Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

Considering how he fucked up Vic Lasagnas case he's the fucking Benny Hill of lawyers.

Quit talking shit about Alfred Hawthorne Hill.

I wanted to post a Khmer Rouge massacre but the kike bastards who run JewTube apparently banned that.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick we Lost the case again!

Wow this joke is so hilarious now.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Wow this joke is so hilarious now.

3rd times the charm.

 

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Spoiler: pair of crones

Carimachet

I love cemeteries

Sally78

Trully

Carimachet

So many times I try to get someone to fuck with at cemetery’s nobody would so far

Sally78

I am always afraid spirits will attach and come home

Carimachet

Cause you are Scorpio > you see waaaaay more than I ever could

Sally78

Anytime I go to funeral I have to smudge

Carimachet

Baking soda in the bath is said to help and say goodbye as the water goes down the drain after

Sally78

Interesting...I use old India ritual of smudging cleanse the whole house

Carimachet

Me too > I just new a psychic in NYC and she did a baking soda bathe after every client and watched the attachments go down the drain and said goodbye > she read tarot but was generally a psychic too

Sally78

Cool

Carimachet

Yes she was amazing but it was scary as hell

Sally78

I will never have cards read

Carimachet

Best to do kinesiology in the moment

Sally78

Agreed

Carimachet has always come off like she thinks shes the smartest person in the room, but is the same type of bitch that will buy healing crystals and get tarot readings. Typical Capricorn smh.

How is Nick not horrified at the state of his community and the quality of people that comprise it?

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

This is all that I bothered to find. Moving on to the next archive...


Sally Simpery FROM NICK!

Freedom1982​

How old are you?​

Sally78​

Lol..44​

TUB_BOSS​

you don't look a day over 29 my gurl​

RekietaLaw​

She's even better looking in person​

Nick talks about Fair Use

Spoiler: Preview of Nick's Opinions

RekietaLaw​

Gonna be great talking about clip channels cancer tonight *eyeroll*​

Lucentile​	At least it's not more about the Daily Wire.​
Southanarchist​	You know you love it​

RekietaLaw​

No.​

Baneironhand​

Sometimes when you ignore tapeworms they just get bigger and drag along behind you​

Southanarchist​	Well then don’t talk about it​
DCON28​	This will be the first time hearing about it, you could keep it that way lol​

Baneironhand​	The less clip channels are addressed the better IMO​
RekietaLaw​	Nah, has to be addressed.​
Baneironhand​	Yea probably. Having your hand forced would irritate me​
RekietaLaw​	"I find this 5 minutes interesting" is not transformative use.​
RekietaLaw​	I'm not sure why that's hard for them to understand.​
Baneironhand​	Cause they were making money probably​
SenorSpielbergo​	lol, it is so easy to make it transformative, just have to pause it here and there to give input on it.​
Baneironhand​	Yea you'd think they would want to talk or add some graphics or an emoji or something at leastinstead of just plonk there it is​
MattHimSelph​	did something happen that needs to be addressed? @RekietaLaw​
BabouTheOcicat​	I clip out like 30 second of something funny and post on twitter. Do you have a problem with me doing that? I'll stop if you don't want people doing that​
BabouTheOcicat​	I don't make money off it. I just cover trials live on twitter.​

RekietaLaw​	I don't care. But not everyone is me​
anonhamster​	It didn’t look transformative to me but I’m not a copyright expert so I just stayed out of it.​

GingerWithASoul​

Can we not pretend Faran is an innocent party in the whole fiasco doe?​

RekietaLaw​

1, I hate everyone. 2 define not innocent?​

SenorSpielbergo​

"I hate everyone" is the only true answer​

Baneironhand​	Natural state of being​
GingerWithASoul​	1. Me too 2. She flames the fires but pretends she doesn’t want to be part of the drama. I used to like her a lot but she talks in circles, can’t keep her lies straight, does the same shit she bitches about others doing, and keeps the drama going. The end, I’ll stop ​

