Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.2%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 26.5%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 53 15.3%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 135 38.9%

  • Total voters
    347
Reminder, Nick "knows that [he] has 14 years to be degenerate as fuck and [he's] gonna do all of it... because [he's] gonna do a bunch of fucking crazy bullshit becuz [he's] dumb."


Based on the parameters Nick has set for himself, he isn't necessarily planning to even last another 14 years. Nick is more than likely planning to crash and burn within 14 years, and he's right on track for that. Every asset Nick has is expendable in this regard; health, money, fame, relationships, etc. In fact, it's preferable to him if he uses them up before his deadline.

This way of thinking also tracks with his "self-induced" midlife crisis. This is a self-destructive exhibition of impotent defiance. To put it another way; being out of control is Nicks way of being in control when he has no control. This is mentality is shared by certain people who exhibit suicidal tendencies (primarily those who do so out of frustration), and as such could be interpreted as a cry for help.
With how much he despises insurance companies, I wonder if he has a congenital issue he knows is going to take his life at some point?

Of course he was talking to her about it he wanted to bang her so bad that night. She’s misinterpreting though he was telling her that his wife was into it so that she would be more comfortable with the idea and hopefully be into it too it’s a common tactic in these circles “oh my wife totally wants to swing isn’t that crazy…? Heh heh”
I think the cope he'll give is that she wants a sex swing. Kind of like the "sex cross" or whatever he rubs in his eldest son's face.
 
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Weird question, very much out of no where. We know if Kayla/ Lady Rackets/ Lady Ours is a furry?

Lot of the non-denominational Christian and swinger shit is something I’ve seen in a lot of furries. She’s also ‘artsy’ and a cheerleader, there are good odds she’s a huge Disney fan and that would support my completely bullshit theory.
 
Hey Nick I just wanted to say from the bottom of my heart
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As an addendum: Fuck You, heartfelt.

You may have gotten your wife to back down on the swinging after all this hit the fan starting back with your visit to Hedonism II, (if it's at all true that you are still monogamous) but she will cheat.

Everyone knows Faran was trying to do damage control for you.

Everyone but your most sycophantic followers knows you said those things to her.

I'd honestly feel bad for you if you hadn't just straight up lied about everything or the past 5 months.

Part of protecting your wife is protecting her from herself. You are a failure as a husband, and a father.

Everything that happens next is because you couldn't convince your totes monogamous wife to stay true to just you. You should have had the balls to take them out of the Balldo and say no. I almost believed that you were lying about who you were the whole time, I almost wanted to believe that honestly; But the truth is you let "love" tear down every principle you ever had and that is far sadder. You should of pulled up.

Now I will continue to laugh at your obvious coping you cuck faggot.

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Nick hates the drama, doesn't care about the facts, and hates that someone he knew wanted him to talk about it, but he will talk about it, but not because someone wanted him to, but because he doesn't care and wants no part of it.
Is there an actual count of the times Nick has told us that he completely doesn't care? Or have we run out of integers?
 
All of this for a 5/10 jew bride with cheap tattoos?
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It's funny that she sees herself as god's gift to men because of an inflated ego caused by discord simps.
Is BPD involved? She seems the type.

Also of course she makes youtube shorts. Jersh, don't do it!
 
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Hey Nick I just wanted to say from the bottom of my heart
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As an addendum: Fuck You, heartfelt.

You may have gotten your wife to back down on the swinging after all this hit the fan starting back with your visit to Hedonism II, (if it's at all true that you are still monogamous) but she will cheat.

Everyone knows Faran was trying to do damage control for you.

Everyone but your most sycophantic followers knows you said those things to her.

I'd honestly feel bad for you if you hadn't just straight up lied about everything or the past 5 months.

Part of protecting your wife is protecting her from herself. You are a failure as a husband, and a father.

