DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Crooked 16th]

Phil don't get your fucking information from Yakuza next time.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Pretty please with cherry juice on top. Nobody try to "warn" Side Scrollers about the kind of guy they're bringing on. I started following DSP a year after panda left him. I have never seen him Interact with another human aside from his soulmaid and his brother in gout, The Quartering. I need this one boyos.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I dont doubt Panda was in love with the big named Youtuber and such.

Leanna said as much in her early vlogs, bragging about how her boyfriend was a Youtube star and such a big deal. Also, remember that Leanna did not truly commit to Phil as a couple until he bought his Big Boy house in Renton.

I highly doubt Leanna is capable of loving anyone, just like how Phil can't. She's a narcissistic cunt. They were really perfect for each other until Leanna got a real job, and realized she was a fairly cute girl that could easily do better. Phil learned with Kat to fatten her up.

 

[JimiHendrix]

Just when you thought it couldn't get worse
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i am literally watching a series rn about American monuments, like the Washington Monument and Mount Rushmore, actually being prisons for Eldritch monsters and other such things.

I'm having an easier time following that than I did following whatever the fuck phil is talking about? how is more people less births

 

[RougeRed]

Pretty please with cherry juice on top. Nobody try to "warn" Side Scrollers about the kind of guy they're bringing on. I started following DSP a year after panda left him. I have never seen him Interact with another human aside from his soulmaid and his brother in gout, The Quartering. I need this one boyos.

Way too late on that.

 

[Grease Fountain]

Thanks to That Being Said Podcast for mentioning this.
What the hell is that at the end? "Green Mountain Time? Oh yeah, that's Greenwich Mean Time."

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

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Damn, he is serious about not doing a Dave doc I guess. Instead wants to do a doc on some boring ass people.

Why not? He made TWO on Wings and survived a war against LTG. It's not like it wouldn't be a huge success or as if he makes a lot of views because of Phil. If anything, Phil should beg him to not cover him, which I imagine already happened.

It's not like you can't make an unbiased video on DSP without him looking like an asshole and an idiot.

 

[clothes in my closet]

Stuttering Craig talked about the DSP interview on his twitch stream (3/1/2023)

The video is 7 minutes long and he rambles a bit, so if you don't want to watch it, the main takeaways are :

- Craig met Phil 10 years ago, but doesn't know anything about him
- After the ( for lack of a better term ) backlash, Craig has watched several videos about DSP
- He watched the first 25 minutes of the interview with The Quartering, in Craig's words "This is not the kind of interview I want to do"
- If Phil wants to place restrictions on what kind of questions Craig can ask, it's a dealbreaker
- Craig is talking to several people "behind da scenes" and they are helping educate him on DSP lore. We already know Agent Proper is in contact with him, I'm pretty confident he is also speaking to ItsAGundam

And the biggest takeaway from this, for me, was that the interview was supposed to happen TODAY.


The only reason it's not happening, is because Craig's schedule is too busy, and he had to push the interview to a few weeks from now. If Craig had not brought up that Phil would be appearing on his show, and if he had not pushed the interview, it would have happened today without anyone knowing, and without any interference from detractors.

 

[arrivefriday]

The only reason it's not happening, is because Craig's schedule is too busy, and he had to push the interview to a few weeks from now. If Craig had not brought up that Phil would be appearing on his show, and if he had not pushed the interview, it would have happened today without anyone knowing, and without any interference from detractors.

This seems an awful lot like the excuses DSP made when he got offered 50k by Keem for the podcast and when the interview first got pushed back

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Not speaking and just shutting up is good advice for Phil overall, no matter the topic. It's a strong indictment to his character that he hasn't learned this lesson in his 40 years of life, being consistently wrong on almost everything he says, and is still of the opinion that he has to contribute something worthwhile in general discussions.

Phil is what happens when you lock yourself in an echo chamber, hide yourself from the world in your little pigpen and your worlview is solely formed by the headlines of whatever pops up in your twitter feed.

It of course doesn't help that Phil is a below average IQ individual but see himself as the most intelligent person in the room...........
Well that last bit is actually not untrue as he seldom is in a room with another person

i am literally watching a series rn about American monuments, like the Washington Monument and Mount Rushmore, actually being prisons for Eldritch monsters and other such things.