RekietaLaw​

No need to stop.​

MattHimSelph​

when you realize Nick's entire channel is just a react channel​

GingerWithASoul​	Women man, Kurt snapped at Branca on a stream and we never heard about it again…..​
Lostnconfusd​	Can't wait lol​
clydefrog69​	Invite Branca​
Baneironhand​	Thats why you just stand and watch women fight. never a good outcome jumping in that shit​

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More Pictures:

Spoiler: Nice

 

[Klaptrap]

So is this Divinity chick batshit and retarded or a Machiavellian psycho? I'm about 80% that it's the first and Nool was right again.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

@Himedall All-seeing Waifu I will take pictures of actual dusty canyons vs locals usual dusty canyons posting any day.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

So after a 28 day long murder trial in which the Rekieta crew argued there was no evidence, it took less than three hours for the jury to find Alex Murdaugh guilty.

Extremely common Rekieta L.

 

[Pomniman]

How is Nick not horrified at the state of his community and the quality of people that comprise it?

Because they're just like him.

 

[Not Who You Think]

New Elissa Clips video regarding clip channel drama:

Nick hates the drama, doesn't care about the facts, and hates that someone he knew wanted him to talk about it, but he will talk about it, but not because someone wanted him to, but because he doesn't care and wants no part of it.

Funny stuff.

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

Beard's law firm is currently listed as the registered agent for the LLC and the place of business for the LLC is the address of the law firm in Tyler TX.

That's the term I was looking for.
Thank you.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Spoiler: pair of crones

Carimachet

I love cemeteries

Sally78

Trully

Carimachet

So many times I try to get someone to fuck with at cemetery’s nobody would so far

Sally78

I am always afraid spirits will attach and come home

Carimachet

Cause you are Scorpio > you see waaaaay more than I ever could

Sally78

Anytime I go to funeral I have to smudge

Carimachet

Baking soda in the bath is said to help and say goodbye as the water goes down the drain after

Sally78

Interesting...I use old India ritual of smudging cleanse the whole house

Carimachet

Me too > I just new a psychic in NYC and she did a baking soda bathe after every client and watched the attachments go down the drain and said goodbye > she read tarot but was generally a psychic too

Sally78

Cool

Carimachet

Yes she was amazing but it was scary as hell

Sally78

I will never have cards read

Carimachet

Best to do kinesiology in the moment

Sally78

Agreed

Carimachet has always come off like she thinks shes the smartest person in the room, but is the same type of bitch that will buy healing crystals and get tarot readings. Typical Capricorn smh.

How is Nick not horrified at the state of his community and the quality of people that comprise it?

Some double agent should go in there and try to seed an MBTI conversation

Nick gives me INFP vibes

 

[SkudMuffin]

Jesus, some of the Locals chat reads like a chapter out of Lovecraft. Pickman's Model comes to mind, except the monsters are replaced by leathery tits wishing for death upon mankind.

 

[feral cat #6385]

So is this Divinity chick batshit and retarded or a Machiavellian psycho? I'm about 80% that it's the first and Nool was right again.

They're all women. Nobody involved is what you call mentally stable.

 

[dustnight]

New Elissa Clips video regarding clip channel drama:

Nick hates the drama, doesn't care about the facts, and hates that someone he knew wanted him to talk about it, but he will talk about it, but not because someone wanted him to, but because he doesn't care and wants no part of it.

Funny stuff.

"I hate this shit, I hate this drama shit, I fucking hate it, every single goddamn time it comes up I have to say the same shit: Hey! drama (about me) is really fucking gay leave me out of it! Hey! drama (about me) is really fucking gay leave me out of it! Hey! drama (about me) is really fucking gay leave me out of it! Hey! drama (about me) is really fucking gay leave me out of it! Hey! drama (about me) is really fucking gay leave me out of it! Hey! drama (about me) is really fucking gay leave me out of it! And then you what?? someone went ahead and brought me into it today, personally. ugh"

 

[Spaded Dave]

So after a 28 day long murder trial in which the Rekieta crew argued there was no evidence, it took less than three hours for the jury to find Alex Murdaugh guilty.