Everything that happens next is because you couldn't convince your totes monogamous wife to stay true to just you. You should have had the balls to take them out of the Balldo and say no. I almost believed that you were lying about who you were the whole time, I almost wanted to believe that honestly; But the truth is you let "love" tear down every principle you ever had and that is far sadder. You should of pulled up.

Now I will continue to laugh at your obvious coping you cuck faggot.

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With all the denial going on and his general spastic behaviour, it really is hard to not think that she cheated on him. Back when he had 'the worst day of his life' speculation abounded, but the more time goes on, the more the noggin joggin' comes back to some kind of cheating.

If Nick wasn't such a degenerate coomer (and ashamed of it on some level) he'd come out and set the record straight in a transparent manner. Heck, he even built his brand on 'never lying' and being 'transparent'!

What the hell does he have left for us to think?

Is his plan to keep a stranglehold of this brainwashed audience forever?

What rational person discovering Nick's show ans antics now would even believe his bullshit explantions?
 
With all the denial going on and his general spastic behaviour, it really is hard to not think that she cheated on him. Back when he had 'the worst day of his life' speculation abounded, but the more time goes on, the more the noggin joggin' comes back to some kind of cheating.

If Nick wasn't such a degenerate coomer (and ashamed of it on some level) he'd come out and set the record straight in a transparent manner. Heck, he even built his brand on 'never lying' and being 'transparent'!

What the hell does he have left for us to think?

Is his plan to keep a stranglehold of this brainwashed audience forever?

What rational person discovering Nick's show ans antics now would even believe his bullshit explantions?
Idk, personally I’m getting to the point of being skeeved out by “I like being me.”

Sounds like he has a lot of construction paper cut outs glue sticked together to make a “me,” and identity crises are weird to see.

Like, everyone is a mass of chaos and we have a persona to facilitate translating an unprocessible amount of information into a UI so we can function and communicate.

It’s not YOU, Nick, it’s your persona.
 
Hey Nick I just wanted to say from the bottom of my heart
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As an addendum: Fuck You, heartfelt.

You may have gotten your wife to back down on the swinging after all this hit the fan starting back with your visit to Hedonism II, (if it's at all true that you are still monogamous) but she will cheat.

Everyone knows Faran was trying to do damage control for you.

Everyone but your most sycophantic followers knows you said those things to her.

I'd honestly feel bad for you if you hadn't just straight up lied about everything or the past 5 months.

Part of protecting your wife is protecting her from herself. You are a failure as a husband, and a father.

Everything that happens next is because you couldn't convince your totes monogamous wife to stay true to just you. You should have had the balls to take them out of the Balldo and say no. I almost believed that you were lying about who you were the whole time, I almost wanted to believe that honestly; But the truth is you let "love" tear down every principle you ever had and that is far sadder. You should of pulled up.

Now I will continue to laugh at your obvious coping you cuck faggot.

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Biggest mistake a man can make is giving in to a woman. They lose respect for you and its game over. Next thing you know you are in a gay night club in woman's underwear. He should have left her. He could have parlayed his success into a younger, better wife.
 
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Idk, personally I’m getting to the point of being skeeved out by “I like being me.”

Sounds like he has a lot of construction paper cut outs glue sticked together to make a “me,” and identity crises are weird to see.

Like, everyone is a mass of chaos and we have a persona to facilitate translating an unprocessible amount of information into a UI so we can function and communicate.

It’s not YOU, Nick, it’s your persona.
if Rekieta were a professional actor, this is the point where he flips his sexual orientation with disastrous results, starts talking about willpower and actualizing and how reality is whatever we determine and then ends up having a nervous breakdown and a psychotic break and never being properly functional again. Happens often. Not just work stress or drugs but something deeper and more peculiar connected to constantly faking EVERYTHING and never being truly happy.
 
Biggest mistake a man can make is giving in to a woman. They lose respect for you and its game over. Next thing you know you are in a gay night club in woman's underwear. He should have left her. He could have parlayed his success into a younger, better wife.
Idk, I feel like if you don’t marry someone who wants to see you humiliated, and avoid creating reasons for them to want to see you humiliated, then you’ll end up in a situation where it’s ok to “give in” on things that aren’t life or death decisions, which hopefully you’d be on the same page about anyways
 
So he did another LOCALS post-stream that was very different in tone that the actual show. Very subdued. This lawsuit and stress is getting to him.

