Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

Delamain said:
Okay bit off topic but what’s the deal with him saying “YOUR MOM SHOULD HAVE SPIT INSTEAD OF SWALLOWING YOU AND BECOMING PREGNANT”
Like what’s his grasp on pregnancy it’s weird
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My take is that he heard the insult "your mom should have swallowed you instead" and spitting is "worse" swallowing (or some shit like that) so he got it mixed up in his goblin brain
 
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There's a bigger reason no one checks Cyraxx.


He never leaves his house. This guy could get jacked in the face on the street by a bar and cops wouldn't ever be there, he already had cops show up, and an ambulance over being shoved against a wall...and nothing happened.
But jacking him in the face in an alley is alot different then breaking into the PedoGoblinLair. Though even then, cops might just blow off the call given they consider him full on insane already.
 
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Delamain said:
Hacking jr is actually really sharp lol
But interesting that the relationship with hacking Sr sounds like it’s not in a good spot
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His son got a little too defensive a little too quick imo. Makes me think there's more to this, maybe this isn't the first time his father's BS has impacted on him
 
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Furry killer said:
Because Americans don't like to pay taxes and rather want monsters to walk the streets with them. Kinda. The American mental health system is shit. And it's pretty hard to get someone involuntarily committed.
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It's not just America. For some reason the west things asylums are literally Hitler's death camps and any retard stuck in one will be organ harvested and left in a pile of their own shit for a year. Any sort of real institutional help and long term solutions has been dissolved and "in the community" help replaces it. Which means the only mental health institutions left are emergency post-crisis event or asking if your granny can check in on you once a week to make sure you're still taking your meds.
Guardsman42 said:
There's a bigger reason no one checks Cyraxx.


He never leaves his house. This guy could get jacked in the face on the street by a bar and cops wouldn't ever be there, he already had cops show up, and an ambulance over being shoved against a wall...and nothing happened.
But jacking him in the face in an alley is alot different then breaking into the PedoGoblinLair. Though even then, cops might just blow off the call given they consider him full on insane already.
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Only a nigger or spic would hit the little faggot. He's not a trophy in any way so why bother?
Broadside said:
His son got a little too defensive a little too quick imo. Makes me think there's more to this, maybe this isn't the first time his father's BS has impacted on him
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Marty won't have been the first to make a call. He has his own little discord friend group and they would have vetted it pre stream.
 
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Goblin9 said:
Marty won't have been the first to make a call. He has his own little discord friend group and they would have vetted it pre stream.
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Ah ok, makes sense.

Gotta say though, they say the apple doesn't fall far from the tree and I've noticed that tends to be the case so I was surprised how much Hacking Jr. seems to have his shit together when Marty called him
 
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It's not just America. For some reason the west things asylums are literally Hitler's death camps and any retard stuck in one will be organ harvested and left in a pile of their own shit for a year. Any sort of real institutional help and long term solutions has been dissolved and "in the community" help replaces it. Which means the only mental health institutions left are emergency post-crisis event or asking if your granny can check in on you once a week to make sure you're still taking your meds.
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Agreed.

I liked this little part from MBM's stream yesterday, Chance trying to sound intimidating but Marty just kinda ignoring him. Beautiful.
 
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Delamain said:
Goddamn it all
The faggot has watched the godfather
What is this cadence it’s like a really offensive Italian stereotype
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It was dropped very fast as soon as Marty mad fun of it. But he also did a Rick voice too from Rick and Morty in stream as well sounds like to me. Edit to add this.

 
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Delamain said:
Ohio well it’s ohio I checked the weather and it’s currently a crispy 57 degrees at the time of me writing this
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In all my years I’ve never seen someone do a cookout in the rain/snow but this should be interesting nonetheless
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Because only a band of handicapped people would do a cookout in the rain
 
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You think this it for Chance's #1 paypig? I'm pretty certain Michael called up Chance and told him to calm the fuck down so he his son doesn't disown him and Chance went all "I'M PROTECTING THE FAMILY" on him. If Sr is still in Chance's corner after this then he's a confirmed cuck.

This reminds me of that one DSP paypig who got banned for some trivial criticism after he donated 5 figures to the fat fuck.


Broadside said:
His son got a little too defensive a little too quick imo. Makes me think there's more to this, maybe this isn't the first time his father's BS has impacted on him
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Well look at it this way, wouldn't be a little defensive/bewildered if some random guy who's pretending to be a music mogul calls you on your work phone and starts ranting about how your father is a pedophile supporter? It's honestly sorta weird that Jr is now taking so much shit when Dani for all intents and purposes is basically untouched.
 
