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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
To be fair, Paul wasn't wrong about this.

He needs to ditch the cringe leftism and go full shitlord at this point if he wants a redemption arc though. He's still just as big a piece of shit as the rest of them, the only difference now is that they 'exiled' him and he's sitting back and taking it like a bitch right now.

Paul, you need to go scorched earth on penny and his eunuchs. Give us what we crave and we will bestow upon you the crown of king of the tranch wastes, destroyer of trannies.
He won't do shit while the pussy he sticks his tiny dick in is still "trans".
 
He was fine to play along while squandering thousands of dollars on booze, drugs and expensive restaurant outings. Funny how he never elaborated on that.
He also insisted on one of the most bougie, expensive handguns to own & operate, an FN 5.7. Even with PSA starting to roll their own 5.7 ammunition, that shit is not cheap & never will be.

Edit: the 5.7 was Penny's gun? Though I still wonder what happened to "Yoko", Bon-bon's rifle.
The only reason this all stopped is because he thought that having sex with the craziest bitch ever was better than playing along with phils larp with Sky.
Any real bio-pussy would've been better than whatever he had with Sky & Philthy.
He wants revenge for not letting him keep his tard pet there.
Hence why he turned on them, not because the ranch itself was a failure. Had Kindness not shown up, he'd still be there burying freshly dead alpacas, doing the work their field-niggers should've been doing, and helping with Penny's Pine Ridge grift.
He focused a ton them being mean to her early on, barely mentioning the animals.
And probaby wouldn't have said a thing, if Kindness hadn't cried to him endlessly about it. Appearances are important to Bonnibel, ironically.
I'm not convinced he is fully aware how fucked financially he is at this point.
I think he is aware, but soothes himself with hairy biopuss, shitty hobbies, and further delusions of grandeur. But just wait until the IRS starts asking him questions.
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I’m slightly MATI on Bonnie’s behalf about this “landlord” narrative too.
He’s the co-founder. He literally put his life savings and his credit, and that of his partner and mother on the line to make the Tranch possible. And even after he stepped back he continued to allow the Tranchers to live there.

Even though all that was a retarded mistake and way too generous/gullible, this is how they repay him, by making him out to be the villain, claiming “violence” and harassment when he finally just asks for his house back? Lesson learned huh big guy.
And apologise to Sky. I don't know why I keep simping for Sky, I just feel bad for him even though he's a moron for associating with troons.
I can't fault anyone for feeling slightly bad here. Everyone involved with the Tranch might be a shitty person, but there's nobody these guys are shittier to than each other.

Besides the alpacas, I mean.
 
Holy fucking shit I don't check the thread for a few weeks and a whole new spicy season drops. Swear to god if it wasnt for the whole painting trans ppl in a negative light (however deserved) this would make such a good documentary drama series.

Have to circle back to this tweet, though, as it might have been overlooked. Subsequent tweets from Bonners have kind of changed tone but this one implies he was considering simply drafting a new rental agreement with the SQUATTERS, which is absolutely brilliant. I'm sure the trans anarchists currently living there for free would just love to pay him money instead. To that point I'm still curious what their lease agreement even looks like, I imagine its all written in pencil and trans flags and slogans are scribbled in the corners in crayon.

Come on Bon, while you're leaking documents show us the rental agreement you had with Penny!!! :)
 
He wants revenge for not letting him keep his tard pet there. (Tbf penny has two so I think its only fair that paul has one.)
You're right, but Boner's pet tard has a natal pussy (as unhygienic and gross and likely overused as it is). Phillelope didn't want KEVIN sex pesting the babby robbit BPD tard when Mixtress and his rotting teeth should be more than enough.
 
The Tranch Patreon has lost around $200. They were at ~$1.6k last month, now down to $1.4k.
https://graphtreon.com/creator/TenaciousUnicornRanch
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So the drama has caused a slight dip, but the Tranchers can probably coast for years and still make over $1k/month, even if they go silent.
[Not that it matters much anyway since they can just leech off of Penny's very elderly parents. For the record, I don't believe Penny at all about them planning to move to a new permanent residence. That's just Penny's cope because he's embarrassed about moving back in with his parents.]


Bonnie has been blocked by the main Tranch twitter account. The Tranchers blocked him on their personal accounts awhile ago, and I guess now they're cutting all remaining ties.
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Bonnie clearly reads KF, but he still hasn't learned the importance of archiving. In his report to the IRS, he uses a bunch of direct links to the Tranch website and the Tranchers' social media accounts for evidence. The Tranchers could break these links at any time, and Bonnie's solution is to ask his followers to keep an eye out and alert him if this happens. 🙄 Dude, just use archive links from the beginning, and you won't have to worry!
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He's admitted burying dozens of animals that he starved to death, he's admitted stealing drugs from people he was working for, he's written about fucking his girlfriend in the ass, and she in turn has posted shots of the inside of her anus. I'm not sure what he's got left to hide here.
Don't forget her pussy with his cum all over it. I can't remember what it's called, some degenerate will know.
 
The fact that Phil and co. played target practice with Paul's car still kind of shocks me. That's extreme even for vindictive exes, which Paul and Phil ostensibly are. Paul didn't even do anything wrong as far as I can tell, at least not to Phil specifically. Iirc, he and Phil were in an poly/open relationship, so it's not like Paul was cheating when he started dating Alyssa. Also, he put his and his mother's finances in jeopardy when he bought the property for the express purpose of using it for TUR, which they considered a shared venture at the time. Characterizing that as a typical landlord-tenet relationship is just disingenuous.

