strangolapreti]

Hey Justin,

We know you read this thread. Why not pop on over and share your thoughts? We’d love to read them and promise you that we aren’t as bad as your former fat mongoloid boss says.

Tbh I think everybody here would love to have a lolcow responding to their messages about them...

Lemme try to make an impression anyway, just pretend I'm a obese woman holding a can of pink Monster energy drink...

Spoiler: My brain hurt now

I think you are unworthy of hearing my opinion about jack shit, all of you BLACKPILLED are just a bunch of hateful TRANSPHOBES that think sonic forces and pokemon scarlet and violet are good games, but to be honest, I couldn't expect anything better from a bunch of ASSHOLES that eat their own feces. I, on the other hand, am doing fine in real life, a blind person called me "madame" just 3 months ago, while old women with dementia compliment my choice of look before I give their pills back, and what about you? Do you think you pathetic, worthelss scum are better than me just because you are FUNCTIONAL MEMBERS OF SOCIETY with a JOB, LOVING FAMILY and FINISHED LEMENTARY SCHOOL? Well guess what! All you did will worth jack shit because YOU ARE A PEDOPHILE APOLOGIZER! and I'm not talking about this shitshow of a forum, I'm referring to that time you played the wizard game on your Playstation 2 15 years ago, thus giving momey to the TERF demon JK Rowling, who agreed once to this person on Twitter, who came out to be a child molesting transgender only 3 years after. I won't waste my time here anymore, I have things to do, better than anything you will ever do in your HAPPY life, such as wrestling match and writing lore for Vampire Survivors and other games that need to be more politic. Go fuck yourself and goodfuckingbye!

 

[Kel1 shi1]

Is this the pedo kind of comments or just "them kids are smelly fucks"?

They're troons, join the dots.

 

[Nancy]

This financial abuse stuff is a real head-scratcher for me. There was a time, maybe 5 or 6 years BC (before corset) that'd he'd be burning through cash, buying all kinds of shit like Boglins and Pogs. It caught the attention of so many people, he had to mention in a video that his reasoning was that he grew up poor and didn't have those toys as a child and wanted to have them now, but children liked Pogs and Boglins so they could play games with other children

So, not only was young Jimothy chubby, poor and toyless, he probably didn't have any friends, either

It's always been my tinfoil that he's a problem spender (people who grow up in poverty and then come into a lot of money very quickly seldom make the wisest choices with it) and probably overdoes it on the MICRO TRAAAAAANZACHTIONS a bit himself

Jesus Christ, and we can't forget the food costs! That explains where all the money's gone. He ate it

 

[Dave.]

There are no pure socialists. Socialism is a political philosophy that doesn’t fucking work. There are only people who pretend to be socialists as a grift and when these socialist receive their socialist upheaval with them at the top, they just steal from the poor while they live luxurious lifestyles.

 

[Moja Zemlja]

I had known something was going on with Justin since I knew his twitter was protected since at least the weekend but holy shit I didn't expect this. I really hope he somehow ends up here so we can get the story straight from his mouth.

It's always been my tinfoil that he's a problem spender (people who grow up in poverty and then come into a lot of money very quickly seldom make the wisest choices with it) and probably overdoes it on the MICRO TRAAAAAANZACHTIONS a bit himself

Doesn't need to be a theory because he very openly wears it on his self that he's a consoomer that pisses away his money. He's just a poor ADHD victim you see, you have to understand why he needed to spend £8000 on this pinball machine.

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

This financial abuse stuff is a real head-scratcher for me. There was a time, maybe 5 or 6 years BC (before corset) that'd he'd be burning through cash, buying all kinds of shit like Boglins and Pogs. It caught the attention of so many people, he had to mention in a video that his reasoning was that he grew up poor and didn't have those toys as a child and wanted to have them now, but children likec Pogs and Boglins so they could play games with other children

So, not only was young Jimothy chubby, poor and toyless, he probably didn't have any friends, either

It's always been my tinfoil that he's a problem spender (people who grow up in poverty and then come into a lot of money very quickly seldom make the wisest choices with it) and probably overdoes it on the MICRO TRAAAAAANZACHTIONS a bit himself

Jesus Christ, and we can't forget the food costs! That explains where all the money's gone. He ate it

Wasn't he just bragging on Twitter about just buying a big arcade-style vintage 1999 Godzilla pinball machine? I think you can even see him posed next to it in his Under 800,000 Subscribers Special.

Don't they go for thousands of pounds?



I'm willing to bet this wasn't an essential purchase.

 

[Nancy]

I had known something was going on with Justin since I knew his twitter was protected since at least the weekend but holy shit I didn't expect this. I really hope he somehow ends up here so we can get the story straight from his mouth.


Doesn't need to be a theory because he very openly wears it on his self that he's a consoomer that pisses away his money. He's just a poor ADHD victim you see, you have to understand why he needed to spend £8000 on this pinball machine.

I try not to follow him too closely because he disgusts me on every level that a human can be disgusted, so I had no idea he spent that much money on a pinball machine (or that a pinball machine would be worth that much money?) and tried to blame muh ADHD for it, but holy fuck, that's... That's not great money management...

 

[BScCollateral]

Rich western communist abuses employee, day ending in Y.

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

I fucking love these petite communists falling right into capitalist patterns when convinient. Capitalism bad right until you face a labour dispute, then you berate the ingrates in official communications.
Somebody explain to him that paying 20 pounds p/h does not excuse him from stealing the excess value of labour from his employees, especially while he's making 100,000+ a year. Somebody might ask the question why your employee lives in debt while you make top 1% income, or how it's appropriate to share your former employees debt status.
Imagine some Ubisoft boss firing employees because they're striking, or complaining about pay and bragging about it in a blog post. Imagine some Madmen boss firing his secretary because she's been "abusive", even though he let her sleep on his couch
Imagine Jim Fucking Sterling, Son!

 

[stupid frog]

Sorry you broke up with one of your boyfriends Jimbo. Best wishes.

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

OH NOOOO, JIM STERRING! IT GOJIRA!!! HE GON EAT ALL YOUR PATLEON MONEY!!! OH NOOOOO!!! YOU GON HAV TO RIE AND SAY YOU BEIN FINANCIARRY ABUSED BY HOMOSEXUAL!!

 

[Moja Zemlja]

I try not to follow him too closely because he disgusts me on every level that a human can be disgusted, so I had no idea he spent that much money on a pinball machine (or that a pinball machine would be worth that much money?) and tried to blame muh ADHD for it, but holy fuck, that's... That's not great money management...

He hasn't blamed the pinball machine on ADHD but he has rolled it out whenever talking about micro transactions.

 

[Nancy]

He hasn't blamed the pinball machine on ADHD but he has rolled it out whenever talking about micro transactions.

Oh, sorry, I misunderstood your post. That's kind of like saying McDonald's exploits hungry people. There are better choices and if you know something is going to trigger your tism, stay away from it. That ADHDefense really sums up Jim's attitude to taking personal responsibility, doesn't it?

 

[S.C.U.D.]

• Never mention wrestling in any context ever. If you feel like adding a clip of something wrestling related, simply do not do that.

Jim will not take any of your advice for this alone. He's too delusional, which really does make him a True and Honest professional wrestler as they're all delusional too.

 

[Kel1 shi1]

He hasn't blamed the pinball machine on ADHD but he has rolled it out whenever talking about micro transactions.

Amusement machines, the ultimate micro transaction format.

 

[JCDenthog]

Wow such systemic abuse of workers by AAA YouTube channels.