Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

I didn't see Jack crying about the deep fried potatoes they served him yesterday for lunch. But he can't eat mashed potatoes, cause muh diabeetus. What's the matter, did they not put two whole sticks of butter and a pound of cheese in them?

Come to think of it, he's been eating cheesecake, biscuits, oatmeal, and so far I think the only thing he's bitched about is that they're not feeding him enough.

Pretty much. He's basically complaining that they're not feeding him enough to keep a family of 4 fed for a week.

 

[BentDuck]

Bitching about lunch now. Stay tuned, next I bet he'll bitch about dinner!View attachment 4688393

Oh, shut the fuck up! If he actually gave a shit about being diabetic, he would have taken his diet more seriously and probably wouldn't have had another stroke. He would have lost those 100 lbs he said he was going to by "leaning" keto and complying with his Profile by Sanford meal plan.

We saw the kind of shit you ate regularly on JOTG. Oh, but now you give a shit when it gives you an excuse to bitch about someone else. God, what a fucking insufferable turd. He's been there for a week and I bet he's already one of the most disliked patients there.

 

[Seymour Duncan]

Pretty much. He's basically complaining that they're not feeding him enough to keep a family of 4 fed for a week.

Is it just me and/or the perspective, or is that a fairly large hunk of meat for nursing home standards?

 

[Flesh Ribbons]

Honestly I think this stroke has turned up the anger and bitchyness level in his brain a couple of notches from before.

Yeah, he has been like this forever but it looks like its slightly worse now.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Carb, carb, protein mixed with carb.

I refuse to believe this nursing home doesn't serve vegetables. Fatty is just refusing them in order to get more carbs.

He's sure not showing the selection menu. We see what he gets, not what he asked for. I wouldn't damn the facility unless he can show he's not crossing out "greens" or "mixed veg" on his order.

Edit: I am not familiar with diabetes diets, how the fucking hell is this not suitable for his entitled insulin deficient ass compared to his regular diet?

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Praise be to the return of [obj]

I sperged about institutional diabetes care earlier. The tl;dr is that when you are in charge of a lot of Type II diabetics, and surly ones, the approach is to give the same amount of carbohydrates on every meal tray, to reduce that variable.

Probable explanation: hospital diabetes care, at most hospitals, is geared for safe institutional care of adult Type II diabetics. This is likely not "carb restricted" as such, but what's also known as a "consistent carbohydrate diet."

If it's restricted at all, or listed on the menu as "carb restricted," it means that they won't let you order infinite pancakes. Usually the selection menu will have carbohydrate numbers (sometimes exchanges or "carb choices") listed after each item, and a total at the bottom. You can circle as many "toast (15)" and "apple juice (15)" as you want, but if you go hog wild, Dietary will only send you items up to your carb level.

Inpatient diabetic diets are utterly wack for Type I diabetics or Type II diabetics who are conscientious and self-motivated and really do eat low carbohydrate diets at home. They're designed for standardized care of Type II diabetics on orals + sliding scale, or with routine basal/prandial insulin (and probably also sliding scale). If every diabetic patient's meal is 45 grams of carbohydrate (and inpatient activity level is pretty standard) you've taken one variable out of their glucose management, and it's just a question of adjusting detemir/glargine and which step of the sliding scale for a particular patient.

There is also the psychosocial factor. If you offer Grandpa a moderate serving of hash browns, he'll grumble, but if you tell him "it's cauliflower rice time lol" he'll fucking riot.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

Honestly I think this stroke has turned up the anger and bitchyness level in his brain a couple of notches from before.

Yeah, he has been like this forever but it looks like its slightly worse now.

Changes in mood and emotional regulation are very common in post-stroke patients.

Mood and emotional disturbances are frequent symptoms in stroke survivors [1]. These symptoms are distressing for both the patients and their caregivers, and negatively influence patient quality of life [2,3]. Important mood/emotional disturbances include post-stroke depression (PSD), post-stroke anxiety, post-stroke emotional incontinence (PSEI), post-stroke anger proneness (PSAP), and post-stroke fatigue (PSF).

Source

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Changes in mood and emotional regulation are very common in post-stroke patients.



Source

In other words his bitchiness has gone up and this is the new normal?

 

[rubytintedchix]

He’s always been this bitchy. See also the Blog he kept from 2008 prior to any of the strokes. He’s just PMSing now because he doesn’t have free range of the nursing home’s fridge to make Jacky Snacky’s.

 

[AnOminous]

Who complains about getting getting too much eggs?

And if he hadn't gotten extra he'd be bitching like the fat adult toddler he is about that, too. This cunt can't NOT complain about anything. There is no way of satisfying this disgusting fat beast.