If I were not already burned, I would almost feel bad for him. He at least can ACT like he used to.

He talked about Schneider taking the case because it was personal. He thinks Nick (according to Nick) gives lawyers a bad name. Lol! He also might do a GFM if he doesnt win a dismissal, becuase he has money, but not THAT kind of money...

It all came across as a grift tactic to me. Start talking plain and normal to be sympathetic for a lawsuit. Personally, I wouldn't give hik money, but this stream PROVED to me that he is either well aware of his fuckshit and had the ability to pull up, but he didn't. He could go back to being normal and a closet degenerate, but I won't hold my breath.

Edit: Talk about principles and law and rights were what attracted me, but it's a poisoned well at this point. Don't talk about how much you respect other real lawyers and want to be like them while you stick a balldo up your wife's ass
 
New Elissa Clips video regarding clip channel drama:


Nick hates the drama, doesn't care about the facts, and hates that someone he knew wanted him to talk about it, but he will talk about it, but not because someone wanted him to, but because he doesn't care and wants no part of it.

Funny stuff.
"They could be legit strikes, they could be bogus" is a fucking far cry from the position he claimed to hold before, which is any kind of Flaggotry was fucking gay.
Like come the fuck on, I thought if there was one, just one single, solitary position that was agreed upon by just about everyone short of Ethan Ralph, is that copy striking videos you don't agree with was the height of fucking faggotry.
You can't piss on me and tell me its raining, striking videos has nothing, not a Goddamn thing to do with wether the content is "Fair Use" or not, that's the most bitchmade cop out excuse and everyone knows it is. People copystrike videos because they get their feelings hurt.
Plain and simple.
They get their fee fees hurt by the shit talk so they try to take the mean video down.
If you're gonna be a false flagging faggot own it like the Gunt does, just say "yeah I struck it down because I hate that bastard" don't try and hide behind Muh Fair Use, its a fucking excuse and everyone knows it.
 
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So he did another LOCALS post-stream that was very different in tone that the actual show. Very subdued. This lawsuit and stress is getting to him.

If I were not already burned, I would almost feel bad for him. He at least can ACT like he used to.

He talked about Schneider taking the case because it was personal. He thinks Nick (according to Nick) gives lawyers a bad name. Lol! He also might do a GFM if he doesnt win a dismissal, becuase he has money, but not THAT kind of money...

It all came across as a grift tactic to me. Start talking plain and normal to be sympathetic for a lawsuit. Personally, I wouldn't give hik money, but this stream PROVED to me that he is either well aware of his fuckshit and had the ability to pull up, but he didn't. He could go back to being normal and a closet degenerate, but I won't hold my breath.

Edit: Talk about principles and law and rights were what attracted me, but it's a poisoned well at this point. Don't talk about how much you respect other real lawyers and want to be like them while you stick a balldo up your wife's ass
I know it’s been asked many times before but motherfucker what do you spend your money on? Seriously he owns both his houses thanks mom and dad! yeah he just bought two cars, but if he was smart he just bought them and doesn’t have payments, unless he really is that retarded. He doesn’t have college loans to pay off because mommy and daddy paid for those too, feeding, and clothing five kids isn‘t that expensive unless he literally just doesn’t budget. You have made at least a million dollars in the last year and did well for at least a couple years before that. Unless he just lets our wife rack up the credit cards constantly, or he’s actually going to those happy ending massages and escorts. Absolute insanity.
 
So he did another LOCALS post-stream that was very different in tone that the actual show. Very subdued. This lawsuit and stress is getting to him.

If I were not already burned, I would almost feel bad for him. He at least can ACT like he used to.

