Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

Mr Steal Your Farm said:
The retard that did this commited a federal crime, so state law and the state justice system won't matter. He will (most likely) be arrested by federal cops and a federal judge will set bond and he will be processed through the federal system.

State law enforcement may help locate and arrest him (federal warrant issued, state/local traffic stop), but he will be turned over to the feds, as the crime is in federal jurisdiction.
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You really think the state/local police is going to devote resources to tracking the guy down, much less the feds. And the feds are going to take the time to prosecute this when its going to be argued in court that the guy was trolling? Everyone has bigger fish to fry and this isn't as slam dunk of a case as you think it is if you've gone through the legal system before.

On a lighter note - its pretty funny when Raxx gets called out on his shit by Ed and has to surpress a chimp out because he knows he's gonna get his teeth knocked out if he does.
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Ed calls Cyrax out for being lazy 1-4-2021

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William Tyndale said:
Iirc the government scans and saves a photo of every piece of mail that gets sent through the system. Whoever sent this will get caught. It’s just a matter of time. They will figure out which mailbox it got dropped in. They will produce cell phone data of people in the area at that time. They will cross reference that with videos of cars that drove through that area. Then they will source computer data to see who has been watching cyrax’s videos. Sending threats in the mail is like putting a giant flag in your front yard that says “I did it!”
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Yeah the government is super efficient and competent and not wasteful and ineffective at all, they would definitely do this and they'd use space lasers too
 
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Man, I remember when Cyraxx used to get sent bananas that said "shove this up your ass", and now he's getting some potentially life threatening shit through the mail
 
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Blagher said:
No, I'm pretty sure the USPS isn't actually allowed to scan/open domestic mail without a warrant. It's a loophole that allows people to ship drugs all the time.
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I get a scan of every letter to my address, daily on my email- from my OLD address. Sold the house 3+ years ago and I can still see every envelope, every day. They definitely scan that shit lol
 
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Tangled Headphones said:
They lied to the police about someone shooting through their window. Do we know that this letter thing really happened.
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I would say yes because Chance is too lazy to get up and try to troll himself, even the bullet incident was probably just a rat trap Sally put in his room but I can't recall an instance of Chance doing gayops. I don't think he is capable of understanding the concept.

He will use anything for his victim complex but he doesn't "create" or "attempt" anything on his own, if it makes sense. I think he just spends all day on videogames and streams, he doesn't seem to make music anymore.
 
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Greedmonger said:
I get a scan of every letter to my address, daily on my email- from my OLD address. Sold the house 3+ years ago and I can still see every envelope, every day. They definitely scan that shit lol
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...and did you put in a request for them to do that for you?
Tangled Headphones said:
They lied to the police about someone shooting through their window. Do we know that this letter thing really happened.
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Police report indicates that they bagged an unknown substance, so Raxx/Sally would have had to type and print out a letter to themselves, cover it with flour or some shit, , seal it in an envelope, and then open it. Seems too high effort for a guy who can't even brush his hair in the morning.
 
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Goblin9 said:
Whatever sticks is good but personally I would go with Cobe's law after CobraJFS. If you name it after someone who's almost as bad as the cow they troll it doesn't have quite the same meaning. Complete fuck ups going after random autists online to ruin their lives because their own is so shit has more impact when the victim isn't Chris chan or a goblin pedophile.
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I personally prefer A-Logging because that term was coined at a time when the worst crime Chris was known for was being a sponge who soaked up taxpayer money while giving nothing back to society.

But now that Chris is a literal motherfucker, I think DSP would be a good candidate to have a law named after him. His worst crime is being shit at video games and that seems to illicit crimes like swatting, hacking, and identity theft against him.

“No matter how big of a lolcow someone may be, there’s always a bigger cow waiting to A-Log them.”
 
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Delamain said:
Jeez man
Like the goblin is an absolutely deplorable “human” but bro
This is an actual terrorist act
If you have to go to this lengths to fuck with someone on the internet you deserve a thread here having people laugh at you
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Even if you don't care about the legality and morality of it, all this is going to do is make Cyrax hole up and hide and we will be deprived of seeing him chimp out. It's fucked up morally and legally, hurts the people who have the misfortune of living near him, and it deprives us of quality content to boot
I hope the FBI buttfucks whoever sent that shit
 
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I don't think he did it to himself, if only because he's too thick to think of it, too lazy to do it, and too incompetent to not fuck it up so badly that he gets found out and arrested almost instantly. It's some fucking A-Log sped who thinks he's funny and with any luck will go to prison for it.

If we word Kiwi's Law to say "trolling a lolcow makes you dumber than said lolcow" then whoever did this is somehow dumber than Cyrax. The idea of someone being dumber than Cyrax is a difficult one, as presumably such a person would not be so much an A-Log or a Troll as they would be a vegetable.
 
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Spunt said:
I don't think he did it to himself, if only because he's too thick to think of it, too lazy to do it, and too incompetent to not fuck it up so badly that he gets found out and arrested almost instantly. It's some fucking A-Log sped who thinks he's funny and with any luck will go to prison for it.

If we word Kiwi's Law to say "trolling a lolcow makes you dumber than said lolcow" then whoever did this is somehow dumber than Cyrax. The idea of someone being dumber than Cyrax is a difficult one, as presumably such a person would not be so much an A-Log or a Troll as they would be a vegetable.
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Even if you are gonna troll, this shit isn't the right way to do it. The reason Marty has become the Moriarty to Chance's Holmes is because he has a good grasp on making him get on panels to scream at him for trivial shit like who's the drift king of Akron. No psycho shit required, just mildly pushing his buttons
 
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OnlyIcedsoybeans said:
this is an interesting duality your smart enough to get your hands on anthrax powder a biological weapon but. stupid enough to send it through the us postal system to an inbred goblin
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Anthrax spores are not at all difficult to get, it's an endemic livestock disease. You can absolutely make anthrax powder and still be stupid enough to send it to some retard who upset you on the internet.
 
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Bogliacci said:
The worst part of this is now Marty's little AirBnB troll is probably ruined (:_(
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Marty had to do literally nothing. I'm MATI over this level of stupid.

Marty just had to say he was there. Maybe play Drift King really loud as he drove slowly around the block and went to his little vacation spot, but park and wait.

Now I wouldn't blame him for not going. These a-log retards owe Marty his deposit money.
 
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