Disney Adults / Disneymania

Here's another obsessed binder disney-a-holic. She even laminates little cards for what they must do each day and hour.
This is insane. I had no idea people planned this shit to the MINUTE and spent the time to create a fucking album for it, AND post it online. I already have shit planned for work, I don't need it for my vacation. Maybe a few restaurant reservations or places to hit but just give me handle of vodka, a chair, some music and the ocean and whatever happens happens. Thats relaxing.
 
This is insane. I had no idea people planned this shit to the MINUTE and spent the time to create a fucking album for it, AND post it online. I already have shit planned for work, I don't need it for my vacation. Maybe a few restaurant reservations or places to hit but just give me handle of vodka, a chair, some music and the ocean and whatever happens happens. Thats relaxing.
Disney World has this mythos about it where you have to experience EVERYTHING.

Like, I'm sure people who have been to Magic Kingdom have seen parents carrying crying toddlers where the kid is just so burnt out and over it and wants a nap.
 
I just realized no one has brought up some classic tumblr cringe!
Basically in the pre Dashcon era teens were obsessing over various character Peter Pan actors at the parks. The videos of them trying to stay in character while telling teen girls to fuck off is some of the hardest shit I’ve tried to watch in recent memory.
Didn't one of these peter pan's get fired (for no real reason) bc tumblrites were posting about them and the interactions they had or something? I vaguely remember some cringe shit about a Peter pan seeing someone's attention whore self harm scars and giving some sappy speech about how strong they were or something and the Tumblr crowd fawning over him for it.
 
Is it just me or is there a growing trend on Tik Tok where adults are just assholes to children?
I remember making a note of this years ago when Toy Story 3 came out and saw so many around my age or older sperging over it, going to the movies to see it and all expressing a version of "so many fucking childreeeeeen reeeee, don't they know Disney made this for me me me, move away child"
 
I do not get this shit, there are already hokey ass places made for adults... ever heard of Las Vegas? Bourbon Street?? Renting a pontoon and getting shit faced on a lake? Like... no let's infringe on a family/child centric theme park. It's really fucking weird. Grow up.

BUT I've never encountered a Disney adult IRL. So maybe there's hope?
 
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Didn't one of these peter pan's get fired (for no real reason) bc tumblrites were posting about them and the interactions they had or something? I vaguely remember some cringe shit about a Peter pan seeing someone's attention whore self harm scars and giving some sappy speech about how strong they were or something and the Tumblr crowd fawning over him for it.

Yes, that did happen. Even as a peak Tumblrina I thought the whole self harm occurrence was extremely cringeworthy. I despise Peter Pan in the first place. I've found that people that are obsessed with Peter Pan tend to act like they never grew up as well. So I was glad when Tumblr got tired of Face Character Peter Pan and went full retard on something else.

Here's another obsessed binder disney-a-holic. She even laminates little cards for what they must do each day and hour.

This reminds me of a similar financial YouTube subgenre. A lot of women, particularly those very deep in debt, will faithfully follow Dave Ramsey and employ cash and cash envelopes for everything. All of them will have the usual categories- rent/mortgage, groceries, gas money. But many will also fund a trip to Disney while being up to their neck in debt or at best very very low income.



The second one had over $500,000 in debt (almost $300,000 from just student loans) last year.

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Yes. Half a fucking million in debt, with much of it debt that can't be discharged in bankruptcy! Still need to save up for Disney! I can't imagine even entertaining the idea of going there when you have a mortgage worth of student loans that are an ass and a half to whittle down. They're like mortgages in that you have no or negative principal for decades if you don't throw every fucking penny at them.

But no, cartoon rat > government rats.

Branching from this, you can buy Disney themed cash envelopes, binders, and savings planners on Etsy. Not just for park related stuff, but also envelopes for rent that have Mickey Mouse or Stitch on them. I'm keeping the photos full size so y'all can see the prices and other details.

