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Burger Boy would die from lack of oxygen if he was there and cackling the whole timeThe only thing missing from today was Burger Boy in the corner cackling (and filming it)
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Burger Boy would die from lack of oxygen if he was there and cackling the whole timeThe only thing missing from today was Burger Boy in the corner cackling (and filming it)
WALK OF SHAMEHe looks like a garden gnome
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That is where the original face dox (one of the only I have seen) comes from.You all are aware there's literally a video of Marty schizo harrassing some random dude on YouTube right?
Ngl, the guy's mannerisms just crack me up I swear
I will attest that what Marty did isn't something to be heralded for. However, it is entertaining as hell and I can't give blame to people paying for a shitshow. Don't get too salty over people gassing up the lesser of two evils, especially when that other evil is a pedophile that wails and yells nearly everyday, whether that be at someone or to music.The fucking chat is full of cum guzzlers sucking Marty's sweaty balls, proclaiming him Goblin slayer and The King. Beating up a retarded midget half your size isn't a note-worthy achievement and his fans, donating for this act, are degenerate sheep, stuck in low-paid labor getting their kicks from a misformed imp being beaten up by a balding goon. If you can't find pride in your own court at least you can share in the power exerted over an extremely mentally and physically challenged specimen. Cyrax is a rat which makes Marty a rat catcher, hope they both enjoy the hell that is their day to day existence.
That plus the pig squeal."Who's the king of Akron?"
"You are!"
That was the most satisfying interaction I've ever heard
The cops also fucking hate Cyrax and know he's full of shit. Marty is in luck because he has basically never said anything directly threatening Cyrax whenever he was going to Akron whereas Cyrax has said multiple death threats towards Marty and his family. I'm not sure if anyone's going to go to jail for this one, at worst it's a disorderly and move along.If there was no history before this point you would be correct but that's not the situation here. Marty is the boogieman the cops keep being called about (or by in their eyes) and they can finally do something to shut 'rax up.
Again any one want to check hospitals to be sure he wasn't taken in?
I have no doubt he's thinking of how to spin into proof that Marty is just a bitch and he is still king shit of goblin street. He might actually lash out at Sally tonight just to try and get some balls back, it's what he does when his ego has really taken a hit, and this time his face took it.One thing is for sure, cyraxx better never talk shit about beating anyone's ass ever again.
He got absolutely wrecked by a fatty with a bum leg on his home turf.
As hard as it is to imagine, he embarrassed himself more than he ever has, and that's really saying something
".22 custom bolt action sniper"Does rax actually have access to firearms?... Someone better check up on Sallythis could've been the straw to break the camel's back
Ed got rid of the .22 irrcDoes rax actually have access to firearms?... Someone better check up on Sallythis could've been the straw to break the camel's back
Not exactly true, while facetious, he has threatened to rape Cyraxx. But, there's no way Cyraxx will find a clip to that stream to show it to cops.The cops also fucking hate Cyrax and know he's full of shit. Marty is in luck because he has basically never said anything directly threatening Cyrax whenever he was going to Akron whereas Cyrax has said multiple death threats towards Marty and his family. I'm not sure if anyone's going to go to jail for this one, at worst it's a disorderly and move along.
Probably an 80 dollar Walmart cricket rifle lel".22 custom bolt action sniper"
They better lock the fridge and put all the toilet paper on the highest shelf, otherwise that house Marty is staying in is gonna get egged an the trees TPed like Chance is 12 years old and this is Halloween night.Does rax actually have access to firearms?... Someone better check up on Sallythis could've been the straw to break the camel's back
“You stupid little fucker” made me laugh more than it should have.