The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Law]

there's nobody these guys are shittier to than each other.

What happened to the queer rainbow family full of love, resilience and inclusion?

Swear to god if it wasnt for the whole painting trans ppl in a negative light (however deserved) this would make such a good documentary drama series.

You know how Tim O'Brian said that all true war stories are anti-war?
All true trans stories are anti-trans.

 

[Bani]

He was married to Sky. He and Kevin probably sucked each others dicks, since Kevin is afraid of anal.
But I don't remember ever seeing anything about Bonnie and anyone else. Are you just misremembering?

Oh shit, you're right. Pretty much everything I said still applies, just to Sky instead of Phil, though it's impossible to know who shot the windshield, or if multiple people were involved. It still seems more like something Phil would do, since Phil seems to be the most unhinged of the bunch. If it actually was Phil acting alone, then it's even more inexcusable, because that removes the lover-scorned factor, leaving his tantrum over getting evicted as his only motivation.

 

[Oxyjen]

Doubtful. The value in a used Leaf is in the battery pack and I'm pretty sure the pack is completely toasted by now.

My Leaf friend bought the battery warranty, and waited until they discontinued the battery pack that came with his model before cashing it in, and nearly doubled his range. In less than 5 years of frequent use, but constant care, it was less than 70% capacity. That leaf I'm sure has been shown the love and care Troons show everything (the house, the alpacas, etc) and has been depleted through freeze-thaw cycles. If it has 25% capacity I'd be shocked.

A non-fucked up Leaf battery pack will fetch $5-10,000 and they are very popular with people doing off-grid RVing because they are rated as automotive parts and thus will pass inspections and keep your insurance company from reaming you ou.

Agree, but I can almost guarantee he’d get 2k for the car as is, even if the pack is dead. The rest of the stuff has value - people convert all kinds of old gas cars to electric and Leaf is one of the favorite choice of donors.

 

[Temperance]

Bonnie's teasing us with TRANNY WACO. I'm not getting my hopes up.
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Just wait until the ATF and FBI are involved

He's talking to reporters about the vandalism, etc.
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Lol, they're not even condemning the attack on my house and car (the only car damaged)
No doubt in my mind that they're glad it happened if not orchestrated it
It's honestly more like Penny than I expected them to go
Just ignore it like a coward and how people don't notice

I'm already speaking to reporters

 

[Ghostse]

Bonnie's teasing us with TRANNY WACO. I'm not getting my hopes up.
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He's talking to reporters about the vandalism, etc.
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All Cops are Bastards.
The IRS and ATF use agents so these law enforcement organization are 100% antifa & anarchist kosher, so go fuck yourself nazi.

 

[Ashamed of Yourself]

T.S. Eliot's poem, The Hollow Men, appropriately titled, gives the best quote for the end of the Tranch. I hope he will forgive me:

This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a whimper.[1]

 

[stupid frog]

Bonnie's teasing us with TRANNY WACO. I'm not getting my hopes up.
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He's talking to reporters about the vandalism, etc.
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They already missed the anniversary for it, so I don't care.

 

[Divine right to rule]

Bonnie's teasing us with TRANNY WACO. I'm not getting my hopes up.
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ATF is firearms and explosives, what has that to do with property damage done by negligence of the Trancherinos?
Either he knows of Pennywise owning illegal firearms or some anarchist's cookbook style bathtub explosives, or he is just blowing smoke namedropping agencies that have nothing to do with the matter at hand.

It is probably the latter.

 

[Big Bobs Beepers]

he is just blowing smoke namedropping agencies that have nothing to do with the matter at hand.

This

When trannies have falling outs, their fuckups are suddenly everyone's business. All he's doing is trying to ruin the Tranch Alumni by any means. Will it work? Probably not, but since Trannies have a tendency to turn on each other on a dime, this is nothing but a but a bunch of moral fagging that'll go nowhere

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

The thing is is that none of the criticism we give is expressly because they are trans, it is because they are irresponsible destructive people trying to use “Trans” as a shield and excuse.

There could be another ranch right next to them peopled by even less convincing but more surgically altered trans people, but if it is working quite happily with no drama and healthy livestock then it wouldn’t pop up on our radar.

It would be bad enough if Alyssa was just trying to shield them from prosecution and other people they may try to rent land from, but the fact that there is a clearly widespread attitude that trans people should not face investigation from authorities is doing them far more harm than good.

Even the original lolcow, Chris Chan was not “targeted” because of his autism.
He was followed because of his very public and very strange behavior.

This isn’t all going to be fixed because people will do the right thing.
If Bonnie wee boner gets recompense, it will be through forcing those responsible by legal means.

The only comparable magical thinking on basis of belonging to a club I have encountered in real life is football/soccer fans being confused that fans of the same team don’t share their values.

My sister has autism, and she doesn't have a thread here. you know why? Because for one, she doesn't use her real name for shit (I made sure my parents ensured that) and mostly plays Genshin Impact or Kingdom Hearts, when she's not being forced to at least attempt being a functional person by my family. In other words: she's boring, and just trying to make her way in the world like all of us here on the farms. All you have to do to not be "targeted" by the farms is be BORING.

