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Now, to be completely fair to Jack, he probably put 100x the recommended amount of these sweeteners in everything he fucking ate if that "Keto chocolate cheesecake" is anything to go by.
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I'm so sick of this fuck bitching about fucking everything with his hospital stay. You'll never learn anything, just eat what the hospital tells you to eat and shut the fuck up.
They gave him a bonus portion of eggs and he chose to complain.
That being said, only getting one biscuit half is some bullshit. Be better if he got both half of the biscuit and butter, minus the gravy.
Restrict the diet? Maybe omit some of the fucking grease instead of some bread.
That being said, only getting one biscuit half is some bullshit. Be better if he got both half of the biscuit and butter, minus the gravy.
Restrict the diet? Maybe omit some of the fucking grease instead of some bread.
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Who complains about getting getting too much eggs? I can get that hospital food sucks as I figure it's probably the same kind of production of a 3 star hotel complimentary breakfast but mediocre scrambled eggs are still something you can quick throw in your gullet. I would probably just eat the eggs and cheap sausage I hate shitty bland gravy.
They've learned that they have to give him grease. If they don't lather up enough grease onto his food, he starts shrieking like Eric Cartman. That's probably why they had to shut the door on him.
It's already an appeasement meal, I did get a laugh out of the egg slug and bacon from earlier.
Apparently Tennesee food really boils down to "biscuit, country gravy".
That indian food may have been the last "diversity" Jack will ever encounter.
Apparently Tennesee food really boils down to "biscuit, country gravy".
That indian food may have been the last "diversity" Jack will ever encounter.
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You can barely make it out, but it looks like there is a menu there on the left side of the picture and its says "eggs" twice on it. Though one is "scrambled eggs" and the other is cut off but shorter so it might be something like Vegan or Just Eggs. The eggs on the plate are clearly two different consistencies.
Jack probably ordered double eggs in order to avoid yucky fruit or vegetables. And being two different kinds of eggs and two different portions, the nursing home kept them separate on the plate. Jack's brain just forgot he did that.
Jack probably ordered double eggs in order to avoid yucky fruit or vegetables. And being two different kinds of eggs and two different portions, the nursing home kept them separate on the plate. Jack's brain just forgot he did that.
He still got orange juice, coffee, and what looks like a side of oatmeal/grits/whatever. He's getting plenty of food that any normal sized human would consider reasonable or possibly even "a lot" for a breakfast, but he's throwing tantrums because it isn't covered in cheese so he's missing a food group. they're probably trying to get a minimum amount of grease and fiber in his system so he can start shitting normally. There's absolutely no way Fatty could be having anything resembling a normal bowel movement with his 10,000 calorie a day diet of meat and cheese.
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Has he bitched about them forcing him to exercise yet?
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I can’t wait for the episode of CWJ where his hand flops onto the gas range and he doesn’t realize it until the smoke detector starts going off.
You’re neglecting the bigger picture- he’s bitching about getting extra eggs when he’s endlessly claimed to be (leaning) KETOOOO.
What the fuck is the trouble then, Jack? At least that part of the meal fits into your years-long diet LARP, you monstrously fat man-infant.
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I think it's safe to say that Jagoff is just letting his inner Karen out and complaining about anything and everything he can because he's such a miserable prick.
The trouble is that he's a miserable cunt that needs to complain about everything and that his normal breakfast is twice the amount that he's getting.
You don't get to be a bowling ball shape like Jagoff by eating normally.
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While that doesn't look like a gourmet meal or anything (sausage looks too dry and eggs are overcooked), for nursing home food that is about as good as it gets. And unlike Jack's own cooking, it's definitely not undercooked.
My aunt stayed in a nursing home after a surgery and it sounds like hell. Her roommate died while she was there. I'd probably rather off myself than live in one for more than a short time period
Bitching about lunch now. Stay tuned, next I bet he'll bitch about dinner!
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When has he ever cared about being diabetic before? Even if it’s sarcasm, it’s bad sarcasm. Have another bang or an cream and sugar with a shot of coffee, fatass.
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Carb, carb, protein mixed with carb.
I refuse to believe this nursing home doesn't serve vegetables. Fatty is just refusing them in order to get more carbs.
Edit: I am not familiar with diabetes diets, how the fucking hell is this not suitable for his entitled insulin deficient ass compared to his regular diet?
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I refuse to believe this nursing home doesn't serve vegetables. Fatty is just refusing them in order to get more carbs.
Edit: I am not familiar with diabetes diets, how the fucking hell is this not suitable for his entitled insulin deficient ass compared to his regular diet?
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Diabetics are allowed to eat things like corn and potatoes. It's not that they can't eat carbs but they need to eat the right amount of them.
And the meat? Perfectly fine for diabetics although I'm guessing it's some take on Swiss Steak which can be good if done properly.
Again he's just being a little bitch because that's the default mode for him.
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Right, we've never heard Millennials complain before, Jack, you addled sack of lard. Someone brought you a twenty-ounce Shamrock Shake tell me you wouldn't be sucking it down harder than you would any of your manly man friends right now.
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I thought that lowdown on Millenials was that they complain too much? I seriously think the home is actually trying to kill him off.
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I bet the staff LOVES him.
What an insufferable pile.
What an insufferable pile.
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I didn't see Jack crying about the deep fried potatoes they served him yesterday for lunch. But he can't eat mashed potatoes, cause muh diabeetus. What's the matter, did they not put two whole sticks of butter and a pound of cheese in them?
Come to think of it, he's been eating cheesecake, biscuits, oatmeal, and so far I think the only thing he's bitched about is that they're not feeding him enough.
Come to think of it, he's been eating cheesecake, biscuits, oatmeal, and so far I think the only thing he's bitched about is that they're not feeding him enough.