Just when people might have had some sympathy for this worthless cocksucker, he doubles down on his shitty behavior yet again and you wish he actually had just died, like he deserved.

 

[rubytintedchix]

And if he hadn't gotten extra he'd be bitching like the fat adult toddler he is about that, too. This cunt can't NOT complain about anything. There is no way of satisfying this disgusting fat beast.

Just when people might have had some sympathy for this worthless cocksucker, he doubles down on his shitty behavior yet again and you wish he actually had just died, like he deserved.

You hit the nail on the head. You’re damned if you do, damned if you don’t with him. The first day he got a tiny portion of eggs, he probably bitched. So they served him a larger portion and now he bitches about that.

I think the real thing he’s angy about is the lack of MEAT on his plate. Those look like those packages of frozen sausage links. Jack probably eats one of those boxes himself. He’s going to starve to death if he doesn’t get out of there soon (sarcasm).

Good.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

I might get a TMI for this, but I want to point out how much of an asshole this lying fat shitbag is.

As mentioned, I spent the better part of a year in a facility a few years ago recovering from a leg injury where I needed PT to basically learn to walk again. The place Jack is in is at least as nice if not nicer than the place I was in it was ok and ok at best where I was.

Dietitian and Kitchen will work with people who have special needs especially diabetic even Muslims got special trays with not shellfish or pork. After gaining some weight I had gotten into a healthier lifestyle some years ago. but had gain a little back at the time due to the lack of mobility and wanted to eat as healthy as possible my daily meals were as such.

Breakfast Hard Boil Egg, Whatever Protein was being served for Breakfast, small cup cottage cheese, yogurt, V8, and Coffee. If they had no protein for Breakfast like it was waffles, pancakes, or Danish I'd get a piece of toast preferably wheat no butter due to the cook being heavy handed with the butter.

Lunch which is more like dinner because this is when nursing homes have the most staff. Salad with Oil and Vinegar dressing, whatever veg was being served with lunch, an orange (it was my dessert), and a diet pop and diet iced tea.

Dinner which was usually a lunch type meal if they had soup, I'd get the soup, but this wasn't a daily thing, another salad with oil and vinegar, an apple and a plain cheese sandwich, another diet pop, and iced tea.

snack they'd have a cart of chips and candy, but I usually requested cheese and crackers from the kitchen or just take a bag or pretzels.

Yes, I ate salads twice daily for months to stay healthy it wouldn't have been my first choice, but it was my best at the time and helped me achieve my goals.

Also, these places have vending machines for pop and snacks, family is allowed to bring you food, and you can order takeout.

Jack doesn't like the food he's getting and is just being a bitch trying to use his being diabetic as an excuse as if he hasn't done video after video of him shoving carbs down his gullet.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

Also, these places have vending machines for pop and snacks, family is allowed to bring you food, and you can order takeout.

This could be another piece of evidence that no one is visiting him. I wonder if he even knows the house has gotten listed?

 

[rubytintedchix]

This could be another piece of evidence that no one is visiting him. I wonder if he even knows the house has gotten listed?

Jack is *extremely* online. Unless Qarolyn has his profile blocked or has him blocked on the post through Facebook’s privacy settings, there’s no reason he shouldn’t have seen it.

 

[AnOminous]

This could be another piece of evidence that no one is visiting him. I wonder if he even knows the house has gotten listed?

I hope Tammy is taking this opportunity to leave him (for Jim Traynor?).

 

[Delilah Radio Show]

He’s always been this bitchy. See also the Blog he kept from 2008 prior to any of the strokes. He’s just PMSing now because he doesn’t have free range of the nursing home’s fridge to make Jacky Snacky’s.

These are so funny to read, I forgot how much of a little bitch he was for a minute. All that's missing is the obligatory [OBJ].



Anyways, semper fi to the troll chefs in the nursing home, can't wait to find out what's on the menu tonight.

 

[Jack of the Lantern II]

Latest update from Jack - he's braving the weather to show us the entryway of his nursing home.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

These are so funny to read, I forgot how much of a little bitch he was for a minute. All that's missing is the obligatory [OBJ].

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Anyways, semper fi to the troll chefs in the nursing home, can't wait to find out what's on the menu tonight.

I am loving this entry:

 

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

I wanted to do a Jack Vlogs supercut of Jacks stint on the West Texas Investors Club; particularly focusing on Jack and the Investors reactions to him. Unfortunately, it kept being blocked by copyright issues - not Jack surprisingly, but the network that owns WTIC (CNBC).

I've decided to archive the episode here until I can find a suitable alternative to YouTube

Apologies for the audio syncing issues, it's an issue with the original cut, I suspect its due to the way it was acquired from CNBC. But regardless I was unable to fix it due to tempestuous retardation.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

Honestly I think this stroke has turned up the anger and bitchyness level in his brain a couple of notches from before.