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I'll leave this post with a wee bonus. Here is a woman spending over an hour discussing how she plans to save up for and visit Disney world (including using cash envelopes)

 

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My mother, if she had been born a decade after the internet exploded with narcissists, would be in this thread. She's a Disney obsessive through and through. So much so that my dad's questioning of why she travelled so often to one place was a main reason she left him. He burst her bubble and resented him for it. After a while, I went with her in my teens out of misguided belief that it was the right thing to do for her since it made her seemingly happy (but you all know how BPD alcoholics are never truly happy). I really have grown to hate the place now and the further my memory fades, the less attractive it has all come.

She took us every year, sometimes twice, and would plan out each day. We would wake up at five am- went to bed at midnight- and have breakfast. She would make sandwiches that we ate at around 11 because all we doing was walking about aimlessly to shops, to rides, to costumes wearers. It was torture, the sun making you sweat or rain making you sneeze. Stressful is all I can describe it. It is no shock that my older sisters and now younger brothers (who currently still go for fucking weekend trips) argued so much with her. The ordeal is stressful and it is like the trip is made for her and not her children.

One of the highlights in this thread is some guy saying he wouldn't mind a Disney girlfriend type. I can see why if you haven't lived with an obessive. Disney is all wholesome values and romanticised views of the world, and perhaps a woman obsessed has that wholesome quality. I disagree. Adults make ugly children because adults have adults thoughts. They cannot return to the eden of youth. It is self-denial to recede into a consoomer fantasy and expect your hate to go away.

"When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child. But, when I became a man, I put away the things of a child."

Life isn't about fantasylands. It might make a good holiday for your children, but it isn't your life.
 
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It's a joke, but also Disney gets fucking mad about all the people trying to scatter ashes at the parks.
That reminds me of an infamous duo of Disney adults who were so obsessed with the Horizon ride at Epcot that they rode it religiously for years just so they could sneak out of the carts and "explore" the set, and when one of them died, the other spread his ashes near the ride iirc.

I don't remember the full story, but I have to say that while I can understand wanting to goof around with friends by sneaking into forbidden or unexplored places, the tremendous obsession with just one mediocre ride for years and wanting to be laid to rest in it feels beyond weird to me.

There are tons of Disney adults who still do this along with attempts to spread the ashes of their family and peers.
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(Pictured: Jodie Jackson Wells, circa 2009, spreading her mother's ashes at Disney World.)

Grassy clearings, the haunted house, watery moats, the late Splash Mountain, and dozens of others, even the Small World Ride. Its just weird man. Imagine some random dumb kid running off and he trips and falls into some lolcow's ashes.
 
No words. NO FUCKING WORDS.

If you'll look closely, you can see it's a Chinese billboard. Which makes sense. After looking into Asian culture for years. I've found East Asia has an obsession with youth, and in media Western youth in particular. And not specifically sexually. Just that entire period of life. Adult actresses and singers are often encouraged to do impromptu childrens songs like "Baby Shark". The Juvenile traits of adult Women are seen as an attractive trait. Among both Men and Women.

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If you look to Western movies, the most impactful culturally in Asia. Firstly especially in South Korea. Romeo and Juliet 1968. Olivia Hussey was 15 when she played Juliet and appeared briefly nude. Today in South Korea. Comparisons are still made to Singers and Actresses over their resemblance to Olivia Hussey. Entertainment CEO's make comment.

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Secondly Leon - The Professional 1994. Seems to be considered a classic in Asia in general. A movie about the ambiguous relationship between an Assassin and a 12 year old.

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In South Korea the most famous singer there teamed up with a famous comedian to do a song about the girl from the movie in cosplay.
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There are other examples. These are just the most notable. But it's just something that I kept coming across so it stood out to me.
 
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In regards to the disability thing it was not wealthy people. There were facebooks set up where you could hire someone's disabled child or a disabled person to take to the park with you to get a disability pass. They would pay these people to pretend to be their relatives to get the accomondation of no line or shorter line wait.
 
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