The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Oxyjen]

Shaved, cut his hair, put his uniform back on and out directing the traffic in downtown Washington.


That's not bad going for him. Here's a vid of him doing a livestream build of a 3D printer (I'm not sure where he filmed it, but it doesn't look like the Tranch, even though timewise it should be). Don't bother watching it (I did a few of 10 second bursts at random, and they were all dull. Even he can't be bothered to turn up for the first five minutes.), but at the end he signs off saying "I see there's only one person left."

It’s definitely not the tranch based on the traffic noise. Goddam, 5 hours straight of watching a non-expert painfully and slowly try to follow some instructions, just why???

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

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"Heart Troubles" and a promise to step away from social media in future. So there'll be no Jack Scalfani style videos. But a promise, maybe, of a Bonnie and Clyde one. Troons on the Run.

Lol Penny did Bonnie dirty in this tweet.

Funny how Penny writes exactly the same way as when Kiwifarms and the Elusive Earl was “Sieging” them and they got to make a cool 100k in donos.

It’s almost like… Penny just makes shit up and cries that people are threatening him when there’s any amount of pushback.

Say what you want about Bonnie. I’m sure he hasn’t been violent during this whole process, Pennies calling it “violence” because Bonnie said “can you guys please leave so I can start getting this house on the market so I could maybe make back 1/10 of what I spent on it?”.

And I guarantee you that Penny and co out of pure vindictive spitefulness deliberately trashed that place before leaving. I’m sure the last few weeks they spent there they were partying nonstop, inviting every single homeless vagrant-mentally ill tranny within the Custer county area to come trash the place.
If it was just the house that was trashed I would think maybe it was squatters, but the fact that they destroyed the car really makes this a spiteful message. Squatters would stay in the house. There’s no reason to go out into the freezing cold unless your on a mission to teach that mean old Bonnie a lesson for trying to get the house back to the bank so they don’t take his mothers house as collateral.

I’m sorry Bonnie. You get into bed with these mentally ill lunatics and this is what you get.

Spoiler: Only for the eyes of stunning and brave trans women

De transition, dump kindness, make a kiwi account and I promise you you’ll be 100 times happier.

 

[Oxyjen]

Lol Penny did Bonnie dirty in this tweet.

Funny how Penny writes exactly the same way as when Kiwifarms and the Elusive Earl was “Sieging” them and they got to make a cool 100k in donos.

It’s almost like… Penny just makes shit up and cries that people are threatening him when there’s any amount of pushback.

Say what you want about Bonnie. I’m sure he hasn’t been violent during this whole process, Pennies calling it “violence” because Bonnie said “can you guys please leave so I can start getting this house on the market so I could maybe make back 1/10 of what I spent on it?”.

I’m slightly MATI on Bonnie’s behalf about this “landlord” narrative too.
He’s the co-founder. He literally put his life savings and his credit, and that of his partner and mother on the line to make the Tranch possible. And even after he stepped back he continued to allow the Tranchers to live there.

Even though all that was a retarded mistake and way too generous/gullible, this is how they repay him, by making him out to be the villain, claiming “violence” and harassment when he finally just asks for his house back? Lesson learned huh big guy.

Spoiler

no, lesson probably not learned

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Even though all that was a retarded mistake and way too generous/gullible, this is how they repay him, by making him out to be the villain, claiming “violence” and harassment when he finally just asks for his house back?

What's funny about this is that Penny and co could always make an offer to buy the Tranch from Bonnie for the price he paid; I'm sure he'd accept it! They could even hold another GoFundMe for it - "Buy the Tranch back from our treacherous landlord-villain!"

But for whatever reason that just never seemed to be on the cards

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

De transition, dump kindness, make a kiwi account and I promise you you’ll be 100 times happier.

And apologise to Sky. I don't know why I keep simping for Sky, I just feel bad for him even though he's a moron for associating with troons.

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

Not a lot of support for Fat Paul in the wider Troon community. Here's "Aldo" who drove hundreds of miles across country to change his socks, back in the time of the original siege.

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Needing some clarification- you are threatening to evict queer people after you just evicted another group of queer people, but this time you’re threatening to used an armed mutual aid network that was used to protect the other queer people you evicted?
Is that the sum of it?

Oops, someone got shamed for calling Bonnibel out.

 

[Ghostse]

I’m slightly MATI on Bonnie’s behalf about this “landlord” narrative too.
He’s the co-founder. He literally put his life savings and his credit, and that of his partner and mother on the line to make the Tranch possible. And even after he stepped back he continued to allow the Tranchers to live there.