Yeah, he has been like this forever but it looks like its slightly worse now.

Could be, but I got another theory. Jack wasn't bitching this much in the hospital, but there was a food court he could waddle scoot his fat ass to in order to get his daily gallon of processed grease.

He's only so pissy now because he has no options. He's stuck in a depressing place, surrounded by strangers, eating modest amounts of mediocre semi-healthy food. Jack spends most of his time in comfort, and for the first time in ages he's having to deal with some discomfort. And this how he handles it, he lashes out and makes it everyone elses problem, because he's that kind of asshole.

Bitching about lunch now. Stay tuned, next I bet he'll bitch about dinner!View attachment 4688393

Fuck this fat fucking nigger I swear to God he's been making me properly MATI this week.
>fried potatoes yesterday: fine
>toast and oatmeal (presumably with heaps of butter ala his request): fine
>biscuit covered in milk gravy: fine
>subway foot longs: fine
>fast food every single fucking day of his life: fine
>some mashed potatoes with no gravy: OH FUCKING NO THEY'RE TRYING TO KILL ME DON'T THEY KNOW I TAKE MY BEETUS VERY SERIOUSLY.

Spoiler: Total Scalfani Death

Kill Scalfanis. Behead Scalfanis. Roundhouse kick a Scalfani into the concrete. Slam dunk a Scalfani baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy guidos. Defecate in a Scalfanis food. Launch Scalfanis into the sun. Stir fry Scalfanis in a wok. Toss Scalfanis into active volcanoes. Urinate into a Scalfanis gas tank. Judo throw Scalfanis into a wood chipper. Twist Scalfanis heads off. Report Scalfanis to the IRS. Karate chop Scalfanis in half. Curb stomp pregnant Scalfanis. Trap Scalfanis in quicksand. Crush Scalfanis in the trash compactor. Liquefy Scalfanis in a vat of acid. Eat Scalfanis. Dissect Scalfanis. Exterminate Scalfanis in the gas chamber. Stomp Scalfani skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate Scalfanis in the oven. Lobotomize Scalfanis. Mandatory abortions for Scalfanis. Grind Scalfani fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Scalfanis in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Scalfanis with a ray gun. Kick old Scalfanis down the stairs. Feed Scalfanis to alligators. Slice Scalfanis with a katana.

 

[Dondeld Dock]

I might get a TMI for this, but I want to point out how much of an asshole this lying fat shitbag is.

As mentioned, I spent the better part of a year in a facility a few years ago recovering from a leg injury where I needed PT to basically learn to walk again. The place Jack is in is at least as nice if not nicer than the place I was in it was ok and ok at best where I was.

Dietitian and Kitchen will work with people who have special needs especially diabetic even Muslims got special trays with not shellfish or pork. After gaining some weight I had gotten into a healthier lifestyle some years ago. but had gain a little back at the time due to the lack of mobility and wanted to eat as healthy as possible my daily meals were as such.

Breakfast Hard Boil Egg, Whatever Protein was being served for Breakfast, small cup cottage cheese, yogurt, V8, and Coffee. If they had no protein for Breakfast like it was waffles, pancakes, or Danish I'd get a piece of toast preferably wheat no butter due to the cook being heavy handed with the butter.

Lunch which is more like dinner because this is when nursing homes have the most staff. Salad with Oil and Vinegar dressing, whatever veg was being served with lunch, an orange (it was my dessert), and a diet pop and diet iced tea.

Dinner which was usually a lunch type meal if they had soup, I'd get the soup, but this wasn't a daily thing, another salad with oil and vinegar, an apple and a plain cheese sandwich, another diet pop, and iced tea.

snack they'd have a cart of chips and candy, but I usually requested cheese and crackers from the kitchen or just take a bag or pretzels.

Yes, I ate salads twice daily for months to stay healthy it wouldn't have been my first choice, but it was my best at the time and helped me achieve my goals.

Also, these places have vending machines for pop and snacks, family is allowed to bring you food, and you can order takeout.

Jack doesn't like the food he's getting and is just being a bitch trying to use his being diabetic as an excuse as if he hasn't done video after video of him shoving carbs down his gullet.

Jack is a massive entitled asshole. Imagine surviving from a 4th stroke, and all you do is whine about what you get served for diner instead to be thankful for barely surviving?
It boggles my mind to come here sometimes and witness Jack's utter ignorance and straight stupidity to narc on some tasty substance to the point he's consuming lethal amounts until he gets a stroke and switches his treat until it happens again. And he always plays the "but it's healthy" card to justify the overconsuming to himself like with the Splenda. Totally ok to put literal neurotoxin in heaping amounts to your coffee.