It also implodes because a majority of transgenderism is fueled by autogynephilia and a desire to be special.
If you can force your normie coworkers to use your treeself pronouns, you get to be special. If you're the only transwoman in your IT department, you get to be special. But everyone was special on the tranch, so it led to resentment and spiraling one-up-manship.
Autogynephiles only get their rocks off if they're invading space used by actual women. Since the tranch was an all-male environment no one could trigger their autogynephilia jollies. Once Kindness ran off there were no women to skinwalk or make uncomfortable. This is also why transwomen will attack supporters who suggest separate third bathrooms for trans - if there are no women there, only other men with sideshaves, what's the point?

sounds like Syndrome had a point: When everyone's special, no one is. And when no one's special, things will apparently spiral out of control in the pursuit of special.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

The feds don't give a single shit about the Tranch or any of the troons who fucked off. Considering whose name is on everything he probably should stop contacting the feds in hopes they do something about him being an idiot and trusting troons.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Bonnie's teasing us with TRANNY WACO. I'm not getting my hopes up.
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The new season of Yellowstone is pretty low-budget this year.

 

[BlaireWhitesBottom2]

If there's a single sport where it's more obvious that men are just on average going to be vastly better at it, that's it. That's why it's absolute lunacy to pretend men should be "competing" against women in that sport. It's like a sick joke.

The fact these are some of the laziest sons of bitches ever born is probably not helping. Most of that stuff that is sitting there will still be sitting there in months while these retards chimp out at each other on social media.

I found this out when i watched a video of some womens wrestler bench 135 and people said she was a beast lol... im a skinny ex drug addict and can almost do that with a month of lifting

 

[S.C.U.D.]

The timing of this being posted during the 30th anniversary of the Waco siege is just so good. Don't let us down, Bonnie!

 

[LaxerBRO]

They don’t have a thread, and probably don’t count as traditional lolcows because they’re not personally online. I just threw in a few updates on them here, since it’s similar subject matter.
But as you rightly say, it’s really eye opening to see the factual and sober Denver Post article compared to the fantastical GFM claims and the uncritical reporting of it. I mean the GFM even claims their ranch hand was murdered in cold blood.
Thanks for posting the transcript. $200,000 raised?
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That was factual at least.

Working on a thread on these weirdos on Prospering Grounds. They have limited social media presence at this moment but their "activism" just became active in late 2022.

The thread is not posted yet but I hope to have it out this weekend or next weekend by the latest.

 

[HackerX]

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Just chuckling that a man in a dress has to pretend something isn't insanely obvious, for other men in dresses.

 

[Nero Fiddled]

I'm already speaking to reporters

I wonder which ones?

The ones who though Keffals was honest, the one's who steer clear of troon drama as it's always interwoven with bullshit or will it be some snotty little wannabe with a blog?

 

[BlaireWhitesBottom2]

Am I the only one that wishes Phil and the boys had hung around a few more weeks?
They could have inserted themselves into the "Noble Black farmer being oppressed by cops, KKK and Trump" scene.
Sooner or later there would have been a negligent discharge and they all would have started shooting at each other while thinking they were shooting Earl, the cops or the KKK.

Oh well.
Boner getting uncollectable judgments just isn't as satisfying as

TRANNY WACO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Boner's bit about "Be on notice this property is still protected by a bunch of queers. We will wreck your shit just like we did to Earl" is hilarious once it came out that it was wrecked by a bunch of queers.

They needed a queer protection force alright.
A force to protect the property from the queers.

O there were plenty of neglient discharges at this place I can assure you of that

 

[Karen™]

Did I just read that right? Countless Burrito Nights have landed Penis in the hospital?

This season is really interesting and exciting, but I do kinda miss the good old days, when Tranch was actually a sitcom and the only innocent victims were the stove and plumbing. RIP, burrito night

ATF is firearms and explosives, what has that to do with property damage done by negligence of the Trancherinos?
Either he knows of Pennywise owning illegal firearms or some anarchist's cookbook style bathtub explosives, or he is just blowing smoke namedropping agencies that have nothing to do with the matter at hand.

It is probably the latter.

Maybe ATF is who you snitch to when someone's breaking that federal "guns or weed, but not both" law?

 

[LaxerBRO]

An update on the Black Farmers issue, I feel like I am going down the rabbit hole of crazy.

There is a 129 page report spanning multiple incidents on this saga.

It seems the Black wife saw a process server attempting to deliver legal documents to her and fired a shotgun into the air.

When the sheriff deputies arrived, the Black "woman" claimed the process server was peeping through windows (not substantiated by the process servers body camera) and wanted to file a criminal complaint for attempted rape. The "woman" then stated she never fired the shotgun into the air.

The initial in incident seems to have been started by single horse grazing on grass by the property line.

The Sheriff has release an hour long video into this madness.

P.S.

Dunno how to archive .pdf links.

If you think Troon ranch was crazy, this takes it to another level.