He talked about Schneider taking the case because it was personal. He thinks Nick (according to Nick) gives lawyers a bad name. Lol! He also might do a GFM if he doesnt win a dismissal, becuase he has money, but not THAT kind of money...

It all came across as a grift tactic to me. Start talking plain and normal to be sympathetic for a lawsuit. Personally, I wouldn't give hik money, but this stream PROVED to me that he is either well aware of his fuckshit and had the ability to pull up, but he didn't. He could go back to being normal and a closet degenerate, but I won't hold my breath.

Edit: Talk about principles and law and rights were what attracted me, but it's a poisoned well at this point. Don't talk about how much you respect other real lawyers and want to be like them while you stick a balldo up your wife's ass
Hey, I bet he could sell that mustang and fund a couple of motions.

But I guess he’d prefer if wagies like me picked up the tab to show our appreciation for him sharing his profound legal and moral insight.

Turns out Nick is a Marxist. You have Chico, Zeppo, Harpo, Groucho, Karl, and Balldo.
 
With how much he despises insurance companies, I wonder if he has a congenital issue he knows is going to take his life at some point?
Yeah, it could be that he got some sort of bad medical news near the end of the Depp trial (that "worst day of his life" or whatever from that period he would bring up every now and then) and he knows he'll be either dead or crippled in some way in "14 years" so he wants to be as much of a degenerate as possible in that space of time. With the whole "heat allergy" thing it already seems like his body is a shitheap so it's somewhat plausible. But then I don't know if he'd really be able to keep relatively quiet about the specifics of something like that with how much of an attention whoring grifter he is. It could also just be that he thinks 14 years is how long it'll take for him to make enough money to retire because he clearly hates anything even vaguely resembling work.
 
I know it’s been asked many times before but motherfucker what do you spend your money on? Seriously he owns both his houses thanks mom and dad! yeah he just bought two cars, but if he was smart he just bought them and doesn’t have payments, unless he really is that retarded. He doesn’t have college loans to pay off because mommy and daddy paid for those too, feeding, and clothing five kids isn‘t that expensive unless he literally just doesn’t budget. You have made at least a million dollars in the last year and did well for at least a couple years before that. Unless he just lets our wife rack up the credit cards constantly, or he’s actually going to those happy ending massages and escorts. Absolute insanity.
I guarantee he's spending over $20K/year on booze alone based on how much he drinks and what he drinks.
Hey, I bet he could sell that mustang and fund a couple of motions.
I was told from an early age that among the dumbest financial decisions you could do is buy a new car, since the minute you drive it off the lot, you've just lost a fuckton of value. Nick made a Drexel move right there, and even worse, he didn't just drive it off the lot, but drive it off the lot into a ditch.

If he sells that Mustang, SOMEONE is getting a great deal.
 
I guarantee he's spending over $20K/year on booze alone based on how much he drinks and what he drinks.

I was told from an early age that among the dumbest financial decisions you could do is buy a new car, since the minute you drive it off the lot, you've just lost a fuckton of value. Nick made a Drexel move right there, and even worse, he didn't just drive it off the lot, but drive it off the lot into a ditch.

If he sells that Mustang, SOMEONE is getting a great deal.
No thanks. I'll take new. Cars are a lot like women. I'd rather pay more to have a car that hasn't been ran through and has a ton of issues as a result of that. With a new car, assuming you don't pick a piece of shit you will get 3-4 years of trouble free, major maintenance free operation before you have to start sinking money in for repairs. With a used car you have no idea what issues you are going to inherit.

Men who like used cars are a lot like cucks. Inheriting a used up women with a loose pussy who lived on ram ranch. If you like sloppy pussy and bull cum than by all means pick used.
 
If he sells that Mustang, SOMEONE is getting a great deal.
I don't know if I'd want a Mustang that stinks of alcohol, cope, and coom regardless of cost.

But then again, I've been perfectly happy with my truck for the last decade. I should by it something nice, like a steering wheel cover, as thanks for not sliding me into a ditch.
 
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