Extremely common Rekieta L.

Nope. Totally expected. Nick knew it all along. He's still right though, but he knew he'd be wrong because that's just how right he is.

Spoiler: Excuses

Spoiler: I Hate Drama

Edit: Fixed shitty mobile formatting issues.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Okay, okay, just let me finish this scene:

Spoiler: Beauty(?) and the Balldo by Google Docs

"But Nick," Sally breathed as she fell into Nick's arms like leather sleeping bag filled with heavy sticks. "What will the prudes think? They will blame us both for this."

"Don't fret, my darling," said Nick as he removed his shirt for the second time that evening, revealing his well thought out tattoo. "From now on... I will be us."

View attachment 4680680

Suddenly, prolapsed_cranium burst into the room. "I think you're right, Nick!" he shouted. "They can be deposed now!"

Okay, continue.

"NICK, NICK, NICK!" a deep voice bellows behind @prolapsed_cranium.
"Looks like you aren't the only one who is gonna be clapping cheeks tonight," said Drexel as he pulled out his massive black cock.
"Time to swallow some bull cum white boy." Drexel exclaimed.
@prolapsed_cranium obediently got on his knees and prepared to accept Drexel's manhood in his mouth.
Being a homosexual, @prolapsed_cranium had sucked a lot of cocks but never one as big as Drexel's.
Excitedly @prolapsed_cranium took Drexel's big black cock all the way down his throat.
Nick gave the pair a furtive glance as @prolapsed_cranium went to work on Drexel's oversized member. A hint of jealousy in his eye.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Nope. Totally expected. Nick knew it all along. He's still right though, but he knew he'd be wrong because that's just how right he is.

View attachment 4683910

Spoiler: I Hate Drama

View attachment 4683928

WTF? Why did you SPOILER the tiny image and leave the HUGE one?

He is going to talk himself into embarrassment. Remember what Chupp admonished Lemon Lung for Ron's constant tweeting?

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

Okay, okay, just let me finish this scene:

Spoiler: Beauty(?) and the Balldo by Google Docs

"But Nick," Sally breathed as she fell into Nick's arms like leather sleeping bag filled with heavy sticks. "What will the prudes think? They will blame us both for this."

"Don't fret, my darling," said Nick as he removed his shirt for the second time that evening, revealing his well thought out tattoo. "From now on... I will be us."

View attachment 4680680

Suddenly, prolapsed_cranium burst into the room. "I think you're right, Nick!" he shouted. "They can be deposed now!"

Okay, continue.

Spoiler: Beauty(?) and the Balldo chapter 2

The jew nosed lawyer struggled to focus his blurry vision, but the whiskey made it too difficult. “W…where am I?” He slurred as he tried to push them away.
“Shh baby it’s all ok.” A feminine voice reassured him as their breath tickled his ear. He felt hands rummaging around under the blankets and his face heated with shame.
“Not right now.” He slurred as he tried to push his ugly wife who pushed out all his kids away from him.
“But you told me you wanted this I came here specifically to see you.” The feminine voice grew pouty as he continued to struggle. Even in his drunken stupor that sounded strange.”Our wife?” He mumbled.
“No silly it’s egalitarianbitch I’m finally here for you.”
“Oh egalitarianbitch I love your poppy butthole”balldo lawyer says as he finally relaxes and lets her strap on his ball apparatus.

 

[ColinQuinnsStent]

Nope. Totally expected. Nick knew it all along. He's still right though, but he knew he'd be wrong because that's just how right he is.

View attachment 4683910

Spoiler: I Hate Drama

View attachment 4683928

Ten minutes on Murdaugh at most, half an hour on the lawsuit, then two hours on how much he can't stand drama.