DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
VictimSydePhil really working it to drum up the pity tips today. Interview or no interview he would have just bull shitted his way through it and deny things that can be proven i.e the bank leaks and WWE Champs being logged in on his phone (thanks Jasper) all for the sake of keeping his family safe. I do like that he's scared of the tidal wave of superchats that would have called Khet a horse.
 
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Wait, he just said Derich isn't a whale, he doesn't contribute. Craig said he's a whale and got that wrong.

So he sees his contributors as whales...

also Craig got it wrong but also a detractor told Craig on his show and was wrong.

At this point in this mad man rambles to himself segement I don't think it's his whales are dents (they are) I just think these self pity oddly ego stroking word vomits are like white noise to them.

EDIT - nigga has gone off the deepend of paranoia and delusions though I do love this segment about the trolls and detractors started with him saying he doesn't take bait or give them attention
 
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Comma said:
Oh my fucking god, he's doing a daily members goal now. Expect constant begging for members, just like he does with tips...

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I am curious if he'll keep the original daily members goal concept. So if he doesn't hit it today and it actually drops to 370 today, then tomorrow it should be updated to say something like 370/375 instead of 370/385 because if the DAILY goals carry over from day to day then there's no fucking point. Also, if you do hit 385 today and you update it to 385/390 right away, then you're the biggest dickhead on the planet. Unironically kys. All of this boils down to me saying that having this stupid ass members goal system applied on a daily basis is incredibly retarded especially when you factor in DSP's scumbag caveats.

When a normal channel does these goals they are made so that:
a) they are possible to achieve
b) there is a substantial, entertaining reward
c) some (preferrably most) of the members gained via this method are incentivised to stick around beyond the reward
d) you don't have to constantly introduce newer, higher goals
 
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myone said:
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Totally genuine, much transparency email correspondence.

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Fuck man. I aint reading that but I glimpsed at it and saw "1. Me and my family's safety" and had a laugh.

The interview is overall pointless. We already know everything about the retard, and he isn't that interesting to any other person that only knows him for jacking off on stream.

Shame on the these middle aged assholes trying to milk this.
 
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DSP: "There's nothing I can answer that I haven't answered already! I've been asked everything already!"

Chat:
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JimiHendrix said:
i am literally watching a series rn about American monuments, like the Washington Monument and Mount Rushmore, actually being prisons for Eldritch monsters and other such things.

I'm having an easier time following that than I did following whatever the fuck phil is talking about? how is more people less births
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Was it the one by Wendigoon ? Very good stuff indeed. Seems intricate, especially the Jimmy Dean Arc and shit, but still more linear than a day in Phil's Mental Li(f)e.
 
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Derich 2nd of coomland said:
He needs a 9mm in the back of the head, but your idea might also work...
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nah for me that's too much, I don't want him dead I want on camera him slapped around like the bitch he is ala John Stossel or pummeled like a pussyboy in a sparring match something his dad should have done to make him quit that vidya game faggot shit before it's too late.
 
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