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Cyraxx reminds me of one of those wind-up toys, but strung so high that he moves at 2X speed. Scurrying along until he bumps into a wall and then changing trajectory.

"MARTY the BITCH, MARTY the NOBODY, MARTY the PEDO-LOVER!"
*bonk*
"I'm the Drift King! I own this shit! I was raised in the street racing scene, and let me tell ya, nobody is EVER going to take my crown from me."
*bonk*
"BECAUSE LET ME TELL YA, IF YOU FUCKIN TROLLS DON'T BACK THE FUCK OFF-"
*bonk*
"I can't do this shit anymore... this has been happening for seven goddamn years and I can't take it any more. I'm not okay. I'm not."
*bonk*
"You don't get it, do you fatass? You aren't WELCOME in Ohio, bitch! You best get on my level before even stepping foot in my state!"

Like that, but it just goes on forever. I used to feel bad for Sally since she's always around Chance, but she's the one that's enabled him to become this in the first place. That was made really clear to me when she talked to Marty the other day and blatantly lied to protect 'Raxx. She can't bring herself to hold him accountable for anything and so he'll continue to make a mess of their lives until she dies.

Can't wait to see what this weekend brings us.
 
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俺たちファームズでノッテる said:
He seems to think that swallowing is a valid method for pregnancy. Chance's lack of knowledge of the Female anatomy is both mildly amusing and very unnerving given his discussions with children.
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So this is why he likes to eat his own baby batter, he knows he'll never get to fuck a woman let alone create something that could be carried to full term, so he's trying to knock himself up. It's the only way to continue his tainted bloodline.

And don't you go telling him any different, he saw a movie once where a man got pregnant so he knows it's possible because movies don't lie!
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Why isn't this guy in a mental institution?
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Christ, I can just imagine him in group therapy.

"Chance, do you have anything you'd like to talk about?"

"Yes... I would like to talk about... Music Biz" And he's cut off by a scream.

"SHUT UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT MARTY! Jesus fucking christ that's ALL you ever bitch about is Marty Marty Marty. Every fucking day with you, it never fucking ends. Either shut the fuck up about him or just admit that you want to suck his dick already, this isn't therapy it's fucking torture. Shut. The. Fuck. Up!"

"Harold, that is not helpful or constructive and this is not what group is about"

"I don't care, it's been weeks of this shit day after day. And it's what we're all thinking including yourself, don't tell me you're not sick of going around in circles with him too. Someone needs to tell him because you sure as hell won't."
 
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SomethingFishi said:
Like that, but it just goes on forever. I used to feel bad for Sally since she's always around Chance, but she's the one that's enabled him to become this in the first place. That was made really clear to me when she talked to Marty the other day and blatantly lied to protect 'Raxx. She can't bring herself to hold him accountable for anything and so he'll continue to make a mess of their lives until she dies.
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Why would you give Marty shit when all he does is fuck with the goblin and make your life worse? Any thing she says to him will only make things worse when Cyrax goes off on her for it. Her choice is side with Marty and get the tard raging worse or deny everything and not aggro the mutant.
JohnCrichtonsLeatherPants said:
So this is why he likes to eat his own baby batter, he knows he'll never get to fuck a woman let alone create something that could be carried to full term, so he's trying to knock himself up. It's the only way to continue his tainted bloodline.

And don't you go telling him any different, he saw a movie once where a man got pregnant so he knows it's possible because movies don't lie!

Christ, I can just imagine him in group therapy.

"Chance, do you have anything you'd like to talk about?"

"Yes... I would like to talk about... Music Biz" And he's cut off by a scream.

"SHUT UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT MARTY! Jesus fucking christ that's ALL you ever bitch about is Marty Marty Marty. Every fucking day with you, it never fucking ends. Either shut the fuck up about him or just admit that you want to suck his dick already, this isn't therapy it's fucking torture. Shut. The. Fuck. Up!"

"Harold, that is not helpful or constructive and this is not what group is about"

"I don't care, it's been weeks of this shit day after day. And it's what we're all thinking including yourself, don't tell me you're not sick of going around in circles with him too. Someone needs to tell him because you sure as hell won't."
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Gay fanfiction aside Cyrax would use pity mode not rage mode in a setting like that. He knows it will get him further.
 
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