I'm having an easier time following that than I did following whatever the fuck phil is talking about? how is more people less births

Sounds fun. What is it called?

 

[Tears for T]

Stuttering Craig talked about the DSP interview on his twitch stream (3/1/2023)

The video is 7 minutes long and he rambles a bit, so if you don't want to watch it, the main takeaways are :

- Craig met Phil 10 years ago, but doesn't know anything about him
- After the ( for lack of a better term ) backlash, Craig has watched several videos about DSP
- He watched the first 25 minutes of the interview with The Quartering, in Craig's words "This is not the kind of interview I want to do"
- If Phil wants to place restrictions on what kind of questions Craig can ask, it's a dealbreaker
- Craig is talking to several people "behind da scenes" and they are helping educate him on DSP lore. We already know Agent Proper is in contact with him, I'm pretty confident he is also speaking to ItsAGundam

And the biggest takeaway from this, for me, was that the interview was supposed to happen TODAY.

Dave will never do that interview. He need 100% control over it. Craig has to first bow down to the Kang of Hate and then maybe Dave will take his valuable time for it.

 

[Mentally Iller Detractor]

And the biggest takeaway from this, for me, was that the interview was supposed to happen TODAY.

The only reason it's not happening, is because Craig's schedule is too busy, and he had to push the interview to a few weeks from now. If Craig had not brought up that Phil would be appearing on his show, and if he had not pushed the interview, it would have happened today without anyone knowing, and without any interference from detractors.

Craig claims he has a journalism degree and knows how to do research, but it's clear he had done nothing in terms of preparing this "interview" with Dave. Guy probably didn't even know Quater-pounder's interview with Dave existed until Proper or whoever else he's talking to behind da scenez linked him to it. Whatever milquetoast interview this was going to produce would've made that look like real investigative journalism. Of course it's all fucked now that the secrets out so atleast we'll get a nice rant on the copecast about how mentally fucked in the head detractors are and maybe he'll call Craig a fucking idiot for spilling the beans.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Craig claims he has a journalism degree and knows how to do research, but it's clear he had done nothing in terms of preparing this "interview" with Dave. Guy probably didn't even know Quater-pounder's interview with Dave existed until Proper or whoever else he's talking to behind da scenez linked him to it. Whatever milquetoast interview this was going to produce would've made that look like real investigative journalism. Of course it's all fucked now that the secrets out so atleast we'll get a nice rant on the copecast about how mentally fucked in the head detractors are and maybe he'll call Craig a fucking idiot for spilling the beans.

I hope he tries the DarkSocialScientist cope of "Uuuuuh ACKshually, this was a trap that I laid for da trollz to show how mentally ill those children are. They confirmed the null hypothesis of my experiment."

 

[UaineRunei]

I hope he tries the DarkSocialScientist cope of "Uuuuuh ACKshually, this was a trap that I laid for da trollz to show how mentally ill those children are. They confirmed the null hypothesis of my experiment."

We should make a bingo card for the next begcast. The free space would be "Da Trollz" and we can put "Remember the escort???" right next to it.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

We should make a bingo card for the next begcast. The free space would be "Da Trollz" and we can put "Remember the escort???" right next to it.

Add

"mentally ill shitheads"
"no life losers in their mum's basement"
"I saw it and I was like whaaat? What are you even talking about?"

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

We should make a bingo card for the next begcast. The free space would be "Da Trollz" and we can put "Remember the escort???" right next to it.

@KingjadVCMP does that almost every phadcast on the YouTubes

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Add

"mentally ill shitheads"
"no life losers in their mum's basement"
"I saw it and I was like whaaat? What are you even talking about?"

Don't forget Phil's favourite, "mouth drooling morons". Because hey, that's as close as he'll get to (and get away with) calling detractors "retarded".

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

fellow conservatives

implying he is one.
phil has no beliefs or values other than "give me money".

 

[Ed Weed]

Is anyone else at least attracted to DSP?

 

[FamicomGorby]

I hope he tries the DarkSocialScientist cope of "Uuuuuh ACKshually, this was a trap that I laid for da trollz to show how mentally ill those children are. They confirmed the null hypothesis of my experiment."

"It was a work! Da trolls fell for the work, now let me do my joker laugh, ack ack ack!"