Even though all that was a retarded mistake and way too generous/gullible, this is how they repay him, by making him out to be the villain, claiming “violence” and harassment when he finally just asks for his house back? Lesson learned huh big guy.

Spoiler

no, lesson probably not learned

"It's in my nature" replied the scorpion.

 

[Oxyjen]

What's funny about this is that Penny and co could always make an offer to buy the Tranch from Bonnie for the price he paid; I'm sure he'd accept it! They could even hold another GoFundMe for it - "Buy the Tranch back from our treacherous landlord-villain!"

But for whatever reason that just never seemed to be on the cards

I don’t think it’s been explored much but remember the tranch had already been established somewhere else, before all this. Wonder what happened there.

It’s apparently Penny’s MO: make grandiose plans that others pay for, live in a place parasitically, becoming hated by all neighbours and business partners, and physically destroying everything around you until it no longer supports life, and all the while play the victim and beg for more money from your pool of internet marks.
Good luck to his parents.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

Troons and their enablers are all worthless layabouts. None of them can see themselves owning and maintaining property, but they absolutely can see themselves completely fucking up a property they were staying in to spite their landlord.

Watching Bonnie commit "violence" (taking reasonable and legal steps to protect his investment) against the tranch is unforgivable to them. Bonnie is every landlord or roommate that evicted them for failing to pay rent, destroying property, or otherwise being a toxic fuckup. Child molesters would honestly have an easier time staying accepted in that community than landlords.

Before you start to feel to bad for Bonnie remember that he fully bought into this rhetoric 100% right up until the time it got used on him. Another confused supporter of the "Leopards eating faces" party.

 

[HackerX]

And apologise to Sky. I don't know why I keep simping for Sky, I just feel bad for him even though he's a moron for associating with troons.

I think it's because he's so slow in the minds, to the point where the Tranch troons even know. He has the mind of a child.

 

[Bob_]

Don't feel sorry for any of these 'people'. They are all complicit in this shit show.

 

[Imposteroak]

I’m slightly MATI on Bonnie’s behalf about this “landlord” narrative too.
He’s the co-founder. He literally put his life savings and his credit, and that of his partner and mother on the line to make the Tranch possible. And even after he stepped back he continued to allow the Tranchers to live there.

Even though all that was a retarded mistake and way too generous/gullible, this is how they repay him, by making him out to be the villain, claiming “violence” and harassment when he finally just asks for his house back? Lesson learned huh big guy.

Spoiler

no, lesson probably not learned

He was fine to play along while squandering thousands of dollars on booze, drugs and expensive restaurant outings. Funny how he never elaborated on that. The only reason this all stopped is because he thought that having sex with the craziest bitch ever was better than playing along with phils larp with Sky.
Sure it was a mistake, but it was also an asinine parade he only pulled the plug on after he couldn't get anything out of it.

What's funny about this is that Penny and co could always make an offer to buy the Tranch from Bonnie for the price he paid; I'm sure he'd accept it! They could even hold another GoFundMe for it - "Buy the Tranch back from our treacherous landlord-villain!"

But for whatever reason that just never seemed to be on the cards

To further my point, nah this wasn't on the table. He said pretty early on in this shit show that he wanted the tranch completely discontinued. He wants revenge for not letting him keep his tard pet there. (Tbf penny has two so I think its only fair that paul has one.) He focused a ton on them being mean to her early on, barely mentioning the animals.
His first concerns were getting back at the tranch and making sure he didn't look like the villain and I'm not convinced he is fully aware how fucked financially he is at this point.

 

[JamesWebbSlinger]

Is that Fedposter's RV in the background? Did you see the bits of timber left over from when they put the decking up last year just left on the ground? And despite the fact they read here, and people have been saying for years that they ought to get some feeders, they still haven't got any fucking feeders. Just a cheap plastic storage crate and a couple of storage crate lids. Notice that the alpacas are already scared of being attacked by the goats, and that they'd rather crowd around the tub than try to share a lid with the goats. I wonder how the troons will cope when the next slight breeze blows their plastic tubs into the lake.

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I'm not sure whether this is them eating random handfuls of food off the ground, or trying to fill their empty stomachs with dirt.
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Came here for an Alpaca update, saddened to see their state...

 

[stupid frog]

I can tell you no animals were rehomed, because they would've made a big photographic event of it.

 

[HackerX]

I can tell you no animals were rehomed, because they would've made a big photographic event of it.

One could say they were rehomed to Mother Earth.

 

[Divine right to rule]

Don't feel sorry for any of these 'people'. They are all complicit in this shit show.