Paul found an actual girlfriend, the ranch wasn't making money (or paying rent consistently), and situation with his mom changed. And all of this shit was a long time coming. Given all that, it's reasonable for him to want to withdraw from the business. He's going to have a hard enough time getting his money back on that property as it is-- imagine if he'd have waited for everyone involved to become completely insolvent, which was the only alternative.

Destroying a person's car after they broke up with you and left your shared business is just psychotic, and in doing so Phil has pretty much guaranteed criminal liability. Taking him to court would've been considerably trickier had he not made the fuck-tarded decision to destroy Paul's property.
 
Iirc, he and Phil were in an poly/open relationship, so it's not like Paul was cheating when he started dating Alyssa.
He was married to Sky. He and Kevin probably sucked each others dicks, since Kevin is afraid of anal.
But I don't remember ever seeing anything about Bonnie and anyone else. Are you just misremembering?
 
And I guarantee you that Penny and co out of pure vindictive spitefulness deliberately trashed that place before leaving.
It's pretty obvious they did. You don't accidentally spraypaint insults on things. Or smash Boner's car up and then vandalize it, too.
Only after that did he start his quest to destroy the Tranch, all while vilifying Penny and making himself into the victim and downplaying his involvement. Fuck that, if I lived on the Tranch I'd probably trash it too before I left.
I can understand it but it's still subhuman wigger behavior.

Boner's bitching though is like if a guard at Auschwitz claimed to be a victim because he had repetitive stress injuries from shoving Jews into ovens.
Hence why he turned on them, not because the ranch itself was a failure. Had Kindness not shown up, he'd still be there burying freshly dead alpacas, doing the work their field-niggers should've been doing, and helping with Penny's Pine Ridge grift.
It will never cease to be a source of amusement to me that the instant a male troon gets a single whiff of even the nastiest stankest real pussy, attached to the ugliest, most filthy and absolutely insane whore, the troon shit goes right out of the window.
Destroying a person's car after they broke up with you and left your shared business is just psychotic, and in doing so Phil has pretty much guaranteed criminal liability. Taking him to court would've been considerably trickier had he not made the fuck-tarded decision to destroy Paul's property.
Even with that shitheap in the shape it was, it probably had a high enough dollar value to constitute felony vandalism. The limit is pretty low in Colorado: $2,000.
 
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Well, the house isn’t really trashed if you look closely. It’s very messy, embarrassingly so. Maybe they intended to go back and tidy up, maybe not. But it’s natural for Penny to try to blame it on someone else, real or not.

Someone *did* trash the car deliberately, it may have been people who didn’t have access to the house but it does look like it was done to spite Bonny, so definitely someone in with the tranchers on some level.
The “guests”, if any, could have been camping on the land, is what I’m getting at. But then J had his own trailer and could have just been up there seething after penny locked up and left.
Hope we find out.
Tbh 'access to the house's isn't really a thing when half the house is mdf and its in the middle of rural Colorado, you could probably boot the walls down
Trashing the place and damaging a car that dosen't fight back are the exact type of passive aggressive that troons love though. And I can just imagine them smashing the place up and wearing the same stupid smirk as when they claim to be women and know politeness means you can't call them a lying man to their faces without catching heat for it. This is definitely troonsmirk behaviour
 
Even with that shitheap in the shape it was, it probably had a high enough dollar value to constitute felony vandalism. The limit is pretty low in Colorado: $2,000.
Even in the shape it’s in now it’s worth that, believe it or not.

However. I don’t think Penny personally did any of the malicious damage. He’s too much of a pussy.
He’ll have just wound up J or some psycho ex-forces tranny with tales of horrific aboose from the hated landlord, who sent sheriff’s deputies to KILL them and drive them from the land, and let him do the rest.

Otherwise, it’s Paul’s car, on Paul’s property. The Tenants can’t be blamed just because they’re the obvious culprits - he’s shit out of luck unless he has like video evidence of the vandalism taking place.
 
Just an aside but if Bonnie is going to be using the farms for so much information and boosting his tweets, it’d be nice if he gave a shoutout to the people here who have meticulously archived all his evidence for him. I know them grift is in tranny dna but still
It’s the grift part and the fact that if he says “information gathered from Kiwifarms” then the troons he has on his side will turn on him for using the tranny death cabal site.

And also, him combing through this thread for evidence means that he is being subjected to us all nonstop dunking on him personally, like so:
Boon would have to start waist training with a fucking tractor tire.
I can understand why he wouldn’t want to acknowledge us in any light besides “BAD AND EVIL” after almost 2 years of this.

Hell, if Penny runs one last tactical operation on Bonnie, Kindness can come out and say that we actually were responsible because he Byuu’d himself trying to collect evidence from the thread :story:
 
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Even in the shape it’s in now it’s worth that, believe it or not.

Doubtful. The value in a used Leaf is in the battery pack and I'm pretty sure the pack is completely toasted by now.

My Leaf friend bought the battery warranty, and waited until they discontinued the battery pack that came with his model before cashing it in, and nearly doubled his range. In less than 5 years of frequent use, but constant care, it was less than 70% capacity. That leaf I'm sure has been shown the love and care Troons show everything (the house, the alpacas, etc) and has been depleted and then through freeze-thaw cycles. If it has 25% capacity I'd be shocked.

A non-fucked up Leaf battery pack will fetch $5-10,000 and they are very popular with people doing off-grid RVing because they are rated as automotive parts and thus will pass inspections and keep your insurance company from reaming you ou.
 
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