Truth. Bonnie only threw shade at the tranch and the bullshit that went on there after he moved out.
He dug Alpaca mass graves together with Penniwise, he agreed to get more lifestock than they could care for, he was even more gung-ho than Penny in the whole Earl-LARP, and it all happened on the property that was leased in his name.
He is guilty to the same extent as Penny. Even Kevin is less guilty, because he never did anything on the Tranch except tweeting, playing vidya and playing with his amhole.

 

[Shakespeare]

I’m slightly MATI on Bonnie’s behalf about this “landlord” narrative, too.
He’s the co-founder. He literally put his life savings and his credit, and that of his partner and mother on the line to make the Tranch possible. And even after he stepped back he continued to allow the Tranchers to live there.

Even though all that was a retarded mistake and way too generous/gullible, this is how they repay him, by making him out to be the villain, claiming “violence” and harassment when he finally just asks for his house back? Lesson learned huh big guy.

Spoiler

no, lesson probably not learned

Honestly, I am siding with the Tranch over Bonnie on this. The only thing I hate more than troons is a backstabbing troon with a victim complex.

Bonnie was a co-founder, owned the land, and was in charge of the financial aspects of the Tranch. Even if he wasn't one of the direct causes of the many problems with the Tranch (and he absolutely was), he had every opportunity in the book to stop it. If he wanted to, he could have kicked them off the land; the second the mistreatment of the alpacas became obvious. But he didn't; instead, he just chose to remain and start to dig the massgrave himself.

Even if he couldn't stop the problems, he could have said "I'm not ok with this" and fucked off and informed people of the reality of the Tranch. But he didn't, he chose to stay and do nothing to better the situation. The only reason he eventually left was because nobody else on the Tranch wanted to play into his extremely mentally ill girlfriends make-believe, which was probably the one good decision that the Tranch made.

Only after that did he start his quest to destroy the Tranch, all while vilifying Penny and making himself into the victim and downplaying his involvement. Fuck that, if I lived on the Tranch I'd probably trash it too before I left.

 

[Sonichu-choo trainwreck]

It’s apparently Penny’s MO: make grandiose plans that others pay for, live in a place parasitically, becoming hated by all neighbours and business partners, and physically destroying everything around you until it no longer supports life, and all the while play the victim and beg for more money from your pool of internet marks.
Good luck to his parents.

maybe there's a future in growing pot with Greta!

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whoo wee. I've only been passingly aware of the tranch. Seemed like it was an excuse to play militia.
but there looks to be wayyy more juicy lolmilk

I'm a particular fan of this

I mean, if it's anarchy then there wouldn't be any laws to run criminally afoul of.

but this is an IRS report???

TUR IRS Redacted Report Form 3949-A 1-2-2023

Tenacious Unicorn Ranch (TUR) (EIN: 86-3962531) a proclaimed “safe haven” for vulnerable transgendered people and “rescue” animals; is currently raising funds through GoFundMe, Paypal, Patreon($1640/month), cash donations, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, TikTok, etc; previously claiming to be a Cha...

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an actual adult person sent that to a federal office that collects taxes?
They were mean to me and I don't have the money to get my PoS car that I still money on towed

That's a tax document????
I think I'm gonna need to do some reading up! This shit is just too good

 

[NotFatChild]

because he thought that having sex with the craziest bitch ever was better than playing along with phils larp with Sky.

To be fair, Paul wasn't wrong about this.

He needs to ditch the cringe leftism and go full shitlord at this point if he wants a redemption arc though. He's still just as big a piece of shit as the rest of them, the only difference now is that they 'exiled' him and he's sitting back and taking it like a bitch right now.

Paul, you need to go scorched earth on penny and his eunuchs. Give us what we crave and we will bestow upon you the crown of king of the tranch wastes, destroyer of trannies.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Does it really matter if it was some random "squatters" or if it was just Kevin doing some final trashing as a fuck you to Bonnie?
Everyone involved is dead broke and will remain dead broke for the rest of their lives. No one is going to be sued.
Bank will take the property back and write it off as a loss since there is no money to claw back (except bonnies mum)

Suing in this situation is like paying tens of thousands of dollars to get a legal document that says someone owes you some random amount of dollars. A person that does not have that amount of dollars to pay you and never will.

It's not about the goal (the whatever outcome of a lolsuit), it's about the way (the lolsuit itself).

Well, at least for us to watch and laugh at. A lolsuit might provide tons of milk and I'm all in for it. Sue them, Bonnie! Don't listen to the nay-sayers and sue them!